-With his head tilted slightly, strands of Shion's pale hair fell across his face. He followed Nezumi's middle finger hesitantly as it entered the hole, watching it as it was swallowed in, but still visible, only adjusting for comfort. Shion's eyes were glued to the boy he felt was so far away, even though they were only inches apart. Nezumi bobbed naturally, almost professionally; as if he had more experience then he let on. "In and out," he said "like breathing." Shion gasped and looked away "Like b-breathing..?" he asked, a faint blush present on his face. Nezumi pulled his finger out. "Exactly, now you try. I want to see what you've learned just by watching me." The smaller boy stared, eyes wide "I-I can't do that myself!" Nezumi shook his head and softly grabbed Shion's hand, "Yes you can just-" He slipped the boys finger inside the hole "-Relax." It felt weird, and definitely would take some time to get used to. His movements were nothing like Nezumi's at all; they were awkward and inexperienced, almost sad. Shion's face fell, and so did his confidence, "I told you.. It's not the same." Nezumi smiled "You'll learn how to work a yo-yo sooner or later, for now let's put it away. I want to fuck you."


Shion: *Bashes door in* WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT NYKI?!

Nezumi: *Behind him laughing* SHE- *breathes in hard* SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT A YO-YO THE WHOLE TIME! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HAHAHAHA! *Falls on floor*

Me: What do you..What are you guys talking about? *Confused*

Shion: *Holds up orange notebook* THERE ARE STORIES IN HERE OF ME, NEZUMI AND OTHER PEOPLE—LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Tyki: Oh yeah I think I read that one.

Shion: WHAT IS THIS A FAN CLUB?!

Tyki: Far from it actually.

Rin: The story was good; I loved the part where Nezumi died in the fire. Tragic ending, but great story overall.

Nezumi: *Gets up from floor, hears Rin's review of the story, falls back down laughing* AND THEN I DIE AT THE END OH MAN HAHAHAHAHA! AS IF!

Shion: ..In a fire nonetheless. How convenient, Rin.

Me: Oh yeah, I think I remember that story..

Lavi: *Shivers* You think you got it bad, Shion? She wrote ME having BUTT-SEX with her HUSBAND in that same book!

Nezumi: *Cries of laughter* THAT'S IT! I'M JUST GONNA STAY ON THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHA! *rolls around*

Me: In my defense I like pairing Tyki up with you, Lavi. You're 'lucky'. LITERALLY.

Tyki: I don't mind, as long as I'm seme.

Me: Tyki, you could NEVER be uke. Now, *clears throat* You're gonna have to pay for the door, Shion.

Shion: What door?

Tyki: *Points*

Shion: *Looks* Oh….

Nezumi: AND NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE DOOR, WAY TO GO SHION, YOU HAD ONE JOB! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Shion: DAMN.

Kanda: *Walks in from kitchen* Nyki, Allen wants to know where— *Stares at Nezumi*

Nezumi: *Stops laughing. Stares at Kanda* 0….0 You are extremely good at Cosplay.

Kanda: EXCUSE ME? *Unsheathes Mugen*

Allen: *Walks in* Kanda what's taking you so long— Woah! *Stares at Nezumi and Kanda*

Shion: *Stares at Allen* Holy-

Allen: -Shit. *Stares back*

Me: *Whispers* Ugh. Now the questioning begins.

Kanda: WHO HIRED YOU

Nezumi: What are you talking about? (Sits down casually)

Kanda: *See's orange book in Shion's hand* ARE YOU BEING BLACK MAILED NYKI?

Me: I hope not. Guys this is all bad timing. Kanda, Allen; Nezumi and Shion are from No.6. Sorry for the misunderstanding. They are friendly! *Smiles and struggles to force Mugen back into Kanda's sheathe*

(Kanda & Allen take a seat)

Shion: I'm not friendly! I'm here because you wrote naughty things about me and Nezumi in this book! (Takes seat)

Allen: *Stares at orange book and Shivers in disgust* That book.. shattered my innocence.

Tyki: Episode 56.

Allen: SHUT UP TYKI

Tyki: Never gonna let you live it down.

Rin: Episode 56? What's so special about Episode 56?

Tyki: I destroyed Allen's innocence.

Rin: So Allen lost his virginity?

Tyki: N- *Thinks* Yeah. Technically.

Rin: Oh.

Lavi: *places hand on Allen's shoulder* I'm sorry Leenalee didn't make it in time. We went looking for you episode 57 and 58 I think. After that, for the next 10 or 15 episodes we thought you were dead. I even had to punch things for Leenalee to get her act together. It was bad. She never gave up on you though.

Allen: Leenalee… I miss her. I wonder where she is now.

Lavi: 9 times out of 10 fucking Bak's brains out as we speak.

Allen: O.O Oh.

Lavi: Yeah, she keeps asking me for condoms and shit as if I'm a dispenser or something! *Sucks teeth*

Rin: I don't use those things.

Tyki: Condoms?

Rin: Yeah, they burn off every time I get excited. It really sucks.

Me: Why don't you get some custom made ones from Komui?

Rin: He's not from my anime. I'd be all…weird. My brother Yukio has the same problem too.

Me: That does suck. I'll ask Komui for you when I see him.

Allen: Yeah, no one should have to go through that.

(Naruto and Sasuke walk in)

Naruto: It seems this door can never stay fixed. (takes seat)

Sasuke: Hn. (Takes seat next to Naruto)

Everyone: *Greets them*

Naruto: So what are you all talking about?

Tyki: Special flaming condoms.

Sasuke: *Stares at Naruto*

Naruto: *Sweat drop* W-why are you looking at me like that, Sasuke?

Sasuke: I guess you don't remember getting too excited and turning into the 9 tails—

Rin: You flame Naruto?

Naruto: Once! I swear! Sasuke and I were getting into it and I got too comfortable….

Sasuke: I couldn't walk for 3 months.

Allen: That's nothing! Try 6!

Kanda: You couldn't walk for 6 months, Moyashi?

Allen: No, I never stop walking.

Sasuke: Then?

Allen: My arm was ripped off and I had to go on for like 6-10 episodes without my innocence TRYING and FAILING to retrieve it.

Tyki: LOL

Allen: Yeah Haha Dickhead. You may have ruined me but I got just got hotter episode 75 and up.

Tyki: Mhm. I did too. After you sliced me episode 85 or so I got hotter and grew out my hair.

Allen: YOU HAD NO CHOICE

Tyki: The chicks dug the shit out of that

Me: Ahem. *Blinks*

Tyki: But I cut it cause it was getting… *Looks at Nyki* T-Too much attention by those girls.

Me: *Smiles* Yeah.

(Komui walks in)

Komui: Aww FUCK ME *Stares at the bashed in door*

Me: Yeah, Yeah. Can you fix it? *Crosses arms*

Komui: … Y-yeah I can. Let me have my coffee first though. *Picks up random piece of wood and investigates it* How do you guys manage to fuck shit up so quickly and with little effort!

Me: I swear I don't even know. Though I have a special favor for you to do, I was wondering if you could do it before you fixed the door.

Komui: *Looks at me* What "Special Favor"?

Me: Would you mind making Rin some fire condoms.

Komui: Not at all! ^^

Me: Woah Komui, you're happier than I thought you would be. Are you bored or something?

Tyki: No. I think that was sarcasm.

Komui: Indeed it was. Why in the hell would I make fire condoms?

Me: Cause you're a nice guy?

Allen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AS IF.

Komui: I'm a nice guy.

Allen: I beg to differ! Episode 2 ring any bells?!

Komui: Oh but we just met! You can't count that!

Allen: So the Earl is a good guy then? Cause when I first met him he was NOT a good guy.

Komui: Well- no but—

Me: Bad is the new good.

Sasuke: Yep. I would know.

Me: O…O


NykiTyki: Sasuke would know xD See you next time.