Title: Cuddle Monster

Warnings: homosexuality/slash, OOC-ness

Pairings: Harry/Draco

Disclaimer: Sure I do own them. J.K. Rowling just stole 'em from me. *notice sarcasm*

A tanned arm slid around his waist and pulled him close. He was pressed in a bare, wide chest and he sighed contently.

"What you're thinking about?" Harry hummed into his ear, kissing the spot behind his earlobe, making Draco shiver.

"That you're getting fat" Draco smirked.

Harry shot up with a look of horror on his handsome face.

"I'm not!" he whined and Draco chuckled.

"No? I think you're way softer than you were before. You gained few pounds, didn't you?" Draco taunted him. Harry glared at him.

"I did not!" he protested loudly.

"Uh-hmm" Draco hummed, enjoying the chaos he created inside his lover's head.

"Draco-o!" Harry whined, wrapping himself around the blonde. "I'm not fat!" Draco rolled his gray eyes.

"And you say I'm shallow" he murmured.

"Draco-o!"

"Oh, shut up!" Draco snapped. He should have thought it through – things tended to backfire at him. Like now. "You're not fat!"

"Really?" Draco without looking at Harry knew that his green eyes shone and his whole face lit up. He sighed.

"Yeah. Now, let me sleep"

"Uh-uh!" the grip around Draco tightened and the blonde let out a loud gasp. "I need to punish you"

"Curious how" Draco murmured. "You gonna choke me?"

"What? No! I'm gonna cuddle with you whole night!"

Draco blinked.

"What?"

"I'm a cuddle monster!" Harry exclaimed loudly. Draco let himself be pulled even closer to his lover and sighed.

"Since when I'm dating a 5-year-old?" he asked himself. He closed his eyes and slowly started drifting off. He gasped loudly. "Harry!"

"Wham?" Harry mumbled sleepily.

"You're crushing me!"

"Imma cuddle monster"

"Idiot" Draco kicked him and freed himself. When Harry's arm once again found their way around his body, he didn't protest. He sighed contently and whispered "Idiot" before he fell asleep.