A/N: Sorry this is shorter than usual but something happens in the chapter and it makes it shorter. Anyway the other day I got his package in the mail and I was soooooo excited because I wanted it to be a rose for Penny but you know what it was? it was a FRIENDSHIP BRACELET. From Ben. Do you know what I did with it? I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! Then I chopped it up and sent it back to him with an angry rant message on the back. I told him that he should eat those socks and I hope his heart gets stapled to the floor. And that he bleeds red stuff known as blood all over that floor. But since I'm so nice, I put a $50 voucher to Jerks R Us in the note so he can go buy a cape and gloves and whatever else SNAP likes to wear so I can hate them both. Oh wait...i ALREADY DO!
Schemes of ROMANCE Red
Chapter Seven: A Rainbow of Feet
By Rudy Clone
Aer walked along a street in ChalkZone city as she walked on her feet (not her hands. Do you know some circus people work on their hands? I bet some ZONERS walk on their hands because they're freaks and made of chalk). She tried to remember something she was told...
Earlier that day...
"AER!" yelled a frantic voice and Aer jumped out of her seat and hit her head on a watermelon leaf. She was knocked out slightly.
"Y...yes?" Aer asked and Dude's face popped up on the screen with eyes like this: O_O
"Pls help me! I can't find my secret admirer ANYWHERE so pls help me find her! PLS!11!"
"Ok!" Aer shouted so loudly. "What does she look like so I can look for her?"
"She's made of chalk!" Dude said.
"Ok," Aer said. Then she turned off her communication device and walked so hardly away.
After the flashback scene...
as in, this is now...
at the current point in the story!
"I hope I can find her..." But Aer realised that EVERYTHING was made of chalk! This made things slightly harder. But only slightly. Dude was a toof so she knew that she was basically looking for an arrogant jerk who was made of chalk. (So basically Snap in girl form.) She thought it wouldn't be too hard but actually she was wrong. Chalk made people into jerks...it was why Rudy and Penny never ate chalk things. As well as chalk food tasting like CHALK. Rudy and Penny were some of the nicest people in the world ever so they didn't want to eat chalk and be a jerk.
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"SHUT. UP. SNAAAAAAAP!" yelled Rudy. Then he shot up and looked around and realised that he had been dreaming. "Oh." He lies/lied/lay/laid/loid/limbo back down and saw that the time was 2:00pm and he had slept in alot. (He slept inside an alot.)
He had been having a dream about Snap and he hated it. Then he remembered that Penny was in his dream and they had gone shopping together and Snap had fallen in a fountain in the middle of the shopping centre. Then he realised... IT HAD BEEN A NIGHTMARE! Snap DIDN'T dissolve in the water!
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled, and then he got out of bed and jumped out his window.
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Aer was checking under a rock for Dude's secret admirer when she looked up and suddenly saw...an arrogant jerk! She was thrilled and cheered and then realised...oh. It was not Dude's secret admirer, but Snap, whose arrogant jerkiness had stood out amongst all the other CHALK Zoners. Aer sighed and then realised she was made of chalk so how could she sigh? Chalk water wasn't even wet.
She drank some chalk water. "Oh Snap...it's you!" she swooned and started to fall.
Snap ran up to her and held out his arms, about to catch her, but suddenly Normal Snap Mode kicked in and he let her drop to the ground. Then he laughed and called her crazy. When he was finished, he said, "Hi, do you wanna hang out with me?"
Aer looked dreamily at Snap (EEEW) and made him a picture with hairs she pulled out of her scalp. She arranged them prettily on the ground and it made a picture of a heart with "I love jerks" in the middle. Snap loved it so much that he got a tattoo on his neck for everybody to see, but because he's so DUMB, he forgot that his STUPID cape thing covered it up so nobody ever saw it (Hehehaha!).
"Where are you going?" asked Snap very rudely. He didn't even ask if he could ask her a question!
"I have to go find my boss's secret admirer," she said and rolled her eyes or "yes" as my favourite book would say! "Want to help me find her?"
"Ok," Snap said. "What does she look like?" he asked.
"She's made of chalk. She's also probably really mean and insulting and...well just look for you but a girl."
"Ok," said Snap with a happy face. "I am a jerk magnet after all!"
Suddenly he began to sing the Ballad of Jerkiness and Obnoxious Idiots to attract another arrogant CHALK Zoner, but after nine hours of nothing, Snap's voice was just horse (NEIGH!) and he had FAILED. (HAHA SNAP!)
Aer cried. She hoped her crush would be better than that...but no. He was a pathetic loser who was mean, a bully, mean, and really dumb. She suddenly wondered why Rudy had ever drawn him with a mouth. Or hands. Or ANYTHING because she was suddenly really bothered by him so much. But then...she felt herself start to slip away from reality. "Oh no..." she said worriedly. "I'm becoming redundant!" She threw her head dramatically toward Snap (then had to go get it again). "Snap...help me!"
Snap was too busy munching on biscuits. "Wha'?" he asked. "Do you want some?"
"Oh...thanks!" said Aer and took it happily. She looked at him dreamily and almost became a character again. But then...
"Here. Want some topping with that?" Snap held out his hand and squeezed some mayonnaise onto the biscuit. "This was all I could salvage from the food shorta—"
"SNAP," exclaimed Aer with a bigly annoyed tone. "I am a GIRL!" She threw the biscuits ON THE GROUUUNNDD!1! "You are such a JERK! You know how I'll feel if I'm around mayonnaise on biscuits!"
"What?" asked Snap as he chewed a biscuit. "I wasn't listening."
"Of COURSE you weren't!" shouted Aer and ran into a corner. Aer cried.
Because she no longer wanted to times, she shrank from existence. Snap stood there and he didn't care. Because he's a selfish jerk who cares nothing for the wellbeing of others. He took AGES (he's ALSO a slow eater) to eat his mayonnaise on biscuits and offered some to a bird but then tricked it and pulled it away. It was a cruel trick that only HE would do and the bird evolved.
"Congratulations!" a very peppy announcer voice guy announced peppily. "Your BIRD has evolved into a WOE IS BIRD!" he announced, and confetti poured out onto the floor and Snap slipped on it because he's not only rude and stupid, but also uncoordinated. He fell and hit his head. He got knocked out cold. Slightly.
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Rudy was pacing back and forth and woeing at the ground. Penny was in the bathroom and Rudy was waiting for her outside. He went through his many ways he had in his mind (that only he could hear) to confess to Penny but he couldn't think of anything... It was such an intense moment and then a person walked by. Rudy looked at them in slow motion and the person slowly mouthed, "I-think-you-and-Penny-are-adorable." Rudy made a heart shape with his hands. Then he thought about bursting into the girls' toilets and confessing to her then and there...how romantic would that be?
Rudy grinned as he pictured Penny's reaction.
Inside Rudy's mind...
"I DON'T LOVE YOU!" screamed Penny so...so loudly.
In the real world...
"NO!" shouted Rudy to the ceiling. The ceiling only said nothing. Rudy didn't know what to do...he was getting anxious thinking about it and suddenly wished he was in a dangerous situation so he would know what to say to Penny and finally confess. Maybe if he rung up Skrawl and made the ksuyan chase him again...just maybe...he could confess. It could happen. "NO," Rudy shouted, disgusted that he would think of ChalkZone. "That's where SNAP lives."
Snap was so obnoxious.
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Snap went on a flying fox and blah (I can't be bothered writing any of this because it's boring adventure crap whateverrrr!) then he found some colourful mini-Skrawls and went other places. He flew back to ChalkZone then got arrested for calling a policebot a birch. And nobody could help him because Aer had vanished from the chapter, rendering this chapter pretty useless!
The Kiki had to go with Snap and she also got captured because she was handing out too many laxative jars. It was way too rude to go unpunished. Snap was arrested for his general attitude.
"You need an attitude adjustment!" called the officer (he worked at an office) told him. He was a respectable Zoner, even though he was only made of chalk, and Snap's hands were in cuffs (even though they were made of chalk) that gave him singe wounds.
Snap refused to response the policebot and he began to sing about Penny. It was about how she was crazy and ankle-brained.
Penny Toof Penny'd him all the way from the girls' toilets. He got knocked out slightly.
A/N: Hahahhahehehehohohoflop SNAP deserved THAT! That's what he gets for being in too much of the story. Sorry Rudy and Penny were barely on this. DON'T WORRY I'LL GET TO THE GOOD PARTS SOON! Read my other RudytimesPenny stories in the meantime...I did BEAUTIFUL art for them!
REVIEUW!
