Things Shikamaru would never say:

1) I'm so pumped up!

2) I'm so hyper!

3) I hate watching clouds.

4) You're too fat, Choji.

5) I love you, Ino.

6) I love you, Temari.

7) This is so not a drag.

8) CUPCAKES?!

9) Nice face paint, Hidan. Could I have some?

10) Cool. Tentacles...

11) I hate pony tails.

12) I wanted to look like my hero, Iruka.

13) Heh heh. With my shadow technique, I can make you take off your shirt, Ino... ;)

14) Oh, no, Asuma, you beat me!

15) Oh, my IQ test says 70...

16) Yay! I studied so hard for this test that I got 100!

17) Let's try our best, everyone!

18) Can I take a drag from that smoke, Asuma?

19) Look at the pretty deers! Squeeee! =D

20) I like Naruto's face scratches! I want some! *takes out kunai* *Choji: No, Shikamaru, don't--oh, shit. Asuma-sensei...! Shikamaru was being emo again!*