Lisa: Sorry for the late update, I was just writing my other stories...

Kyon: How many did you actually think of?

Lisa: 3, 4, 5 who know...

Risa: Wow, Lisa!

Kyon: Though shouldn't you also update your old story too? It's been quite a while.

Lisa: You're right, I should! But after this interview, Now Gokudera, disclaimer please!

Gokudera: Che, the woman doesn't own Hitman Reborn and don't sue her...

INTERVIEW SIX COSPLAY, XANXUS TORTURE AND TYL HOSTS?


Lisa: Ciao a tutti! (Hello everyone)

Kyon: Last time was Japanese and now...Italian...

Lisa: Si Kyon, well welcome to KHR Interview where the most funny gags and horrid tortures are found!

Risa: Torture?

Lisa: Yup! Torture...

Risa: Uuh, I think I already know...Let's just get on with the show...

Lisa: Okay! First review is from xxx .Acexxx


Hahahahahahaha! Laughing my ass off! This just way too amazing! Anyways on to the questions and dares...

Questions

Byakuran: so that's why your so cute and awesome... Better start eating marshmallows... Anyway, I was wondering, who is your crush and would you marry them if tuna fish over there *points at tsuna* didn't kill you or send you to some hellish place?

Belphegor: my sister loves you! Sooooo, do you love her?

Fran: awwwwww... No one can compare to you cuteness! But... I just realized something over the past few days... Damn! That Eiji Kikumaru is CUTE! Sooo, I want a divorce... Sorry...

Dares

Xanxus: I HATE YOU! How dare you call me a b$?h! *sticks tounge out at Xanxus* I DARE YOU TO GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE! FYI, your dumbass death glare can't compare to my puppy eyes...

Lisa: your awesome. You have the best blackmailing skills I have ever read... Soooo, I dare you to confiscate Xanxus X-guns a and give it to me. I'll use it to kill that asshole! He. Will. Pay.

Nothing can compare to woman's scorn...


Tsuna: Tuna fish?

Gokudera: How dare she call the tenth a tuna!

Lisa: Sheesh, it's just a nickname no harm done!

Gokudera: Why you -*pause*

Lisa: Kyon go get Byakuran!

Gokudera: Damn, she's ignoring me...*irritating mark*

Kyon: *runs out and got Byakuran who is holding a packet full of marshmallows *

Byakuran: Eh? I'm here again...

Lisa: Hi Byakuran! Sorry for interrupting your snacking but can't you spare some time for us?

Byakuran: *smile* of course Lisa-chan, ask away!

The boys: *growling and holding their weapon*

Risa: Boys...please calm down...*trying to calm down the boys*

Lisa: Let's make this quick...Byakuran who is your crush and would you marry them if Tsuna didn't kill you?

Byakuran: *thinking* Souichi-kun!

Lisa/Kyon: O-O|||

Byakuran: I really like Souichi-kun and I supposed I could marry him if I didn't die...

Lisa: Byakuran...Souichi is a man...

Byakuran: Can't I? *cute puppy eyes*

Lisa: *blushing* Umm, of course you can... (I think)

Byakuran: Yay! You know what Lisa-chan you are really cute...*hugs her*

Lisa: *stunned*

Risa: Oh no, Kyon! Get Byakuran out now! *using barrier to restrain boys*

Kyon: *sweat dropped* Okay Byakuran, Thanks for coming...now let's go *pushes Byakuran out of the studio*


Lisa: *blushing* He really is cute...

Reborn: Ahem!

Lisa: So-sorry! Next is Bel...the reviewer's sister loves you, do you?

Bel: Why would I love a peasant's sister?

Lisa: Are you still angry about that tiara thing?

Bel: Ushishishishi...

Lisa: Don't Ushishishishi me...answer now!

Bel: No!

Lisa: Stupid prince...

Bel: Do you want knives on your back, princess? *takes out knives*

Lisa: Do you want the world to see your pink tutu, prince-ss? *takes out blackmail pictures*

Bel: You're a devil...

Lisa: Why thank you...

Risa: Anyway...next is Fran...xxx .Ace xxx wants a divorce...

Kyon: Ouch... and your rival is Eiji Kikumaru...*takes out photo*

Lisa: Yup...Eiji is just too cute...sorry Fran...

Fran: Whatever...


Lisa: That was easy, next is the dares...my favorites...

Kyon: GO CRAWL IN A HOLE XANXUS AND DIE!

Xanxus: Who the f**k would do your bidding...

Lisa: YOU!

Xanxus: you motherf**ker...*got picked up by a machine and thrown in a hole*

Lisa: Thank god Gianini made this pick-up machine...then we won't have to go in the hole... *picks up dropped X-guns*

Risa: What hole is that?

Lisa: The hole of despair where victims get haunted by ghosts and their worst nightmares!

Risa: *gulp*


Kyon: *went and got xxx .Ace xxx *

xxx .Ace xxx : Hey guys...

Lisa: *glomps her* Thank you so much for the dare...

xxx .Ace xxx : No problem, now .! *takes X-guns*

Kyon: *use controller and pulls a shivering and twitching Xanxus out*

Risa: That's scary...I wonder what his worst nightmare is?

Lisa: It's pretty easy...a place with no wine...at all

Risa: *sweat dropped*

Kyon: Ready! Aim! Fire!

xxx .Ace xxx fires the X-guns non-stop...Two hours later...

Xanxus: *K.O*

Lisa: I never been so happy in my life...thanks xxx .Ace xxx .

xxx .Ace xxx : *grins* See ya then!

Kyon: First review done...next is from kutiekat671


Man this brightened up my day!

Questions:

Lambo: What else do you carry in that bomber styled head of yours?

Ryohei: When will you ever get together with Hana?

Chrome:Don't you feel left out sometimes being the only female guardian?

Lussuria: WTF is up with your hairstyle?

Dino: How do you feel about Hibari?

Dares:

Gokudera: I dare you to wear the maid dress in for the whole interview and admit your relationship with a certain 80!

Yamamoto: I dare you to wear clothes just like in Gokudera's style!

Fran: I dare you to actually praise Bel

Xanxus: I dare you to not say "trash" for the rest of the interview

Please do all of this! *puppy dog and sad anime eyes*

Thanks!


Lisa: It really is nice to see my fic brightening up reader's day!

Kyon: Yup! Now the question is foe Lambo...where is that cow?

Risa: *went into the dressing room and got Lambo* He was playing in the dressing room...

Lisa: Okay Lambo! What do you carry in that head of yours apart from the TYL bazooka?

Lambo: Aah? Eh? Lambo-san has candies...grenades...rubber ducky...

Kyon: rubber ducky?

Gokudera: Why the heck would you carry a rubber ducky, stupid cow? *got hit by rubber ducky*

Lambo: How dare you call Lambo-san stupid cow, you tako head!

Gokudera: Grr...You little bastard...*snatches Lambo from Risa and knocks him on the head*

Risa: Gokudera...stop it...

Gokudera: Che...*let go of Lambo*

Lambo: Gotta...Stay...Cal-*pause*

Reborn: Looks like he can't hold it anymore...

Lisa: Damn...he's going to-! *runs to stop Lambo*

Risa/Kyon: *follows Lisa*

Lambo: WAAAAA! *takes out TYL bazooka but trips and hits Lisa, Kyon and Risa*

Dino/Tsuna/Reborn: Risa!/Lisa...Kyon-san/*smirks*

The pink smoke starts to go away...and there stand TYL Risa, Kyon and Lisa...


TYL Lisa: Huh? Where am I?

TYL Kyon: I was just in the kitchen when...

TYL Risa: *twin swords in hand* what the?

Everyone: *jaw dropped*

TYL Lisa: This is the interview...it's been a long time...

Reborn: Yo Lisa! Long time no see!

TYL Lisa: *smile* Nice to see you too...

Reborn: Looks like you have to take over from here...

TYL Lisa: You got a point, let's be quick! *reads review* Ryohei when are you going to get together with Hana?

Ryohei: I...DON'T KNOW...TO THE EXTREME!

TYL Risa: *withdraw swords* Still the same as always...

Tsuna: Umm, Risa-san...why were you taking out your swords?

TYL Risa: *giggle* Well let's say a certain skylark wants a duel...

Hibari: *smirks* Want a duel now? *takes out tonfas*

TYL Risa: *smile* No...Sorry...*turns to Dino* Hi Dino!

Dino: *waves and blushes a little*

TYL Kyon: *looks at watch* Time's almost up...and Ryohei...try giving Hana some chocolates or bring her on a date...that will speed things up...

TYL Lisa: Ciao guys! *gone in a proof of smoke*


The old hosts return...

Lisa: *roll eyes* Damn...

Kyon: *eating piece of cake* I knew I was a good cook...

Risa: *blushing like mad*

Reborn: Why are so down in the dump, Lisa? *smirk*

Lisa: *sigh* I don't want to talk about it...question for Chrome do feel left out as the only female guardian?

Chrome: Well...I do sometimes...but as long I'm with Mukuro-sama, I won't mind...*blush*

Mukuro: Kufufufufu...

Lisa: Question for the gay lord...*shiver* what is wrong with your hairstyle...

Lussuria: Maa...Lisa-chan~~ this is my personal style...it shows off my inner beauty~~

Kyon: More like inner ugliness *still eating cake*

Lussuria: Mou~~~*pouted*

Lisa: *cringe at Lussuria* NEXT! Dino how do you feel about Hibari?

Dino: *looking at Risa who is avoiding him* Huh? Oh, Kyouya? He is pretty strong and is an excellent student...

Hibari: Hn...herbivore

Lisa: Aha...Risa, do you think that too?

Risa: *snaps out of trance* Yeah, I supposed...

Lisa: *confuse at Risa's action* Okay questions down~~dares to go!

Kyon: *finished cake* Tako-head wear this for the whole interview! *hand maid outfit*

Gokudera: No way am I going to-*Kyon shows a picture of Bianchi* A-NEEKI! *faints*

Lisa: It actually works...oh well Kyon...go change him...

Kyon: *sighs and drags Gokudera to the dressing room*

Risa: Yamamoto, you go too...you need to wear clothes in Gokudera's style...

Yamamoto: *silly grin* Okay! *follows Kyon*

Lisa/Risa: He is just too carefree...


10 minutes later~~

Gokudera came out of the dressing room wearing the maid outfit blushing all the while...Yamamoto also came out...


Yamamoto: Wow! These clothes are really cool!

Lisa: You look so cute in that, Yamamoto!

Kyon: *snickering at Gokudera* Veeeeerry sexy Gokudera...hahahaha...

Gokudera: You little- *hugged by Yamamoto*

Yamamoto: I like the new you...*grins*

Gokudera: *blush* GET AWAY PERVERT!

Lisa: Now Gokudera admit your relationship with Yamamoto!

Gokudera: *blush bright red* I...NEVER...HAD...A...RELANTIONSHIP *pause*

Lisa: Just admit it! I got proof with me too...*shows hugging photos*

Gokudera: HOW DID YOU GET THAT!

Lisa: Come on! You guys were hugging each other ever since the first interview...so just admit it!

Gokudera: Grrrr...*turns to Yamamoto* I...admit...I...have a...relationship...with...the baseball idiot...

Lisa: Shouldn't it be Takeshi-sama? You are a maid...*smirks evilly*

Gokudera: *cursing* Yes...Takeshi-sama...

Yamamoto: *he snapped and pounces on Gokudera*

Risa: *covering her eyes*

Kyon: GO TO THE DRESSING ROOM YOU TWO NOW!

Yamamoto: *smirks while carrying a struggling Gokudera*

Lisa: Looks like Gokudera won't wear the maid outfit for long...*shiver*


Kyon: *sigh* Sorry kutiekat671, when Takeshi snaps, he's a goner...well on to the next one! Fran praise Bel...

Fran: You are so stu-*glare from Lisa* so smart Bel-senpai...*twitching*

Bel: Ushishishishi, that's better Froggy...

Lisa: Last but not least...Xanxus...

Kyon: But he's already K.O...

Xanxus: *looks at Lisa with his bloody face* you...tras-* BANG*

Lisa: *shoots X-gun* There he won't be saying any trash for the whole interview...

Risa: But the interview is almost over...

Lisa: WHAT! DAMN WHAT HAVE I DONE!

Kyon: So sorry again...we messed up...

Risa: *bowing to apologize*

Lisa: No choice...but we have to end this chapter...so that's all for now...Guys let's say it!

Everyone except Takeshi, Gokudera, and Xanxus: See ya!


Lisa: I think kutiekat671 is going to be mad at me...*watery eyes*

Kyon: We messed up...we are so sorry...

Risa: Well...we couldn't change it now...Why don't we tell them about the surprise...

Lisa: Oh yeah! We're planning on inviting the Vongola Primo Family, the TYL guardians and even the Arcrobeleno to the set next time...

Kyon: What about the Shimon?

Lisa: They were being hard-headed...besides the Vongolas are fighting with them...it's better to separate them for now...

Kyon: Right! So reviewers please feel free to send in those reviews for the Primo Family, Arcrobeleno and the TYL crew...we'll be waiting!

Lisa/Kyon/Risa: Ciao~~Ciao~~~


P.S Do you want to know why Risa was blushing when she came back from TYL?

Do you want to know why Lisa was down in the dump?

Then send in your reviews please!