France/England. (Bleeeehhh ... nofence all France/England shippers, I just can't see it happening. But some of you guys wanted it, so I am happy to oblidge!)
Up next will probably be Prussia/Austria or Germany/Italy.
The nice boyfriend gets you roses on Valentine's Day.
My idiot boyfriend covered himself with the roses. No prizes for guessing where he put them.
The nice boyfriend backs you up when you get in a fight.
My idiot boyfriend pushed me out of the way when we were running from the creepy killer guy that I had accidentally summoned.
The nice boyfriend appreciates your culture.
My idiot boyfriend is French, and seems to think that having sex every five minutes is better than watching Doctor Who.
The nice boyfriend compliments your cooking.
My idiot boyfriend said that it wasn't half as good as his shitty French garbage.
The nice boyfriend helps you give your younger siblings the Talk.
My idiot boyfriend said that children learn by doing. And he started stripping.
The nice boyfriend helps you out when you try to learn a sport.
My idiot boyfriend started stripping on the football field, and promptly got a ball kicked in his crotch.
The nice boyfriend watches sappy movies with you and holds you when you cry.
My idiot boyfriend threw his shoe at the television when the male lead broke up with his girlfriend, started cheering for the two enemies to get it on, and spoiled the ending for me. Oh, and he cried throughout the whole thing.
The nice boyfriend doesn't let you get too drunk.
My idiot boyfriend brought his two idiot friends along to watch me get drunk out of my mind.
The nice boyfriend compliments your hair.
My idiot boyfriend said that my eyebrows were blocking my face and that I should shave them off before they turned into mutants. He then proceeded to call me "eye-brow monster" for the rest of the day.
The nice boyfriend helps you with something that you don't understand.
My idiot boyfriend refuses to speak English, and I refuse to learn the language of rapist frogs. His attempts at "sign language" involved groping.
The nice boyfriend gives you his umbrella when it's raining.
My idiot boyfriend seems to think that rain equates to Nature's version of a free shower.
The nice boyfriend takes you out to dinner and pays for it.
My idiot boyfriend made some of his disgusting French crud and tried to have sex with me on the table.
The nice boyfriend is polite to your friends.
My idiot boyfriend said that my friends were imaginary. He then proceeded to step on Flying Mint Bunny and swat Tinkerbelle.
The nice boyfriend compliments your outfit.
My idiot boyfriend said that I should take everything off.
The nice boyfriend cooks for you when you're sick.
My idiot boyfriend gave me wine instead of tea, said that sex made everything better, and let my idiot friend put a hamburger on my head.
The nice boyfriend proposes romantically.
My idiot boyfriend wants us to have a polygamous relationship with the rest of the world.
