Author's note: Rofl, this story has a funny/cruel twist. Sesshomaru ends up breaking the demon code, and he has to pay the price! (Funny for humans cruel for demons.)

know the slang: Kami means god

Friday afternoon.

-Sesshomaru-

Damn the demon code. Because of it and my mother, I cannot touch Rin (not even for fun). I couldn't bear to be in the same room, for I feared my more demonic half would get the best of me and I would mark her. The price for breaking the demon code was too large for even me. Shit. Every time me and Rin are even in the same room I can't help but think perverted ecchi thought about her, like how her breast bounce delicately as she walks, or her naked body beneath mine. I had to stop myself many times this week with the demon code.

What I did next, though, most likely made the problem worse.

I was in my private studies, which was just mere footsteps away from Rin's room. I could hear her showering, and that inspired one of the most idiotic but genius ideas that ever had the grace to enter the inner workings of my brain (over discriptive?). I figured if I just watchd her shower calm me down... in places. I silently glided down the hall towards her room.I notched the door open slightly, and entered her room. The bathroom door was slightly open, so I made little to no effort entering the bathroom. The shower door was slightly ajar, but thatwas more than enough for me.

It was beautiful, every magnificent curve of Rin's body was glistening wet from water and steam. This was a bad idea, instead of calming me down, this just riled me up. I began to move closer, as if against my will. As Rin was rinsing her body, I felt a growl arise deep in my chest. I was now close enough to almost taste her.

-Rin-

I rinsed my hair and hummed a soft tune to myself. I ran my hands through my hair when I winced. I got soap in my eyes. I clenched my eyes shut and fumbled around for something, but with my luck everything was wet. I exited the shower and put my hands out in front of me like some blind oaf. I felt something soft and fluffy and began to wipe my eyes with the sweet smelling towel.

When I opened my eyes I came face-to-face with a pair of yellow youkai eyes. I looked down a realized that the "towel" I used to wipe my eyes was actually Sesshomaru's mokomoko.

I gaped with my mouth slightly open as my brain tried to formulate a response. Sesshomaru spoke before I did, though.

"It seems I must brake my promise." He said as he leaned in closer.

"Wh-wha-wh-wha?" was all I could get my mouth to say. My eyes were the size of football fields by now. ' Don't act as if you don't want it ' a voice in the back of my head said smugly. I swear, if this thing was tangible I'd-

Before I could finish my thoughts my mouth was captured in a sweet warm kiss. This is when things took a turn for the rough.

Sesshomaru ran his hand along my thigh, sending shivers down my whole body. I moaned softly as his tongue met the warm flesh of my breast. I felt a series of emotions pass through me. I had never had sex before, so it was all so strange to me. Was I supposed to feel this way? Is this normal? I arched my back as Sesshomaru's tongue began to move lower... and lower... until his head disappeared between my legs. I shut my eyes and everything seemed to disappear, as if the only things that exsisted were me and Sesshomaru. I wrapped my arms around his neck, accepting what was going to happen next.

"Please, be gentle." I whispered softly into his ear. He growled softly and began to remove his own clothing. As much as he appeared to wear, Sesshomaru was just as naked as I was in seconds. He pulled my body closer to his, sending impulses and sparks down my mid-section and thighs. I closed my eyes, waiting for him to proceed.

-Sesshomaru-

I never thought in my entire 700 years of living (about 17 yrs in human) I'd be mated to a human. Most demons would look down apon me (if they didn't value their lives). Others would congradulate me (like my father). Some, wouldn't give a damn (my evil mother).

But that doesn't matter right now. Only Rin matters right now.

I caressed her back gently as I leaned in and planted a gentle kiss on her left and right breast. I ran my tongue up and down her breast, igniting the flare I've been waiting for. I traced a line with my finger down her stomach, stopping near her clitoris. I heard Rin's breath falter when I gently massaged her clit.

I know I'll be in trouble for breaking the demon code, do I care?

It was decided, then. I would mark Rin as my own. I lifted myself on top of her, supporting myself with my arms. The only thing that mattered anymore was me, and Rin.

-Inukimi-

Every demon or person with a connection to a demon can tell when the demon code is being broken. It doesn't happen often, but when it does it travels down the grapevine pretty fast. I was minding my own business, watching the real housewives of Ohio, when I felt a shock pass through my entire body. 'The code has been broken' was my first thought. My first guess was none other than, Sesshomaru. 'Oh, give hime some credit. He couldn't have possibly done it.' I thought as I relaxed a bit. 'Then again, he is only 700 yrs old. Anything could happen.' Hm. I'll call him later, I was too comfortable in my recliner.

Maybe I'll Izayoi and tell her. She is the closest thing to a friend I have. Later, the real housewives are fighting.

-Izayoi-

It's been broken. Last time I checked, the demon code hasn't been broken in over two decades. This is so exciting! What do I do? I should spread the word! Picked up my phone and dialed Inukimi's number. she answerwed on, like, the 6th ring. What was she doing that was so important?

"Inukimi! Guess what?" I asked her

"What, the demon has been broken." She said slightly annoyed

"Yes! What did you say the punishment for the demon code was again?"

"Oh, yes. The punishment for breaking the demon code is having your nails filed down to the nub. Everyone knows that's torture, especially since they make your mate do it." Inukimi said it so plainly. I can't wait to see the poor sap who gets it!

"My guess is that it's Sesshomaru." Inukimi said a little too amused.

"Whah? Oh my kami! How what where why?" I said. I didn't exactly expect the calm, cool, and collected Sesshomaru to break the demon code.

"Sesshomaru promised on the demon code that he wouldn't lay a perverted hand on Rin. I guess he broke it."

"Wait, so that means..." I trailed and came to an excited conclusion. "Our little Rin-y isn't a virgin? Oh! My! Kami!" No way.

"Calm down! You're like a giddy little school girl."

"I know but wow!"

"The represenitives from the demon council will be on his ass tomorrow. And I garuntee you I'm watching his nails be filed down to the point!"

"I agree. This hasn't happened in twenty years I need something to laugh about." I said, a little excited. I hung up and got back to watching Wheel of Fortune

-*~0~*-

Saturday morning

-Rin-

I woke up in the arms of Sesshomaru. Naked. I tried to pull out of his arms, but he still asleep(apparently), moaned in protest and tightened his arms around me. I bit my tongue and got a little anrgy, mostly because I have to pee. I reared my head back and hit it against his, right in the cresent moon.

"Ow." Sesshomaru said, though he barely flinched.

"Let go. I have to pee." I said, escaping from his arms. After I took care of business, I looked around my "room" and nearly fainted. It was a mess. Clothes were thrown in every which-way, a couple of bookshelves were overturned, and I didn't have door handle anymore.

"Eh?" Was all I could utter. Some where my phione was ringing and I had to sift through the piles of rubble in order to find it.

"Erm, hello?" I said.

"Well, well, well. Somebody's been beating around the mullberry bush." Izayoi said.

"What? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about." I said innocently.

"Mhmm. We ALL knwo what happened last night. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way." Okay, little scaared now.

"All right, I admit it bu-"

"AHA! I knew it! You aren't a virgin!" Izayoi screamed into the phone."

"Shhhh! I don't the whole world to know!"

"Why not? This is a time of celebration! Plus, Sesshy has broken the demon code! Now you have to do his nails!"

"Eh?" Eh? Do his nails?

"You have to file them right down to the point. As a punishment for breaking the demon code, silly."

"Huh, when? Where?" I asked her, though I was a little excited.

"Who're you talking to?" Sesshomaru asked with a smug look on his face.

"It's Izayoi. She says I have to file your nails." I said then went back to Izayoi.

"The demon represenitives should be there soon, so I suggest you get dressed." Izayoi said before hanging up.

"B-but wait!" I yelled into the empty phone. I grabbed some clothes out of what used to be my dresser and tugged them on. Sesshomaru looked at me in curiosity. I gathered up his clothes (which were everywhere) and thrust them at him.

"Here." I said. Then I realized something. My laptop was on a bookshelf that had recently been overturned. "N-noo!" I rushed to the bookshelf and moved broken peices of wood out of the way. There it was, a massacre of plastic, and some other items that computers were made out of. Now how was going to write my reports for school? Now that I realize it, how did my room get so wrcked up. ' You had sex too hard. ' The single thought made me freeze in my tracks. I inspected my body closer and realized I had a small pain... in a certain place. And I had small bruises on my arms and inner thighs.

"What did you do to me!" I asked the now fully dressed Sesshomaru.

"We mated. Thtats it."

"Yes, but what did you do to me!" I gestured frantically at my body. Before her could answer, someone began to ring the doorbell.

"I shall get." One of the maids said. Acouple of seconds later, "Lord Sesshomaru, Lady Rin. It is for you." She called from downstairs. We went downstairs to greet who ever it was. Standing in main corridor were three demons, two of which were female. One had white hair that was the exact color of snow, and she had fair skin. The second was a woman with dark mocha colored skin, and the final was a male with red hair and yellow eyes. The white-haired woman stepped foward and was the first to speak.

"You, Sesshomaru Taisho, have broken the demon code. You abd your mate must come with us to recieve your punishment." Her voice was strong and imposing, and her voice didn't waver once. I think I flinched at how mighty and smooth her voice exited. Obidiantly, we followed her out into a midevil-looking carriage with white and black horses. They instucted us to take a seat in the back compartment while they sat up front. Sesshomaru was as still and cold as a statue.

Eventually, after what seemed like for ever, we reached a very big building marked:

Youkai

Court of

Law

We were led inside by two overly-strong male demons. We enetered a room a couple of small black chairs and a small table with two white chairs next to it in the middle. Inukimi, Izayoi, Kagome, Inuyasha, and my Parents were in the black chairs. Me and Sesshomaru were ordered to sit in the white chairs. Inukimi had a bag of popcorn was waiting intensely for whatever was about to happen to begin. ' Sessy has broken the demon code! Now you have to do his nails! ' Izayoi voice rang through my head. I lloked down at the table and noticed there was a filer on it. The woman with the white hair approached me and leaned over to whisper something.

"You must file his nails until they are rendered useless." Then as soon as she appered, she was gone. I gulped and picked up the file. Sesshomaru was as pale as the womans hair was. I gestured for his hand and he reluctantly gave me his hand.

His face was turned from me so all I could see were the shadows dramtically bouncing off his face. Inukimi was watching with so much enjoyment I wouldn't be suprised if she pulled out a bag of popcorn. I began to file away at his pinky nail, and the guilt was beginning to settle in. But, I had to admit I felt like one of those women at the beauty parlor. Sesshomaru's hands were huge, but soft. ' Just like how they felt on my body last night.' I gave my self a mental shook (and slap). ' I'm not going to think about this right now. ' I told myself.

Pinky down. On to the rest of the hand. Ihad already begun to file his other hand when I noticed that Sesshomaru was as stiff as a board. And paler than he usually was.

"Are you all right?" I whispered softly to him. He gave me one of those man grunts that are almost impossible to decipher. So I took it as a yes. I finished both hands and turned to white-haired lady, and she began to read lines from an ancient book.

" ' Thou loss shall be thou punishment. May thou learn from thy mistakes.' " As the white-haired lady spoke, the other two demons repeated in monotone-like voices. White-haired lady closed the book with a BANG and they all left the room. Almost instantly, The room went into an uproar. I noticed Inukimi was laughing her ass off.

"Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh." Kagome wrapped her arms around my neck, nearly cutting off the circulation to my head. "What did you do that was so bad? No one told me anything!"

"Um, nothing you need to worry about." I told Kagome. She gave me The Look and walked away.

How could all this happen before 12:00?