A/N Well hello there! I bet those who has this on story alert are shocked as hell! After so long forgetting and putting off putting up more chapters, I am going to try up for more. Taking a look back at what I first started this story with makes me think that it leaves a lot desired. This is going to stop being crap from this point forward. I might try and redue the first few chapters but I haven't decided if I will have time. I did loose the pages that I already wrote the last chapters on, so if it doesn't match up... well too f-ing bad. I might be pulling this out of my ass but it is going to be better then the old chapters by a long shot. Oh! I also changed the name of my oc from Sakura/silver to shidoni.
The next pairing was requested to be Gaara/ my oc. So it shall be. Now without further ado!
The Randomness of Dating
Ed looked through his notes quietly from his perch on the tree branch.
"Well I have gotten most of them together, but there is so much work still to be done!" He whispered to himself.
Looking up from his notes he was shocked to find one half of his next project walking right in front of him. Now was his chance! All he had to do was kiddnapp them and his dasterdly plan would start.
Laughing evily to himself, he transmuted a box around the person effectivlty trapping them. He was really shocked how easy it was to capture the ninja, afterall they were supposed to be almost uncatchable. Deciding to not think about his easy victory he put wheels on the box and stole the person away, never once catching the eyes of the people of the village.
-Cookie time!-
Shidoni looked down at the pan of charred circles that she had taken out of the oven. Sure she had never cooked a day in her life but she didn't think she could screw it up that bad. It was even worse considering this was her fourth batch of trying. She was only trying to make a present instead of buying one afterall!
"Why is baking so hard? Everything has to be exact! You pretentious ass recipe, why should I do what you tell me?" Shidoni started to shout at the pan.
A clunk at her door shocked her out of her cookie rage long enough for her to forget about it completely.
"Who could that be? Noon is normally the time everyone is at lunch, not bugging me." She threw her pan of burnt cookie lumps on the counter and walked to the door.
Opening it slowly to try and intercept any attack if one came. Looking around slowly she relised no one was even near her home. She was going to check further when her foot hit a box she hadn't even seen.
"What the hell is this?" she picked up the metal box in a hurry.
It was just a plain metal box with the letter S on top and a little latch held it closed. She brought it over to her table and decided to open the strange package. She was shocked to find a small stuff animal/person inside.
Taking it out she laughed a little, "It looks just like Gaara."
Turning the toy around and around in her hands she started to be in aw over how detailed the little doll was. It was dressed in his Kazekage robes, but if you opened them you found his normal clothing was under it as well. He even had a little gourd strapped to his back, actually filled with sand as well.
Looking back at the box she saw a letting with her name that was hidden in the bottom of the box. Very curious over who would send her the doll she picked up to see what it would inform her of.
Dear Ms. Shidoni,
My name is of no importance to you, afterall you shall meet me soon anyway. This box and doll I sent to you were not just a present, but to show you what is actually going on in the real world. I have Gaara the Kazekage, I am going to give you two hours to come and retrieve him before things start to get cut off. I suggest you hurry, we are behind the Weapon repair shop in the forest. You will find us eventually.
Yours truly,
Me
Shidoni dropped the letter in shock, how were they able to capture Gaara? He was on of the strongest people she knew. She dropped the letter on the ground, covered herself in weapons and took out of the house, never giving thought as to why they sent the letter to her.
-What a lovely day in the forest-
"Well , I suppose you wonder why I have trapped you in this metal box." Ed proceeded to try and make convorsation with his captive.
"Not at all, I was just bored. If you interest me I might just not kill you for kiddnapping me." Gaara responded quicker then he thought.
"Well it should all become clear in a few minutes anyway. I don't think you could kill me if you tried! I am much too strong for you." Ed boasted to his prisoner.
"I don't really need power you end you, I could just step on your tiny frame and accomplise such goals." He responded smirking.
"How dare you! I am just trying to make your day better and you happier and you don't even try to say I am short because I am NOT!" He shouted with more force then what was needed.
-In a clearing with flowers-
Shidoni watched from the shadows as the two were fighting, what an odd kiddnapper, why was this for his own good? She slowly walked forward trying to get the jump on him. Pulling out a knife she jumped on the small mans back and held on for dear life.
"Ahhhhhhhh! Get it off me! Get it off me!" He screamed like a little girl.
Giggling could be heard from inside the metal crate.
"What do you want with me? What do you want with Kazekage-sama? Answer me now!" Shidoni shouted finally getting a good grip on his body.
With all the force Ed could muster he threw her off his back, tossed a cookie tin at her and ran away as fast as he could. Shocking Shidoni was the plan and it worked better then he thought. Getting far enough away he transmuted a similar box aroud Shidoni.
"Now sit in there and think about what you have done. You could have scratched my beautiful face!" With that he pushed the two boxes together and fused them together.
"Mwhahahahaha! Now talk! TALK!" With that Ed ran away with no intention to come back.
-What a lovely box-
Being in such a small box is really something you don't want to do when you are sharing said box. Even more so when you are sharing said box with the person you currently want to have get into your pants. Really not a good idea, don't ever try it.
Gaara looked at the new person in his box trying to figure out whom it was. After starting a small flame, since the person was female and most likely afraid of the dark, he tried to make out features. The one thing that stood out the most on the girl facing away from him was that she has short silver hair. He only knew one person with hair like that.
"Shidoni."
"Oh! Kazekage-sama! Fancy meeting you here!" Shidoni spit out in a hurry.
"Why were you here? I could have gotten out of such an obvious trap myself. Now you have put yourself in danger when it is not even needed." His monotone voice met her slightly red ears.
"Well Kazekage-sama, I had to come. It is my sworn oath to protect anyone that is stuck in a large metal box. Even more so when the ransom note is sent right to my home. It probably would have been better if I had stayed at home, improved on my baking." Shidoni snapped back at him. Still refusing to look at him.
"You bake?"
"That is seriously the only thing you got out of that?"
"What do you bake?"
Shidoni sighed, guess she wasn't getting out of this convorsation like she hoped she would.
"I try to bake, it isn't very successful like I hoped it would be. Cookie apperently are very hard to make." Shidoni said finally looking Gaara in the eyes.
"Cookies. You can't even bake cookies?" Gaara started to shake his head as a small chuckle fell out of his lips.
"Hey! It is harder then it sounds! I bet you can't make cookies you bastard!" She snapped again.
Gaara looked her straight in the eyes and smiled at her. "I make amazing cookies, you should try them sometime."
Shidoni blushed a little and hid her face from his again, not wanting to embaress herself more then she already had. Sitting there for a few seconds until her face was turned by gentle fingers on her chin.
"It wasn't really a request, more of a 'when we get out of this you are coming home with me'." Gaara said looking deep into her eyes.
"Ah! Um, Kazekage-sama, I don't get it." Shidoni said shocked to her very core.
"I was on my way to go see you when I got put in this box. I think the shrimp's plan was to get us together, he should have just left it alone. Now please stop calling me Kazekage-sama, you never used to call me anything but Gaara. Lets get back to that."
With that Gaara leaned forward, his fingers holding her chin still, and pressed his lips gently against Shidoni's. Her eyes fell closed by themselves as she kissed him back, her arms wrapped around his broad shoulders as she enjoyed herself to the fullest.
Pulling back from Shidoni, Gaara looked at her face before turning his head upwards. Shidoni looked at him confused for a second, until the roof of the box flew off. Standing up and stretching his legs, Gaara held out a hand for Shidoni to take.
"Now how about those cookies?"
-Is that a booger hanging from that statues nose?-
Ed clung onto the nose of the statues for dear life and he stewed in anger. How dare they! He tried to hard to get them together and they weren't even giving him any credit! Also! From the bug he planted in the boxes they also called him a shrimp! He was so close to just quitting this stupid matchmaking thing all together. Rude ninjas. But alas! He only had one couple left to form. Then off to the next world!
Ending A/N Well, that was a lot longer with more detail I must say myself. I hope you all enjoyed it. I also hope that new readers will not be put off by my first few chapters and make it to this one.
I was looking at my old story and learned that I haven't updated in about five years, that is insane! Well here was the next chapter, tell me if you want the last two done, the first few redone, or to fuck off. Anything is possible if you believe! Well off for now.
~Narutoslittlesister
