Latara-*Bursts out laughing*
Yin-What now?
Latara-The old Loony Toons Cartoons.
Yin-*Starts laughing* Those are great cartoons.
Latara-Mmhmm. So is anyone else up yet?
Yin-Not that I know of.
Latara-Well than...*Grabs some random trumpet and blows into it*
Guests-HOLY *EEVEE* WE'RE UP!
Latara, Yin-Good.
Latara-So let's get started. *Presses button* Please welcome back, DaPie!
Meowstick-*Whispers something to Latara and walks away*
Latara-I have just been told that DaPie changed his name. Anywho...Please Welcome Back...DapieisTasty!
*using a syringe to drink blood out of a dead solider*
I'm bored.
Latara-*Licks lips*
Guests-...O.o...
Kate-She's a freaking Vampire. What do you expect?
Put on a comedy routine. lick each other.
Latara-Le Gasp! COMEDY?! I KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL!
Hortence-Wait...oh crud...I'M OUT! *Snaps fingers and disappears in a puff of blackish purple smoke*
Kate-SOME SISTER YOU ARE!
Misty-So...who are you calling?
Latara-An old...teammate.
Yin-Naw *Eevee*
Eevee-Do we haves to?
Latara-Yes. *Is texting someone*
Leafeon-*Sneezes and releases some Sleep Powder*
Eeveelutions-*Fall asleep*
Latara-Well shit.
Yin-Eh. So anywho-
*Door gets busted down*
Dominic-We're back!
Yin-Did you get more insane since we last met? Or are you just high?
Dominic-No, I am not high.
Yin-First one it is.
Danny-Do I want to know?
Latara-Dare board.
Danny-*Glances at the Dare Board* Oh...
Misty-WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?!
Latara-You'll see in 3...2...1...
?-*Appears in a puff of smoke* Holy...ah...God I have got to stop doing that.
Latara-Mmhmm.
?-Oh hey Demon Girl! SO I got your text, whole reason I'm here, Whatcha need?
Latara-Well first off...*Grabs gun and shoots ?.*
Guests-AHH!
May-DANNY, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S GONE INSANE!
?-Oh that is so much funnier when it happens to someone else...
Guests-AHHHH!
Mina-HOLY SHIT!
?-Okay, okay so I guess trying to kill your teammate put a rift between us...
Latara-You think?
?-Yeah whatevs. Hey so, why do you keep typing me as a Question Mark?
Guests-Typing?
?-Didn't she tell you? I'm known for breaking the Fourth Wall! I do it all the time in the Comics, Movies, Shows, Games...
Yin-You just had to bring him...
Latara-Well if we're doing a comedy chapter...
?-*Gaps* Comedy?! *Narrator Voice* Well then I am your man! *Normal voice* What's first?
Latara-Um...this. *Shoots ? again*
Guests-Oh my...
?-Ow...*Jumps back up* So anywho...
Latara-Oh right. Please Welcome the Merc with a Mouth, DEADPOOL!
Deadpool-I expected something more.
Yin, Dominic-WELL DEAL!
Deadpool-*Sniffle* I feel so hated...
Latara-Well it's not like anyone likes you.
Deadpool-*Some cheesey English Accent* On the contrary, there are some who adore me!
Latara-But every single girl who's liked you had something wrong with her...O.o
Deadpool-Oh yeah...like that Doctor what's her name.
Dawn-What was wrong with her?
Deadpool-*Ninja Poofs behind Dawn* Well you see...
Latara-*Shoots Deadpool once again* Can't tell her that, Wade.
Wade-Why not?
Latara-Because Dawn's nothing without her innocence...and virginity...
Deadpool-So she'd be...a blue haired, younger you?
N-He did hear that last part..right?
Latara-You can't listen to a word he says. *Looks at Wade* YOU'RE CRAZY!
Wade-If I wasn't this would of never worked!
Latara-Pirates or the Caribbean. Nice.
Deadpool-Why thank you.
Paul-So you said we're doing a 'Comedy Chapter'?
Latara-Whole reason I brought Wade in.
Drew-Besides the fact that you wanted to shoot him...
Latara-Well yeah.
Deadpool-Oh it is so much more fun when someone else is getting un-alived...
Guests-What?
Deadpool, Latara-Oh you see he/I can't say the the 'K-word'. It's like a mental tick. But he/I mean(s)...Destroy them, Make them disappear, Sleep them with the fishes, Make them take a permanent dirt nap...K-Word 'em.
Paul-Am I the only one creeped out by this?
Latara-I did a whole Descriptive Prompt on him!
Guests-Why?
Latara-Cuz I could. Anywho...can we get started?
Guests-Fine...
Latara-So first off something I found a few weeks ago that I haven't been able to get out of my head. Mina, in the dressing room! N...well you just stay here for now. Sylveon, TRICK ROOM US!
Sylveon-*Snore*
Latara-Oh...right. Fine I'll do it. *Changes room to a sky view with a rainbow and a little room with chairs beside it*
Drew-What the...?
Dawn-Pretty.
N-This won't end well...will it?
Latara, Yin-Probably not.
Kate-*Knocks on dressing room door* Mina, you're on.
Mina-No.
Kate-Come on.
Mina-I'm not coming out.
Kate-Why not?
Mina-I look ridiculous...
Kate-Oh come on. It can't be that bad.
Mina-Well it is and there's no way in all of Unova I'm coming out.
Latara-Good thing we're not in Unova.
May-*Is petting my Furfrou* Just come out.
Drew-When did...?
Latara-My pokemon let themselves out.
Paul-Then what's the point of keeping them in pokeballs?
Latara-*Shrugs then whistles*
Houndoom-You called?
Latara-Get Mina out of there, please.
Houndoom-Sure thing. *Walks up to the door, Tackles it open and soon comes out with Mina.*
Mina-*Is in pink fluffy unicorn costume*
Everyone else-*Laughing really hard*
Mina-NOT FUNNY!
Ash-Actually...it...is...!
Mina-*Covers eyes with bangs* You guys are mean...
Latara-Just get on with the skit.
Mina, N-Fine...
Mina-*Gets on Rainbow and starts 'Dancing'*
Some random Boombox-Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. (x4)
N-Let's test your knowledge, and see what you have learned. What color are the unicorns?
Rest of guests (Excluding Paul)-Pink!
N-What are they dancing on?
Guests (Still no Paul)-Rainbows!
N-Please use one word to describe the texture of they're magical fur.
Guests-*Silent*
Dawn-SMILES!
Rest of guests (Still excluding Plum)-Yeah smiles!
Boombox-Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. (x3)
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on, Dancing on...RAIN!
Mina-*Does ending pose*
Latara, Danny, Yin, Dominic, Kate, Wade-*Bursting out laughing*
Mina-I hate you all.
N-Same here...
Latara-Whatever. Let's get on to the next skit. Wade, take care of Paul please.
Wade-Sure.
Paul-Wait what?!
Wade-Shh...*Gases Paul*
Paul-I...hate...*Falls asleep*
Wade-He's taken care of!
Latara-Obviously. Okay guys we have about a half an hour to get everything ready. MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
Half an hour later...
Paul-*Wakes up* What the...huh?
*Nobody is here except for Paul and the sleeping Eeveelutions*
Paul-*Looks around* Where is everyone?
Ahhhhhh!
Paul-Who...DAWN! *Starts running but slips on some marbles and face plants into a pie*
Us-*Laughing*
Paul-*Sits up* Where are you guys?
Latara-Right here. *Takes down Cloaking Spell*
Paul-I hate you..ALL OF YOU!
Wade-*Pulls cord to cannon and fires soap*
Paul-*Spits out soap*
Dawn-Aww, Paul you really do care.
Paul-Whatever. I figured you weren't in any real trouble cuz Latara and Danny would help you.
Latara-And why would we do that?
Paul-Cause you're heroes.
Latara-Oh right...
Dawn-*Sniffles*
Wade-*Pushes cannon toward Dawn* After you.
Dawn-*Pulls cord*
Paul-*Spits out more soap*
Yin-Okay time for my skit!
Latara-Sure...and that is...?
Yin-*Pulls out pie* The classics. *Goes to throw it at Kate when a maril jumps and eats it*
Dawn, Paul-Eggie?!
Eggie-Maril, mar. Maril... (Hi Dawn! Paul...)
Latara-How'd you get here?
Eggie-Maril mar, maril mar. Maril maril mar! (I have this pie radar. I can sense pie!)
Kate-Ok?
Eggie-Marril, mar Maril. MARIL MAR! (One thing before I go. TAKE THIS PAUL!) *Aqua Tails Paul then leaves*
Dawn-Bye, Eggie!
Paul-*Is on ground* Ow...
Latara-Weird...okay so next idea!
Kate-*Reads paper* Well this is random.
Latara-*Looks at paper* Oh yeah, that was Jessica's idea.
Dawn-What is it?
Latara-Well, get out your winter attire and meet me outside.
Later...
May-It snowed?
Misty-Since when can it snow in a closet?
Latara, Kate, Yin-I don't know.
Latara-I'm gonna go see what's going on. *Flies away*
Paul-I say when she gets back we pummel her with snowballs...
Drew-Fine with me.
Once again, Later...
Latara-*Comes back* Okay so guys I-
Dawn-*Tries to throw a snowball that just blows away*
May-What the...?
Latara-Like I tried to say...this isn't snow, it's Cotton Candy.
Mina-What?
Latara-Apparently, the pokemon found a cotton candy machine, and it kinda blew up. Leaving all his cotton candy here.
Misty-Okay?
Latara-Yeah. Well, let's go.
Back inside...
Kate-SO what's next?
Latara-Well, we could do the Strange Days Scene.
Yin-You mean the 'Nova, Worst Fear, Bunny' one?
Latara-Yeah...
Yin-Let's not do that one.
Latara-Why?
Yin-Because no one here is afraid of bunnies.
Latara-Oh right...well then I got a good one! *Turns towards Misty and Ash* Jess wanted me to dare you guys to kiss.
Misty, Ash-WHEN PIGS FLY!
Yin-*Grabs a random Spoink and throws it to Kate*
Deadpool-The pig has flown! I repeat, the pig... has... flown!
Misty-I hate you...*Kisses Ash*
Yin-We know.
Latara-*Takes pic* Good blackmail. :D
Yin-SO what's next?
Latara-*Grans costumes* IMPROVE!
Yin-Okay then...
Latara-Drew you're first. And you are...THE JOKER!
Drew-*Walks on stage in a Joker costume* SO what do I do?
Latara-You're the Joker. Say a Joker line.
Drew-Okay? *Clears throat and does a sucky Joker Impression* I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.
Latara-Lame. NEXT!
Deadpool-OOOOHHH MEE! *Ninja Poofs on stage and is about to say something when his phone rings. He answers it and puts it on speaker.*
Deadpool: This is Deadpool.
Phone: The mercenary?
Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."
Phone: Ah, yes. Have you ever heard of the One World Church?
Deadpool: Nope
Phone: It's in France.
Deadpool: I'll pass.
Phone: It pays a lot.
Deadpool: Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!
Phone: Uhm, we're not at war.
Deadpool: We're not?
Phone: No.
Deadpool: Oh... *Puts phone off speaker*
Deadpool: So... How much money?
Deadpool: ...
Deadpool: Well, that sure is a lot...
Latara-DEADPOOOOOOOOL!
Deadpool-Right...I'm a bit busy, I'll call you back...well then I'll track you down, either way I'll get to it later. Bye! *Hangs up* Sorry. Anywho...How about my line from Ultimate Alliance? You know, the one upon me almost being dead?
Latara-You mean: "I NEED HELP!...AND A PONY!"
*Laughter*
Deadpool-Well I was GOING to do that one. Okay how about when I level up, and do...
Latara-And now I'm better at...whatever it is...Wolverine does.
*More laughter*
Deadpool-...Okay then how about the line while trying to keep everyone together? HUH?!
Latara-Everyone, please stay with our tour group. And let's not forget while leaving the Team Change menu. 'Don't everybody go and die this time!'
Deadpool-...-.-...
Latara-I got a good idea. *Poofs up some random guy into room*
?-What the...?
Deadpool-Hey Weasel. Long time no see, where have you been hiding?
Weasel-The hospital. You stabbed me in the leg!
Deadpool-I had to! You were trying to eat the last cheesy puff!
Weasel-It was MY bag of cheesy puffs!
Deadpool-That's not how I remember it.
Weasel-*Looks at Latara* Can I go?
Latara-Sure. *Poofs him away* NEXT!
Guests-*Look at each other* We got nothing.
Yin-How about Luke and Danny's line from 'How to Steal an Ant-Man'?
Danny-Our what?
Latara-*Looks back* From Avengers:Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Danny-Okay?
Latara-We could...but I don't think they wanna...
Yin-Since when have you cared what they want?
Latara-Since...oh...good point. Either way. I got a better idea!
Kate-Oh no...
Latara-*Poofs AEMH version of Luke and Danny here*
Luke-What the...?
Latara-Gotta love magic!
Yin-So...how will the readers know Danny from Danny?
Latara-We'll just type Heroes for Hire Danny as Iron Fist, and Luke as...
Luke-If you dare say it I'll rip you to shreds...
Latara-I'd like to see you try!
Latara, Luke-*Growl at each other*
Iron Fist-Okay then...is there a reason we are here?
Yin-Latara want's ya to do a scene from 'How to Steal an Ant-Man'. The one where P.M calls himself Thor, and you Cap.
Iron Fist-Okay?...
Luke-What did you just call me?!
Yin-P...M...as in...initials for...Power...Man...YEEP! *Runs away*
Latara-Luke, if you wanna take your anger out on somewhere, could you do it to the Plum or Grass head?
Luke-*Cracks knuckles* Sure.
Many minutes of intense pain later...
Paul and Drew-Ow...
Iron Fist-I get that you were angry, but you didn't have to bend them like that.
Luke-Yeah sure.
Kate-Wow...Luke's counterpart is...really scary...
Guests-Definitely.
Luke-So why are we doing the whole 'How to Steal an Ant-Man' line thing?
Latara-Because I've trained with your counterparts. I know your every strength and every weakness, and I will not think twice about using that knowledge.
Iron Fist-Well when you put it like that...
Latara-GREAT! Okay so I guess Wade will play the villain...
Wade-YAY!
Latara-And uh...we're not gonna get Pym, cuz he didn't do anything in this scene...okay so Luke, you know your line?
Luke-Uh, yeah.
Latara-Okay...and...ACTION!
Deadpool-*In evil...tone?* And who are you supposed to be? The Avengers?
Luke-Yeah we're the Avengers all right. *Points to self* I'm Thor. *Points to Iron Fist* My friend in the pajamas in Captain America.
Deadpool-*Starts laughing*
Latara-CUT! Oh God...I knew that was gonna happen...
Luke-Can we go now?
Latara-Yeah, yeah. You've been here so long I'm surprised the Fabric of the Universe isn't starting to tear.
T.V-This just in, the Fabric of the Universe is starting to tear!
Everyone-O.O
Latara-Okay bye-bye! *Grabs gun and shoots floor under AEMH counter parts.*
*Portals open and they fall through*
Latara-Portal Creating bullets. Nifty right?
Dawn-Ooh, can you use them to send me to the moon?!
Latara-The moon?
Paul-Why? Does it need 'Bedazzling'?
Dawn-...*Dark Aura* PAUL!
Wade-*Pushes soap cannon* Fire at will, Capt'n.
Dawn-*Fires cannon 100 times*
Paul-*Is chocking on soap*
Us-*On the floor laughing*
Yin-Hey guys! I found Poke-Ship!
Guests-What?
Latara-Poke-ship. It's like battle ship, only Pokemon-y-er.
Guests-Okay?
Yin-SO let's play!
Minutes later...
*Anger and rage*
Kate-So that's what Clan meant.
Danny-It would make sense now.
Latara-*Eating popcorn* Yeah...
Yin-Should we stop it?
Wade-Hell no!
Domonic-For once, I agree with the Merc. Just watch...and enjoy.
Latara-Seems like that's all.
Kate-Actually...there's still...lick each other
Latara-Um...
Growlithe-*Jumps up and lick Latara*
Kate-Well there you go!
Latara-If that's all...LUCARIO!
Lucario-*Force Palms Deadpool out*
Yin-Ha ha. Okay so, before we go we need your help.
Latara-We do?
Kate-Oh right. I forgot about that.
Danny-About what?
Yin-Lucario, Darkrai, Keep them occupied.
Lucario, Darkrai-*Grab Latara and Danny and lock them into their rooms*
Kate-What we need help on is, we need a Shipping name for Latara and Danny.
Yin-For now, it has been dubbed 'DifferenceShipping', but we need an actual name.
Kate-So please give us your ideas, and we'll pick the one that fits those two the best.
Yin-And, the winner will also get a free pass to the show, as well as a big virtual cake!
Cilan, Cress, Chili-What?
Kate-Until next time!
Yin-R&R!
Latara-Hey! I didn't agree to that!
Danny-Why do you think they locked us in here?
Latara-Oh right...
