Hello audience...sorry if this a bit later than usual. My stupid new internet won't let me on on fanfiction...so I had to email this to a friend and have her log in for me and post it. LOVE YOU, NAGI! so if the formats weird, that's why.

Sonny and other members of Torchwood had heard the loud noises, and now the tech floor was swarming. Sonny signaled with his hand, drew his gun, and he and a few other agents entered the room. What he found wasn't exactly what anyone had been expecting.

John and Rose Tyler stood by a steaming metal pyramid, Greggens was passed out on the floor, and Bates looked spooked. When Bates saw Sonny, he lost it.

"Sonny! Take them...interrogate...something...they're not human..." John was quick to jump in.

"If you take all of us and this pyramid to the room of the vortex, I will explain everything, I promise." Sonny looked between the two of them, finally saying,

"Oh just come on."

…...

It took awhile, But eventually the funny looking TARDIS and everybody else of importance was in the vortex room. The Doctor stood in front of everybody, Rose at his side, with everyone waiting.

"Well...um...Rose, how do we start this? I guess I'll start lightly...I am, for all intends and purposes, a 900 something extra-terrestrial called a Time Lord, a race that may or may not have existed in this universe. Rose kinda got turned into one, and we were born in an alternate universe where we traveled around in a ship my race called a TARDIS, Time And Relative Dimension In Space, that looked like a 50's police box."

Rose fancied she could hear crickets in the awkward silence that followed. It was a newly revived Greggens that spoke first.

"So is that how you knew about the police box bits from the crack? How did it explode then, if you're here?"

"I said for all intends and purposes, I'm a 900 something Time Lord. Remember that whole cyberman deal? That's when we first came to this universe. Later, our friend Mickey came back through to our universe, which should have been impossible, but that's a story for a different time. My oldest enemies, if you will, the Daleks, had another scheme to enslave slash destroy Earth, and to make a long story short, Rose and her mum got stuck in this universe, and then the universes sealed themselves permanently. Well, they were supposed to be, anyway."

More crickets.

"So explain how you're here," Sonny said.

"Well, I had continued my space travels, had a few new companions, and then the Daleks had another grand idea, Rose and company got through, and I almost died. You see, when my race is at the brink of death, we change our DNA, and we literally become new people. It's called regeneration. I happened to like the current face I had, so when I started regeneration, I was able to channel the energy into an old severed hand of mine, from when I first regenerated. The hand grew back, if you were wondering. Anyway, there's now a Time Lord hand full of regeneration energy sitting in a jar, and when a companion of mine, a human named Donna, touched the jar, mixing her DNA...BOOM! I was born!"

And yet, more imaginary crickets.

"You see, this body you see here, it's a clone of the original me. Just I started of human, with one heart, but still had my Time Lord mind and memories. I stayed here with Rose, since we now had the same life span, and the other me returned to the other universe. But the other me must be doing something over there, considering the TARDIS exploded, which was strong enough to blow a crack in the multiverse. So when I picked up a piece of TARDIS coral, it reacted to my faint Time Lord DNA and changed me back into full Time Lord, minus the ability to regenerate. I still can, but my face won't change anymore. The same thing happened to Rose, in a way."

"It reacted to our child. So now I'm a Time Lord." Rose explained.

"So now, if you'll excuse me.." The Doctor went to Rose, gave her a kiss, and spun on his heel toward the TARDIS.

"Wait...NO! DOCTOR!" Bates was in hysterics. Rose looked at the Doctor questionably.

"Just need to close the Time Vortex..." he mumbled, going in the pyramid. It started to hover, and then go toward the curtain that hid the Vortex from view. It disappeared behind the curtain. Slowly, the eerie glow from the vortex faded. The curtain fell down, revealing the Doctor standing in the doorway of his metallic TARDIS. He seemed very excited.

"Rose! I looked into the Time Vortex! It turned out to be for this universe, so now I once again know all that was, is, and ever could be! And let me tell you, this universe is so different!"

"Shall we go then, Doctor?" she asked, beaming.

"I have one more thing to do...I'll be back in a jiffy!" He disappeared inside, a familiar hum started as the pyramid slowly faded from view.

Rose could feel all of the eyes in the room on her. She felt Junior kick, and just smiled at everyone.

"I don't doubt him, he'll be back. It might be a bit longer than a jiffy, though."

…...

MEANWHILE...

The Doctor landed in the 1950's. He grinned when he saw the doors look like familiar police box doors from the inside. He ran outside, just to make sure. The blue box was back.

He ran back inside and after about 30 minutes of searching, considering the inside was different from what he was used to, he found the chameleon circuit. He sonicked it to a firm broken position.

"There! The TARDIS is back!"

…...

1 MONTH LATER

Rose sat in her cell, hands resting on her growing baby bump. She was more bored than anything.

"I will ask you again, how did you build your ship?"

"I dunno. We grew it somehow. But you know I can't tell you, Mr. Mycroft." Mycroft sighed in frustration. He was about to say something else, when a strange hum filled the room. Rose's face lit up.

A blue police box sat in the cell.

"Honey, I'm home! Am I late?" Rose tackled him in a hug.

"Only a little. Let's get out of here!"

"I thought you would never ask! Allonsy!" The doors shut behind them, and the TARDIS faded away.

And yes, this is the end. look for the sequel in Star Trek the original series crossovers.

Vulcan Lily out.