Tale's of A World Traveling Witch

A/N: Thank you so much readers! I was so motivated by your reviews that I jumped on this right away! I was a bit surprised that no one commented on the last scene though. I had been watching Naruto and was reminded of The Gallant Toad Sage and the thought just popped into my head. Yeh, the infamous as poke of death. *Snicker* I added two choices to the poll and extended it to chapter twenty. Now on to the questions,

To Guest: I have expanded my poll and added the one you wanted please do vote for him now. And Thank you very much for the complement! ^.^ I love Can't Stop The Magic as well, as a matter of fact that story inspired my If I Die Young story!

To TheMarphasChappers: your welcome! I always enjoy it when writers answer questions in the AN's. Don't worry Wisteria will definitely get along with both of those guys. Though she will deck Judal first after she finds out who pulled her to the Magi world. Afterwards a horrible pranking team will be formed. Expect certain unmentionable people to be hit Hard. Kouha will join in sometimes as well, and be a target.

To other Guest: It's alright, I'm just glad you took the time to review.

Now onto the chapter!

Chapter Seven: The Gok… I Mean Berserk Button.

Wisteria was having a bad day… no wait scratch that she was having a nightmare inducing day that would have left any normal person huddled in the corner sobbing. (Then again when had she ever been Normal?) It started a Little like this….

Bothe Wisteria and Mikan had never been on a boat so it was only when they set out that it was realised that Mikan was mildly Aquaphobic and that a hangover made you sea sick. So the day started out shity for bothe of them. Wisteria was hugging the railing with closed eyes and a mildly green face while the little boy was clutching the center mast and hissing at anyone trying to detach him.

The day proceeded to get worse when Yunan in all his weird habits popped out of a pile of rope not to far from Wisteria making the black haired young woman to jolt and almost fall off the boat. A low pained whine came from her as she clutched her aching head. Yunan the bastard looked exceedingly cheerful as he stepped out from the coils of rope and waved to the captain who just looked resigned to see him. He Skipped…. Yes bloody Skipped over to the hungover woman and smiled brightly at her. She gave him a look that was generally used when one saw a particularly nasty bug and hissed at him.

"Why good morning Wisteria!" The Magi chirped his blond braid swishing through the air as he plopped down next to her. Wisteria proceeded to growl incoherently at him.

"Have a bad Hangover?" He asked giving her an amused look. 'That bastard is getting me back for making all those cracks about him looking girlier than I do isn't he?' Wisteria comprehended in that moment. Her glare deepened.

"You look more like your pouting than anything else." Yunan stated giving her an amused look. Huffing she groaned as another wave hit the side of the boat. Mikan growled and hissed sounding like a large cat when confronted with a bath. The blond chuckled and gently touched the woman's shoulder. Wisteria sighed in relief when she felt her nausea and migraine disappear. 'Well at least he's good for something.' The now cured woman thought giving the Magi a grateful look.

"Thank you, I didn't mean to drink that much last night. Some white haired brat challenged me to a drinking contest and went on and on about swords. I think His name was Sh…. Shkkk… uh no… S Something anyway. Apparently his normal drinking buddy was laid up from a beating." Wisteria explained stretching and moaning in relief when her back cracked.

Some poor sod ran into the mast when he heard it, Yunan turned an interesting shade of red and Mikan looked like a tomato.

"Anyway I drunk him under the table and then proceeded to drink some of his friends under to. That freckled adviser almost got me… but he passed out not to long after his tall friend did." Wisteria remised as she flopped onto the deck bonelessly.

Several people had nosebleeds while the blond Magi flushed fuchsia and Mikan gave everyone a death stare.

"Is… Is that so…" Yunan mumbled trying to think of something disgusting. 'Sinbad in a dress… no that didn't work… Uh… the 'best' courtesan in Balbadd!' He turned green and proceeded to take Wisterias previous position and hurled off the side of the boat.

"You ok?" Wisteria asked giving him a disturbed look. 'The hell? I was just playing with him… maybe he's into men?'

"N...Nothing… Ugh…" Yunan said clutching the railing in a death grip. Taking a second to recover from the imagened image the blond shuddered on last time before turning to look back at the young woman leaning back on her elbows giving him a worried look. He forced his eyes to not go lower than her collarbone as she was wearing a new dress..? That had a deep vee neckline that ended below her chest.

"I came to tell you that in about an hour you will come to an island that houses a dungeon. This island is actually more of a iceberg and the Dungeon is only accessible by boat. I already talked to the captain and he said he would give you and… Mikan was it? A small dinghy to reach it. It's not that fare from Imuchakk so you can just head there after conquering it." Yunan said pointing ahead of them at a small speck on the horizon. Wisteria gave it a considering look then glanced back at Mikan.

"That great and everything but what about Mikan's aquaphobia?" She asked giving the Magi a sceptical look.

"Leave that to me!" He stated with his usual cheer. She did.

And wished she didn't when several hours later she was left in a small almost raft like boat and a K. fanalis.

"Damn it Yunan that's not what I meant!" She screeched at him at the ship sailed away.

"It's Ok he will wake up when you get there!" He called waving at the drifting boat with two unlucky passengers and promptly hit the deck when a apple was thrown with deadly accuracy at his head.

"You shouldn't waste food!"

A scream of rage followed that.

~~~ The Worse Part ~~

After finding the entrance to the dungeon and waking Mikan, Wisteria entered the cursed building in a fowl mood. Which then proceeded to get worse.

First there was a cave in when they appeared in a crystal like ice palace. That was quickly followed by white wolves the size of bears chasing them and then finally a rather irate sphinx arguing with Wisteria about the answer to a riddle. When they finally got to the entrance of the Djinn's resting place and treasure room Mikan was tired, scratched and exhausted while Wisteria was just a few shades short of apocalyptic. She was frostbitten from magic attacks, her hair had been frozen on one side and her whole right side was exposed where a wolf decided that her clothing was in the way. Growling under her breath she marched up to the door dragging both Mikan and her Naginata with her. Slamming her hands on both doors she hissed "Open!" and flung them inwards. She then grabbed her weapon from the ground and Mikan once more and proceeded to drag them in.

~~~ The Button Is Hit ~~~

Now most of the time Wisteria was a pretty even tempered person. She liked messing with people and playing pranks and would be more interested in getting even than getting mad. She like everyone had her limits though. After a day running from wolves, getting half frozen from the magic attacks from said wolves and making sure that Mikan didn't get hurt to bad she had had hit that limit and was well into the realm of pissed right the fuck off. So it wasn't surprising that when the flamboyant Djinn appeared and made an outrageous demand in return for getting his power that Wisteria Smiled.

It was not a nice smile.

"You want me," First she pointed at the rather to gorgeous looking djinn and then at herself. "To Kill my charge. Did I get that right?" Wisteria asked still keeping that unnerving smile on her face. The rather small aquatic looking Djinn nodded hesitantly his long hair moving and making the bells tied in front jingle. Mikan backed up when he saw The Smile. It was the same Smile she got when she slaughtered the bandits. He flinched when he saw her Smile widen and felt the hair on the back of his neck stand up.

"Right." Wisteria said in a soft tone before everyone heard something snap. Now if her friends from before had heard that and saw The Smile ( yes it deserved to be capitalised. ) they would have run and tripped the slowest person. Luna on the other hand would have cackled and started cheering for the poor bastard that pressed The Button to die gruesomely. That snap signaled that not only had someone angered Wisteria passed the point of being pranked until the end of time and pushed her into black rage. It was called the Berzerker Button for a reason.

The poor Djinn never stood a chance.

"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!" The ex witch yelled punting the Djinn across the room.

"I'M NOT SOME IDIOT WHO LISTENS TO ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION! YOU WANT ME TO HURT SOMEONE FINE! I WILL! IT WILL BE YOU!" she punctured every sentence with a magoi infused kick. Mikan was huddled in a corner with his hands over his head rocking back and forth.

It took a while for her to stop.

~~~ Sometime Later ~~~

Wisteria panted as she held the bruised and battered form of the djinn by his abnormally long hair. The Djinn's face was swollen with two black eyes and a split lip.

"Now," Wisteria said shaking the male for a moment. "Are you going to join me or not?" she asked giving him an evil look and showing all of her teeth. The djinn gave her an odd look before ginning wildly.

"Oh Yes! I like You!" The form disappeared from her hands making her jump. I the untouched corner of the room by Mikan the wall shimmered and what appeared to be a chunk of stone sticking out of the wall flickered and disappeared showing the Djinn standing there. The male was less flamboyant. His hair was still long but was in a low tail with two other tails in front of his ears bound by weight ribbon and holding bells tied into the ends of the ribbons. His eyes were large and slitted but looked kind. He was still small for a Djinn being only barely taller than Wisteria and wearing a long robe of wight.

"I am the Tenth Djinn, Eon, Djinn of Song and Illusion." The male stated with a musical voice, much different than the high pitched whine of what Wisteria was beginning to suspect was an illusion. "You are the only one who beat my Illusion, Though the way you went about it was… odd." Eon said with a small smile of mirth on his young face. He looked to be only thirteen. Wisteria flinched and rubbed the back of her neck with her hand laughing nervously. Mikan was looking at the Djinn oddly and sniffing at him. The Djinn smiled kindly at the boy and patted him on the head.

"I hid my sent little fanalis." Eon told Mikan as the boy looked at him in confusion.

"Ah, beg pardon but that was an illusion? And what do you mean no one passed?" Wisteria asked walking up to the two. The djinn glanced at her and raised his eyebrows.

"Unlike my brethren I watch my trials. This whole dungeon," He motioned out to the door and beyond. " was an illusion. It was meant to make people mad and turn them against their comrades. Buy the time they arrived hear they where at eachothers throats and when I instigated a fight between them they were quick to follow thru. No one ever questioned it. Most would kill each other and the ones that didn't never realised they were being tricked. You, despite not knowing it did not get caught up in my illusion to make you angry at the boy. Instead you put the blame where it belonged, on me." Eon explained giving Wisteria a benevolent smile. Wisteria just sighed and nodded realising that the feeling of something being off the entire time was the fact that none of it had been real.

"Now my Queen are you ready to go?" The djinn asked. She nodded and gestured to the treasure spilled around the room.

"After we get this in my trunk." She said giving Mikan a smile when he wrapped his arms around her and clung to her. "Oh and one more thing… if this was all your illusion why did the wolves go after my clothing?" She asked giving him a deadpan look. The Djinn gave her a once over and then a thumbs up.

"Eye candy." He was quick to duck her 'Friendly' punch to the shoulder. He had seen what those punches could do.

And so Wisteria claimed her second dungeon even if the djinn was a little pervert. Mikan learned that his playful caretaker had a limit, and Eon got some eye candy. What will happen next?

A/N: And Done! I just wanted to say that I added some options to the poll. Yunan and Koumei. If you want to vote for them you can go to my profile and do so. I have also added a cover for my story. It's about as close as I can get to Wisteria as possible without drawing her myself. Now if you want to know Wisteria was messing with Yunan earlier. She is quite well aware ( most of the time ) that she is good looking. She frequently will use that to her advantage by 'Incessantly' doing things that make it stick out. Yes she is quite a bit like Sinbad in that regard. Oh, if you read this chapter closely enough I left a little surprise in it. Put it in your Review if you catch it! Thank you for reading please Favorite and Review!