Chapter 7

Me: AAANDD welcome back! Sorry for the long wait.

Usagi: She just went Pripper crazy.

Private: What's Pripper?

Me: ^_^' It's a... Pairing... That pairs you and Skipper...

Kowalski, Private, and Skipper: CRAZY LADY SAY WHAT!

Me: *ignoring* ANYway, we have many darers. So, I picked their names out of a hat to see who will be going! PerryRocks-Wolf Warrior, Serenity, and Horrorcentral, come on out!

Horrorcentral: Hehe, guess who's back.

Serenity: *giggles*

PerryRocks: YAY!

Usagi: This is my last chapter, unfortunately. :(

Me: That's sad, Usagi. So I'll let you take over this chapter! :D

Usagi: Okay! Horrorcentral, you go first.

Horrorcentral: Goodie! Rico, dress up like a girl!

Rico: O.O

Me: Marlene, why not help Rico select his outfit?

Marlene: Okay! *drags Rico away*

Me: I can't wait...

*A few minutes later Rico reluctantly comes out, dressed in a green dress, a blonde wig, and pink lipstick*

Blowhole: HAHA! *snaps a photo* THIS is my new screensaver!

Me: Email me that, would ya?

Rico: *glares*

Usagi: Erm... Serenity?

Serenity: I have only one dare. And it'll be funny... Especially with Rico dressed up like that. I dare Rico to kiss Private!

Kowalski: WHAT! Why does everyone want to destroy our marriage?

Private: I love you, K'walski. Nothing will ever change that.

Serenity: The kiss must last no shorter than two minutes.

*After much hesitation, Private and Rico lean in, and kiss for two minutes, then Private runs into Kowalski's arms*

Private: *sobs*

Usagi: Oookaaaayyyy, PerryRocks.

PerryRocks: I also have only one dare. I dare Blowhole to go out with my OC, Sara. She kinda has a crush on you so... Good luck with that.

*PerryRocks shoves Blowhole off, presumeably in the direction of Sara*

Me: Okay then... I guess Horrorcentral is our only contestant left.

Horrorcentral: I dare Skipper to go on a date with MISS Rico.

Me: Haha!

Skipper: *growls*

Horrorcentral: Just DO it!

*later, at the restaraunt. We are watching them*

Skipper: Just FYI, I don't like you OR Private THAT way. I think these people want to sabotage us...

Rico: Same here!

*with us*

Me: Hmph.

*they are now back*

Horrorcentral: Marlene, before I move to my next dare, I want you to slap Skipper for actually doing the last dare.

Marlene: *slaps Skipper without hesitation*

Horrorcentral: Now, miss host. Whoever you want gets to make out with Rico.

Me: *after moments of thinking* Well, I think it would only be fair if Kowalski made out with him, to balance out his and Private's marriage... Plus I am suddenly a Kico fan!

Horrorcentral: Okay. Now, Rico is not allowed to stop until Kowalski stops.

*Kowalski and Rico make out for thirty seconds*

Me: That wasn't very long! *pouts*

Kowalski: I didn't have the heart to cheat on my sweet Private any longer.

Private: Aww! K'walski!

Me and Usagi: Now, we would like to say that due to the overwhelming amount of dares, any and all dares will no longer be accepted until further notice. We apologize.