Until this point, Hogun had been the most composed of the Fellowship. Never had he lost control. But not anymore. His adorable hair-bunch had turned to ruin and now stuck out at the sides. His complexion had exploded with zits.
"I CAN'T TAAAKE THIS ANYMORE!" He raged, while smashing everything in his path. Loki and Thor fruitlessly tried to restrain him. Fandral was too busy sobbing. Volstagg was too busy keeping the house cool, due to his mistake with the recycling bin last week.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hogun roared, punching a hole through the wall of their makeshift igloo.
The very second he did so, the fellowship heard a loud crack.
Loki poked his head outside the Fellowship's igloo and could never have been prepared for what he saw.
Sleipnir was stood stationary opposite the house, towing a carriage. Unaware of what the carriage contained, Loki slowly advanced around the side and opened the door. Lo and behold, the Bath Bombs were stacked in size order inside the carriage!
"Sleipnir! I knew you inherited my intellect! Good horse/son!" Loki cried ecstatically. Sleipnir brayed contently.
The rest of the Fellowship flocked outside and despite being the manliest soldiers alive, all hugged each other and squealed like a fangirl watching the new series of Hetalia.
"We return to Asgard later today! I can watch the Lost finale! Yes!" Thor bellowed gloriously.
Fandral bellowed incoherently, his eyes streaming with tears. "Y-You did it ma' boy!" He cried, unsure of who he was addressing exactly.
With that, the fellowship clambered into the carriage and had an enormous Bath Bomb party. Loki forcefully splattered zit cream all over his football-sized zit and within three seconds, it vanished. Fandral was able to restore the strawberry blond hair colour he had previously possessed. Hogun was crying in Volstagg's arms.
All was well. When they reached the Bifrost, everyone was so ecstatic that they left Sleipnir in Jotunheim. It was fine however, Sleipnir had a secret savings account in the Bank of Jotunheim and was able to withdraw a ton of Jotun currency to buy a mansion. The Fellowship were on the road home.
