"So Shionketsu, who are you going to choose?"
"Well….That pink-haired girl looks cute….I wouldn't mind if she wore me….."
"Shut up!" I snapped to Shionketsu. I then looked up to face Haruhi. "I want to challenge Nonon Jakuzure!"
"Alrigthy then! Jakuzure, you know what to do!"
Rather than walking down to the battlefield, Jakuzure led a marching band down to it. I guess she wants to make a flashy appearance. I bet she gets along great with Haruhi…..
And unlike Gamagori and Koizumi, I've never actually interacted with this person, so I'm not sure what exactly what to expect from her personality.
"So, another no star student who Lady Haruhi takes interest in? You seem even less significant than the transfer."
Wow. I feel like I'm talking to Haruhi's twin sister.
"Look, let's get this over with, okay? Don't you have a transformation or something?"
"Wow, you sure are sassy." Oh, like you're one to talk.
There was another bright light coming from Jakuzure. "Three-star goku uniform: Symphony Regalia Grave!" Although her uniform didn't change too drastically like Gamagori, she was riding in a giant tank, which seemed intimidating.
"Well Shionketsu, I hope we can do this. I can't believe I'm saying this, but her uniform seems more intimidating than Gamagori's."
"I dunno about that…She's a little too cute for me….."
Meanwhile in the audience, Gamagori, wearing nothing but his undergarments, sat down next to the no star students, and Asahina.
"Gamagori? What are you doing here?" Mako asked.
"Since I've been demoted to a no star, I found it appropriate to sit here." Gamagori said with shame. He then looked over at Satsuki and Hoka. "I've never seen these two students before. Who are they?"
"Gamagori, you don't remember?" Hoka said. "I'm Hoka Inumuta, and this is Satsuki Kiryuin, or Lady Satsuki."
"THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON I WILL ADRESS AS LADY, AND THAT IS LADY HARUHI!' Gamagori yelled as he grew to about 15 feet.
"I think we should do some explaining." Satsuki said.
…
"So you're saying that Honnouji Academy is supposed to be destroyed, and Satsuki was the ruler, and not Haruhi?"
"Does any of this ring a bell?" Hoka asked.
"To be honest, no, and I don't think I can believe you."
"Really? Because I know something only a member of the Student Council would know." Hoka said. He leaned over to Gamagori to whisper it in his ear, and Gamagori's face blush a very bright red.
"ALRIGHT, I'M CONVINCED!" Gamagori yelled with embarrassment. Although Hoka's smirk was only visible for a second before his mouth was covered up, Ryuko, Satsuki, and Mako got a glimpse of Hoka's expression.
"What did you tell him….?" Ryuko asked.
"It's a long story."
…
"BATTLE BEGIN!" Haruhi shouted.
"Now Shionketsu, you remember the strategy for Jakuzure, right?"
"Huh…..Oh yeah! Right, use Shionketsu Mubyoshi when she launches a sound wave."
Jakuzure then launched sound waves from her tank. "Shionketsu, remember what to do?"
Shionketsu wasn't responding, so I get hit with sound waves. "Shionketsu, what did I JUST tell you?"
"Sorry, I can't help it…..She's really cute…."
"She can't even hear a word you say."
"I can look at the menu, I just can't order off of it."
I sighed. "Look, we still need to fight, okay?"
"Right, right…."
Jakuzure started laughing. "I don't see why the toad lost to you. You're just as weak as any other no star!"
Shionketsu suddenly became angry. "Ya know, on second thought, lets show this bitch what we're made of!"
"Glad to see you cooperating." Shionketsu deployed his arm-blade, and I charged at Jakuzure to hit her tank. It hit, but I don't know if I did anything.
Jakuzure then started shooting razor-sharp music notes.
"Shionketsu Mubyoshi!" Shionketsu put up a force-field, and deflected the attacks.
"Oh, you think you're so clever, no star!" Jakuzure shot a lot of music notes and soundwaves, making it difficult for the force-field to stay up.
"I think we might need more than your arm-blade." I said to Shionketsu. "Lets try Kanadzuchi."
"Right!" Shionketsu changed to his Kanadzuchi form, and he hit Jakuzure's tank with it, and it certainly sounded like we damaged it.
"It seems you can attack best when you're grounded. Well how do you like this; Symphony Regalia Presto!" Jakuzure's tank reconfigured itself into an airship, leaving the odds against us.
"The sky is mine!" She then launched bass beats at us, but we dodged most of them.
"Shionketsu, you remember what to do when this happens, right?"
"Yes, and this bitch is in for a surprise!" Shionketsu then transformed into Shionketsu Shippu, allowing them to be airborne.
"Oh come on!" Jakuzure cried. "You always have to come up with SOME way to counter me, no star!"
Ryuko and Senketsu laughed to each other in the audience.
"Remember how long it took us to figure out Senketsu Shippu?" Ryuko said to Senketsu.
"Yeah, but if it weren't for us, they would probably have a much more difficult time." Senketsu said.
"I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you." Hoka said. "You don't want to underestimate Jakuzure. She is strong, and won't give up easily."
Jakuzure went full force on Kyon and Shionketsu, spamming missiles, lasers, cymbal blades, bass beats, and the like. This was difficult for Kyon to try to dodge.
"How are we going to find an attack opening if she keeps spamming like that?"
"I dunno." Shionketsu said "Maybe we can try to go in close, and then hit her with my arm-blade."
"I'll take any ideas" I said, and did as Shionketsu said. However, when I got in close to Jakuzure, she shot me down with a heart-shaped beam.
"Any other ideas?" I asked Shionketsu.
"I dunno…..Maybe we can deflect her attacks?"
"Let's hope that works." Jakuzure shot cymbal blades, but I deflected some of them with Shionketsu's arm-blade.
"We need something more powerful. Like Kanadzuchi, but that isn't airborne."
"Wait, I think I might be able to make that work." Shionketsu said.
"Wait, you think you can use Kanadzuchi while flying?"
"It's worth a shot." Shionketsu tried concentrating, and transformed into Shionetsu Shippu, but had the hammer head on one arm.
"Good job. Got a name for this?"
"Yeah, how about Kanadzuchi Shippu?"
"I guess that'll work." I tried flying up to Jakuzure's airship, but reflecting her projectiles was a little more difficult with Kanadzuchi than with the arm-blade.
I then started hitting her airship, and it was damaged pretty badly. Of course, Jakuzure tried defending herself by using offense, which sort of worked.
I ended up destroying her airship, and it exploded into a bunch of instruments.
"Well Shionketsu, it looks like we won this."
"Oh not so fast!" Oh god….I'm guessing we didn't defeat Jakuzure just yet?
"My goku uniform still has a few tricks up its sleeves!" I noticed her uniform was different. "Say hello to Symphony Regalia Da Capo!"
Right…I forgot Satsuki told me about this form….Now if only I could remember what it does…
The remains of her vehicle transformed into a stage (Go figure) that she stood on. She shot a purple beam while Beethoven's 5th Symphony: Fate played. I'll admit, the music was nice and all, but I couldn't move after being hit by it.
"Wh…what happened?"
"Like it? It manipulates the life-fibers of Shionketsu, and not only does it stun you, it also damages you!"
"Shionketsu, are you alright?"
"I'm fine, but I can't move!"
While we were stunned, Jakuzure kept hitting us with more beams. It did wear off, luckily.
"Shionketsu, you know what to do the next time she uses that attack, right?"
"Yeah, I think I've learned my lesson!"
She shot the same laser from the cannon on her hat, and Shionetsu used Shionketsu Mubyoshi, deflecting it, and it hit Jakuzure.
"Wh….what!? I can't move now!"
"Yeah, its manipulating the life-fibers of your goku uniform." I said to her in the same tone she said to me.
"Y..you!"
Shionketsu deployed his arm-blade. "Well, Haruhi wanted me to fight her, so this was inevitable." I jumped towards Jakuzure, and slashed at her with Shionketsu's arm blade, which destroyed her goku uniform, and launched her across the battlefield.
"Fiber lost!" As usual, the fiber from her uniform was absorbed into Shionketsu.
"Fiber acquired!"
"WHAT!? NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE DEFEATED JAKUZURE!" Haruhi cried.
"Look, you're going to have to accept their loses, okay?"
"WELL YOU STILL HAVE TO FIGHT SANAGEYAMA AND KOIZUMI! BECAUSE I'M NICE, I'LL LET YOU PICK AGAIN!" If you were nice, you wouldn't be yelling at me right now. In fact, if you were nice, you also wouldn't have an army of students under your control. Kind of flawed logic, wouldn't you say Haruhi?
Haruhi then calmed down. "So you only have those two options left, and that isn't a lot."
I think this one is a no-brainer. I'll probably fight Koizumi last, so I'm going to pick Sanageyama.
"I choose Uzu Sanageyama!" I shouted as I looked directly at Haruhi.
"Very well then! Uzu!"
"Yes, Lady Haruhi." Sanageyama said as he walked down onto the battlefield.
Now this guy here seems like somebody more suited for combat; he has a sword, so I'm guessing that's his main weapon, but seeing as how crazy things are here, I could be completely wrong.
[So this was Chapter 7. I'm not very proud of the fight between Kyon and Nonon, as I felt like it was hard to live up to how I did with Kyon and Ira. That, and I feel like I did a mediocre job on it, but hey, if you thought otherwise, that's what the reviews are for. And yeah, I think it was obvious I was saving Kyon vs Itsuki for last, seeing as how there would be an emotional battle there as well. And let me tell you something about future chapters; I was considering dropping Nui from the story, but I have a better idea. I'm not going into detail, but let me tell you, somebody will be taking her place. If you can guess who it is correctly, you get a cookie. So anyways, leave your thoughts in the reviews, and if you're interested, follow or favorite.]
