A/N: Put down the pitchforks, put out your flames because I am back with another update…Finally. Okay I know I am taking ages with every update but in the spirit of Christmas you can forgive me right? If not here are some reasons to soften you up: I've had 5 essays to write in two weeks, I have had loads of other coursework, I've been out with friends, it's Christmas so I have been trying to find prezzies for my friends and family, then my dog went and chewed one of the presents I was supposed to be giving to my friend tomorrow anyway sorry for rambling on but I hope in the spiritosity of Christmas that you fabbity fab readers will forgive me! :) Merry Christmas guys, I love you all!
P.S. Hannah Brandon 1234321 I am sincerely sorry if your sanity has gone as you said in your most recent review to update so you could keep your sanity on the 29th November. I am vair sorry, I got distracted after I read it then I was banned off the computer and lots of other stuff. Anyway I'm trying to say I do care about your sanity so a warning to all readers, there will probably be no updates before Christmas unless I suddenly have loads of times or my mind is overflowing with ideas. This is the same for all my stories except maybe the Harry Potter one I have started.
P.S.S. All the above was written yesterday and guess what? We had a snow blizzard yesterday and today when I woke up for school the snow was about 5 inches deep so school was closed! And that was supposed to be my last day, so no more school:) So I used my free time to finish this chapter for you :D
1 second later
OH MY GIDDY GOD!
Eyes, are you playing tricks on me you cheeky devils?
Because I can't possibly be seeing Dave the Laugh, MY Dave the Laugh snogging another girl.
1 second later
Hang on I said "my."
Dave isn't mine.
The Lurve God is…so why did you say Dave was yours?
One fandango at a time brain; let's face this one first.
1 second later
I can't believe Dave is snogging another girl!
I mean I know he isn't my horn partner but he said he lurved me.
He obvs don't lurve me vair muchly if he's snogging someone else.
1 second later
They still haven't noticed me.
1 second later
They finally noticed me.
They both looked at me like freaky looking things.
Then Dave grinned and said:
"Hey Gee, sorry did you want to come in here?"
Why is he so calm about it? Argh stupid Dave the Laugh.
Anyway because I'm tres cool and overflowing with maturiosity I just turned around and walked away.
This trip has started marvy.
Not.
10 minutes later
Jas keeps looking at me like a looking thing.
It''s super annoying.
She could be looking at me because I've been quiet since I sat down.
Although I don't know why that surprises her as I am tres quiet and calm all the time.
HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah sure, good one!
Shut up brain! Don't laugh at me you spoon.
I have enough fandangos without you being tres meanio.
Ah Georgia, start reading the instant messages coming from your heart and one of those fandangos will be solved.
What in the name of Slims Chin City are you on about brain?
"…………………………………"
Very helpful brain, thank you muchly.
Your welcome!
Bloody typico.
I have just arrived in Confused City and then my brain goes and confuzzles me more.
I think I may have a long stay in Confused City.
1 minute later
As revenge against Jas's staring I have nicked her Ipod and started to listen to it.
Take that owlie.
1 minute later
She didn't care and kept staring.
Ho hums pigs bum.
5 minutes later
Jas finally got bored off staring at me and went to have an intellectual talk with my mutti.
Hahahahaha! Oh I do make myself giggle. As if my mutti could have a intellectualosity conversation.
Even in times of trouble I still shine the light of funnyosity.
I am amazing.
1 minute later
Guess who sat down in Jas's empty seat.
Do you need clues?
Well I will just tell you anyway in my bid for world peace.
Dave the Laugh.
Marvy.
1 second later
I've decided to close my eyes and pretend I can't hear him because of my headphones.
Once again my intellectualosity saves the day!
1 minute later
He took them out of my ears.
Merde.
1 second later
I kept my eyes closed.
I don't know why, its my weirdo brains fault.
"What's up doc?" he said in a bunny voice.
I just ignorez-voused him.
I don't know why I am so angry at him.
1 minute later
He's poking me to see if I am awake.
Good grief.
1 minute later
Something wet just went into my ear.
"Erlack" I screamed as I jumped up.
Dave was sitting next to me laughing like a proverbial drain.
Great.
I glared at him but as usual that didn't stop him.
I went to lay back and close my eyes again but he said:
"Aw Kittykat! Don't go back to sleep, I'm bored."
"Hmm I didn't know snogging someone was boring" I mumbled hoping he didn't hear but of course he heard.
"What? Is this about you seeing my snog that girl? Aah come on Kittykat it was just a bit of fun snogging, nothing major."
What is up with him recently?
One minute he is all serious telling he loves me then he's snogging another girl.
What will he do next? Start yodelling Christmas songs?
I just ignored him so he carried on:
"Kittykat, we snog randomly all the time you know it doesn't mean something special."
He has just basically said that our snogs didn't mean anything!
How dare he!
I thought he "lurved" me.
"Then why did you say you lurved me?"
Merde, merde and double merde. You are so stupid lips! You weren't supposed to say that!
"I..ermm….meant it in…a…ermm…friend way."
What is that smashing noise I can hear inside myself?
I could feel tears coming on so I shut my eyes again.
He suddenly started shouting, I could tell he was vair angry.
"This is so typico of you Georgia. When you want to snog me when you still have a boyfriend, then go snog your boyfriend in front of me that's fine. But when I am having a little fun with random snogs suddenly I'm the bad guy. I'm sick off it, why are you so annoyed with me when you do it too me all the time"
Then out of the corner of my eye I saw him go off to another seat.
Oh my giddy god.
I can't believe I had a row with Dave the Laugh.
We hardly ever properly fight.
Why do I feel so sad?
And why am I crying?
Half an hour later
I'm vair exhausted.
I really need sleep but I will never be able to sleep with all this in my brain…..zzzzzzzz…
Georgia's Dream
Why in the name of pantyhose am I in the park back home?
I could of sworn I was on a plane.
Hmm I wonder if there is anyone about.
Suddenly Masimo appeared from one end and Dave appeared from the other.
Merde.
My heart lifted at the sight of Dave but drooped again at the sight of Masimo.
They both stopped a bit of distance from me and said at the same time:
"You have to choose. Me or him."
I ran to Dave and snogged him to an inch of his life while Masimo tripped over his handbag.
End of dream
1 minute later
Oh my giddy gods pyjamas!
That dream has made me realise something.
I lurve Dave.
a/n: Wooo! I'm so happy this didn't take long to write, I didn't even have to think about it, it just typed itself! I didn't know it would end like that but I like it:) The bold was Georgia's Brain by the way. I hope you liked it and in the spiritosity of Christmas take the time to review it. Merry Christmas to you all and love ya lots! (in the non lezzie way of course)
