AN: Well, I got this done. And just before the month ended at that. I was procrastinating a little with this chapter since I was more focused in my other stories but whatever. I feel this particular chapter to be a little barebones since I planned to use several media cuts for wonder woman explanation, but then Thor VS Wonder Woman came out and it ended up using many of the scenes I had planned for this chapter. So I got fucked and now I have to save them for that battle. Bummer….
Anyway, Not much to say, only that I can finally move on to the next battle.
Disclaimer: I own nothing everything belongs to their respective owners.
Rogue VS Wonder Woman
After Mirajane looked through the menu for the right episode and pressed play on the remote again, the next episode of Death Battle began with Boomstick making an advertisement of a site called Go Daddy. Once the introduction of the episode is in full swing, images of dozens of female superheroines wearing unique outfits for combat are shown. Some are modest, others, not so much.
(*Cue "Invader — Jim Johnston"*)
Wiz: Superheroines. Millions have drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
The girls in the guild are surely going to like this. Not only are female combatants being part of the show besides the male combatants and praised for their own merits, but they are also superheroines from comic books. Natsu and Happy have read lots of them in their free time; Mirajane, Cana and even Erza have read a few that they came across, however Lucy is the only one who doesn't know much about comics since she has rarely had the opportunity to read one because of her father's strict standards, though she admits to be curious about the subject.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just to be drawn the way they're drawn.
Jocelyn: Why I'm not surprised…
Now that made the Fairies distrustful, considering Boomstick's perverted tendencies, he was probably commenting about something dirty. The only one not to get a clue was Natsu, who looked at the screen with a puzzled expression. "I don't get it…"
Cana looked at Natsu with suspicion. "Natsu… You cannot be that dense right…?"
"What do you mean by that…?" The Salamander asked with some affront.
"Nevermind…"
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...
Boomstick: … And Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
Wiz: He's Boomstick, she's Jocelyn, and I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!
"Now that sounds promising…!" Loke said with a perverted grin on his face.
"I know what you mean!" Wakaba agreed with a stupid grin of his own.
Several of the younger members of the guild began to have a bad feeling about Boomstick enjoying this episode a little too much for comfort. One could only hope he doesn't say anything overtly embarrassing as he has been saying a lot of crap already, but somehow, the fairies suspected they were not going to be that lucky.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills…
Boomstick: And maybe a few other things.
Yeah… Not luck at all. Ugh, they should have known better than to expect anything different from Boomstick, might as well tolerate him as much as possible. Again…
Anyway, the first contestant is a young woman wearing a green and grey mixed skintight suit. Her hair is curly and brown with a big white streak on the front.
Rogue
Wiz: Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel, in particular, we will use the most well known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show.
"Does that mean this girl has a lot of powers? I wonder what those could be." Lucy said with a puzzled expression.
POWER ABSORPTION
Activated Through Contact
Absorbs Memories, Talents, Personalities and Abilities (Everybody was surprised by this)
Temporary Transfer
Can Use Copied Abilities(Everybody was surprised)
Can be Lethal Through Prolonged Contact (Everybody was terrified)
Wiz: Her deadliest weapon is her own skin. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whenever superhuman or not, to use for herself.
"Some mages have the ability to absorb certain elements to restore their magical reserves like Natsu's does when he eats fire, and even some can directly consumme the magical energies of other mages." Lucy began to explain. "And as we all well know, if a person loses too much of its magical energy it will end up putting his own life at risk. But stealing their memories and powers, that's a new one and potentially terrifying ability. It's too much like Shang-Tsung for my liking…"
"Yes… Only some very especific types of mages are able to absorb energy from sources other than lacrimas." Laki Olietta commented iddly in thought, a hand rubbing at her chin. "I wish I could be able to research the ability of this Rogue…"
Boomstick: To bad it knocks them out cold, and if she holds on long enough, it's game over.
Wiz: Tenacious foes, like Juggernaut, can resist it, but in the end, no one is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.
Jocelyn: Yeah like going shit-bat crazy if she absorbs too much powers from several different people as their memories and consciousness begin to overlap with her psyche, plus she runs the risk in transforming in some monster straight out of a B-rate horror movie.
A clip is shown of a teenage rogue using various power she had absorbed, causing her untold pain. Another scene shows her having metal skin, glowing red eyes and a wing.
"Damn! That's some gruesome shit right there. Now I'm going to have nightmares…" Gray declared with a grimace, touching his temple with a hand.
Now that's something to be wary off, though most people in their world are naturally wary of those who are able to absorb the magical power of other mages, side effects is not something that the mages of Earth Land have to usually worry about unless they're performing dark magic. Several like Mirajane and Lucy were also distressed by the notion that Rogue can't touch anyone for any significant amount of time without risking killing someone by means she cannot have any kind of physical contact with other people, any kind of romantical relationship would be off-limits for her and whatever friends she might managed to have would have to be kept at arms length for their own safety. She must be really lonely as result. Natsu and Happy thought it cool, though they were not 100% okay with the fact that she could harm others lethally, even her own friends.
Ms. MARVEL'S POWERS
Super Strength
Flight at Subsonic Speed
Near-Invulnerability
Enhanced Reflexes
Telepathic Resistance
Seventh Sense
(Cue X Men theme hard rock remix)
Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability. Not that I blame her, though. I'd be holding on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could. Plus, when she's unconscious I could…
A scene of Rogue holding a voluptuous blonde dressed in a dark one-piece jumpsuit with gloves, boots and face-mask of the same color as they struggled and flew through the air is shown. Several of the most perverted guild-members like Wakaba, Warren and Loke began to have nosebleeds at the scene; on the other hand, Erza wasn't amused. Before the queen fairy could open her mouth, Wiz quickly stepped in.
Wiz: Boomstick! Absorbing all of Ms. Marvel powers caused her some serious mental trauma as she began to have visions of Ms. Marvel tormenting her for stealing her life.
A scene is shown of Rogue flying through the air, trying out Ms. Marvel's powers by ramming through a tree, only for a phantasmal apparition of the blonde heroine to suddenly appear flying at Rogue's side.
"You stole my powers! You stole my life!"
The vision accused before transforming into a hideous creepy monster that caused Rogue fall off from the sky in fright and smash into the ground.
"Holy fuck that's horrifying!" Vijeeter exclaimed in shock. "Her powers certainly cause more troubles than what they are worth."
Jocelyn: Dialing back on the creep factor a little bit, although her abilities have caused her a great deal of inconviniences over the years, it also has saved her life in more than one ocassion.
A scene is shown of Rogue lying on her bed at night, unable to sleep due to a series of moans and groans coming from one of the nearby rooms. The image changes to show a rather hairy and savage looking man seemingly in the middle of a nightmare, Rogue enters in the man's room and approaches his bed before trying to gently wake him up.
"Logan…"
But the man seemed deaf to her pleads, images of shadowy silohuettes, masked men, syringes and green water plaguing his dreams.
"Logan, wake up…"
Yet it seemed it wasn't a great idea to try to disturb the sleep of such troubled man, as unexpectedly and without notice, Logan opens his eyes and lunges at Rogue with a savage scream. Rogue led out a yelp of her own as Logan plunged a hand towards her torso. A sound of metal being brandished and ramming into flesh was heard, before the two screaming people suddenly felt silent. The man and the girl stared at each other's eyes for a few seconds, until Rogue let out a gasp, that's when recognition seemed to return into Logan's stare who looked atRogue with a horrified expression. The camera view panned out and showed that the man had popped out some long and sharp looking metal claws from his knuckles, which he had used to stab Rogue through her right lung, the tips of the metal claws sticking out prominently from her back.
Cana spat her drink immediately at seeing such scene. "Pffft! Holy shit he killed her!" She exclaimed in shock.
"That's fucked up!" Gray declared, taken aback.
With a metallic Knit sound, the claws went back inside Logan's hand, Rogue's eyes widened a little in what most surely had been a rather painful sensation, and just remained there were she was standing unable to utter a single word, just some random gasps and grimaces of pain. Logan, having regained his senses, began to call for help.
"Help me…"
Yet it seemed no one was able to hear his weak requests for aid, so Logan began to shout much harder and louder.
"Somebody help!"
Rogue seemed at the edge of fainting, unable to remain standing on her own volition. Logan didn't know what to do and only looked on in despair. The girl weakly began to lift a hand towards the face of the distressed man, but before he could say anything, Rogue touched the side of his face with the tips of her fingers. The girl's powers began to take effect immediately, and one could clearly see how Logan began to have his life being sucked away by the girl's touch, his veins bulging painfully and his skin taking an ashen coloration.
The girl seemed just as surprised as him, but as she continued leeching his life, the bleeding orifices on her back began to close and heal until there was nothing but pristine skin were there once was angry red wounds. From behind Rogue, several youngsters began to trickle into the doorway, staring in surprise as how the girl slowly continued draining Logan's life. That is until several adults dressed in pajamas and bathrobes arrived in the scene, a red-head woman, a brunette short-haired man wearing ruby-tinted eyeglasses and a white-haired dark-skinned woman, who turned on the lights and broke the daze in which Rogue had fallen in. Letting go of Logan, who simply toppled into the floor unconscious. The red-head woman quickly rushed to Logan's side, holding his head from up from touching the wood floorboards.
"Scott, grab a pillow…"
Rogue simply looked sadly at the dark-skinned woman as the other two adults tended to the fallen Logan.
"It was an accident…"
She simply said, before walking out of the room in a hurry. The children and young teens huddling at the doorway parting away from her as if she were a leper. Not wanting to suffer the same fate that had befallen Logan.
The members of Fairy Tail just stared, correctly figuring out that Rogue must have a hard life with the fear of seriously hurting the people close to her the same way she did Logan and causing them to rear back in fear away from her. Even Natsu could understand the hardships she must deal with everyday.
Wiz: She's also gained a seventh sense, the ability to subconsciously predict her opponents' move.
Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't always seems to work. That or the writers forget about it, 'cause Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.
Wiz: For plot convenience.
Jocelyn: Typical.
"That's lame." Natsu declared loudly, Happy agreeing with him. What a disappointing revelation for a heroine that had been proven herself a unique action girl until now.
Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.
Most of the fairies blushed at that remark. No man can expect to say such a thing in front of the female members of the guild and hope to walk away unscatched, especially when in the presence of Erza and/or Mirajane. Boomstick is starting to run his mouth again.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz. While she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either. She's a classy southern belle, who'd I like to take out to dinner.
Wiz: who can fly, lift buildings, and can kill people just by touching them.
Boomstick: Nevermind!
Jocelyn: I actually would like to see Boomstick try to date someone like Rogue. I bet it would be entertaining to watch!
Rogue: Ain't that enough?
Rogue is really unique, but her story doesn't seem to have been extensively detailed like the combatants of the previous episode … In retrospective, Most of the first fights in first season seem to be lacking too much detail in their backstories as well. The show needs to pay further attention to their combatants' backgrounds to make things more interesting. Anyway, most of the guild finds her unique ability to absorb powers through skin contact to be interesting, but it sounds to be quite lethal and troublesome for any use outside of combat, and the show makes no mention about the exact control she has over her own abilities. Levy even suspects she might never be able to touch or hug anyone, though;she might wear gloves and other kind of clothes and protection to prevent that, but still no skin contact. Most of the other fairies see her as a capable young woman able to manage on her own despite this… At any rate, time to move with the next contestant.
Wonder Woman
The woman they saw at the end of Akuma VS Shang Tsung episodeappears as the next contestant, now named Wonder Woman. They also notice a few other things they missed. Wonder Woman is also wearing red high boots and she also appears to wield a rope that could be a lasso.
Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman.
Boomstick: With superboobies!
Erza is beggining to get pissed at Boomstick's sick, perverted jokes, one of her eyebrows twitching incontrolably as a vein began to pulse in the side of her forehead. Most of the male guild-members wisely chose not to make any comment and simply gave her a wide berth, trying the best they could not to show how much terrified they were on the inside.
They all prayed for things not getting any worse and beyond the suggestive.
Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors…
Boomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread! Designer of the Wonderbra!
Lucy was face-palming hard after that dumbass declaration, most of the others were just chuckling at the silly joke.
Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!
Boomstick: See, I can do it too Wiz.
Jocelyn: Except that unlike you, we are not blowing air out of our asses. In any case, what you just said it's old news Wiz. The story of Wonder Woman being crafted from clay by her mother and given life by Zeus has been disproven as a lie that her mother created to keep her safe from the wrath of vengeful gods like Hera since it turns out Wonder Woman is in fact Zeus' daughter, conceived after his godly father seduced and slept with her mother. Making Wonder Woman essentially a demi-goddess.
Now this caught the fairies interest, they're not actually surprised of Zeus being her father since the king of the gods has a long-standing reputation of infidelity and womanizer. But the revelation of Wonder Woman being a demi-goddess certainly came as a surprise.
Wiz: Anyway, Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.
The girls were amazed at this amazing figure before them. A goddess in all but name, based on all the things revealed so far about her power.
"I wonder if I could ever look as good as her." Levy said, feeling self-concious and looking down with a frown at her slim, lithe and fragile body that didn't have a single ounce of muscle in it. A dark cloud of depression suddenly began to rumble above her head.
Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper, a patriotic stripper.
"I'll let him off the hook on that one since many of my own armors cover just as much or less than hers." Erza said simply in an emotionless tone. "But I do so just to show those who would look down of me for being a woman just exactly who is that's kicking their asses. And proud of it…"
MASTER COMBATANT
Trained Since Childhood (Erza, Mickey, Elfman, Nab and Wang approved)
Skilled at Armed and Unarmed Combat (Erza, Mickey, Elfman, Nab and Wang liked this)
Prefers Fist Over Blades (Elfman approves of this)
The Best of The Amazons (Erza approves)
Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the amazons as master combatant since childhood. She duelled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman.
Erza nodded in approval. "Seems she was groomed to be a powerful warrior from an early age.
Wonder Woman does sound to be a remarkable fighter, and the only one so far of the combatants they've seen to have been raised and trained since birth to become a hero. Then again, in ancient myth, the children of gods and mortals were usually the focus of a great destiny, and were depicted as the main heroes in most of the old stories and legends.
Wiz: Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by ancient Greek gods and goddesses.
Now this was surprising for many of the guild-members since although the Greek gods and goddesses also exist in their world, they rarely involve themselves in the affairs of mortals anymore. So the news of someone receiving a direct blessing from them is a big deal. Though they wonder if their versions of the gods are the same or different from their own.
POWERS FROM DEMETER
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability [Resists all but Blades and Bullets]
Magic resistance (Everybody was surprised)
Enhanced Healing Factor
Wiz: From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability.
(cue Justice League Main Theme)
Boomstick: 'And you know that bitch mailman god with the wingy shoes?
The image of a rather effeminate-looking blue guy wearing winged sandals, a toga and glasses was shown, before changing into a more classical depiction of the Greek deity.
Wiz: Hermes?
POWERS FROM HERMES
Flight up to Mach-5 Speed (Happy was amazed)
Superhuman Reflexes [Faster than Superman]
Superhuman Speed [Up to Hyper-Sonic] (Vijeeter was amazed)
Boomstick: Whatever. He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speeds.
OTHER POWERS
Enhanced Sight, Smell, Hearing, Touch, Taste
Multi-Lingual (Levy, Lucy and Laki like this one. They've learned a lot of languages from all the books they have read)
Increased Wisdom (Lucy and Levy approve)
Superior Empathy
Animal Rapport (Happy approves)
Other Useless Stuff (What qualifies as useless stuff anyway?)
Wiz: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.
Boomstick: Besides the obvious cannons resting right below her neck, she's got pretty bizarre mixed with weaponry.
Erza gave a flat look at Boomstick's comment, and decided to ignore it to pay better attention to the analisis of Wonder Woman's weapons.
LASSO OF TRUTH
Forged by Hephaestus (Everybody was amazed)
Unbreakable (Erza was intrigued)
Infinitely Elastic
Forces Prisoners to Tell the Truth
Boomstick: Her Lasso of Truth is a piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.
Simple but effective, Erza admits, though its mystical properties to make prisoners tell the truth intrigues her. It would have certainly come in handy to her while tracking and investigating what the Eisenwald guild is up to.
A scene is shown of a majestic throne room built in classical Greek style, in the middle of the room, a man is on his knees tied with the lasso of truth around his torso while Diana and an older, yet still beautiful woman with a great deal of resemblance to her (probably her mother) are standing in front of the man.
Diana's mother (Hippolyta): What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?
Man tied up (Col. Steve Trevor): God, your daughter's got a nice rack.
Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!
Cana coughed into her fist "Well… It really doesn't seem he's lying to me." She awkwardly chuckled as she tried to hide her blush. There's no way to deny how many of the female members of the guild are very attractive and well endowed, and they knew it. That's the reason why many of them pose for magazines to gain some extra jewels, there's no doubt that many men, young and old, have had depraved thoughts and fantasied over the girls, not that Cana or any of the others would mind, though. Levy was blushing and beginning to feel slightly depressed about her own body again. Such things as always flew over Natsu's head.
BOOMERANG TIARA
Returns After Each Use
Razor-Sharp Edge
Can Cut Through Most Substances
Wiz: She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using it's razor sharp edge to slice open her enemies' throats.
Gruesome, but effective. Though most of the fairies rarely kill while on a job, they all are experienced enough to know that lethal measures are part of the reality of working in a guild, so the members of Fairy Tail could forgive Wonder Woman's predilections for slicing throats as long as she reserves it for the bad guys only.
BRACELETS OF SUBMISSION
Indestructible
Formed From the Aegis of Zeus (Everybody was surprised)
Blocks Blades, Bullets, Beams, and other attacks
Can Discharge Lightning
Boomstick: Wonder Babe wears the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus' legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks.
That caught Erza's attention; bracelets like those would surely give her a significant improvement to her defense. "I wouldn't mind having a pair of those bracelets" She commented, it would be a nice addition to her arsenal that could be used in conjuction with other of her armor sets.
Wiz: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, even killing the Greek God of War, Ares.
The Fairies were left stupefied by that. Killing a god! That's the sort of thing that only happens in the old epics and legends. Wonder Woman must truly be a real badass to accomplish a feat like that.
Boomstick: Hear that, Kratos. A chick beat you to it!
"Who is Kratos?" Mirajane asked with a puzzled expression.
Lucy shrugged. "I don't know. Some other combatant…"
Wonder Woman is now seen striking her shield against a green-haired woman's neck.
Wonder Woman: Let's see you smile now!
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: But first, I need singles from my very own stripper, thanks to Go Daddy.
As the Fairies wait for the start of the battle they begin to dwell in all of the skills that Wonder seems to possess. She's fast and a capable leader with impressive weapons forged by the gods. A powerful fighter, warrior and symbol for women everywhere with wisdom and great skills of her own to booth. And finally, she has a respectable position based on her royal and divine status and hard work, something that none of the fairies could disagree.
In any case, seeing who would win between these two superheroines was certainly going to be quite the treat. The mages simply couldn't decide who to root for. Though Wonder Woman has the upper hand in combat skills as she is a more trained fighter with an array of useful weapons she carries on her person, Rogue seems more than capable of taking whatever her opponent can dish thanks to her ability of absorbing the powers of others with a touch. It's tough to say who will be victorious. The fairies don't really care who actually wins as long as it's a good fight to watch and the reasons behind a winner's victory are good. With that said, there's nothing more but to move to the fight.
Boomstick: Now it's time for a catfight Death Battle!
(Cue Rogue's theme from X-Men vs Street Fighter)
Rogue is seen flying high in the sky. Unaware to her, a transparent silhouette of a jet appears in the background, blending with the sky and making it very hard to spot. A dark figure suddenly flies out of the jet at sonic speeds and slams into Rogue with a kick right to the face that knocked the southern belle off the sky, showing herself to be wonder woman. Rogue manages to land safely on the ground without much trouble in front of a snack bar, making Natsu to start having cravings.
"A snack bar? Man that makes me hungry… Mirajane don't you have some peanuts lying around somewhere…? I've suddenly start wishing for something salty."
"Yeah…!" Happy agreed loudly.
Mirajane became thoughtful for a few seconds before answering the Salamander. "Mmmm… I think I have some behind the counter, let me check…"
Meanwhile, Rogue was dusting herself off, Wonder woman lands in front of her looking for trouble and soon both superheroines raise their guard, ready to do battle.
FIGHT!
Before Rogue could even make a move, Wonder Woman takes off her tiara and hurls it at the X-woman, striking Rogue right in the face as she was rushing towards her opponent and drawing blood with a nasty cut. With Rogue stunned for a split second, Wonder Woman quickly zips behind her and punts her with enough force to send Rogue flying across the street. The Amazon intercepts Rogue mid-air and begins to pummel her with a barrage of kicks to the abdomen that's followed by Diana flying past Anna and receiving her with a punch right in the back.
The members of Fairy Tail cringed at that punch.
"Ouch! That's going leave a mark..." Gray exclaimed with a wince.
"Uh huh…" Natsu agreed with an idle nod as he stuffed his mouth with peanuts.
With Rogue stunned again, Wonder Woman unfurls her Lasso of Truth and binds her with it before flinging her around and start slamming her in tandem on both sides of the street time and again, crating craters with each hit. Rogue is then reeled in towards Diana like a fish on a line before being sent into the sky by an uppercut to the chin. As Anna is left soaring through the air, Wonder Woman then starts zippingback and forth around Rouge, punching her hard everytime she passes her by at supersonic speeds.
(cue X-Men theme hard rock remix)
The punches keep coming until Wonder Woman hits the X-woman in the face. Diana then suddenly feels like part of her powers, and even part of herself, is getting sucked away by her opponent. Leaving the Amazon ultimately dazed an unable to react.
The mages then remembered what Rogue is able to do.
"Oh yeah. She can absorb other people's powers and life force through skin contact." Lucy said, blinking in realization.
Rogue took advantage of this as she removed her glove and touched WonderWoman's bare leg with her hand and began to absorb even more of her powers, leaving Diana pale and weak. The Amazon with a burst of superhuman effort, manage to struggle and successfully break free from the Southern Belle grip, however, Rogue had absorb enough of her power to increase her strength, speed and resilience to much higher levels than before, leaving Diana at an obvious disadvantage.
As Wonder Woman tries to remain conscious after getting her life literally sucked out of her, Rogue slams into her and begins to pummels her in the back with a barrage of punches, finalizing her assault by attacking from the front and elbowing her right in the neck beforepushing her back with a quick 3-kick combo.
"Looks like Rogue has turned the tables on her opponent." Wakaba said with a grunt.
Wonder Woman recovers with a flip in the air and tries to catch Rogue again with her Lasso. But the Mutant is ready this time. She catches the rope and hurls Diana to the ground with both arms. Rogue then lands behind Wonder Woman, but in a split second, Wonder Woman zips behind Rogue and tries to slash her by throwing her tiara. Rogue counters the tiara with a back-hand, (Propelling the tiara back towards Wonder Woman's head) before launching her into the air by connecting a slide kick into her ankles and following up with an uppercuts that hits her in the abdomen. Diana tries to counter attack by punching Rogue repeatedly at super speed and tries to finish her combo with a roundhouse kick which Rogue manages to successfully block and counter with a backward flip kick that launches Wonder Woman again into the air.
The fight is getting intense as both female fighters are bouncing back and forth as they tear into each other. Who will get the upper hand?
Rogue follows Diana into the air but loses sight of the Amazon. Wonder Woman, out of nowhere, starts speed blitzing Rogue again from all sides for a handful of seconds until Rogue manages to block a punch and gives the Amazon a taste of her own medicine by speed-blitzing her in turn. The music intensifies as the two are now flying around at high speeds, tossing punches and blocking each other, trying to gain the advantage. Wonder Woman sends Rogue to the ground with a dive kick. The mages watching begin to feel tense, sensing this will be the final standoff. As the two female warriors glare at each other at ground level, Wonder Woman suddenly dashes forward with a flying kick.
Big Mistake.
Rogue ducks under the kick and gains the upperhand by grabbing Wonder Woman from beneath.
"Goodnight, Sugar."
Rogue plants her lips on Wonder Woman's, sucking all of her life in a single instance and sealing the match. Wonder Woman simply collapses to the ground, dead as a doornail as Rogue assumes a victory pose in turn.
K.O!
Many of the female fairies were blushing after seeing what had just happened, the males on the other hands were sporting nosebleeds. Loke was passed out in the floor while Natsu and Happy were staring with shocked gobsmacked expressions. This development certainly caught everybody off-guard. Well, on with the results. Boomstick better not…
(Cue X-Men Movie Theme)
Boomstick: Woo-hoo-hoo! This goes down in history as the best DEATH BATTLE ever!
...make another joke about this.
Wiz: Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then, she touched Rogue's face.
Boomstick: Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally, she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints and, well the face.
Wiz: In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training.
Jocelyn: Talk about being hoisted by your own petard.
That made sense, Rogue wasn't wearing a mask so her bare skin of her face was the reason she had been lucky to absorb Wonder Woman's power at the start. Otherwise, she would've been pummeled to death.
Boomstick: And her stripper outfit. Her leg was begging to be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere.
The girls angrily blushed again. Lucy and Levy hastily covered their chests with their arms while the rest simply didn't do anything but blush, except Erza, who was angrily grinding her teeth. When will Boomstick ever shut up?! Again, the males did the wise thing and remained silent.
Wiz: Wonder Woman's powers may be godly, *Picture of the Juggernaut appears* but Rogue has take similar powers before, so there's no reason to say she couldn't here. Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own power gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide.
"That sounds a pretty unfair now that I think about" Lucy said. Absorbing powers by skin contact does sound like a pretty unfair advantage once you start to seriously think about it. It seems the best way to beat Rogue is too stay away from her and attack her from a distance with long range attacks and weaponry, or wear skin covering cloths.
Boomstick: A few high flying combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes.
Wiz: And with her combined speed, reflexes, and seventh sense, she outmaneuvered Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss.
"Never would I have imagined that a kiss could be so lethal?" Nab Lasaro harrumped with a blush.
"Heart stopping!" Happy declared loudly
Boomstick: Rogue sure "made out" this fight.
Wiz: The Winner is Rogue.
Fairy Tail really liked the fight despite everything. The high speed action and counters were eye catching and tense to enjoy. It would have been less shameful If Rogue killed Wonder Woman in another way. Well, the truth is it wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for Boomstick's pervy comments.
Anyway, with the battle done, Mirajane pauses the episode since she has no interest in seeing the next battle preview.
"Well… That was some episode…" She said to try and break the silence.
"It was a good battle but I could have done without all those comments…" Erza said with a non-comittal grunt.
"Let's see another one!" Natsu declared pumping a fist, Happy agreeing with him.
"No, Natsu! Remember that you need to get ready for our little mission you agreed to help me tomorrow!" Erza stated, shutting down the Salamander's idea.
"Awww! C'mon Erza! The train doesn't depart until tomorrow, just one last episode please!" He begged before getting and idea. "How about if you chose the next episode…?"
"What me…?" The queen of fairies seem a little taken aback by that suggestion haven't expected it at all.
"That's a good idea Erza. As you've just joined us in watching these episodes, you should choose one to your liking to see if it has anything that might interest you." Mirajane said with a happy face, agreeing with Natsu's recommendation.
"I wouldn't know where to even start…" Erza said with clear misgivings.
"Well Luckily, the inside of the cases of each of the discs which hold the episodes seem to have a list with a small overview of each fight." Mirajane said, pulling out a small sheet of paper from the case of the first season and handing it to Erza.
The red-haired mage apprehensively began to rapidly go over the list until finally making a choice. "Well… How about this one…" She said, showing her pick to the silver-haired bartender.
"Link VS Cloud…?"
"Does that mean you're going to let us watch another episode?" Natsu asked excitedly.
Erza replied with a nod. "Yes… but this will be the last one for today…" She declared.
"That's fine, as long as we can watch another one…" Natsu said, waving Erza off.
"Well, in that case let's get started!" Mirajane declared before starting to go through the menus with the remote.
So yeah, our next battle is Link VS Cloud due to popular demand. Whatever, I'm not so sure which scenes of the games to depict since most of those games are mute. So I expect it to be a little light too in the additional scenes department, I should better focus more in the reactions of the guild members if it comes to that.
By the by. I've been feeling the plot bunnies nagging me as of late. You all know I've just recently posted a new story, but now I'm being tormented by ideas for more. I want to write another react story, but this time with the characters of Overwatch. I will name it, Overwatch Reacts To Random Shit. Yes, that's how I'm going to call it and it's final. You all can see how much effort I put in these react stories by their title alone. I do admit I don't take them seriously at all. They are something to distract me for my more plot-heavily oriented ones.
I also got ideas for two different RWBY crossover stories. But I'm not going to start on those until the fifth season ends, and I could even push them until the end of the sixth. Depends on whatever happens in this season, how many relevant revelations and how more background of the world is shown. Also if my workload doesn't get in the way.
But Anyway, as always, don't forget to leave a review and tell me what you think, recommend my stories to your friends and visit my and I'll read you all next time.
