(Ichigo) So, basically Yamamoto said that I have to bring my whole family here and I cant ever leave here unless I'm ordered to or given permission to. Which sucks since I have friends that I'd be leaving behind, like Chad and Uryu. "What do you mean? We have to just leave the Earth?" Karin asked. I had just told my family, and let me tell you. Only Dad was pleased. "Yeah," I replied with guilt in my voice. "Now now, Karin, you shouldnt be so negative. Maybe there'll be cute guys for you and Yuzu, and sexy girls for me!" Dad said. "Of course thats the only factor you care about," Karin said. "No it isnt! I also care about my grandchildren! So, Ichigo, who is their mother?" Dad asked. "I am," I replied. Yuzu dropped her spoon, Karin choked on her egg, and Dad gaped at me. "How could you get pregnant? You're straight, arent you?" he asked. "I'm not straight, and I dont know how but I am their mother," I replied. Karin started laughing like crazy. "You? A mother? Next you're going to back it up with stretch marks!" she said. I blinked, then lifted up my shirt to show the stretch marks. Her laughter went away. "Son, who is the father?" Dad asked. "Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya," I replied, and my said lover climbed in the window. He came over to me, and hugged me. I hugged back. "What brings you here?" I asked. "They wont give me a break damn it," he whined. "Where are they?" I asked. "Right here!" Rangiku said, coming through the door. She had Katsu in her arms, and Tarik was walking beside her. "Mama!" Tarik said and ran into my arms. "Who they?" Katsu asked, looking at Yuzu, Karin, and Dad. "Thats baka, your aunt Yuzu, and your aunt Karin," I replied. "Aunt Kin!" Tarik said, then ran over to Karin. "He's so big already. They're only three days old?" Karin asked. "Yeah," I replied. "They're adorable," Yuzu said. "Tank you!" Tarik said. "Ichigo, we have to go right now. Have they packed?" Toshiro asked. "Yeah," Karin replied. "Then lets go," Toshiro said. He opened a gate. We all went through it, me carrying Tarik and Rangiku carrying Katsu. Once on the other side, Karin and Yuzu looked around in both wonder and excitement. "KUROSAKI!" I heard Ganji shout. With a sigh, I stepped aside so he would fall on his face again. "WHY DO YOU KEEP DODGING MEEEE? DO YOU WANNA WRESTLE?" he yelled. I glared at him. "Go wrestle yourself," I said. "Mama he look stupid," Tarik said. "Well he is stupid," I replied. "I'M NOT-" Karin held her hand over his mouth. "Shut up! If you wanna wrestle then wrestle me!" she said. "But I cant hit a girl!" Ganju said. "Well then stop trying to hit my brother!" Karin said. "Karin, its fine. I'm just waiting until Captain Unohana says I'm fully recovered so I can take Zangetsu to his stupid face," I said. His face is indeed stupid. I know. Yay! Something we can all agree on! "My face is not stupid!" Ganju claimed. "Really? Then why are your best friends boars?" I asked. "Because boars are awesome and strong a fast way to travel!" he replied. "Hmm. I am awesome, strong, and I can travel fast. Not to mention I can identify a stupid face if I see one," Toshiro said. "Well you're captain of the tenth court guard squad. That is required," Ganju claimed. "Um, no it isnt. Look at Zuraki. He may be strong, but he is not awesome or fast," Toshiro said. "Daddy what stupid mean?" Katsu asked. Toshiro smiled at her. "He is what stupid means," he replied, pointing at Ganju. I want to fight! I know. But I havent recovered, and I have my children here. Ughhhh. Fine. Whiny. Girl. Idiots. Retarded. I'm not retarded. Sure you arent. I'm not. "Ichigoooo!" Ganju said. I blinked, and realized I had spaced out. We had made it to where Dad, Yuzu, and Karin would be living. "Son, arent you going to live here too?" Dad asked. I shook my head. "I am going to stay with Toshiro and my kids," I replied. "Will you at least visit?" he asked. "Yeah, of course I will," I replied. "Ichigo... how often will you visit?" Yuzu asked. "That doesnt matter. He said he'll visit. And after he's recovered, he will go back to being the Soul Reaper that can beat up an immortal captain," Toshiro replied. "Hey, Son. When you recover, we're gonna battle, right?" Dad asked. "Hey Oyaji, when I'm recovered, there would be no need to see who is the strongest," I retorted. "Yeah, because it would be me!" he claimed. "Yeah right. Go beat up Grimmjow and tell me you are the strongest out of us two," I said. "Grimmjow the Arrancar?" he asked. "Yeah," I replied. "What the-" sees the twins "-heck are you doing fighting an Arrancar?" he asked. "He attacked first. I just accepted," I replied. "Well, seeming you didnt die, I'm guessing you won," he said. "Thats right," I replied. "You must be pretty tough if you beat him. I wonder if you will beat me," he said. "Go beat him and then come find me," I said in an irritated voice. "Fine," he said. "Mama, why is he annoying?" Tarik asked. "Because he is a baka," I replied, as I walked away with him in my arms. Toshiro followed me with Katsu, and we went back home.