"Last time on Total Drama: Back to the Island," Chris announced from the dock of shame, "We finally finished up our Hendecathlon, after months of wait because the producer decided to just leave and disappear for 6 months." He seethed; teeth clenched. "So, last time, we finished the race and I had to call of the challenge for fear of time constraints cause Owen was still here, and it was eveninig before he even got half-way, and DJ had disappeared to find his bunny, so in the end, I just put both teams to elimination," He panted after the long-winded explanation and an intern handed him a bottle of water.
Chris hungrily gulped it down before sighing and throwing the bottle into the light green lake, the light on a camera flashed red and Chris resumed him position, "And so in the end, Justin and Owen disappeared on the boat of losers. And now without further adieu, I show you the next episode, involving my beautiful face, of Total Drama: BACK TO THE ISLAND!
The sun rose over the horizon, only two campers were awake at the early hour; Beth and Ezekiel sat on the wooden deck of the girls cabin, the warm orange glow, bathed their faces.
"Yoo knoo, I doon't think I have ever felt the sun like this ever eh." Beth chuckled as the prairie boy admitted his lack of outdoor experience,
"It was my favorite thing to do as a kid, wake up when it was still dark and sit on the garden chair and watch as the sun rose over the fields," now it was Ezekiel's time to chuckle as the farm girl relived her favorite childhood activity.
"People have odd habits doon't they eh," he said as Beth smiled wide,
"They do, don't they," As she said this, the girl's cabin door flung open and a bedraggled Heather was in the doorway,
"Awwww, would you look at that, two filthy farm rats bonding, seems fitting, maybe you can go wallow in mud together for a first date," she jeered before stepping over the two fuming people, as he right leg just passed Beth's head, Beth grabbed her ankle and a shocked Heather stumbled, not expecting the sudden restraint of her leg and fell face first into a pool of mud.
CONFESSIONAL:
BETH: Was that the best moment of this competition so far? Hell yes! Do I regret it? Yeah a little cause now it's probably bye bye Beth. *she nervously twiddles her thumbs*
HEATHER: I WILL MURDER THAT MUD WALLOWING FARM GIRL!
END CONFESSIONAL.
"Who's the one wallowing in the mud now," Beth smirked as Heather eye twitched, the socket lined with thick brown sludge, "HEY GUYS, HEATHER'S DECIDED TO TAKE A MUD BATH!" Beth shouted into the cabins as both doors opened as the contestants streamed out of the cabins, most laughed, one didn't. Leshawna took the liberty of stepping on the stunned queen bee, flattening her further into the mud puddle.
Leshawna's laughter boomed over the island and Gwen also stepped on the small of Heather's back, the Asian letting out a small grunt when the goth's full body weight was transferred onto her,
"Nice one girlfriend," Leshawna high-fived the goth once she was stood next to her, in front of Heather's face.
"Been wanting to do something like that since day one," Gwen joked as Alejandro helped Heather out of the mud.
"Su bienvenida, mi amor," he flirted smoothly,
"EW! I would never date you," Heather scoffed glancing around the campers before shoving Alejandro harshly into the mud as well, she then kicked him in the side before storming off, "I'm having a shower," she grumbled to no-one in particular as the remaining contestants left the latino in the mud before walking into the cafeteria.
"Anyone else find it a little weird that we haven't had a challenge in a good few weeks?" Courtney said to the campers,
"Yeah, it's like so weird," Sadie replied
"Like so weird," Katie echoed Sadie
"It is odd," Eva said,
"I dunno, it means I don't have to do anything except deal with Chef's disgusting cooking," Cody said as a low guttural growl was heard from the kitchen and a mighty cleaver came flying from the window, pinning Cody to the wall by his sleeve.
"CODYKINS!" Sierra screamed before yanking out the cleaver and throwing it violently back into the kitchen where metal clanking was heard and a scream that the contestants would've believed to be a girl's had they not been in this competition a long time. "NO ONE HURTS MY CODYKINS!" Sierra screeched while cradling Cody in her arms, squeezing him tight to the point he was beginning to turn blue.
"Anywayyy," Courtney began, "Any have a thought as to why?" Courtney asked again once the shock had worn down. Izzy raised her hand and jumped up and down,
"Ooooh Izzy thinks Chris was assassinated and Chef is next and we get stranded here and become tribe of savages who live in the forest," Everyone's eyes widened slightly at the suggestion before shaking their heads,
"Ummm, I don't think so Izzy," Gwen explained calmly to the crazy redhead,
"Oh, Izzy was sure that was the answer, nevermind," she said, snapping her fingers and grabbing a packet of crisps, "Cody, you know we haven't had to deal with Chef's cooking for weeks right, we just have these nice crisps," She said to the tech geek, opening a packet of Cat and Dog surprise and happily munching on them.
"No we have, these crisps are, or at least were made by Chef, look at the pack, they're made by the Hatchet organization, which is Chef's cooking company, and they are only in business cause Chris made this massive order for us to suffer, no one else would dare by Chef's food cause frankly it tastes like crap," Cody explained, demonstrating his perceptive skills.
The growl was heard again and the cleaver soared from the window, this time caught single-handed by Sierra who growled back before setting Cody down, "
"Don't go far Codykins, Sierra needs to take care of some business," She warbled out a battle cry before leaping into the kitchen window and Chef's screams were heard and the door slammed open. A feminine silhouette was in the door way, a snarl was heard before a now clean Heather stormed into the room.
She walked up to Beth and narrowed her eyes,
"You are dead," she snarled as Beth whimpered and shivered under the glare of Heather. Heather gasped as she was harshly swung around and was met face to face with Leshawna, who swung her hand around, aiming for the porcelain cheek of Heather. She ducked as the hand came into contact with the even paler skin of Gwen whose face soon turned a harsh red even with the amount of make-up she plastered on her face.
"Oh God, Gwen, I am so sorry," Leshawna gushed as Gwen held her injured cheek, caressing the tender skin,
"It's ok," Gwen hissed as Heather chuckled,
"Hahaha, looks like Leshawna is into friendly fire," Heather jeered once more. Leshawna in blind rage swung again as the nimble girl dodged again, this time the sister's palm came into powerful contact with Geoff's face who was attempting to stop and mediate the fight,
"Sorry sugar," Leshawna said to the party man as she swung at Heather one last time, who also dodged again, ending in the sister finally slapping Eva, who had been painfully munching on Mystery Meat flavor crisps. IN her rage, she threw the packet onto the table and stormed over to Heather and Leshawna who were shivering and slowly backing away from the European athlete.
Eva grabbed them both by the collar and hoisted them into the air, her nostrils flared in rage,
"QUIT IT!" She screeched as their hair flew behind them from the force of her bellow.
"Yes Eva," They both whimpered as the fitness buff threw them both painfully on the ground in a heap. As the rivals untangled themselves, Alejandro opened the door,
"So what did I miss?" He said as a beaten and bloodied Chef limped out of the kitchen, Sierra following proudly,
"Yeah what did we miss?" she echoed, their eyes widening at the sight of Gwen, Geoff and Eva's bright red handprint on their faces, and the tangled Heather and Leshawna, the other fifteen campers hanging back on the sidelines, some oblivious to the action, for example, Tyler and Lindsay who were in an intense make-up session, and Duncan was carving skulls into the wall.
"Well-" Courtney began before the door slammed open one more time, this time Chris stood in the door.
"Hey campers," he said cheerily as he surveyed the small area of carnage, "Looks like people have had a bit of an argument," he chuckled as Eva growled and Chris promptly stopped. "Well, I think now is a good a time as any to explain today's challenge, everyone gather round," he said as the twenty contestants all stood in front of the narcissistic host. "Now kiddies," he began, "Today's challenge in going to hopefully go along swimmingly, unlike the last one, you will compete in a scavenger hunt, in the river, you will be in four teams of five, and you will be given a list is the same as everyone else, the first two teams to finish have immunity while the last two vote someone off between them, capiche?"
The contestants nodded while Chris smirked, "So now, for the teams, Team one will be the Sea Searchers and will consist of, Katie, Noah, Beth, Alejandro and Eva," he finished as the five contestants gathered together to form the Sea Searchers,
"You better not screw this up," Eva growled at her team who nodded in response.
"Next team are the River Raiders, members being, Sadie, Sierra, Geoff, Cody and Heather, team three is the Deep Blue Delvers, Leshawna, Tyler, Gwen, DJ and Duncan, your on that team, and the final team is the Splish Splashers and obviously Courtney, Izzy, Trent, Ezekiel and Lindsay will be on that team." Chris finished as the competitors all bunched together to form their teams. "Oh and only one person searching at a time, after each find, or until your twenty minutes of oxygen runs out, you must swap a member, no exceptions, here are the lists,"
He handed out the lists and a suit to each team, "Budget cut's mean we can only have a singular suit, so some of you will be two small and some of you won't fit, tough luck."
The teams looked over their list, their eyes widening at a couple of the items,
'A sharks tooth'
'A dead fish'
'An article of Chris's beauty products'
'A sea cucumber'
'A pair of glasses'
'One of Heather's bras'
"WAIT YOU STOLE SOME OF MY BRAS AND PUT THEM IN THE RIVER, MCLEAN I WILL KILL YOU!" Heather screamed after reading the item on the list.
"Ooops forgot to mention that," Chris smirked as Heather snarled before continuing to read the list
'Noah's book'
"I hate you," Noah said to the host
"I try,"
'A spoon'
'The emblem of a previous team'
'And finally, A member of the ROTI cast'
"Chris, how do we get a ROTI cast member, in the ocean?" Beth asked, her small face scrunched up in confusion,
"Well my dear Beth, it's simple, we have planted the ROTI members around the lake you find one, and bring them back," Chris explained as if Beth was a little bit special,
"Oh ok," she said, failing to pick up the patronizing tone in Chris's voice,
"First searchers, GEAR UP!" Chris shouted as a single member from each team took the suit to the communal washroom, Eva for the Searchers, Sierra for the Raiders, Leshawna for the Delvers and Courtney for the Splashers.
Once suited up, the first divers were on the edge of the dock of shame, twenty minutes of oxygen set on their tanks, the other four members of their team in a line behind them.
"You all know the rules but before I send you off I am obliged to ask you if you have any questions," Beth wiggled her hand in the air as Chris took no notice, "No questions, good, off you go."
The four campers dived head first into the river, intent on finding an object on their list.
Courtney had chosen to look for the spoon, swimming closer to the shore and scraping through the sand near the cafeteria, hoping to find a discarded spoon in the sand. Her eyes caught a glint in the sand a few meters ahead of her, she picked up the pace and picked up the glinting object, before throwing it away in a fit of rage, the silver coin falling into the sand with soft plonk, a plume of sand rising up.
CONFESSIONAL:
COURTNEY: That was just the first time of many failures
END CONFESSIONAL
Sierra was swimming around looking for a ROTI member. Sierra sat down on a rock and pulled out her phone, she unlocked it and opened up Flitter which she had linked to also post to all her blog sites, her flit read, 'OMG under the lake on Camp Wawanakwa, Cody is on my team! But unfortunately, so is Heather :(' She slid the phone back into the suit pocket and continued swimming, scanning around for any tell tale sign of a ROTI member.
After a few minutes of searching; and her oxygen level had reached halfway; she saw an extravagant pouf poking over a rock. Excitedly Sierra doggy paddled to Anne Maria and grabbed her, throwing her over her shoulders and swimming to the surface, the Jersey Shore reject kicking and ripping off her convenient oxygen mask (provided by Chris).
"Gurl put me doiwn," she screamed as Sierra put her down on the dock and climbed out of the water, stripping out of the suit quickly and handing it to Geoff who filled up the tank and put on the suit. As he did so Sierra ticked off the ROTI member on the list and a splash was heard as Geoff jumped in and Eva dragged herself out, a shark's tooth in her hand and a few rips in her suit. She threw the suit to Alejandro,
"Sorry about the rips, that shark was a right son of a bi-."
"PG-13 Eva," Chris reminded as Eva grumbled. Eva ticked off the sharks tooth and Alejandro jumped into the murky green waters of the Wawanakwa lake.
CONFESSIONAL:
CHRIS: Don't ask me why I decided to shove the ROTI cast down their, people wanted to see them participate but I can't do that so they get cameos, happy?
EVA: I hate Chris so damn much, that shark was lucky I didn't rip it's head off and wear it as a helmet, does he care about our safety at all
CHRIS: Of course I care for the safety of our contestants
EVA: *she scoffs* I doubt it
END CONFESSIONAL
Leshawna was looking for one of Heather's bras, a smile on her unseen face as she searched for where one such garment may be hidden. She passed a grumbling Courtney who was picking up random metal objects and chucking them further into the ocean. Leshawna watched the CIT for a while until Courtney began ti jump up and down, a metal spoon in her hand. Leshawna watched as she swam up to the surface, not to be seen due to the murk of the water.
CONFESSIONAL:
COURTNEY:I DID IT IN THE END! I KNEW I WOULD! It was a right bastard to get though, who would've thought that of all the cutlery a spoon would be the hardest to find. I made a tally and I found, seventy-four forks, fifty-nine knives, thirty-one spatulas and a ladle, until I found that one spoon. I was a little frustrated.
LESHAWNA: That girl had some serious problems.
END CONFESSIONAL
Leshawna checked her tank and gasped as it read just two minutes! She hurried along on decided to swim up to a large rock and try her luck, which was in her favor as there perched on top of the rock was a bright pink lacy bra. Leshawna celebrated before forcefully swimming to the surface and to the dock, where Izzy had just jumped in with wild excitement.
Hauling herself onto the plank (with the help of Gwen and DJ) she threw the bra at the Queen Bee, who caught it with disdain,
"Ugh, it's soaking wet and smells like Owen," Heather grumbled as Leshawna handed her suit to Tyler who put it on in such a rush that he ended up with both legs in a single slot and his arms crossed behind his head.
"You silly boy, let me help sugar," Leshawna said nicely as she helped untangle Tyler who thanked her appreciatively. He then jumped into the dock, or would have had he not tripped on thin air and reeled into the water face first, his body following slowly as he slowly sank to the bottom in a stunned daze. The remaining contestants and Chris (minus Heather) winced at the jock just as Alejandro appeared with a sea cucumber in his hands.
"Now Chris, I'm letting this go as it is a living creature but here is proof I have one," he gently slid into the water and swan to the bottom, placing the creature gently before swimming back up to the dock. He stripped off his suit and handed it to next in line Katie who slipped it on and dived in feet first.
Geoff re-adjusted his cowboy hat as he skimmed the sea bed for a fish. He hummed a little tune ad after a while realized that he was humming Bridgette's favorite song. He felt tears form in his goggled eyes and felt them run down his face as he saw a soggy hardback nestled half under a rock. He grabbed it and looked on the inside page. 'Property of NOAH!' It read and Geoff closed it and swam to the surface.
Upon reaching the dock he threw the heavy book at the bookworm who dodged it as it soared for his head,
"Sorry dude," Geoff said as she took off the skintight suit before passing it to Sadie who struggled to fit into the suit made for a smaller person and had to enlist the help of Cody to help her fit into the outfit. Although once in the suit she managed to dive into the water and swim rather well.
Izzy was singing a jaunty tune in her head when she came across a shark swimming along, a gauze in his mouth as blood was absorbed by the material caused by a gap in his gum from a missing tooth, courtesy of Eva.
Izzy then did something very stupid, she took off her mask and began to talk to the shark in fluent Shaerkenese.
"Hello mister shark, I see you are missing a tooth, mind if I have another one, of course your teeth grow back so it cannot be much hassle could it?"
"No I suppose not," The shark opened his mouth revealing rows of teeth. Izzy ran her finger over the teeth and quickly plucked one out quickly as the shark eyes widened from the pain (or lack of) "Why didn't it hurt?" he asked
"I chose a tooth that was about to fall out anyway so you did not cause you harm," Izzy smiled as the shark hugged her,
"Thank you," he smiled brightly, two gaps in said smile,
"Your welcome mister shark, keep in touch," Izzy shouted out before placing her mask back in and swimming to the dock.
Arriving at the dock she placed the tooth on the wood and took off her suit in a fluid movement. She handed it to Ezekiel who just barely caught it in his trembling hands, horror etched into his face. Izzy chuckled at the prairie boy and slapped his back.
"Come on Zekey, it's just water, nasty polluted water but it's fine" Izzy then pulled the suit onto Ezekiel and threw him into the water. He screamed and everything went dark in his vision, only seeing a few meters ahead of himself thanks to the deep murk in the water.
As Zeke fell into the water, Katie appeared on the dock, another off Heather's bras in her hand, she threw it at the Queen Bee and handed the suit to Noah, who grumbled as he put it on, his waist appearing three times as large due to his small size and the height of the suit, even then his head only just managed to be seen. With one final moan he slid into the water, groaning as he felt the cold on his feet and legs.
CONFESSIONAL:
EZEKIEL: Did I ever tell yoo that I hate water eh? Well I doo.
NOAH: Ugh, I hate the water with every fiber of my being, it's cold, wet and normally smells like Owen, a smell that I was very grateful to no longer have to experience once he left, but, Chris continues to smite me by making me dive into his lovely, polluted lake, thanks.
END CONFESSIONAL:
Sadie was floating along the top of the river, scanning for a dead fish. She had decided to take her mask off to preserve oxygen as she didn't need it anyway. Her eyes were darting this way and that as she scanned for a fish floating above the water, she sighed as she saw nothing, unfortunately her mouth opened too wide and water cascaded into her mouth. Sadie began to choke violently, coughing out water with every choke.
The chubbier BFFF began to flail about as she lost her concentration. She then managed to cough up the last body of water from her lungs and took a normal breath, her heart rate evening out as she relaxed again. Her flailing had managed to knock a fish and there, in the middle of her eyesight, was a dead, silver fish, it's yellow eyes staring out lifelessly.
Sadie let out an exclamation of victory and swam up to the sea animal. Scooping it up, she swam towards the dock and sighed loudly when she only saw a brown speck on the horizon that signified the dock, and just how far she had truly come.
Noah was bored. He would rather be forced to read, then watch the twilight saga and write a fifty page essay about how Mary-Sue Bella was. He kept that to himself as he didn't want to give Chris any ideas. He was lazily swimming around twenty meters into the lake, about half way down. He didn't have any specific items in his head and was winging it for as long as he could.
Sighing again, Noah checked his oxygen tank and grumbled as the meter read a minute. Noah began to swim to the surface, maybe he would get lucky and find something on his way up. However, no such luck in his endeavors, nothing, not an item of worth, zilch, nada, any other word meaning nothing. Upon reaching the surface, Noah ripped off his mask and swam up to the dock and hauled himself up, throwing his suit to the next in line, being Beth who was the final person in the line up before Eva donned the suit again.
Beth squealed happily as she put on the suit too large for her and vowed to return with an item of value. She jumped in and Eva stood impatiently on the dock.
"Bored now," she said "Why did it take you so long bookworm," she said to him as he looked her in the eye, an uninterested look on his face,
"I couldn't be bothered to do anything." he deadpanned before walking to the back of the queue, "I don't see why I even bothered." Eva's face turned thirty two different shades of red within thirty seconds. Steam leaving her nostrils and ears as her rage picked up tremendously.
"LISTEN HERE BOOKWORM!" Eva screamed for the second time today, "I PUT IN EFFORT TO DO MY BIT FOR THE CHALLENGE, SO YOU ARE BLOODY WELL GONNA PUT IN YOUR DUE!" Noah kept a straight face as he was mere millimeters away from the raven-haired fitness buff. His eyes watered from the warm air of her breath and his ears rung from the sheer volume of her bellow.
He sighed before unhinging Eva's hand from his shirt collar, "What are you gonna do next, threaten to give me a lip piercing," the bookworm replied nonchalantly as Eva fumed, towering above the nerd.
"I could help you with that!" Duncan hollered from another section of the dock,
"NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!" Eva screamed pack at the punk,
"A simple no thanks would've been more polite," Duncan returned as Eva became even redder than was thought humanly possible.
"WANNA PIECE OF ME!" Eva screamed storming up to Duncan next, she grabbed his collar and hoisted him into the air,
"I'm alright," Duncan said as Eva let him down with a loud bang.
CONFESSIONAL:
NOAH: Well that was the closest I have ever been to death before, I think my life flashed before my eyes, I couldn't quite tell they were watering too much, Eva could use a breath mint.
EVA: Great I lost my temper twice today already, my therapist is gonna rip my arm off, and then subsequently get both his ripped off but isn't he supposed to help me at any cost?
DUNCAN: Well, that was quite scary, and also really hot, Courtney always turned me on when she was angry, he face would scrunch up and would pass off as cute, but Eva, when she's angry, it's like an animal has been released inside of her and it's just one hundred percent fury in her eyes, and I don't think I have ever been more scared yet turned on at the same time.
END CONFESSIONAL
(MONTAGE)
Ezekiel was seen placing a pair of glasses on the dock, his hair soaked and his toque drooping over his eyes.
Tyler placed a discarded bottle of Chris's hair gel on the dock, washing his hands thoroughly in the lake after handling such a frowned upon object.
Sadie finally placed her fish on dock while Beth threw a spoon at Heather after she mentioned the mud on Beth's shirt and commented how at home she must have felt.
Gwen threw a Screaming Gopher flag on Chris's head and Lindsay was seen wearing Heather's bra saying she was happy that she found a replacement bra for her recently lost one, however it was way too small, angering Heather as she ripped it off the blond's chest.
Trent threw a Sea Cucumber into the sea after Chris saw it, and Sierra put a brush with 'Property of Chris McLean' etched in black permanent marker. Eva put another of Noah's books on the dock, snickering at the title.
"So far," Chris said happily, "The Sea scavengers have managed to retrieve half of their items already with Al currently in the water. The River Raiders have six out of ten items as do the Splish Splashers, however the Deep sea Delvers only hold three items," Leshawna sighed at this statement but her eyes sparkled as a shivering DJ appeared on deck, Cameron in his arms. The bubble boy looked horrible scared as he took of the oxygen mask and sat on the deck, being totaled into the score. "Scratch that, four for the Deep Sea Delvers,"
Izzy then appeared with Dawn in her hands as well a flag of Team Amazon.
"Sorry Izzy, one item at a time, you have to put on back in the lake," Chris explained as Izzy carefully placed the flag on the sea, put Dawn down, took off her suit and handed it to Trent in a fluid movement. Trent put on his suit and scooped up the flag, putting it down and bringing up the total for the Splish Splashers to eight out of ten. Courtney then received the suit and dived into the lake once more.
Geoff groaned as Zoey was thrown onto the dock next, shivering, her hair drooping and flower hanging off of her pigtail.
"That's another point to the River Raiders," Chris added a tick to his clipboard in his arm, a pen in his right hand.
Alejandro was under the dock, waiting out his twenty minutes. During Eva's outburst, Heather had approached while everyone else was focused on the raging raven, she had told him that she was too dangerous and would soon turn out to be a liability so she must be eliminated as soon as possible. He was only happy to oblige.
His tank still read a clean fourteen minutes, and even during his six minutes he had seen Duncan, Sadie and Courtney score once more, and if his math served him right, that meant Lindsay just had to find the spoon and the Splashers would win, and the other two teams only had two more points left. While his team still needed five. His thought process had wasted five minutes of his time and now had to wait out an extra nine minutes.
DJ celebrated happily as he placed the next item of his team on the dock, a sea cucumber, he smiled as he bent down to put it back in the sea,
"Your animal curse is cleared up then DJ?" Chris asked, a smirk curling up on his lips, as he said so, DJ slipped and the cumcumber flew out of his hands and off into the distance, just a dot in the sky.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" DJ cried, tears streaming down his face, he took of the suit and violently to Duncan who caught it and was thrown back a few feet.
"I see why that thing flew so far," Duncan said under his breath, DJ heard and bawled more, running off into the distance, Duncan laughed but was promptly slapped by Leshawna. "Ow," Duncan stated, rubbing the back of his head before fitting on the suit and diving in.
One minute... Two minutes... Three minutes... Nothing! Chris sighed in exasperation as nothing happened, this would have to be cut out of the official show. Chris's eyes lit up when he saw a head break through the surface of the water, revealing Alejandro.
"AL!" Chris shouted, "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! IT'S BEEN SO BORING! NOTHING'S HAPPENED FOR THREE MINUTES!" Chris practically screamed at the Latino manipulator.
"Really?" Noah deadpanned "Three minutes it's the end of the world," Noah commented as Chris glared at him,
"Haha very funny Noah," Chris said sarcastically
"I thought so," Leshawna
"No one asked you," Chris turned his glare to Leshawna who crossed her arms and smirked,
"For once I agree with Leshawna," Heather also butted in as the host became more and more frustrated.
"HALLELUJAH THE DAY HAS COME!" Noah preached as Heather, Leshawna and Chris all glared at him now, "No, not now ok I'll shut up!"
"HALLELUJAH THE DAY HAS COME!" Leshawna now preached,
"Wow just wow," Noah looked at the sistah with bored eyes,
"Had to be done," she reasoned before Chris silenced them with a wave of his hand, "Oh hell no, you did not just tell 'Shawnie to shut up," Leshawna was up in Chris's face in seconds, "I was talking, can you not talk at the same time as me," She had her arms crossed and was on par with the hosts overly pampered face.
"Ummm, hello, I cannot focus on hosting and making sure my beautiful face gets enough screen time when you're just flapping your big lips to the cynical bookworm," Chris stated matter of factly as Heather had to stifle giggles when Leshawna's nostrils flared so much it was reminiscent to Eva.
"Fine, but this isn't over McLean," Leshawna conceded willingly,
"Wow Chris, I'm impressed, the great train that is Leshawna has been stopped," Heather smirked at Leshawna, victory in her hands
"DID YOU JUST MAKE A COMMENT ON MY WEIGHT!" Leshawna kept losing her temper, and people were starting to be uncomfortable.
CONFESSIONAL:
LESHAWNA: Ooooh that gurl was lucky I didn't smack her pretty little Asian face
HEATHER: Hahaha, I DID IT! I made Leshawna lose her temper so bad; Step one: Complete. Now she can only hope she doesn't lose too bad.
NOAH: Again, I got glared and screamed at as well as insulted for the second time today, I hate this show
CHRIS: MY SCREEN TIME! THEY BRUTALLY MURDERED MY POOR SCREEN TIME! THIS BITES!
END CONFESSIONAL
"Anywayyy," Chris began nervously, "Al, do you have an item,"
"No," Alejandro said simply, "And my name is Alejandro," he said as during the argument Courtney had arrived on dock and was chuckling as she placed a fish on the deck and handed the suit to Lindsay for the last time,
"And so, the Splish Splashers have only one point to go as Lindsay has to find an item of my beauty product, the River Raiders are in second, next is the Sea Searchers and the Deep sea delvers are in last place." Chris narrated the match as Cody appeared with glasses and threw them at Chris, finally giving the suit to Heather, "Oh and the River Raiders have nine as well, it's up to Heather or Lindsay, the old season one alliance, to battle it out for the win, if they find the last item they need." Chris narrated.
So they waited on the dock, five minutes... Nothing. Ten minutes? Nope nothing, eleven minutes maybe? still no stirring. However, on the twelfth minutes, a disturbance happened, teams waited with bated breath as two heads appeared, belonging to... Heather and Lindsay! Both teams gasped as Lindsay appeared with Chris's fake tan and Heather had shark's tooth in her hand. Chris nodded in approval and the teams celebrated, hauling their teammates onto the dock (in Lindsay's case) and celebrating without the person who had scored them the win.
A slightly dejected Heather pulled herself onto the dock and pulled off the suit. She walked to her team and stood on the outskirts of the celebrations of her four other comrades.
"THE FIRST TWO TEAMS TO WIN ARE THE RIVER RAIDERS AND THE SPLISH SPLASHERS!" Chris announced as Duncan and Beth appeared on deck, just hearing the news sighed as the teams grumbled and Eva and Leshawna clenched their fists keeping anger in check, "I'll see the Sea Searchers and the Deep Sea Delvers at the bonfire ceremony tonight, see you then," Chris then walked off as the campers dispersed on their own separate ways
CONFESSIONAL:
EVA: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! WE LOST! MY TEAM WERE SO /CENSORED/ /DEFINITELY CENSORED/ I BLAME THEM COMPLETELY!
LESHAWNA: Well we sucked just now.
HEATHER: Yes now Leshawna's team lost, it's only a matter of time before Alejandro makes her go bye bye. *she smirks*
END CONFESSIONAL:
Tyler had his alliance gathered around,
"Leshawna has to go," he pleaded,"She's gone crazy, delirious, doolally!" He said to Eva, Katie and Beth who nodded their heads,
"I like so totally agree," Katie said
"Yeah like I so totally agree too," Sadie said, despite being exempt from voting,
"Yeah well I agreed first," Katie smirked,
"Ugh like no you didn't I like so totally agreed first," Sadie said, crossing her arms,
"NO I AGREED FIRST!" Katie screeched as Sadie stood,
"NO I LIKE SO DID!" She screamed, "I'M LIKE NEVER TALKING TO YOU LIKE EVER AGAIN!"
"YEAH WELL LIKE GOOD, CAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO SPEAK TO YOU ANYWAY!"
"Anyway," Tyler began as the two girls stood almost back to back, arms crossed with a pout on their faces.
"Sadie I'm like so sorry," Katie apologized as tears welled in her eyes,
"Katie I'm like so sorry too," Sadie said, equally close to tears, Eva facepalmed at the action as the girls hugged tightly, tears cascading down their faces.
"Like I was saying, Beth, Eva and Katie, just vote for Leshawna so we don't suffer any casualties please,"
"What about me Tyler, what should I do?" Lindsay asked innocently,
"Just sit and look pretty babe," Tyler said before kissing her cheek, Beth and the recently recovered Sadie and Katie cooed while Eva groaned,
"I'm gonna work out," she grumbled before walking away from the group, followed by Tyler and the wonder duo. Lindsay sat stationary, a bright smile on her face,
"You coming Lindsay?" Beth asked
"No," Lindsay said
"Ummm, why not? Everyone else has gone," Beth told the blond
"Tyler told me to sit and look pretty so that's what I'm doing," she said happily,
"He didn't mean you had to stay in one place, you can move about and leave,"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes,"
"Well ok Beth, I believe you," Lindsay happily stood up and linked arms with her significantly shorter friend and they walked off together.
CONFESSIONAL:
BETH: Lindsay can be a bit clueless, but she makes up for it by being one of the kindest hearts you've ever met.
LINDSAY: Beth is like so nice, I'm so glad she chose me as her best friend.
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At the campfire, the Raiders and Delvers sat on stumps while the other two teams watched. Chris stood behind his oil drum and put on a cheesy grin for the camera.
"Evening Campers, welcome to elimination ceremony number five, there are ten of you sitting in front of me, with only nine marshmallows on my plate; marshmallows are a sign of life and continuation in this game, if you receive a marshmallow you are safe to fight another day. And the first person to continue their fight is... Duncan!"
The punk caught his marshmallow and ate it, happily. "DJ, Beth and Katie, you are also safe with no votes," The three caught their marshmallows as well and chomped on them happily, Katie splitting half of hers with Sadie and Beth with Lindsay. "Noah and Gwen," the goth and bookworm also caught their marshmallows and chewed on them slowly. "Tyler and Al," you are the last two to not receive any votes, which means that Eva and Leshawna received all the votes between them." Chris said ominously as Alejandro and Tyler at their sugar treats.
Leshawna looked uncomfortable, her eyes darting this way and that, Eva however was the exact opposite, she was cool as cool and sat, leaning back with her arms folded.
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"Don't leave me," she said sadly, "Bridgette left me and now you, no one else on this island is even worth my time," this offended many people sitting down but Gwen didn't care. Leshawna let her go and grabbed her pink suitcase.
"It's ok girlfriend, I'll miss you too, and remember, slap Heather everyday for me, and for yourself, it will make you feel better," Leshawna smiled and walked onto the boat, "BYE GUYS!" She shouted before the boat left, leaving a few sad faces on the contestants before they dispersed their separate ways, leaving Chris alone on the dock.
"And so ends another episode of Total Drama; shame Leshawn had to go, she cause a lot of drama, even at my own expense which was totally not cool." he pouted before carrying on. "What will happen next episode when we get a little bit chilly, what drama will there be, and will Izzy be stupid, probably, an who will be eliminated next time on Total Drama: Back to the Island!"
"Pretty boy!" Chef called from off camera,
"Yes Chef,"
"What about them boring people from last season?" he asked,
"/Censored/ Go find them!" he screamed before the screen went blank.
WOAH! Biggest chapter yet at nearly 7K, you proud of me? YOU BETTER BE! Anyway, sorry to Leshawna fans but it had to be done, I like Leshawna but I wanted some other characters and all Leshawna did was slap people and find a bra, people are gonna get moody at her, just keeping it realistic. :D anyway see ya next time where things get a little frosty.
24th: Bridgette
23rd: HArold
22nd/21st Justin and Owen
20th: Leshawna.
