Back! BTW, L is allowed to keep his clothes :D

L knew it had passed exactly a week since he was brought here, even if there was no day-night separation because, thanks to his phone, L noticed that Ulquiorra would come to check on him exactly at 8 A.M. and would again at 8 P.M. however Ulquiorra would often come to visit L in the afternoon because he was bored and didn't really had anything better to do, L told Ulquiorra about he being the great detective L, there was no risk since none of them ever had human contact and they certainly wouldn't have a conversation with them and as predicted it did little to no effect on Ulquiorra, after all, what happens in the human world really didn't matter to hollows, specially Arrancars that thought that they were nothing more than trash, still L would share his cases with Ulquiorra and Ulquiorra in return will explain everything he knew about Hueco Mundo, even telling L everything he knew about the Espada, the ranks, the forest and spend most time laying on L's bed, sometimes Ulquiorra would take him out to the sun or to walk around Las Noches but mostly it went back to L's "Training" which meant they would talk while Ulquiorra had a Bala on his hand and constantly broke L's shield, it absorbed the energy and would resist more on the next attack but still it couldn't completely stop the attack and so far L could create a little red dot on his finger for less than 5 seconds but it was an improvement, soon L would be able to fire a Bala himself even if he wasn't a Hollow.

"So you are telling me he use fear on people to manipulate them?" Ulquiorra said, both of them lying side by side on L's bed after ending training

"Yes, it's actually very used"

"Interesting"

"Very but at the same time predictable, makes my job easier and I don't particularly like it"

Ulquiorra almost made a smile.

"You have to sleep, I'll be going now" Ulquiorra said as he sat up and left the bed

"When will you understand that I'm an insomniac?"

"You still need rest, there is plenty of food and water in here, tomorrow I won't be coming, Aizen-sama has assigned me to test the new recruits and it will take a long time"

"Sounds interesting, please tell me everything next time you come and visit"

"I will"

Ulquiorra left the room without another word.

The next day L was lazing around, he was drifting to sleep on his bed when he heard the door being slightly opened; he turned and saw two children and he could recognize an evil grin making its way to their eyes

"May I help you?" L said to the twins and the door opened and L could get a look on the children, they were Números, he knew all of the Espadas and their Fracción and the Privaron Espada so any other was a Número. They twins were a boy and a girl, in appearance they looked like 12 year old children, both of them blond and with blue eyes and a half-helmet with a single horn just like Ulquiorra but they didn't have the back side, the girl's helmet covered her left side of the face, covering from half her forehead to the start of her cheek, only a hole were here eye was and her hair was tied into a bun, the boy's hollow mask covered his right side, half his forehead as well but didn't cover his eyes, a bone line connected the upper half to the lower side that was covering his jaw and part of his upper lip.

Both of them were grinning and L knew their intentions weren't good

"So this is the human everybody is talking about," The girl said turning to her brother "He doesn't look special"

"No he doesn't, I don't see why Aizen-sama kept it," The boy said

"Maybe he brought us a new toy, don't you think so, Peter?" The girl said

"I love new toys! What game should we play first Wendy?"

"Well I always wanted to see what happens to a human when you hit it with a cero…" The girl said and turned to look at L and narrowed her eyes "…Point blank"

"That is a good idea but there will be no human left for me" Peter whined

"We can think what to do on our way to the Menos forest"

Both the twins walked towards L until a barrier stopped them

"What is this?!" Wendy yelled

"This is the reason I'm here, the barrier is weak so you can easily break it and I know this will do little to no effect but I am Ulquiorra's responsibility or as he explain a week ago, I'm his property so you will be killed" L said

The twins merely stared at L with disbelief and started laughing

"Can you believe this human?" Wendy said

"Is going to be so much fun to kill him!" Peter said

Both of them broke L's barrier and felt his reiatsu and their eyes widened

"This really is going to be so much fun!" Peter said, both grabbed L by his wrist and L didn't offer any resistance, the twins broke the wall with Ceros and jumped towards the forest taking L with him.

Ulquiorra was tired, of course he didn't show it, the recruits were all idiots that could barely make a cero and Ulquiorra lost his patience and decided to leave, if they started fighting each other it would be better, they would learn or die leaving the capable ones and making Ulquiorra's job easier, now exhausted Ulquiorra decided it was time for another visit to his human so he went to his room and what he found was not to his liking.

The wall was completely broken but everything else was in place, Ulquiorra approached the wall and from afar he could see the Menos forest and could feel the faint reiatsu of two Números, Ulquiorra felt something quite similar to anger, he jumped and follow the reiatsu to the Menos forest

- Back with L -

L was brought to the forest and was left in a circle that had no trees, he saw the twins get into the highest part of a tree, they were waiting for the show and L could see some movement on ground level however none of them went out and L was merely sitting in his odd way in the middle, of course the twins forgot that you can't feel L's reiatsu unless his barrier breaks so is safe to say none of the hollows knew what was L exactly so they were either afraid or curious.

The twins were getting impatient

"Come on! Eat him!" Wendy yelled but nothing moved

"Maybe they need to see some blood!" Peter said making a Bala

"You get the best of ideas" Wendy said and giggled but before her brother got a chance to throw his Bala, something appeared behind them, both of them turned around only to find Ulquiorra, an angry Ulquiorra, he was actually frowning a little and making Ulquiorra show any emotion, that means he is pissed off.

The twins mouths were wide open and as they decided to flee, Ulquiorra put one hand on each of their stomachs going right thru them and killing them both, he let their bodies fall to the ground and the Menos got them, Ulquiorra used Sonido and appeared aside of L, L was still crouching in his particular way and saw Ulquiorra's angry expression, he looked at the bunch of Menos that now feeding felt strong enough to venture were L was but Ulquiorra decided to release all of his reiatsu, some of them fled others died by the pressure and L got little protection from his barrier and went to his knees coughing up blood, when Ulquiorra saw he was nearly killing L he stopped, grabbed L by the waist and left to Las Noches.

Meanwhile at Las Noches, almost everyone felt Ulquiorra's reiatsu but thought nothing of it, all except Aizen who smiled; Ulquiorra had increased his power in that moment of anger.

L was rather uncomfortable, Ulquiorra didn't even let him get up, he was still on his knees when Ulquiorra grabbed his waist and left flying so he had a great view of the sand below as he was hanging in one of Ulquiorra's arms, once they got to Las Noches, Ulquiorra entered by the whole the twins did only to find Gin smiling

Ulquiorra said nothing so Gin did the talking

"So human-kun got kidnapped and you got angry, did you know your reiatsu could be felt all over Las Noches? Congratulations! You just increased your powers!" Gin said

"Thank you" Ulquiorra said out of respect but he left the room without looking at Gin and Gin pouted but decided to leave Ulquiorra, he really wanted to see Ulquiorra angry but it seemed his little tantrum had ended.

Ulquiorra left L on the next room to the left, he came back for his bed and was thankful Gin had already left and placed L's bed on the same place, the room was exactly the same, they really were not spending time decorating each room differently, and then Ulquiorra left L on his room.

Several days later Ulquiorra told L that he was going to the human world, so L was completely surprised when none other than Ulquiorra opened his door but he didn't enter his room like he always did.

"Follow me" was all Ulquiorra said and left

By this time he should already be in the human world, why is he still here? L thought but still followed Ulquiorra

When L got out of the room he couldn't see Ulquiorra but he saw the end of his coattail in one of the corners so he followed, this happened at least three more times

Why is he going so fast? We usually walk side by side L was now suspicious.

In one final turn he finally saw Ulquiorra standing outside an open door, he was talking to someone, L was about to come out of his little hiding place when another hollow appeared behind Ulquiorra, Ulquiorra tried to hit him but couldn't and another one appeared and sank his sword on Ulquiorra from behind, the third one appeared from inside the room and gave a finishing blow to Ulquiorra from below, Ulquiorra felled to the ground after the three Hollows left L hurried to Ulquiorra's side but he only stared at him, L knew something was off, Ulquiorra had acted strange and now he was easily taken down by mere Hollow, they weren't even Espadas and L knew that there were only three more powerful Espada than Ulquiorra so he didn't understand.

Who or what is this?

"Do you like him?" a voice said from behind L

L turned around and met Aizen's eyes

"I made him on the very image of Ulquiorra" Aizen said as he walked and made Ulquiorra's illusion fade "However you seemed to hesitate on this last moment, you doubted this was the real Ulquiorra, no one has ever been suspicious of my illusions before" Aizen entered the room and sat on his chair on the middle of the room.

"He looked and talked the same but he acted differently, not to mention it's completely impossible that three Hollows were able to take him down so easily" L said while entering the room as well

"Kyoka Suigetsu allows me to create illusions like the one you just saw, however it seems like I have to work harder for you to believe in them, no one has ever done that, even if they know I can do it, having said that, I now believe Ulquiorra when he said you have high deductive skills" Aizen said from his chair

"Thanks" L says and continues walking around the room until he got next to the Hogyoku but paid no attention to it and continues walking slowly

"Do you realize were you are?" Aizen said still sitting

"I am in Hueco Mundo" L said plainly

"Yes but more exactly you are surrounded by Hollows, you chose Hollows over Shinigami, if you were to know what Hollows are you would probably reconsider you choice"

"I already know what they are, they are beings that eat human souls" L said from behind the chair noticing how the room was big but had nothing in it.

"That is right, Shinigami, on the other hand, are the ones that protect humans so, do you regret your choice?"

"No" L said with confidence and Aizen smiled, L continued walking and was now on the left side of Aizen's chair but he didn't look at him.

"I already knew that, Ulquiorra told me on his visits and I still chose coming here with him and after all…" L said and this time he did turned to look at Aizen "…They are hollow under the direction of a shinigami, so I shouldn't be scared, should I?" L finished and Aizen smiled

"According to Ulquiorra, you haven't asked about me or my plan, why I have them here and what is my goal, he also told me you have great deductive skills and I have seen them just now, so why not test them once more? Tell me, Ryuzaki, what do you think my plan is?" Aizen said turning to look at L

"You plan to take over Soul Society" L said

"Oh, so how did you get to this conclusion?"

"You're a shinigami surrounded by hollow, you're surrounded by your natural enemy, however the enemy of my enemy is my friend or in your case, my possible subordinate and army, you will never see them as equal to you but that is far from the point, your enemy is the shinigami and therefore I assume that you are looking to dethrone whoever is the current leader, it's not unusual this tactic, in fact if you see human history you will see it used a lot of times since the ancient civilizations" L walked while talking and was now in front of Aizen's chair.

"Very smart, congratulations you made an excellent deduction, so I'm going to make things more interesting. Ryuzaki, you have seen my army, their power and even witnessed one of the most powerful reiatsu among Hueco Mundo but merely the reiatsu, that amount of energy concentrated in one attack can be devastating, so my dearest guest, if I have all of this beings together with such greats amount of power, why would I decide to keep you? You who can only create an incredibly weak barrier and can absorb a very small amount of energy, tell me why did I allowed you to live" Aizen finished and was intently looking at L

"Because I am something you have been looking for and have now finally found it so you won't let go that easily"

"And what could that possibly be?"

"A weakness in Ulquiorra" L said, never breaking his monotone voice and staring right into Aizen's eyes

"Excuse me?" Aizen looked slightly shocked "You, finally, are wrong, Ryuzaki, you are here because of a trap I have set on Soul Society, for the first time your deduction has failed"

"Not really, you are just denying it, I am not only a weakness but a strength, just to protect me and out of rage, Ulquiorra increased his power, I can make Ulquiorra stronger just by standing…"

"You are not required for that, I have seen Ulquiorra's power increase just as quickly"

"…But I'm not over yet, over these past days Ulquiorra has talked to me about all the Espada, they all have reason to be here, motives that makes them stand by you side either for loyalty, the promise of power or just to 'find a worthy adversary', they will fight for you but just in case they stop having reasons, they all have weaknesses, their emotions getting the better of them and you know them all and will use them all so you won't even need to get into an actual fight, you know them all except for Ulquiorra, your most trusted subordinate, he is only here because he really can't find anything better to do, you are confident that you can easily overpower him but it still bugs you not knowing a weakness on him but now, he asks you to keep a human, I know that Ulquiorra cares for me and that by itself is a weakness you can exploit and will certainly won't pass a chance like this" L said a turned around, giving his back to Aizen and continued

"And about that trap, trying to lure them here with a human they had no previous knowledge about? Honestly, even if they are the good ones to the humans they will never risk their lives to save an unnamed human, for Soul Society I'm just a poor human that was kidnapped and you are not stupid enough to believe that my disappearance from the human world will bring you the shinigami"

Aizen started clapping and went towards L and L turned to look at Aizen in the eye "Very impressive, Ruuzaki, very impressive, I sure hope you can keep Ulquiorra interested, because once his curiosity is over, then there would really be no reason to keep you here and I'm sure the Arrancar would be more than glad to get rid of you, maybe I'll even get Ulquiorra do that" Aizen said with a smile on his face

"Then I hope you have the patience, because you will be seeing be for quite some time" L said without breaking eye contact.

Aizen's smile possibly grew bigger with a slight of amusement in his eyes

"Loly, Menoly, get the human back to his room" Aizen said and when back to his chair, the two female hollow got into the room and grabbed L by the arms and led him back to his room.

Super yay! I put my lazy ass to work on this and I have to admit I got stuck in some parts, also a nice reminder that this will be yaoi and the rating is M so there will be UlquiL steamy interaction but that will take some chapters, you can't make two almost emotionless characters fall madly in love out of nowhere without it's due time XD but just a warning in case you are not really into slight steamy interactions :P, the chapter is set when Patros rebelled in episode 136 I think, I saw it again just in case I forgot something also Wendy and Peter are OC and I don't particularly like OC but I needed characters that I could kill without harming the plot so I wanted evil twins and they are inspired by the twins in the Kuroshitsuji manga on the Noah's arc, well at least the names.