Chapter 7
Me: AAANDD welcome back! Sorry for the long wait.
Usagi: She just went Pripper crazy.
Private: What's Pripper?
Me: ^_^' It's a... Pairing... That pairs you and Skipper...
Kowalski, Private, and Skipper: CRAZY LADY SAY WHAT!
Me: *ignoring* ANYway, we have many darers. So, I picked their names out of a hat to see who will be going! PerryRocks-Wolf Warrior, Serenity, and Horrorcentral, come on out!
Horrorcentral: Hehe, guess who's back.
Serenity: *giggles*
PerryRocks: YAY!
Usagi: This is my last chapter, unfortunately. :(
Me: That's sad, Usagi. So I'll let you take over this chapter! :D
Usagi: Okay! Horrorcentral, you go first.
Horrorcentral: Goodie! Rico, dress up like a girl!
Rico: O.O
Me: Marlene, why not help Rico select his outfit?
Marlene: Okay! *drags Rico away*
Me: I can't wait...
*A few minutes later Rico reluctantly comes out, dressed in a green dress, a blonde wig, and pink lipstick*
Blowhole: HAHA! *snaps a photo* THIS is my new screensaver!
Me: Email me that, would ya?
Rico: *glares*
Usagi: Erm... Serenity?
Serenity: I have only one dare. And it'll be funny... Especially with Rico dressed up like that. I dare Rico to kiss Private!
Kowalski: WHAT! Why does everyone want to destroy our marriage?
Private: I love you, K'walski. Nothing will ever change that.
Serenity: The kiss must last no shorter than two minutes.
*After much hesitation, Private and Rico lean in, and kiss for two minutes, then Private runs into Kowalski's arms*
Private: *sobs*
Usagi: Oookaaaayyyy, PerryRocks.
PerryRocks: I also have only one dare. I dare Blowhole to go out with my OC, Sara. She kinda has a crush on you so... Good luck with that.
*PerryRocks shoves Blowhole off, presumeably in the direction of Sara*
Me: Okay then... I guess Horrorcentral is our only contestant left.
Horrorcentral: I dare Skipper to go on a date with MISS Rico.
Me: Haha!
Skipper: *growls*
Horrorcentral: Just DO it!
*later, at the restaraunt. We are watching them*
Skipper: Just FYI, I don't like you OR Private THAT way. I think these people want to sabotage us...
Rico: Same here!
*with us*
Me: Hmph.
*they are now back*
Horrorcentral: Marlene, before I move to my next dare, I want you to slap Skipper for actually doing the last dare.
Marlene: *slaps Skipper without hesitation*
Horrorcentral: Now, miss host. Whoever you want gets to make out with Rico.
Me: *after moments of thinking* Well, I think it would only be fair if Kowalski made out with him, to balance out his and Private's marriage... Plus I am suddenly a Kico fan!
Horrorcentral: Okay. Now, Rico is not allowed to stop until Kowalski stops.
*Kowalski and Rico make out for thirty seconds*
Me: That wasn't very long! *pouts*
Kowalski: I didn't have the heart to cheat on my sweet Private any longer.
Private: Aww! K'walski!
Me and Usagi: Now, we would like to say that due to the overwhelming amount of dares, any and all dares will no longer be accepted until further notice. We apologize.
