We all walk through Subspace together, exploring the rich, yet corrupt bourgeois structure. By now, everyone has the hammer and sickle mark drawn on their cheek or their forehead with their proletariat markers (in Roy's case, the red star of Communism on his cheek, and in my case, the wrist tattoos).
Everything's going well until we approach the middle square, where I see a group protesting the Monarchy. My eyes bulge; someone else is against the Monarchy, and it's not us Communists! This must stop!
I and my comrades walk up to the group. I see Fox, DK, Diddy, the Ice Climbers, Ike and Captain Falcon carrying ugly yellow flags featuring a snake and the words "Don't tread on me". I know what that flag is; Nazis used it during the 2010 Tea Party rallies!
"What is this?!" I shouted socialistically, "Fox! You're rebelling against me?!"
"Who said I was with you?" Fox stated bourgeoisly and with his GIANT MILITARY COMPLEX EGO, "I was simply against Wolf and the other Libtards."
"Give up, Fox! You Conservatives are a dead breed!"
"We're right-leaning LIBERTARIANS, Sonic. Or, you can call us Conservatarians," Fox mansplained to me in a demeaning, offensive manner.
"You shut up, FOX NEWS!" I yelled in a Stalin-like revolutionary manner, "Read some Marx and it'll change your life."
"Cute insult. Want a gold star, snowflake? And yeah, no. I'll stick to my Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, Lauren Southern, Alex Jones, Ann Coulter and Donald Trump's tweets. Better than being an NPC like you," Fox replied in a DISGUSTING, BRAINWASHED CONSERVATIVE MANNER!
I feel my blood boiling as he lists all these SEXIST, MISOGYNIST, RACIST people.
"You shut the hell up! You support the Monarchists; you're just controlled opposition!"
Fox glares at me in a way he would glare at a brown-skinned person.
"Are you serious?! I'm AGAINST it! As a Trump supporter, I support draining the swamp!" Fox lied elitistly and racistly.
"DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!" Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, the Ice Climbers, Ike and Captain Falcon chanted. I feel the spirit of Mussolini, who helped Vatican City build its walls to isolate the Bourgois cardinals from the proletariat, overcome me, making me sick with rage.
"WE SHOULD NEVER BUILD WALLS! WE NEED TO BUILD BRIDGES! WE ARE CITIZENS OF THE WORLD; THE MULTIVERSE! When Vladimir Lenin wrote What Is to Be Done? in 1901, he taught that the proletariat all need to form a vanguard; that's the Communist Party! Your division's going against such teachings!" I shouted, all my anger coming out through my voice. Damn, I don't care much about attractiveness, but my voice was sexy to my ears.
Fox rolls his eyes at me, dismissing my extremely important words in a manner of pure racism and fascism.
"Look, Sonic. You divided us all in the meeting. Because of you, almost no one supports the Monarchy anymore. We have you Communists, we have us Conservatarians, we have the Anarchists and we have the Liberals; all four of our groups go against the Monarchy. The Monarchy, with its lost support, depends on us fighting each other just to stay in power. THAT itself is a revolution of the commoner, but we're not establishing a failed ideological system like Communism to replace the Monarchy!" Fox lied more than neoliberal corporatist fascist Bill Clinton did about raping women in 1998.
"No!" I yelled gloriously and revolutionarily, the energy of millions of oppressed poor and working class folk flowing through me, "Communism AND the rule of the proletariat is the only answer!"
"Well then," Fox dismissed me like he'd dismiss a gay person ordering a wedding cake, "We will win this Revolution. You just watch!"
Angered, I stomp away, my loyal COmrades following me. I NEED to get rid of Fox and those Conservanazis!
"Everyone! Onward to my quarters, in the name of the Working Class!" I announced rebelliously. If Fox wants to picket, then we can too.
