Latara-*Bursts out laughing*

Yin-What now?

Latara-The old Loony Toons Cartoons.

Yin-*Starts laughing* Those are great cartoons.

Latara-Mmhmm. So is anyone else up yet?

Yin-Not that I know of.

Latara-Well than...*Grabs some random trumpet and blows into it*

Guests-HOLY *EEVEE* WE'RE UP!

Latara, Yin-Good.

Latara-So let's get started. *Presses button* Please welcome back, DaPie!

Meowstick-*Whispers something to Latara and walks away*

Latara-I have just been told that DaPie changed his name. Anywho...Please Welcome Back...DapieisTasty!

*using a syringe to drink blood out of a dead solider*
I'm bored.

Latara-*Licks lips*

Guests-...O.o...

Kate-She's a freaking Vampire. What do you expect?

Put on a comedy routine. lick each other.

Latara-Le Gasp! COMEDY?! I KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL!

Hortence-Wait...oh crud...I'M OUT! *Snaps fingers and disappears in a puff of blackish purple smoke*

Kate-SOME SISTER YOU ARE!

Misty-So...who are you calling?

Latara-An old...teammate.

Yin-Naw *Eevee*

Eevee-Do we haves to?

Latara-Yes. *Is texting someone*

Leafeon-*Sneezes and releases some Sleep Powder*

Eeveelutions-*Fall asleep*

Latara-Well shit.

Yin-Eh. So anywho-

*Door gets busted down*

Dominic-We're back!

Yin-Did you get more insane since we last met? Or are you just high?

Dominic-No, I am not high.

Yin-First one it is.

Danny-Do I want to know?

Latara-Dare board.

Danny-*Glances at the Dare Board* Oh...

Misty-WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?!

Latara-You'll see in 3...2...1...

?-*Appears in a puff of smoke* Holy...ah...God I have got to stop doing that.

Latara-Mmhmm.

?-Oh hey Demon Girl! SO I got your text, whole reason I'm here, Whatcha need?

Latara-Well first off...*Grabs gun and shoots ?.*

Guests-AHH!

May-DANNY, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S GONE INSANE!

?-Oh that is so much funnier when it happens to someone else...

Guests-AHHHH!

Mina-HOLY SHIT!

?-Okay, okay so I guess trying to kill your teammate put a rift between us...

Latara-You think?

?-Yeah whatevs. Hey so, why do you keep typing me as a Question Mark?

Guests-Typing?

?-Didn't she tell you? I'm known for breaking the Fourth Wall! I do it all the time in the Comics, Movies, Shows, Games...

Yin-You just had to bring him...

Latara-Well if we're doing a comedy chapter...

?-*Gaps* Comedy?! *Narrator Voice* Well then I am your man! *Normal voice* What's first?

Latara-Um...this. *Shoots ? again*

Guests-Oh my...

?-Ow...*Jumps back up* So anywho...

Latara-Oh right. Please Welcome the Merc with a Mouth, DEADPOOL!

Deadpool-I expected something more.

Yin, Dominic-WELL DEAL!

Deadpool-*Sniffle* I feel so hated...

Latara-Well it's not like anyone likes you.

Deadpool-*Some cheesey English Accent* On the contrary, there are some who adore me!

Latara-But every single girl who's liked you had something wrong with her...O.o

Deadpool-Oh yeah...like that Doctor what's her name.

Dawn-What was wrong with her?

Deadpool-*Ninja Poofs behind Dawn* Well you see...

Latara-*Shoots Deadpool once again* Can't tell her that, Wade.

Wade-Why not?

Latara-Because Dawn's nothing without her innocence...and virginity...

Deadpool-So she'd be...a blue haired, younger you?

N-He did hear that last part..right?

Latara-You can't listen to a word he says. *Looks at Wade* YOU'RE CRAZY!

Wade-If I wasn't this would of never worked!

Latara-Pirates or the Caribbean. Nice.

Deadpool-Why thank you.

Paul-So you said we're doing a 'Comedy Chapter'?

Latara-Whole reason I brought Wade in.

Drew-Besides the fact that you wanted to shoot him...

Latara-Well yeah.

Deadpool-Oh it is so much more fun when someone else is getting un-alived...

Guests-What?

Deadpool, Latara-Oh you see he/I can't say the the 'K-word'. It's like a mental tick. But he/I mean(s)...Destroy them, Make them disappear, Sleep them with the fishes, Make them take a permanent dirt nap...K-Word 'em.

Paul-Am I the only one creeped out by this?

Latara-I did a whole Descriptive Prompt on him!

Guests-Why?

Latara-Cuz I could. Anywho...can we get started?

Guests-Fine...

Latara-So first off something I found a few weeks ago that I haven't been able to get out of my head. Mina, in the dressing room! N...well you just stay here for now. Sylveon, TRICK ROOM US!

Sylveon-*Snore*

Latara-Oh...right. Fine I'll do it. *Changes room to a sky view with a rainbow and a little room with chairs beside it*

Drew-What the...?

Dawn-Pretty.

N-This won't end well...will it?

Latara, Yin-Probably not.

Kate-*Knocks on dressing room door* Mina, you're on.

Mina-No.

Kate-Come on.

Mina-I'm not coming out.

Kate-Why not?

Mina-I look ridiculous...

Kate-Oh come on. It can't be that bad.

Mina-Well it is and there's no way in all of Unova I'm coming out.

Latara-Good thing we're not in Unova.

May-*Is petting my Furfrou* Just come out.

Drew-When did...?

Latara-My pokemon let themselves out.

Paul-Then what's the point of keeping them in pokeballs?

Latara-*Shrugs then whistles*

Houndoom-You called?

Latara-Get Mina out of there, please.

Houndoom-Sure thing. *Walks up to the door, Tackles it open and soon comes out with Mina.*

Mina-*Is in pink fluffy unicorn costume*

Everyone else-*Laughing really hard*

Mina-NOT FUNNY!

Ash-Actually...it...is...!

Mina-*Covers eyes with bangs* You guys are mean...

Latara-Just get on with the skit.

Mina, N-Fine...

Mina-*Gets on Rainbow and starts 'Dancing'*

Some random Boombox-Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. (x4)

N-Let's test your knowledge, and see what you have learned. What color are the unicorns?

Rest of guests (Excluding Paul)-Pink!

N-What are they dancing on?

Guests (Still no Paul)-Rainbows!

N-Please use one word to describe the texture of they're magical fur.

Guests-*Silent*

Dawn-SMILES!

Rest of guests (Still excluding Plum)-Yeah smiles!

Boombox-Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. (x3)
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on, Dancing on...RAIN!

Mina-*Does ending pose*

Latara, Danny, Yin, Dominic, Kate, Wade-*Bursting out laughing*

Mina-I hate you all.

N-Same here...

Latara-Whatever. Let's get on to the next skit. Wade, take care of Paul please.

Wade-Sure.

Paul-Wait what?!

Wade-Shh...*Gases Paul*

Paul-I...hate...*Falls asleep*

Wade-He's taken care of!

Latara-Obviously. Okay guys we have about a half an hour to get everything ready. MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

Half an hour later...

Paul-*Wakes up* What the...huh?

*Nobody is here except for Paul and the sleeping Eeveelutions*

Paul-*Looks around* Where is everyone?

Ahhhhhh!

Paul-Who...DAWN! *Starts running but slips on some marbles and face plants into a pie*

Us-*Laughing*

Paul-*Sits up* Where are you guys?

Latara-Right here. *Takes down Cloaking Spell*

Paul-I hate you..ALL OF YOU!

Wade-*Pulls cord to cannon and fires soap*

Paul-*Spits out soap*

Dawn-Aww, Paul you really do care.

Paul-Whatever. I figured you weren't in any real trouble cuz Latara and Danny would help you.

Latara-And why would we do that?

Paul-Cause you're heroes.

Latara-Oh right...

Dawn-*Sniffles*

Wade-*Pushes cannon toward Dawn* After you.

Dawn-*Pulls cord*

Paul-*Spits out more soap*

Yin-Okay time for my skit!

Latara-Sure...and that is...?

Yin-*Pulls out pie* The classics. *Goes to throw it at Kate when a maril jumps and eats it*

Dawn, Paul-Eggie?!

Eggie-Maril, mar. Maril... (Hi Dawn! Paul...)

Latara-How'd you get here?

Eggie-Maril mar, maril mar. Maril maril mar! (I have this pie radar. I can sense pie!)

Kate-Ok?

Eggie-Marril, mar Maril. MARIL MAR! (One thing before I go. TAKE THIS PAUL!) *Aqua Tails Paul then leaves*

Dawn-Bye, Eggie!

Paul-*Is on ground* Ow...

Latara-Weird...okay so next idea!

Kate-*Reads paper* Well this is random.

Latara-*Looks at paper* Oh yeah, that was Jessica's idea.

Dawn-What is it?

Latara-Well, get out your winter attire and meet me outside.

Later...

May-It snowed?

Misty-Since when can it snow in a closet?

Latara, Kate, Yin-I don't know.

Latara-I'm gonna go see what's going on. *Flies away*

Paul-I say when she gets back we pummel her with snowballs...

Drew-Fine with me.

Once again, Later...

Latara-*Comes back* Okay so guys I-

Dawn-*Tries to throw a snowball that just blows away*

May-What the...?

Latara-Like I tried to say...this isn't snow, it's Cotton Candy.

Mina-What?

Latara-Apparently, the pokemon found a cotton candy machine, and it kinda blew up. Leaving all his cotton candy here.

Misty-Okay?

Latara-Yeah. Well, let's go.

Back inside...

Kate-SO what's next?

Latara-Well, we could do the Strange Days Scene.

Yin-You mean the 'Nova, Worst Fear, Bunny' one?

Latara-Yeah...

Yin-Let's not do that one.

Latara-Why?

Yin-Because no one here is afraid of bunnies.

Latara-Oh right...well then I got a good one! *Turns towards Misty and Ash* Jess wanted me to dare you guys to kiss.

Misty, Ash-WHEN PIGS FLY!

Yin-*Grabs a random Spoink and throws it to Kate*

Deadpool-The pig has flown! I repeat, the pig... has... flown!

Misty-I hate you...*Kisses Ash*

Yin-We know.

Latara-*Takes pic* Good blackmail. :D

Yin-SO what's next?

Latara-*Grans costumes* IMPROVE!

Yin-Okay then...

Latara-Drew you're first. And you are...THE JOKER!

Drew-*Walks on stage in a Joker costume* SO what do I do?

Latara-You're the Joker. Say a Joker line.

Drew-Okay? *Clears throat and does a sucky Joker Impression* I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.

Latara-Lame. NEXT!

Deadpool-OOOOHHH MEE! *Ninja Poofs on stage and is about to say something when his phone rings. He answers it and puts it on speaker.*

Deadpool: This is Deadpool.

Phone: The mercenary?

Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

Phone: Ah, yes. Have you ever heard of the One World Church?

Deadpool: Nope

Phone: It's in France.

Deadpool: I'll pass.

Phone: It pays a lot.

Deadpool: Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!

Phone: Uhm, we're not at war.

Deadpool: We're not?

Phone: No.

Deadpool: Oh... *Puts phone off speaker*

Deadpool: So... How much money?

Deadpool: ...

Deadpool: Well, that sure is a lot...

Latara-DEADPOOOOOOOOL!

Deadpool-Right...I'm a bit busy, I'll call you back...well then I'll track you down, either way I'll get to it later. Bye! *Hangs up* Sorry. Anywho...How about my line from Ultimate Alliance? You know, the one upon me almost being dead?

Latara-You mean: "I NEED HELP!...AND A PONY!"

*Laughter*

Deadpool-Well I was GOING to do that one. Okay how about when I level up, and do...

Latara-And now I'm better at...whatever it is...Wolverine does.

*More laughter*

Deadpool-...Okay then how about the line while trying to keep everyone together? HUH?!

Latara-Everyone, please stay with our tour group. And let's not forget while leaving the Team Change menu. 'Don't everybody go and die this time!'

Deadpool-...-.-...

Latara-I got a good idea. *Poofs up some random guy into room*

?-What the...?

Deadpool-Hey Weasel. Long time no see, where have you been hiding?

Weasel-The hospital. You stabbed me in the leg!

Deadpool-I had to! You were trying to eat the last cheesy puff!

Weasel-It was MY bag of cheesy puffs!

Deadpool-That's not how I remember it.

Weasel-*Looks at Latara* Can I go?

Latara-Sure. *Poofs him away* NEXT!

Guests-*Look at each other* We got nothing.

Yin-How about Luke and Danny's line from 'How to Steal an Ant-Man'?

Danny-Our what?

Latara-*Looks back* From Avengers:Earth's Mightiest Heroes.

Danny-Okay?

Latara-We could...but I don't think they wanna...

Yin-Since when have you cared what they want?

Latara-Since...oh...good point. Either way. I got a better idea!

Kate-Oh no...

Latara-*Poofs AEMH version of Luke and Danny here*

Luke-What the...?

Latara-Gotta love magic!

Yin-So...how will the readers know Danny from Danny?

Latara-We'll just type Heroes for Hire Danny as Iron Fist, and Luke as...

Luke-If you dare say it I'll rip you to shreds...

Latara-I'd like to see you try!

Latara, Luke-*Growl at each other*

Iron Fist-Okay then...is there a reason we are here?

Yin-Latara want's ya to do a scene from 'How to Steal an Ant-Man'. The one where P.M calls himself Thor, and you Cap.

Iron Fist-Okay?...

Luke-What did you just call me?!

Yin-P...M...as in...initials for...Power...Man...YEEP! *Runs away*

Latara-Luke, if you wanna take your anger out on somewhere, could you do it to the Plum or Grass head?

Luke-*Cracks knuckles* Sure.

Many minutes of intense pain later...

Paul and Drew-Ow...

Iron Fist-I get that you were angry, but you didn't have to bend them like that.

Luke-Yeah sure.

Kate-Wow...Luke's counterpart is...really scary...

Guests-Definitely.

Luke-So why are we doing the whole 'How to Steal an Ant-Man' line thing?

Latara-Because I've trained with your counterparts. I know your every strength and every weakness, and I will not think twice about using that knowledge.

Iron Fist-Well when you put it like that...

Latara-GREAT! Okay so I guess Wade will play the villain...

Wade-YAY!

Latara-And uh...we're not gonna get Pym, cuz he didn't do anything in this scene...okay so Luke, you know your line?

Luke-Uh, yeah.

Latara-Okay...and...ACTION!

Deadpool-*In evil...tone?* And who are you supposed to be? The Avengers?

Luke-Yeah we're the Avengers all right. *Points to self* I'm Thor. *Points to Iron Fist* My friend in the pajamas in Captain America.

Deadpool-*Starts laughing*

Latara-CUT! Oh God...I knew that was gonna happen...

Luke-Can we go now?

Latara-Yeah, yeah. You've been here so long I'm surprised the Fabric of the Universe isn't starting to tear.

T.V-This just in, the Fabric of the Universe is starting to tear!

Everyone-O.O

Latara-Okay bye-bye! *Grabs gun and shoots floor under AEMH counter parts.*

*Portals open and they fall through*

Latara-Portal Creating bullets. Nifty right?

Dawn-Ooh, can you use them to send me to the moon?!

Latara-The moon?

Paul-Why? Does it need 'Bedazzling'?

Dawn-...*Dark Aura* PAUL!

Wade-*Pushes soap cannon* Fire at will, Capt'n.

Dawn-*Fires cannon 100 times*

Paul-*Is chocking on soap*

Us-*On the floor laughing*

Yin-Hey guys! I found Poke-Ship!

Guests-What?

Latara-Poke-ship. It's like battle ship, only Pokemon-y-er.

Guests-Okay?

Yin-SO let's play!

Minutes later...

*Anger and rage*

Kate-So that's what Clan meant.

Danny-It would make sense now.

Latara-*Eating popcorn* Yeah...

Yin-Should we stop it?

Wade-Hell no!

Domonic-For once, I agree with the Merc. Just watch...and enjoy.

Latara-Seems like that's all.

Kate-Actually...there's still...lick each other

Latara-Um...

Growlithe-*Jumps up and lick Latara*

Kate-Well there you go!

Latara-If that's all...LUCARIO!

Lucario-*Force Palms Deadpool out*

Yin-Ha ha. Okay so, before we go we need your help.

Latara-We do?

Kate-Oh right. I forgot about that.

Danny-About what?

Yin-Lucario, Darkrai, Keep them occupied.

Lucario, Darkrai-*Grab Latara and Danny and lock them into their rooms*

Kate-What we need help on is, we need a Shipping name for Latara and Danny.

Yin-For now, it has been dubbed 'DifferenceShipping', but we need an actual name.

Kate-So please give us your ideas, and we'll pick the one that fits those two the best.

Yin-And, the winner will also get a free pass to the show, as well as a big virtual cake!

Cilan, Cress, Chili-What?

Kate-Until next time!

Yin-R&R!

Latara-Hey! I didn't agree to that!

Danny-Why do you think they locked us in here?

Latara-Oh right...