Yay, another update! I hope all of you are happy! I am! (b/c I can now go and rest since I have everything updated!)

This chapy was actually going to be very long, but I cut some of it from the entire thing, so what was going to be one chapy is now two! (I was just lazy and didn't want to edit everything is what I should say...) But hey, that means that this story is going to be over 16 chapies! ... that isn't exactly a good thing for me... TOO MANY THINGS TO UPDATE!!! I didn't know that school was going to keep me this busy! If I did then I would've waited to post this entire story!

Warning: Sasuke has a doggy moment. Nya-ha-ha! And of course the possible OOC-ness!

I hope it's enjoyable; if not then I'm sorry... I probably should have kept everything together... Look forward to the next chapy though! It's one of my favs in this story!

Breaking and Entering

"Hey, teme, open the damned door already!"

The blonde male made long, hard swings on the door to Sasuke's house as if he was trying to break it down bare fisted.

If he breaks it… I won't be merciful, thought the very moody Uchiha that was watching from a ways away from Naruto. When it was said that they would be going to Sasuke's again he didn't think that the two of them would seriously go back to see if he was there!

Someone needs to explain to Naruto that I'm not home!

Sasuke growled, but felt distressed when the blonde refused to pay any attention to anything but the front door to the Uchiha's empty house. Naruto appeared to be lifeless in the onyx eyes because of the lack of response that the house gave him, making Sasuke, in turn, feel just as lifeless seeing this from Naruto. Never before had he seen the blonde in such a depressed state…

"That's it… There's nothing else I can do…"

The panging inside of the dog's body heightened. Naruto was never a quitter! He wasn't about to give up on Sasuke, was he?

Ok, so Sasuke really didn't mind Naruto searching nonstop for him! It really made him happy, truthfully… But being an arrogant jerk he couldn't admit something like that! He'd sooner drop dead!

"Since he refuses to answer, even if he isn't home… I'm going to break in!"

Naruto, don't give in so-"BREAK IN?!"

The dog ran over to Naruto's side and bit into the orange pants to pull the male away from the door before he really attempted to break in.

Keep out of my house while I'm not here!!!

I mean while I'm not a human!!! Damn it this is confusing!!!

"Let go of my pants, Bun-bun! You'll rip them!"

Onyx eyes flashed at Naruto. The blonde was about to break into Sasuke's house and he was complaining about Sasuke ripping a pair of his pants?!

-"Keep away from my door and I will!"- he growled angrily. Sasuke didn't want Naruto rummaging through his house and rearranging anything he had! It wasn't his fault that he was a perfectionist in everything he did and organization of his stuff was mixed in with this.

"Bun-bun! Let go, now!"

Naruto tried his best to shake the dog from his leg, but soon found that this only coaxed him more as he began growling savagely.

I'm not going to lose to you in this body anymore, dobe!

Sasuke wrapped his front paws around Naruto's leg to keep from having his grip loosen, but realized a little too late that this was a mistake. Naruto's still shaking leg made its way between the Uchiha's two back doggy legs since it had nowhere else to go with the dog holding onto it. Sasuke flushed; it felt as if he were humping Naruto!

OK, OK, OK!!! I'LL LET GO OF YOUR DAMN PANTS!!!

And like that Sasuke detached himself from the leg, but felt turned on from the experience and was a little disheartened with himself at letting go so quickly. It wasn't like Naruto knew that the dog was him anyways…

"Bun-bun?"

The dog jumped, feeling as if his perverse thoughts had somehow been discovered, but remained nonchalant about it when looking up to Naruto.

"Were you stopping me because you think it's wrong to break into Sasuke's house?" Naruto bent down to be level with the dog.

-"Why do you continue to ask me questions even though you know that there's no possible way to get an answer from me?!"-

Naruto smiled and ruffled the hair on top of Sasuke's head.

"Aw, you just want me to do the right thing, huh? Thanks for looking out for me!"

Sure… I'm only keeping you from breaking down my door to "look out for you"…

"But that's not going to stop me from getting into Sasuke's house!"

-"WHAT?! NO!"-

What was the point anymore? It was clear that Sasuke couldn't do anything about this because of his pathetic form… so he watched as Naruto broke into his house…

Damn it all…

-

"What the hell is with this guy and his dark colors?! Everything he owns is dark!"

Naruto had been going through Sasuke's clothing since the male was obviously not there. The blonde was depressed because of this, but didn't seem to be taking it so hard since he was now going through Sasuke's underwear!!!

The owner of the house that was very upset as of now that he was in a dog's body watched horrorstricken while Naruto held up a pair of his black boxers and examined them.

"It's bad enough that he wears dark clothing that you can see, but even his underwear?! All of it is black!" he turned to Bun-bun and gave him a skeptical look then whispered mischievously, "People only wear black underwear when they want others to see it!"

Sasuke collapsed to the floor in a heap. He was getting exhausted from being around Naruto so much while the blonde didn't know it was him! He wanted so badly to transform back into his human form right now just to see the expression that Naruto would make then beat the hell out of him for breaking in his house!

-"Dobe… can we just stop looking at my underwear…?"-

The expression on Naruto's face suddenly became calculating and he held a tighter grip onto the black boxers. Without warning the blonde began stripping himself of his clothing, causing the Uchiha's eyes to widen in shock.

-"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"-

Heat consumed his face when Naruto had taken everything off, revealing all of his nude body to the dog for the second time and caused his nose to twitch at the feeling of a nosebleed coming if Naruto continued to show his body off. The blonde swiftly pulled on the black boxers and began modeling them for the horny Uchiha in front of him.

"How do I look, Bun-bun? Way sexier than Uchiha Sasuke, right?"

It was too much to bear! Sasuke felt the need to have Naruto's leg between his again to give him relief!

AHHH!!! WHAT AM I THINKING?! I'M A DOG

…!

And this kind of thing is normal for dog's to do…

Sasuke sprang at Naruto at this thought and wrapped his front paws around the male's leg, breathing heavily as he started humping Naruto's leg roughly to pleasure himself.

Damn it... I just want to start fucking him! Why do I have to be a dog?!

"GYAAAA!!! I DON'T THINK I'M THAT SEXY BUN-BUN!!! DOWN! DOWN!!! BAD DOG!!!"

Naruto shoved his hands in the dog's face to try and push him away, but wasn't getting anywhere by doing this. He then fell to the ground and tried wrestling the dog off of his leg until finally Sasuke had let go, panting heavily as he lay on the floor exhausted. The blonde twitched.

"I can't believe… I just turned my dog on…!" he then smirked to himself and laughed, "I must be pretty damn sexy then!"

The Uchiha continued panting.

God… If I were human right now… Naruto… you wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks…

He was gently picked up by Naruto and placed on the silky, dark blue bed, followed by Naruto pouncing on it right next to him. He snuggled up against Sasuke and buried his face into his fur… he really liked doing that…

After a moment of the two laying there in a relaxing silence Naruto whispered to no one in particular, "I guess this means… he really did leave…"

Sasuke paused to try and understand what he was talking about then he remembered.

Here we go…

He closed his eyes and exhaled.

The calm and easy-going mood the both of them had had just a moment ago drained away at this one statement.

"I guess he really didn't want to come back here… but I thought that maybe, after he had avenged his clan that he would want to come back… he must not have had a reason to come back…"

The Uchiha reopened his eyes when smelling tears and looked into Naruto's face to see the blonde rub at his eyes continuously.

Naruto…that's not true.

"But… I-I was hoping that he would at least come back and stay… so I could tell him-"

The dog's ear twitched to a sudden creak that came from the direction of the front door and Naruto fell silent. Sasuke sat up, expecting someone to come in the room, but there was no sound of movement after the creak. He felt a low growl erupt from his throat and the hair on his back stood up. He wasn't about to let anyone come in his home and do what they wished while he was there! Something grabbed him from behind and he gave a small yelp and whipped around only to see a nervous looking Naruto holding onto him.

What the hell?! You're a ninja Naruto! You shouldn't be afraid right now!

The two remained very silent once they heard footsteps coming towards the room. Naruto tensed up and tightened his grip on Bun-bun, but the dog didn't sense fear from the blonde. A spark of valor suddenly radiated from Naruto's body and he began to remove himself from the bed.

"Stay here, Bun-bun. I don't want you getting hurt," he whispered when slowly making his way to his clothes and grabbing a kunai knife from his bag then left the room stealthily.

Does he seriously think I'm going to just sit here and wait?

Sasuke removed himself from the bed as well and stalked off after Naruto. When he entered the living room he felt all of his tensed muscles relax at who it was that had entered his house.

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!" Naruto happily dropped the kunai to the floor and hugged the man standing in front of him from pure joy of it not being a robber, "Don't do that again! If you break into someone's house they'll think you're a criminal!!!"

The older man patted the top of Naruto's spiky head and looked a little disturbed.

"I could say the same thing about you. I just got back from my mission and was walking by to notice that Sasuke's door was wide open, but Naruto… why are you only in your underwear…?"

Naruto let go of Kakashi and rubbed the back of his head.

"Uh… well, you see… I was just seeing if Sasuke was home or not… and got a little distracted…"

The expression on Kakashi's face was blank, saying that he didn't want to know what Naruto meant by being "distracted" and went on, "And is Sasuke here...?" finding that maybe this was the reason for Naruto being "distracted," but again, he didn't want to know if it was.

The light in Naruto's eyes darkened and he looked to the floor.

"No..."

Kakashi followed suit and looked down only to see that a dog now stood between him and half-naked teen.

-"Hey, Kakashi! Take this stupid jutsu off of me! I'm sick of being a damn dog! You know, this is really the stupidest thing you've ever come up with! You get fleas and they're annoying as hell!!!"-

Kakashi bent over to rub the dog's head gently and looked up to Naruto.

"Is this your new pet?"

Sasuke's jaw dropped and he froze.

Does he not know that it's me?!


Mm-k. Another cliffy because BakaNekoSan was lazy and didn't want to edit the entire chapy. Gomen. At least this tells you that another chapy MIGHT be coming soon... all depends on school.

This chapy wasn't so great in my mind because I cut out everything else, but hopefully it's still somewhat good... I feel like Naruto's getting repetative, but that will stop soon. I'm serious! There's too many depressing moments as well! Must fill it with humor once again!!! That's why I like the next chapy!

I love my readers and reviewers very much! Thank you all!

Preview to Next Chapy: Kakashi wants to help Naruto understand how one is supposed to take care of a dog. This isn't something Sasuke's too happy about! And how is he supposed to tell Kakashi that this mutt is really Uchiha Sasuke?!

Forever the BakaNekoSan :3