Bebe Stevens added a new event Bebe's 18th Birthday Party

Bebe Stevens added Wendy Testaburger, Token Black, Stanley Marsh, Heidi Turner and 40 others to her event

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Wendy Testaburger uploaded 205 new photos to the album Bebe's 18th Birthday Party
Bebe Stevens, Heidi Turner, Clyde Donovan, Craig Tucker, Kevin Stoley, Leopold Stotch and 74 others like this
Eric Cartman HEY! Why wasn't I invited?
Wendy Testaburger Because nobody fucking likes you.
Eric Cartman Fuck off you stupid hippie hoe!
Wendy Testaburger Why don't you fuck off!?
Bebe Stevens Thanks for taking so many pictures, Wendy!
Wendy Testaburger No problem! The party was tons of fun!
Bebe Stevens likes this comment

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Token Black changed his relationship status to In a Relationship with Wendy Testaburger
Clyde Donovan, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, and 5 others like this
Kenny McCordick That was some party.

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Craig Tucker changed his relationship status to In a Relationship
Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Tweek Tweak, and 13 others like this
Ruby Tucker Gross. Who wants to date you?
Laura Tucker and Thomas Tucker like this comment

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Stanley Marsh likes Cheaters are the Worst
Kyle Broflovski I take it that you're never getting back together?
Eric Cartman This is like a bad fucking Taylor Swift song. Stop being a pussy.
Kyle Broflovski Fuck off, Cartman! Are you okay, Stan?
Stanley Marsh ….fine….
Kyle Broflovski It's gonna be okay dude, I promise.
Stanley Marsh ...yeah sure, whatever...

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Liane Cartman Fun Tip: Instead of just throwing away your used condoms, why don't you try emptying them into your mouth?
Chef, Herbert Garrison, Randall Marsh, Gerald Broflovski, and 87 other like this
Eric Cartman Mom that's fucking disgusting.

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Tweek Tweak changed his relationship status to In a Relationship
Clyde Donovan, Token Black, Craig Tucker, and 15 others like this
Token Black Wait, who are you dating?
Clyde Donovan Yeah! Who are you dating?!
Tweek Tweak STOP! This is way too much pressure!
Craig Tucker Guys, leave Tweek alone.
Clyde Donovan Tweek, buddy, come on! You HAVE to tell us! :(
Clyde Donovan Please.
Clyde Donovan Please.
Clyde Donovan PLEASEEEEEEEE!
Craig Tucker God fucking dammit, Clyde. Shut the fuck up and go the fuck away.
Clyde Donovan What crawled up your ass? Sheesh.

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Ruby Tucker - Craig Tucker

Craig! Who are you dating?!

Craig Tucker That's none of your damn business.
Ruby Tucker But I'm your sister!
Craig Tucker Exactly why it's none of your business.
Ruby Tucker BUT CRAIG!
Craig Tucker Cry me a river.
Ruby Tucker t(-_-t)

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Eric Cartman - Kevin Stoley

I have to ask. Tell me. How is it that a loser like you gets a girl like Lola?

Lola Jacobs Because he's not a fat asshole like you?
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Kyle Broflovski How did you guys get together? I'm really curious.
Lola Jacobs He asked me to go to the Star Trek convention with him because nobody else would. He's actually really sweet.
Eric Cartman Seriously? He must have paid you or something.
Lola Jacobs No. I've talked to him before. We both were on the Homecoming committee. He's really nice. Unlike you who is an asshole.
Leopold Stotch Congrats to you both! I'm really happy for you! :D
Kevin Stoley Thanks Butters.
Leopold Stotch Gee, if I had a girlfriend my parents would ground me.
Eric Cartman Not everyone's parents are psychotic morons like your parents, Butters.
Kyle Broflovski You're one to talk about being psychotic.
Eric Cartman Nobody fucking asked you Kyle.

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Herbert Garrison is now friends with Mr. Slave
Eric Cartman Quick! Someone grab the popcorn! This is going to be interesting.

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Clyde Donovan - Tweek Tweak

I will seriously have Token buy you the best coffee beans if you tell us who you're dating.

Tweek Tweak GAH! Not on Facebook! Everyone can see!
Clyde Donovan So? People are going to know eventually! Come on Tweek! PLEASEEEEE!
Token Black Can you just tell us so Clyde will shut up about the whole thing?
Tweek Tweak I don't want them to get mad at me!
Clyde Donovan But we're you're best friends Tweek! Come onnnnn! :( I'm going to come to your house and steal your underpants to give them to the gnomes.
Craig Tucker Don't threaten him. It's not going to make him tell you anything. He'll tell you when he's ready.
Clyde Donovan Do you know who he's dating?!
Craig Tucker Yes.
Clyde Donovan That's no fair! Why does Craig get to know but we don't?! :(
Craig Tucker Get over it.
Token Black No offense, but you do kind of have a big mouth, Clyde.
Clyde Donovan No I don't! I didn't tell anyone that you slept with Wendy!
Token Black …...god dammit Clyde. YOU POSTED THAT ON FACEBOOK AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS!
Clyde Donovan I'M SORRY! I didn't mean it! Token is a virgin! If you put Token in a wheelchair you could call him Virgin Mobile!
Token Black THAT DOESN'T HELP ANYTHING. I hate you Clyde.
Clyde Donovan You know you love me!
Token Black No, not at the moment.
Token Black By the way, Tweek, I think you and the mystery person totally make a good couple.
Clyde Donovan Wait how do you know who he's dating? He told you?!
Token Black Yep, he private messaged me :)
Clyde Donovan THAT'S NOT FAIR! Tweek WHO ARE YOU DATING?!
Clyde Donovan Tweek!
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Clyde Donovan Twerk.
Clyde Donovan Twerk Tweak.
Clyde Donovan Tweek Twerk.
Clyde Donovan TWEEK!
Craig Tucker Will you just shut the fuck up already? Seriously. You're pissing me off.
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Clyde Donovan I see you Tweek! TELL ME WHO YOU'RE DATING! :( Also, Craig, pull the stick out of your ass.
Clyde Donovan I thought we were friends, Tweek. :(
Craig Tucker Shut up. You're going to give him an anxiety attack.
Clyde Donovan :(