Tsuna: Hmm... I wonder who created Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
-Me-: Ah! It's Akira Amano-san~
Tsuna: EEEH! IT WASN'T YOU!
-Me-: Of course not.
Reborn: Dame-Tsuna, why would she create a fanfic if this wasn't hers?
Tsuna: Huh? Fanfic? What's that?
Reborn: *facepalms* urghhh...
-Me-: Hahaha! Enjoy this chapter!
Tsuna: Wait! What's a fanfi-
-Me-: Warning people~ Today's chapter will have extreme OOC
Tsuna: Answer my que-
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Tsuna was in the library reading a book. He didn't feel like playing today. Not only that, his office and paperwork (YEAH!) were destroyed, so he had no choice but to read. He looked in front of him, Gokudera and Lambo were both reading a book. Tsuna smiled at this. He could imagine sparkles around the two. Before they would fight no matter what. Now, they treat each other like brothers. Tsuna was smiling happily, he was really glad with the changes, the two of them looked like they belonged to the same fami- Oh wait, they do.
Tsuna noticed something while staring at Gokudera. Well not that he didn't notice this before, Gokudera always wore glasses when reading. Gokudera had no problems with his eyes. He could see people and recognize them 10 meters away. Tsuna's curiousity grew.
"Hmm... Gokudera do you have bad eyesight?" Tsuna asked closing the book. Gokudera and Lambo looked at him. Tsuna thought the two of them looked cute together.
"Not really Juudaime, I just need it whenever I read, here, go ahead and try." Gokudera quickly inserted the glasses hanging on his ears. Tsuna was surprised, the grade was a bit low and... and... EVERYTHING WAS IN HD JUST LIKE HIS GAMES!
Tsuna's eyes were sparkling, Gokudera laughed with Lambo.
"Oh well I have to go to the bathroom." Gokudera said as he headed out.
"Wait! Hayato-nii! I want to come with you!" Lambo said as he brought the book they were reading with him.
"Aw come on, I just have to go to the bathroom."
"Just let me come with you."
"Fine fine."
Tsuna smiled as he watched the two leave. They changed a lot, and they changed in a good wa- Hold it, GOKUDERA FORGOT TO GET HIS GLASSES!
Tsuna immediately dashed out of the library, he didn't see Gokudera anywhere.
"Oh shit. Which bathroom did he go to." Tsuna said, as he remembered there are about a hundred bathrooms in the Vongola HQ.
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After a minute or two, Gokudera opened the door from the bathroom.
"Ah! Hayato-nii's finished! That took awhile." Lambo giggled.
"Shut up Ahoushi." Gokudera said but in a playful way that Lambo recognized.
They skipped happily and decided to go outside to a ramen store.
"Hmm... I have a feeling i'm forgetting something." Gokudera said as he wiped his chin.
"Beats me." Lambo said as he pulled Gokudera to hurry up.
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"Not here."
BAM
"Not here."
BAM
"Not here as well."
BAM
"WHERE IS HE!"
BAM
Tsuna was tired, he checked all the bathrooms in one floor. Dear Tsunayoshi-kun, there are 14 floors in the Vongola HQ, good luck checking them all.
Tsuna really didn't mind, he didn't even feel like taking the glasses off. He felt like he was in HD playing a game in a walkthrough and is stuck in a level which kind of pisses him off.
Tsuna passed through the halls, he was wondering why the maids he passed through didn't greet him like they usually do, instead they were blushing. I wonder.
"Oh my goodness! Decimo looks so handsome with those glasses!"
"I wish he wore that on all the time!"
"Kyaaa! He looked so hot just now!"
"It's just like Storm-san.~"
"I know right"
The maids giggled.
Tsuna was tired, he was completely stuck.
"Hm? Sawada? What are you EXTREMELY doing here?" Ryohei said. Chrome and Yamamoto just looked at him.
"Hey there, where's Gokudera?" Tsuna said as he panted.
"He went outside just awhile ago with Lam-"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Tsuna shouted cutting Yamamoto off. He quickly jumped off the window.
"Tsuna looks good with those glasses."
"And I was wondering why boss somehow had a better charisma today."
"I bet he could charm more extreme girls than usua-"
"OH NO."
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Tsuna ran outside with lightning speed. Shall I tell you where the Ramen Store is?
Now let's go back to our academics.
Time: 2:06
Let us assume that Gokudera Hayato and Lambo Bovino went out 2 hours ago. It took them a total of 1 hour and 30 minutes to get there. 1 and 1/2 hour in short. The two boys took a taxi to get there. The distance between the Vongola HQ and the ramen shop was 90 kilometers. If you are wondering why they didn't go to the nearest shop, I have no idea either. (Since this is math, just shut up and solve the problem. I still think buying 80 watermelons are more inhuman. Nobody wonders why they bought watermelons and a lot of them too, so you shouldn't wonder too.) The extremely fast taxi takes 10 minutes per kilometer.
Now, another boy, Tsunayoshi Sawada, wanted to go to the ramen store too. He didn't have a car so he had to go by foot. Tsuna can run up to 20 minutes per kilometer, (that's still pretty fast.) What time did Gokudera and Lambo got out of the Vongola HQ? What time will Tsuna arrive?
Solution:
1.) You don't have to solve, it's automatically 12:06.
-Gokudera and Lambo went at 12:06.
2.) 20(90)= 1800 minutes. 1800 minutes = 30 Hours
Tsuna calculated this all in his mind, he immediately stopped walking. He might be enjoying his HD game right now, but he ran out of battery.
Tsuna ruffled through his hair. Why did he have to go to him to return it anyway? He just had to wait. Tsuna went back on his way to the Vongola HQ.
"OH MY GOODNESS! TSUNA LOOKS SO CUTE!"
"I know right sister!"
"Those glasses look so great on him!"
"Adding his hot points~"
"Tsuna looks so handsome too sister."
"Why don't we glomp him?"
"Come on sister~ Let's do it."
"Let's go girls!"
Tsuna noticed a large shadow behind him, he faced backwards.
"OH MY GOODNESS."
Unfortunately, Tsuna was still a BIT traumatized.
~With Kyoko-chan~
Kyoko went out for a while, she tried visiting Tsuna's office from her room, but the only thing she saw were destroyed TV sets and cases. They said Tsuna was busy so she decided to buy some cakes in town.
BEEP BEEP
Kyoko knew whenever Tsuna was nearby. Somehow she had some fangirl perks on her. She hurried wanting to see her boyfriend.
Oh there he is!
"Ts-"
Kyoko's eyes widened. She saw Tsuna who tried to run away but was... was... DEVOURED BY THOSE UGLY BITCHES.
(Holy Cow, what happened to you Kyoko-chan.)
Kyoko froze, she couldn't believe what she saw. Tsuna finally managed to get out of the crowd, he was wearing glasses that looked incredibly good on him. The suit he had awhile ago wasn't there anymore, his polo shirt lost several bottons, he didn't have his tie anymore, his belt was destroyed and so was his zipper.
Kyoko was ready to kill. She went to the hardware shop afterwards.
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Tsuna ran back to the Vongola HQ, as soon as he opened the door, his guardians were there including Gokudera and Lambo.
"Gokudera-kun... your glasses..." Tsuna said as he removed it and dropped dead on the floor.
"Juudaime! What happened to you? You-you look horrible!" Gokudera ran toward Tsuna while helping him up.
"Something. Where's Kyoko?"
"She took a stroll out awhile ago."
"Great, all of you, ALL OF YOU, get out and find her." Tsuna said as he stood up and went to the elevator. This was for the sake of not getting his privacy taken once again.
The guardians went out sighing, they were trying to finish Crisis 2. Oh well. They walked out and headed to a cake shop, that's the only place Kyoko goes to. Ah, they spotted her.
"Ah! Kyo-..chan..." Mukuro's attempt to shout fell on Hibari's name, Hibari didn't get mad at Mukuro this time, it was the right thing to do than to call her name.
Kyoko was holding a hammer and a screw driver. Her hands were full of blood. (Wrong, those were strawberry-filling of the donuts the fangirls were eating.) She had an evil look on her face while staring at... fangirls! They wanted to rejoice but Kyoko scared the crap out of them. There were three dead fangirls lying down... (Wrong, they fainted because they were scared)
"W-what are you doing!"
"W-wait sister... isn't this Tsuna's girlfriend!"
"O-OH NO!"
"S-s-s-s-sorry! Have mercy on u-"
"No." Kyoko said as she grinned, evily and creepily. She raised the hammer on her hand and hit the other girl who flew to the side. (Don't worry, she didn't use the head of the hammer, she used the back, without head. Please don't tell the guardians. I want to scare them)
"Had enough?" Kyoko said as she raised the screwdriver this time.
"YAAAAH!" The three remaining quickly carried the other girls and ran for their lives.
The guardians were stuck on ice. A blizzard was storming in their heads.
"Hm? Ah! Everyone! Have you seen Tsuna-kun?"
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"Something wrong Tsuna?" Enma said as he ate his cheese croquet. Tsuna was sighing.
"My guardians are so disobedient. It was just a simple task." Tsuna said while nibbling on his croquet.
"Tell me the story."
Tsuna was reading papers in the library. Then he spotted something. They were fliers to a luxurious cake shop. He wanted to show it to Kyoko. But he was looking for something and didn't have time to see his girlfriend once again. He looked around and saw all his guardians.
"Great timing, can you give this to Kyoko-chan, Yamamoto?" Tsuna said as he handed a paper out. Tsuna was sure he saw Yamamoto's atmosphere turn gloomy.
"A-... I'm a bit b-busy. W-How about... L- Gokudera-kun?" Tsuna was suspicious with the stuttering, but he was really busy too. He decided to give it some other time. Then again, his free time would be tomorrow and he had to show it now.
"Gokudera-kun?"
"G-gome Juudaime, ..uh... I-i am a bit busy too why not Chrome?"
"Boss I- i'm still working on this. How about Mukuro-sama?"
"Mukuro..?"
"Kufufu... Tsunayoshi-kun, I-i don't want to. How about Kyo-chan?
"Hibari..?"
"Hn. NO. Why not the noisy herbivorous cow?"
"Lambo..."
"Ah... my my... I have to get going...why not Ryohei-nii?"
"Nii-san..."
"AHAHAHA, SAWADA, MY SISTER MIGHT THINK I'M INVITING HER."
Tsuna sighed, his guardians used to obey him right away.
"Just deliver the freakin flier, I don't care if you go in trios or whatever."
He felt seven hands touch his palm just to get the flier. He opened his eyes, only to see all his guardians going out.
"I don't get it either." Enma said once again chewing.
"Do I have to be European to understand them italians?"
"It's not because you're asian."
"It's because i'm not European."
They both laughed, unknown to the trauma the guardians had.
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