Disclaimer: I do NOT own Fairy Tail. As much as I wish I did.


Cobras pov

"Brush my teeth you say, fine I will. With your toothbrush!" I yell from the other side of the bathroom door.

Just as I turned the water on, the door opened.

"You will not be using my toothbrush!" Lucy says as she stumbles into the bathroom.

"Watch me." I tell her. Man I'm a dick.

I pick up her toothbrush and get it wet.

"Cobra! Don't use it!" She reaches for it, only for me to hold it up, above her head.

She's so fricken short that it's sad. I put the toothbrush on the counter when she starts to wobble.

"You shouldn't be up yet." I said as I pick her up.

She wiggles around in my grasp weakly.

"COBRA! Put me down, NOW!" How is someone so small and so weak so fucking loud?!

"No, you need to stay in bed." I say as I walk back to her room.

"Who says?" She ask childishly.

"If you weren't so damn cute, I'd more than likely drop you..." I say, it's more truthful than I'd like to admit.

"The fuck did you just say!? I'm NOT cute!" She squeaks as she pouted.

The pink in her cheeks argues my point for me.

"Just shut up." I chuckle as I set her back in bed, tucking her in like you would a kid.

"Yeah yeah, whatever, dummy head." Lucy huffs under her breath.

Awe, how cute.

"I heard that!" I call out as I make my way back to the bathroom.

'FUCK YOU!' She thought.

"We've been over that before, it didn't go over well, remember?" I can't stop the grin that splits across my face.

"STOP FUCKING READING MY MIND!" She screams at me.

"What was that, the water is on!" I yell back as I turn the water on.


There you go... Meh.

-Vk201