Riff Raff walked into the room of his home amd frowned.

Magenta wasn't home to keep him company, so he had to enertain himself.

Shit.

He turned on the TV and flipped throught the channels.

"Today on My Girlfriend's Girlfriend-" Next.

""And the bag is only how much susan?" "Only 3 easy payments on $29.99, Christina." Next.

"There's 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it..." He accepted Phineas and Ferb and made himself a sandwich.

After he finished making his sandwich, he sat on the couch and mindlessly watched the show with a never- changing plot.

He watched as their mom went to perform a concert and they made their dad a "has-been". He hummed along to "Alien Heart" and nodded off to sleep.

As soon as he slipped into a dream, he woke himself up.

He heard a noise.

"Genta?" He called.

"No! Its your mom!" A woman called.

He stood up and walked to his mom's room.

"Hey mom. How are you?"

His mom rolled up a smelly substance into a small brown paper.

"Id be better if you wereny bothering me."

He rolled his eyes at his mother's neglect as she lit the paper.

"That shits bad for you mom. Stop smoming that."

She mocked him and threw a high heel at him.

"Fuck off you little bastard. No one wants you around. You should just kill yourself."

He flung the shoe back at her and returned the comment.

"You're a disgrace to your family. You /and/ that little whore you call a sister. I mean what kind of /man/ sleeps with his sister." She spat and whispered /dirty redneck genes/ under her breath.

"At least I can get some. Its funny how you think you're all hardcore and shit just because you get it in everynight, but at least my sex comes from someone who loves me and not just someone with money. Dirty whore." He said and walked out of the room and out to the front porch.

He laughed at his moms attempts to break his spirit and lit up as magenta came walking down the sidewalk.

"Sup Big Boy?" She winked at him and walked into his open arms.

He whispered into her ears "Wouldn't you like to know?" and chuckled.

She grabbed his hand and walked inside smiling like a madman.

When they got to Riff Raff's room he threw off his shirt as Magenta kicked off her shoes. He stripped himself rapidly as Magenta did the same. He laid on his sister and started kissing her neck.

"Riffy. Guess what Frank told me?" She said.

"What did he say?" He mumbled in between her neck and collarbone.

"He discovered a new galaxy... its called transexual. And-and he built something called a sonic transducer and w-wanted to know if we wanted to assist him on his journey." He stopped kissing her and sat up.

"No. We can't go. I don't trust him."

"Why Riff? It sounds fun!" She crossed her arms and pouted.

He kneeled over her, his "little friend" obviously very excited.

"Because what of this "journey" isn't as wonderful as he claims it is. What if we end up dead, or even worse, Franks slaves?"

She rolled over onto her stomach and put her head on her hands.

"He told me we were gonna be his partners in exploration. The planet he wants to visit sounds very nice, too. Sexual freedom is heavily acceped there, so you and I could be together without a problem."

He smiled at that thought then laid on Magenta's bare, white back.

"Ill talk to Frank about it tomorrow." He purred into her ear.

She rolled over and smiled.

"But as for now..." he said roughly.

Magent wrestled him for dominance and straddled his hips.

He smiled at her and bucked, making Magenta gasp and moan at the same time.

She looked his face, saw the want in his eyes, and started movi.g back and forth on her brother's excitement.

~~the next day at school~~

"YO FURTER!" Riff Raff called to the cotton candy scented boy.

"Ahwhat?" Frank asked, slightly annoyed.

"What's this talk about a new galaxy?" He asked.

Franks eyes widened and he shushed him.

"No one is to know about this, you idiot!"

Riff rolled his eyes and quietly apoligized

"Magenta told me about it. When do you plan on leaving for this... um... exploration?"

Frank smiled excitedly. "On the last day of school. As soon as the bell rings we go to my place and leave."

Riff Raff eyed him skeptically. "And why should I trust you? With what you topd me the other day I should put a restraining order on you for my sister."

Frank chuckled. "Simply because Magenta wants to do this. I mean, isn't it your sole purpose to make her happy?"

Riff raised his eyebrows. "She told you?"

Frank nodded happily "Ahyup. And with there being sexual freedom on Transexual in the galaxy Transylvania, you and her being together sounds as if it were heaven on... well... Transexual."

Riff Raff sighed and rolled his eyes. "What's the catch Frank? There's always a catch."

"You and Magenta work for me as my domestic and handyman. And Columbia... she'll be my fan club. Everyone needs a groupie." Frank twirled a curl around his red polished finger. "So whaddaya say? Stay here on this dreadful planet with your mother being a whore-druggie, or come with me to a place that only the LOGO channel could dream of?" Frank stuck out his hand.

Riff Raff scratched the back of his head and bit his lip. "Magenta is gonna be sorry later, but for now she'll be happy. Should I tell her our jobs?"

Frank nodded eagerly.

Riff Raff sighed and shook Frank's cold, soft hand.

"YOLO." Riff said.

(A/N: I just thought that last part was the best suspence killer ever. And it looks as if Riff has made a deal with the devil. Sorry for that mature part in the middle I got bored. Read & Review my pretties. xoxoyoloxoxo)