Me: "Well, after fixing my computer and playing games for a while, I have returned. Sorry for the long wait. I have a life too, you know…"
"Anyways, I'll be focusing on this and another one of my fanfics since Dimensional Invaders ended."
"I do not own Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures or its characters."
"Enjoy."
Chapter 7: Can-to-Door Opener
Nightclub. Unknown time.
Cyli was trying to open the door with a crowbar, since the doors were shut by a power outage.
"How long have you've been even prying at that door with a crowbar?" Spiral asked.
"… I have no idea." Cyli said.
Meanwhile, Pac, Blinky, and Inky were in the storage room, trying to see if they could find anything that isn't blunt to break open the doors with.
To be honest, there weren't much sharp objects in a nightclub. At least this one.
Blinky floated out and looked at the door.
"Are you sure you're trying to pry the doors open the RIGHT way?" Blinky asked.
"I'm not stupid, Blinky. I know what I'm doing." Cyli said.
"Okay then…" Blinky said, floating back to the storage room.
Pac pulled out a can opener.
"What's a can opener doing in a night club?" Pac asked.
"To open cans. Stupid." Inky said.
Inky got smacked over the head with a frying pan by Pinky. Inky fell to the floor and was now a pile of goo from the vibrations of the frying pan and the sheer, brute force Pinky used to whack him with. Pinky gave a smile to Pac and floated off. Pac walked out of the storage room and looked at the door.
"This thing is sharp, how about we try to open the door with it?" Pac asked.
"Well, if it works…" Cyli said, stepping back, still holding the crowbar.
Pac turned on the can opener and tried to use it on the door.
The metal on the blade was (surprisingly) made out of diamond, and it was cutting the glass like butter.
"That is one powerful can opener…" Inky said, who regenerated his form.
Pretty soon, Pac broke one part of the door and stepped out. It was still night time outside.
Every light in the city was off.
Everyone in the night club stepped out, free from the night club.
"How come all the lights are out?" Spiral asked.
"Maybe somebody pulled the plug on a reactor…" Pinky said.
"Or someone tried to rock out with a tiny powerful amplifier." Inky said.
"Whatever it is, we should probably see if we can get the power back on, even if we're not technicians or we get shocked by a wire." Clyde said.
"But we don't have to worry about getting zapped. Either way…" Blinky said.
The lights in the city came back on.
"Oh, what do you know? We don't have to go get zapped by wires." Blinky said.
"Bummer, I was gonna put my new wiring skills to the test." Clyde said.
"By wiring skills you mean kill the power again?" Pinky said.
"You know, your voice sounds familiar, Pinky." Blinky said.
"Like what?" Pinky asked.
"I don't know, something from some show… I forget. I think it was 'My Little P-" Blinky started, but got smacked across the face by a frying pan from Pinky.
"DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT." Pinky yelled.
"Okay… so… anyone want pizza? I still got $20…" Pac said.
"There are 7 of us. $20 won't cut it." Inky said.
Pinky pulled out a wad of $50.
"Well, what do you know? Someone gave me $50." Pinky said.
Elsewhere, there was a beaten up guy with a frying pan in a dumpster.
"I guess we're getting pizza, then." Spiral said.
"Yeah. Come on, let's go." Pac said.
Everyone ran towards a nearby pizza place. Because, who doesn't like pizza?
Netherworld. 5:04 A.M.
Meanwhile in the Netherworld, Betrayus was busy sleeping in his not-so comfortable bed.
Butt-ler and Doctor Buttocks (the two guys with butts for heads, you know that stuff.) sneak around the wall and quietly open the rusted door that lead to Betrayus' sleeping quarters.
Now, you'd be asking, 'why the heck are Butt-ler and Buttocks doing in Betrayus' sleeping quarters when they know they'll be turned into roasted hotdogs if they dare wake him up?' … and I have one answer for you. Because we're all bored and we want to see things go boom. Okay? Okay. Hope you're happy.
Buttocks pulled out a… trumpet.
"Wait, I was in the military and I know what notes to hit for whenever we had to get up in the military, I should be the one with the instrument!" Butt-ler protested.
"Whatever, I have it, so I'm gonna blast the roof off vith zis thing." Buttocks replied.
Bad move on Buttock's part. Scoreboard: Butt-ler: 1. Buttocks: 0.
Buttocks stared to BLARE on the trumpet. Although he wasn't very good at playing an instrument, he still managed to hit an Ultra High note. Ouch.
Betrayus screamed like a baby and hit the other side of the bed than where he usually gets up.
"Uh oh. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today." Butt-ler said, quickly flying off.
Buttocks stared at where his (cowardly) brother went, and turned around as Betrayus floated into the air with both of his hands on fire.
"Uh oh." Buttocks said, quickly flying off before Betrayus would turn him into (ghostly) dust, while screaming like a baby in the meantime. Betrayus chased him and chucked fireballs at him, yelling in rage from Buttocks' surprise wake-up call.
"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, BUTT-HEAD!" Betrayus yelled, still chucking fireballs at Buttocks.
"I-it was a dare! It's all my brothers fault! Stop fling zee fireballs at me! PLEASE!" Buttocks yelled.
Eventually, Buttocks got blasted in his hind quarters right when he was about to fly out of the castle.
Scoreboard: Butt-ler, 1. Betrayus, 1. Buttocks, -1.
Betrayus glared at where Buttocks flew and shut the front doors of his (on-fire) fortress shut.
Betrayus yawned. "I think its morning, right? I'm gonna go grab some breakfast." Betrayus said, floating out the door and going over to the local Netherworld restaurant. If you would even call it a restaurant by the food they serve… yuck.
Me: "Well, that's about it for this chapter. The next chapter is Spring Breeze as, amazingly, Spring rolls around. How fast. Well, nobody knows the weather of PacWorld, so, who cares? See you on the next chapter!" -SuperNoobGalaxy
