Author's Note: I put this by itself and didn't get a response so I figured it would do better when paired with a better story. I do not own Star Trek or any of the characters so please don't sue. Hope you like the stories.
Rule Broken: Do not get Spock drunk:
"Hey Spock, would you like to have a drink with me? We're both free for the day." Kirk asked.
"Drinking when bored is considered illogical." Spock replied.
"You should really go easy on the logic. I just want us to have fun."
"Drinking enough to get drunk is fun?"
"I never said we had to get drunk. I just want one drink. Just one."
"Alright Jim, if you promise."
"When have I ever broken a promise?"
Spock opened his mouth to answer, but Kirk motioned him to stop, "That was a rhetorical question."
Spock and Kirk each start out with one drink. The moment they are done, Spock tried to leave, but Kirk motioned him to sit. Spock sat back down.
"Come on just one more drink, Spock." Kirk urged.
"Jim, you promised to-" Spock began.
"I know what you promised. Just one more drink."
"I think that just one more drink wouldn't be illogical."
"Yeh Spock!"
Soon, just one more drink turned into five. Kirk was already very drunk, but Spock seemed relatively unphased. The more they drank, the more it began to affect Spock as well.
"This was wasa goodidea. I'm I'm gladyou talked meinto this." Spock slurred.
"Metoo." Kirk slurred.
Spock began taking off his uniform and dancing at the same time.
"Spock, what's wrong with you?" Kirk said stunned by seeing Spock completely naked.
"This is awesome. Hey- hey Jim. You- you should try this."
"Okay I think you had a few too many." Kirk said while a the same time trying to cover a naked Spock.
Spock just kept dancing naked drawing a few confused stares. Kirk eventually got him covered up and they both stumbled back to Spock's quarters.
"If you remember any of this tomorrow, remind me to never get you drunk." Kirk told Spock.
Spock nodded drunkily and stumbled into his quarters.
Rule Broken: Do not make Scotty dress up like a pretty pretty princess:
It was supposed to be an innocent game of truth or dare. The only one not included was Spock who believed it illogical.
"Truth or dare?" Kirk asked Scotty.
"Dare." Scotty said boldly.
"Okay, I dare you to say hello to everyone on the Enterprise dressed as a pretty pretty princess."
Scotty groaned but compiled with the dare. Everyone either laughed or gave him strange looks.
Chekov smiled when he saw him, "Comic con is not for a few months."
"Shut up, lad. You know this was a dare." Scotty replied.
"A good dare too. Surely it originated in Russia."
"Or Scotland."
"Or Russia."
"Whatever, Chekov."
Scotty continued his awkward tour around the ship meeting Spock next, who raised his eyebrow in curiosity.
"Why are you dressed in such an undignified fashion?" Spock asked.
"Because of Kirk's dare."
"Illogical."
"I know but I'm gonna get him back good."
Spock just shook his head clearly not understanding Scotty's need to get Kirk back.
The next day Kirk sat in his chair and it was wet. Kirk laughed and looked disgusted at the same time.
"Scotty, did you pee in my chair?"
Scotty laughed, "Yep. Never dare me to do something embarrassing again."
Kirk listened.
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