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But you see, the whole body changed and their hormones are upsides down, so I tried to change the personalities a bit ;)
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Chapter 7 - Lesson 3 and a few problems
Sanji deeply sighed, not happy at all. She drew herself around, watching her female body in a mirror.
"That´s not fair.." she murmured. Then she took a quick glance at her friends, all wearing girl´s clothes and watching at themselves.
Again, a deep sigh escaped her dark red lips.
"What´s wrong, cook-san?" Robin suddenly stood beside the blonde, making her jump into the air.
"WAK!" she gasped, gotten more scared as a girl. The tall man chuckled "Gomen, I didn´t want to shock you" he quickly apologiezed.
"S-stop doing that, Robin-ch-..uhm, Robin." the female cook almost said Robin-chan, but in fact, it was heart-breaking for her, she couldn´t bring herself to name a strong and taller man then herself to call ´ - chan´...that just seemed wrong to her.
"I-I...the others all have so..so big boobs, but look at me..." to say that Sanji was embarrassed as she said that was a true understatement. She wanted to dig a deep, dark hole, jump in and hide away from that almost creepy Robin...
In fact, Sanji was the only girl of them that didn´t have such a big chest as Nami´s or Robin´s usual female bodies. And it was depressing for her. That and other things.
"I see. But don´t worry, you can be a nice girl even without b-" the twenty-eight-years-old man started, but the other suddenly cut him off in mid-sentence.
"But what if I don´t want to be a girl?" she complained, completely unhappy of their actual situation.
"I know, I don´t want to be a man either, but..." Robin answered, blushing slightly as he looked at Sanji in underwear.
"What?" Sanji blinked, following Robin´s glance.
"Uh..." now the archaelogis was at a loss of words. So he quickly changed the subject, stopping Sanji from asking another annoying questions. "Anyways, you must show the men that you are confident and strong, and they´ll keep an eye on you, believe me. You need the right appearance to gain the guy´s attention, and then-" again, Sanji cut in.
"But Robin! What do you think? Should I go and search for a boyfriend or what? I don´t want guys looking at my ass, nor having sex with me!" she shrieked, wide-eyed and already forgotten about the fact the archaeologist had blushed at the her body.
"Uhh..yeah, yeah...I guess you´re right.." Robin stuttered unsurely. Sanji rose her curly brow, not quite understand what kind of Robin stood in front of her..what did those hormones do to the usual calm and clever dark-skinned (wo-) man?
"You alright, Robin-chw- ..Robin?" Sanji eyed the other man suspiciously. Something was wrong with him, but what?
"I´m just a little confused, that´s everything.." the archaelogist answered, turning to Franky who was busy with dressing, well you could call it that...in fact the female cyborg had a hell of problems getting herself into another (pink) tight dress of Robin.
"Ah, wait, I´ll help you, cyborg-san.." Robin giggled in his deep voice, almost seeming to be normal again.
Sanji scratched her blond locks, not quite understanding. Then she turned around, looking at herself in the mirror again, and again, she let out a high sigh, collapsing onto the floor. "Thad is jusd nodd faahaair..." she whined desperated, envying the other girls of their bigger chests...she again looked at at herself, wondering why it was her to get a small chest. She sighed.
Sanji then slowly eyed the blue top and the black skirt Nami had given her.
Should I really wear that..? It´s so embarrassing, damn! I´m still a guy, and with all these beauties here...´ Sanji looked around in the room, watching her nakama changing clothes. But in fact, she, to her own surprise, didn´t get a nosebleed as usual when she saw one of the girls in bikinis..
´I need a smoke.´ she thought and went outside, not bothering she only wore a (not fitting) bra and shorts.
"HEY!" Nami yelled, his deep voice echoing through the room. Immediately Luffy and Usopp stopped in their actions, looking at the orange-haired man who glared down at the two.
Usopp and the other girl gulped. " Uh-oh..."
Nami, a shadow above her face, making him even more dangerous looking, stepped forwards. He then slowly pulled a bra that was hanging on Nami´s right ear off, holding it in front of the two scared girls.
"What. The. Fucking. Hell." He slowly spoke. A shiver went through Usopp´s and Luffy´s bodies and both of them found themselves shivering, thightly hugging the other.
Now the whole room was silent, everyone watching the two cowards bibbering onto the floor, clutching onto each other (poor Usopp, her face slowly turning blue at the lack of oxygen), needlessy to say Luffy didn´t even notice she was practicly suffocating her comrade with both hands aroung the curly haired girl´s neck.
"Lu-Lu-Lu..!" Usopp coughed, her eyes rolling back, exposing a white back of the eyes. Luffy nodded scared, not taking her eyes off of Nami, and stottered in return:
"I-I k-k-know..w-w-we´re i-in deep sh-sh-shit..!" Sweat ran down her face, waiting for Nami to hit them.
Nami rose an eyebrow at that, sweatdropping. Then he rose his hand, Luffy instinctly ducked, and Nami...
pointed his index finger out at the two.
"Stop being so childish." he simply spoke, handing the bra over to a very stunned Luffy and a finally again breathing Usopp. "A-a-air..." Usopp sighed, happy about that Luffy eventually put off her (still) strong hands off her.
To say all present people in the room were taken aback by that soft male side of Nami was an understatement. A huge one.
"N-N-nani?" Zoro stuttered, " Usopp and Luffy had a..uh..kind of a ..bra war, shooting one of them at Nami, and all sh..uhm, he does is telling them to stop?" the female swordsman had big questionmarks above her head, not understanding what the hell was wrong with them all. But then she realized something, looking down at herself.
"And besides that, why THE HELL DO I WEAR THAT SHITTY DRESS OF NAMI?" a deep shade of crimson appeared on her cheeks, and when the others turned to her, they all started to laugh very hard seeing the strong swords(wo-)man like an embarrassed little girl. And when Nami asked if he could make to topknots of Zoro´s long hair, this would look cute on her, the poor and ashamed female couldn´t take it anymore.
With a loud ´AAAARGH!´ she raced out of the room, holding her dress up to her hip so she wouldn´t stumble over it. Nami felt a small trail of blood escaping his nose as he (and the others) had a great view at Zoro´s ass. The door was slammed shut and the green-haired woman made a run for it as fast as the dress allowed her to.
"Navigator, your nose is bleeding.." Robin, in his ´male´ modus, told the younger man.
Nami gasped, his eyes wide as plates, and this time it was his turn to run out of the room, ashamed.
"What´s wrong with Nami-bro?" Franky asked irritated. She and Luffy didn´t really understand what was going on with their friends. Usopp just sat there, a knowing smirk onto her face. "We´re not the only one with problems, hee hee.." she commented, looking at the only remainding man in the room.
Robin noticed the other two followed Usopp´s glance, his eyebriw twitching. "Don´t stare like that at me. It´s disgraceful!" With that he stemmed his hands into his hip, posing like a boxer with a dangerous glance at the other three.
"W-wow..male Robin is so scary..." Usopp murmured.
"W-WAAH! RELEASE US, DEMON!" Luffy dramatically fell to her knees, causing Usopp and Franky to copy the capitan´s actions. Unfortunately that comment plus the begging act made Robin even more pissed off.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DEMON?"
"KYAAA! GOMEN!"
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`What are they doing there? I think I shouldn´t have left Robin all alone with them´ Nami thought. After his awkward nosebleed in the room he raced out of it as fast as possible, unfortunately just to directly bumping into the one who caused this: the female swordsman. Nami´s eyes had widened as he felt more blood coming out of his nose, and he quickly mumbling an apologize, leaving a very irritated Zoro behind. The male Navigator immediately went straight to the bathroom, hiding away from all the beauties.
When he thought back at that, he gulped once more. ´What is wrong with me? I´m getting nosebleed by watching girls! I´M A GIRL!
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´...ok, ok...well, I used to be one..but I´m not a lesbian, am I?´ he grabbed his head, frustrated. ´Drat, this whole gender swap thing is getting on my nerves...I hope we´ll find this f****** island soon..!´
Outside, on the railling was a slender girl with long blond locks leaning, taking a long and deep inhalte of her cigarette. After a few seconds she blew it out, deeply sighing.
"My beautiful Nami-swan...and my cute Robin-chwan..! What happened to you? What did this shitty cursed lake do to my precious angels?" she didn´t even notice she spoke loud for everyone to hear, but luckily the others were not on the grassy deck. Well, except for Zoro.
The female was sitting with her back leaned onto the mast, carefully listening to Sanji´s awkward words, chuckling to herself. Oh, she would give everything for one of those recording dials of the Skyisland...!
Sanji, not noticing his worst enemy was hearing everything, went on. "Oh, oh,...your beautiful faces, and now, so...so..male! I-I can´t take it...and the worst thing..I DUN´ WANNA ADMIRE THE OTHER MALE-TURNED-FEMALEHEHEE!" with that, she throw her arms over her eyes, falling to the grassy ground, crying her heart out.
Zoro had a hard time holding in the laughers that tried so desperately to get released into the world, biting down onto her tongue. She quickly went away from her place, not wanting to get caught by a depresst and female cheese head.
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"Okay, today everything went wrong! Completely! I and Nami thought about it, and we decided to pretend like this day hasn´t happened. Got it?"
"HAI, Robin-san!" the others, including Nami, saluted in front of the archaelogist.
"Good girls. So now listen carefully! I am going to teach you a lesson!" the tall man grumbled and the others squeezed in shock.
"N-Na-nani..?" Usopp gasped, suddenly scared of the male archaelogist who had changed so much.
The girls and Nami hold onto each other for dear life, full of fear. Suddenly, the dark haired woman spoke again.
"I am going to teach you the third lesson!" Robin yelled, causing everyone to sigh in relieve. No punishment, thank godness...
Robin, noticing the sudden mood change from scared and respectfull to relieved and uncaring to what Robin said. He grumbled, getting everyone´s attention.
"SO PAY ATTENTION!" he yelled angrily, causing the girls and Nami to gulp in fear.
Again, they saluted. "H-hai, ROBIN-SAN!"
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Sorry, it´s really short! I will make the next one longer! ;D
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