Me: Hello all of my fellow rebels!

Leo: *smiling uncontrollably* I'm so excited!

Me: Why?

Leo: Don't you remember? You finally gave Iggy permission to come and hang with us.

Me: Two storybook heroes against one fan girl... Seems about even.

Leo: Ha ha, very funny. Look the portal's opening up! He's here!

Iggy: *walks out of portal* Leo!

Leo: Iggy!

Both guys: *does that guy hug thing*

Leo: It is so good to see another character who has been through the same tortures as me.

Me: *rolls eyes* You're such a drama queen.

Leo: Drama King.

Iggy: So this is her?

Leo: Yup, this is Awesomeness. *whispers to Iggy* The name is is kind of an over statement.

Me: *throws a shoe at Leo* I heard that!

Iggy: Yup, I think that you and BookNerd will get along quite nicely, Awesomeness.

Leo: So what do you want to do?

Iggy: We can-

Me: If it has anything to do with making a bomb, don't even suggest it.

Iggy: *scowls at the floor*

Leo: You're no fun.

Me: Here why don't you help Iggy set up his sleeping stuff, and I'll go get you guys something to eat.

Leo & Iggy: Fine.

Me: *leaves the room*

Iggy: You ready to create the most awesome smoke bomb ever?

Leo: You took the words right out of my mouth.

*10 minutes later*

Iggy: Now tape down the lid and we're done!

Leo: It's beautiful! I think I'm gonna cry.

Iggy: Go ahead. My bombs tend to have that affect on people.

Leo: *picks up the bomb delicately* Now let's hide it, so Awesomeness can't find it. Then when she least expects it... BOOM!.. Her room is full of smoke.

Iggy: *rubs hands together and laughs evilly* This is gonna be epic.

*five more minutes later*

Me: *comes in the room carrying a tray of random foods (including fried unicorn horns)* Hey guys sorry I took so long, my dad was being... Well my dad. Anyway what are you guys doing.

Leo: *snickers* Nothing interesting.

Iggy: Yeah, just pulling out the stuff I brought for the sleepover.

Me: *picks up a race car shaped night light* Why do you have a night light?

Iggy: Because I don't like sleeping in the dark.

Me: But that doesn't make any sense. You're blind it's dark for you all the time.

Iggy: That doesn't mean I can't sense when it's dark around mean me. Now can we just eat.

Me: Alrighty then. Let's dig in.

Leo: Actually I need to talk to Iggy in the hall for a second. *winks at Iggy*

Iggy: Oh yeah. Um... We've got some important things to discuss. In the hall. With the door closed.

Both guys: *leave the room*

Me: They have issues.

*in the hall*

Leo: Now what do we do?

Iggy: We wait until we hear an explosion. That should be in about 30 seconds.

Leo: She is gonna be so freaked out!

Iggy: This is for taking my friend hostage!

Me: *opens the door holding a disarmed smoke bomb* Really?

Leo: Did you find that?

Me: I heard the ticking and found it under my bed.

Iggy: *slaps Leo in the back of the head* I told you how to disarm the ticking so it would be silent!

Leo: Sorry.

Iggy: Follow up question, how did you disarm it? I put a password on it.

Me: Your password, for some reason, was Iggy Rules.

Leo: *slaps Iggy in the back of the head* Seriously?

Iggy: Sorry.

Me: *laughs* I told you guys that you weren't smart enough, even together to outsmart me.

Anyway, till next chapter. LET THE REBELLION LIVE ON!

P.S. Next time they can spend the night at your house BookNerd.