Artemis; no more pets. no one could replace...sniffles WHISKERS!
TV; shows easter bunny cartoon
Artemis; Butler...
Butler; start to walk out room yes...
Artemis; I want a bunny as my new pet. And not just any bunny...The Easter Bunny.
later that day...
Holly; whispers I'm sueing extra short. Fowl's getting somOOC that it's tarting to make me feel sick!
HELL YOU WILL! OH! AND SOMEONE ELSE WILL BE COMING SOON. BUT NOT NOW! IT GIVES THE READERS ANOTHER EXCUSE TO KEEP READING THIS.
Mulch; ok...
Artemis; so, anway. we are trying to catch the Easter bunny!
Kirsty; smirks you beleive in the easter bunny?
Artemis; looks confuzzled why isn't he real? doesn't he stay with Santa and the tooth fairy in Jamacia?
KIrsty; what do you- mouth covered by Butler's hand
Butler; shh! he still beleives in them!
Artemis; still looking slightly confuzzled ok, let's continue. We are now going to try to steal the easter bunny so that I can have him as a pet.
Mulch; then...
Artemis; what do you mean then?
Muclh; how does it die?
Artemis; looks hurt I'm actually very good at taking care of my pets! It was yyou who ate...sniffles WHISKERS! it was you who cut...sniffles BUTTONS! in half. it wa you who sent... sniffles GOLDDIE! into outer space and it was Holly who threw...sniffles PAWS! out a window.
Mulch; good point.
Artemis; so, here's the plan...
ten minutes later...
Artemis; in tellytubie suit why isn't anyone helping me!
Kirsty; kids from my school could be reading this.
Shannon; ditto.
Meg; I'm alergic to tellytubies.
Alexa; ditto.
Holly; I just don't want to do it.
Juliet; ditto.
Mulch; I fart too much to wera the suit.
Butler; ditto.
Eveeryone; gives him strange looks
Butler; what?
Artemis;sighs looks like I'll have to do this on my own...
AN; cliffhanger!!!!!!!
