Things Shikamaru would never say:
1) I'm so pumped up!
2) I'm so hyper!
3) I hate watching clouds.
4) You're too fat, Choji.
5) I love you, Ino.
6) I love you, Temari.
7) This is so not a drag.
8) CUPCAKES?!
9) Nice face paint, Hidan. Could I have some?
10) Cool. Tentacles...
11) I hate pony tails.
12) I wanted to look like my hero, Iruka.
13) Heh heh. With my shadow technique, I can make you take off your shirt, Ino... ;)
14) Oh, no, Asuma, you beat me!
15) Oh, my IQ test says 70...
16) Yay! I studied so hard for this test that I got 100!
17) Let's try our best, everyone!
18) Can I take a drag from that smoke, Asuma?
19) Look at the pretty deers! Squeeee! =D
20) I like Naruto's face scratches! I want some! *takes out kunai* *Choji: No, Shikamaru, don't--oh, shit. Asuma-sensei...! Shikamaru was being emo again!*
