Requested by: Dread55
Request: Whats with you and sandwiches?
Flagg1991 sits back from his computer and sighs. He's been writing about an eleven-year-old boy having kinky sex with his teenage sisters for twelve hours straight, and his dick is so hard it could cut a diamond. "I love writing about incestuous underage sex," he says, "but my underwear is always so sticky afterwards."
Because he is a lone wolf who values his independence (and not because he's an eight hundred pound neckbeard/loser who lives and vapes in his mother's basement), he is single, and does not have a woman to give his load to. Usually he masturbates to Loud House fan art (ummm...Lilly fills that diaper out nicely). Then he totes does not cry himself to sleep out of shame/self-hatred. That's what he's planning now as he gets up, but first, a sandwich. Flagg1991 likes sandwiches. They're easy to make.
Waddling and breathing heavy, Flagg1991 goes into the kitchenette off the basement – er, apartment – and starts making himself a sandwich. Bread. Meat. Cheese. Lettuce. Tomato. Mayo. And an olive on a little tooth pick for when he was done.
When he is done, he steps back from the counter and admires his work. "That's a good looking sandwich," he says huskily. The tip of his definitely not-virgin penis drips into his totally not size XXXXXXXL boxers. "Wow...it's got condiments in all the right places..."
Before he can stop himself, he yanks down his shorts and underwear, grabs the sandwich, and shoves his dick into it, his eyes rolling back into his head and his mouth dropping open as he slides between a greasy layer of meat and a wet tomato. "Ooooooooh, God!" he moans, his hips bucking and his not-man boobs bouncing. He pulls back and thrusts into it again. His pallid skin flushes red and his fat-encrusted heart begins to pound. He pulls back and thrusts again, and again, sweat coursing down his body. His orgasm forms quickly, and as he shoots his sticky white load into the sandwich, he calls out the names of the girls he loves. "Oh, LoriLeniLunaLuanLynnLucyLolaLanaLisaLilly!"
When he is done, he eats the sandwich and goes to bed, where he does not hate himself for what he has just done.
That's what's with me and sandwiches.
