Here's Chapter 7.

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Chapter 7 - Spain's Assessment

After a long string of threats and bat swinging, Romano had left scared out of his mind, and Spain was talking animatedly to Louis about hilarious events involving the Bad-Touch Trio.

"And then, France ran inside Victoria's Secret, running after girls and screaming, 'Let me touch your boobies!' Gil and I cracked up so bad! We really shouldn't have spiked his wine with Russia's top-secret vodka."

"...Why?"

"Why don't we talk about some dirty secrets! That'd be fun!"

"...Spain..."

"Oh. I remember this one story Romano told me! Apparently, he walked in Italy's bedroom, seeing Italy and Germany in bed, doing-"

"LA LA LA LA! I don't want to hear it!"

"-was so freaked out that ran to me with his face like a tomato!"

"Please. You're making my migraine worse..."

"Migraine? Oh, I got a real good story involving a migraine. It all started when Prussia stole one of England's magic books that explained how to summon a ********. Ahahaha. Good times."

Louis felt a wave of nausea hit him.

Diagnosis: Slight obsession with Romano and tomatoes. Has the uncanny ability to say the most dirtiest stories with an angelic smile.

The next one is France.