A/N: I am NOT doing the schedule thing. I am far too busy for that crap. Cause, y'know... schedules are the best things! Scratch that. I hate them so yeah.

Disclaimer: No. I have said this before, but FANfiction. Stop asking me.

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Satine POV

I opened my eyes. I stretched my arms and went back to sleep. But my com went off. I brushed my hair and threw on a shirt over my rainbow t-shirt. "Ahoy. "

My boss glared at me. "You haven't planned a party yet. Plan one today with your pregnant friend or you're fired. Now! PAP now!" She screamed.

I straightened up. "Yes ma'am. It'll be done. Gotta!"

She smiled."Gotta." She mouthed PAP now! at me.

I turned the com off and called Padmé. She answered. "I'm coming over to PAP. We will talk about cakes, games, food, whatever! All we need to do is—"

She looked confused. "What is PAP and what are we planning?"

I laughed. "The baby shower you bimbo!" I smiled. "PAP is the slogan for Party Planners United; my company. PAP means Plan A Party."

She still looked puzzeled. "May I ask, why today?"

I frowned. "Or I will be fired. You are two months along, right?" I asked. I remembered it has been a week since her checkup.

She smiled. "Two moths and two weeks." She corrected.

Rolling my eyes, I said; "alright smarty pants! I'll be there ain ten." I informed. She still lives in the apartment, so it will take five minutes to get there if I get ready in five minutes.

"You should've done one hour. You take a million minutes putting your hair up. Then you decide,'oh my! This hairdo is horrible!' Then I say,'put it down.' You glare at me and yell,'no! Its ugly!' Then I—" He started.

I glare at him. "You are horrible." I said, as I started to kiss him.

"You guys know I'm still here and its already been three minutes?" Padmé reminded.

I looked at her. "Hi." I smiled. My eyes widened. "I have two minutes to get there!"

I ran to my closet and got random pants and a button up blue shirt. I got dressed quickley and parted my short, blonde hair. I got my flats on and got a fruit bar. I gave Obi a kiss and ran to my speeder. I looked at my chrono. 01200. I am right on time! I thought, as I knocked on the door.

The door opened. Padmé's husband Anakin was in the doorway. "Padmé told me you were coming. Should I leave, in case it starts as tea and cookies and ends up like her bachelorette party?"

I shook my head. "No. But you might not like it as it is really girly stuff."

"I actually might watch. I've always wanted to see what girls do when they're not with boys. I'll watch from a corner." He said, going into a seat in the corner with pillows and blankets on it. It was a tiny, wooden chair that was... tiny.

I saw Padmé running to me. "Satine!" She greeted. I looked down. She got bigger than last time I saw her.

"Are you supposed to be that big?" I asked.

She nodded. "I'm having twins so I'm twice as big."

I kneeled down to her belly. "Hey kids. Its Mrs. Perfect here! How would you like your cake? Big and pink or small and blue, just for you? I'm a poet and I know it! I make a rhyme right on time!"

She squinted, shaking her head. "Do what?" She asked.

I giggled. "Let's get to buisness." I grabbed a big book that was in my tote bag and put it on the table. Party Planners 101: Baby Shower is what it said. I opened the book to the first page. "First: What is your budget?" I read aloud, looking at her.

She looked thoughfully for a moment. "7,000 credits I'd say."

I nodded, flipping the page to the 7,000 budget category. "What theme would you have? There are examples like: ducks, cute, chicks—"

She looked at me. "Is it possible to have ducks popping out of eggs?"

I nodded. "Of course. What kind of cake would you have? Like homeade, store bought, icing, what?"

"Store bought. We both know neither of us can cook and our husbands won't try."

I chuckled. "Exactly. It would be a miracle if they did."

Anakin glared. "You guys know I am still here, right?" He asked.

I smiled a big, toothy grin and said,"exactly." Padmé gave me a high five and we planned a little more. "Padmé. Since we're done, Obi-Wan and I are going out to eat at Dex's. Would you and Anakin like to come? Bail and Breha had to cancel so we have a reservation for four."

She smiled. "Anakin." Her husband looked up. "Obi-Wan, Satine and I are going to Dex's but its a reservation for four so..."

He nodded. "Sure. I'm all ready."

We picked up Obi-Wan and rode to Dex's.

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Padmé POV

We walked in the restaurant. I suddenly smelled something good. I tugged on Anakin's arm. "Ani. I smell something amazing. I really am smelling something good. Delicious. Anakin, I am hungry."

A loud, friendly voice yelled,"Obi? Ani? Long time no see!" A voice I have only met at the wedding and here exclaimed. Dex was his name. "Hello wifey of Ani and wifey of Obi! Hi baby of Ani!"

"Babies." I corrected. "I'm having twins."

He smiled. "Congrats!" He gave me a light hug and gave bone crushing hugs to everyone else.

"Sit at a booth." I sat at a booth Satine picked. "I'll be 'ya waiter this evenin'. I don't do this but..." I muted the conversation but there was nothing to do so I listened again. "...Is sick. Got the flu so I've been filling in."

I looked at Dex. "If she's a droid, how could she have the flu?" I asked.

He laughed. "Let's keep it at the flu. Here are the menu's." He handed us some menu's.

The menu said:

Meat

•Bantha Steak

•Bantha Burger

•Bantha Blue Cheese Burger

•Pulled Bantha

•Bantha Stir Fry

•Bantha Salad

Beverages (Non-Alcoholic)

•Bantha Milk

•Water

•Blue Milk

Dessert

•Freezy Treat

I looked up. Everyone was done looking and telling Dex what they want.

"And for Padmé?" Dex asked.

"Bantha Blue Cheese Burger, Bantha Stir Fry and Blue milk."

"How was PAP?" Obi-Wan asked.

I looked up. "Great! We have gotten everything down. All we need is the decorations and the food and cake made and it all takes a few months to get fully prepared but everything is good."

Dex came back with food. "Because of Padmé, I'm glad I have extra arms!" He said, giving everybody their drinks and food.

I laughed then realized someone else controls when I go to the 'fresher. "Anakin." I said.

"Hm? Oh." He got up. I went to the refresher.

I washed my hands, but that didn't stop two girls from talking to the twins.

"Oh my gosh!" One said.

"How far along are you?" The other asked.

"Two months."

"But you're so... big!" The first exclaimed.

"I'm having twins, so I'm twice as big." I informed.

"Do you know the genders?" The first asked.

Its called grammar— learn it! I thought. I was about to yell my thoughts but I said instead,"no. I have to go. My table's waiting."

We ate and talked and repeated. "So. How bad is Windu?"

"Annoying as always. Have you met Count Dooku yet?" Satine asked

"He was disturbing." Anakin shuddered.

Obi-Wan laughed. "His father Palpatine calls himself Darth Sidious and Dooku Darth Tyrannus." I exploded into laughter.

"Has he learned his brother's name yet?" Anakin asked.

"Savage? No, he doesn't bother to learn his name. He threatened to call me Darth Kenobi."

We laughed so hard. "Anakin, we met Palpatine and he threatened to steal you and call you his son and rename you Darth Vader."

"He is weird." I said.

"Yup."

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Anakin POV

We took Satine and Obi-Wan home and Padmé and I decided it would be a good idea to watch MLP. I did. I brushed my teeth and fell asleep during episode 19. I had a dream about becoming a girl. Becoming transgender. I married a girl off the streets and became cabbage...

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I had to stop because at night my brain gets weird and you can see that from Anakin's dream. Here are some shout outs I didn't shout out yet.

Lillie-wan Kenobi: Glad you liked it!

Review, you know what to do, constructive critisism is okay but flames are not. Bye.