The Saurians are done with... Time to see what Parsek's been up to.
Eyo! It's Parsek! Leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
You have fifteen unheard messages.
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Yo, it's Markus! Swing by my house later today. You left your jacket with me and Emcee.
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Have you been sleeping with Tanya?
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Johnny Cage here... I need a guy to help my senior mokap man out for my new movie. You gotta help me, man... Liu and Kai already said no.
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You're ice. I mean nice.
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THE DA-LEKS SHALL EX-TER-MI-NATE ALL HU-MANS!
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I would like you to teach members of the Shirai Ryu when my father's clan is returned to the realm of the living.
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Hey, it's Heleena. You know, Serina? Before I changed my name? Just telling you I changed it. That's all.
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Liu and Kitana, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-AUGH!
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Do you have any healing salve? Kai was attempting to make a joke about my relationship with Kitana, and she gashed him with her fans.
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NO ONE JOKES ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP AND GOES UNPUNISHED!
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Hi, you've just won a free trip to the Caribbean, courtesy of... Never mind. Tell Markus to return Sub-Zero's cyborg armor. Soon.
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Sareena here... Do you have any advice for how to talk to Ser... I mean, Heleena?
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BOOBIES!
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Someone thought a bottle of blood was strawberry sauce... What should I do?
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Texas State Police Department. We received a call about a woman dressed in bandages streaking through your front lawn, and would like permission to investigate.
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