EDIT: reposted due to some errors.
Well well well! Chapter 7 is here!
BrivantBirds: I guess the plants are a bit like summons, although rather in packets and not scrolls. But if I gave them ninjutsu, they would become overpowered then they already are. I MIGHT have them learn a little bit of chakra stuff, but that's in the future. And yes, I got rid of Ino's crush on Sasuke. I mean, who would actually like a guy who treats his followers like crap!? *Sakura*
Pikminfan: You want a bio? Here you go:
BIO OF ALL PLANTS FETAURED SO FAR (BEACUSE SOMEBODY ASKED ME TO MAKE THIS):
PEASHOOTER: Basic shooter that fires peas. Not very strong against armoured enemies.
SUNFLOWER: Produces Sun.
CHERRY BOMB: Explodes hurting those caught in the blast.
WALL-NUT: A sturdy wall that leaps in to absorb attacks.
POTATO MINE: Explodes on contact, but takes time to arm itself.
SNOW PEA: Variant of the Peashooter that shoots frozen peas. Frozen peas slow targets.
CHOMPER: Swallows target whole, but is vulnerable while chewing.
REPETAER: An upgraded Peashooter that fires two peas instead of one.
FLOWER POT: Allows to plants to be placed on non-soil surfaces.
A.K.E.E: Fires a black seed that bounces from target to target.
LAVA GUAVA: Erupts leaving a lava puddle in its wake burning anything unfortunate enough to step on it.
RED STINGER: Fires red pellets. Alternates between offensive and defensive depending on how far target is from it.
MOONFLOWER: Produces sun. Creates shadow spots around it powering up shadow plants.
NIGHTSHADE: Smacks targets with sappy leaves when up close. When powered by Moonflower's shadow spots, it gains the ability to throw its leaves as projectiles. It also regrow's its leaves when powered.
DUSK LOBBER: Throws explosive bud at target. When powered by Moonflower's shadow spots, it gains the ability to throw three buds at once.
AND WHY NOT: BIO OF ALL ZOMBIES THAT HAVE APPEARED SO FAR:
BASIC ZOMBIE: Regular run-of-the-mill zombie. Rarely appears on its own. Can be killed easily.
CONEHEAD ZOMBIE: Orange traffic cone provides moderate protection against attacks.
BUCKETHEAD ZOMBIE: Even more durable than a Conehead. Bucket can be pulled off by magnetic sources.
FLAG ZOMBIE: Summons zombies. Moves a bit faster than the average zombie as well.
NEWSPAPER ZOMBIE: Newspaper provides a surprising amount of protection. When destroyed, zombie speeds up and gains an increase in eating speed.
JACK-IN-THE-BOX ZOMBIE: Moves very fast. Jack-in-the-box has an explosive hidden inside it which blows up upon sprung.
MC-ZOM-B: A rapper from the rip roaring 1980s. Spins microphone which usually kills targets in one shot.
BOOMBOX ZOMBIE: A hippie from the rip rockin' 1980s. Boombox immobilizes all those that hear it playing.
ARCADE ZOMBIE: A geek from the 1980s. Pushes an arcade machine that creates 8-Bit Zombies. Arcade Machine crushes those in its way when pushed.
8-BIT ZOMBIE: Pixelated versions of the Basic, Conehead and Buckethead Zombies. Spawned from Arcade Zombies' machine.
HAIR METAL GARGANTUR: Massive 1980s Zombie that crushes targets with guitar. Guitar creates shock waves killing those hit by it in one shot.
IMPUNK: Thrown by Hair Metal Gargantuar and stalks on ahead.
This bio is dedicated to Pikminfan who only played the first PVZ. I hope this provides you with the info you need! Now onto the chapter itself! Also the Zombies now make regular appearances in this story. For example, they will appear near the end of this chapter.
I don't own Naruto and Plants vs. Zombies.
Again, sorry if this chapter is weak. I hope the battle makes up for it.
Enjoy!
This was it.
This was the big day.
This was the day Zabuza and Haku were expected to return. Right now, Kakashi, Ino, Sasuke, and Tazuna were at the doorstep about to depart for the bridge, not knowing how big of an impact the experience would be on the three Genins. The third member of Team Seven was fast asleep.
"Hey, where's that blonde plant kid?" Tazuna asked, finally noticing the absence of Naruto. How Tazuna failed to pick this up until now irked Kakashi slightly.
"He won't be coming. As usual, he tired himself doing tree climbing even though he already mastered it about seven days ago. I trust Tsunami will be able to take care of him and in the worst case, have him defend this house from Gato's thugs should they come," Kakashi explained with Tazuna nodding reluctantly. He figured Gato would show up around his house at some point and it was good to know that he had a ninja protecting his family. But the one doing so was a complete gullible idiot so he seriously had doubts. Tsunami realised this and stepped in.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure he keeps the place safe. And if nobody does come, maybe he can help you over at the bridge?" the woman asked knowing that Naruto had been assigned to guard Tazuna a couple of times much to his displeasure.
"That would be great actually. Tell you what, leave him here for two hours to guard the house. When the hours have passed, send him over to us and block all the doors and windows and don't let anyone in but us. But knowing how stubborn he is, you might have to do that early," Kakashi told Tsunami, with a sigh. Suddenly she realised something.
"Wait, why do I have to board up the doors and windows?" she asked a bit nervously.
"Because of the zombies - in case a horde might appear. The last thing we want is anymore of those undead creeps coming back here," Kakashi responded shuddering a bit. Before this whole mission, he didn't believe in the living dead existing. Sure, there was that forbidden reanimating Jutsu, but those bodies have chakra in them and they didn't degrade. These zombies were a special case. He still didn't know the true story behind them as they seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey! Are you gonna stand here or are we gonna get this built or not!?" Tazuna's cranky voice hollered, breaking the Jonin's train of thought much to his annoyance.
"Yeah, I just wanna go home now," Ino piped up, slightly regretting this whole ninja thing. But she didn't want to disappoint her clan or else she would never hear the end of it. Especially from Sakura.
"Humph," Sasuke grunted. He just wanted to square off against the missing-nin and his boy to test his skills. He just hoped Naruto or those zombie things wouldn't get in his way.
"Zombies huh? That guy's a bad story teller," Inari thought from his room, over hearing the conversation. Like many others, he didn't believe that the zombies existed. Rest assured, he was about to get a massive wakeup call from reality.
"Well we better go before drunky here gets impatient and hurts somebody and gets himself killed. We'll be back by the day is done, I can assure you that," Kakashi said, and pretty much dragged Ino and Sasuke off in the general direction of the bridge, with Tazuna limping in a daze behind them. Obviously he had too much to drink. And that was a bad thing.
"Come back safe!" Tsunami called out her farewells and got some waves from Ino as the group left to the bridge.
"Well, I better wake up Naruto," she muttered to herself, knowing how persistent he can be. This was proven yesterday when he ate ten helpings of dinner and didn't feel ill in the slightest. She was about to go upstairs when...
"GOOD MORNING!" It looked like Naruto woke himself up at last. Not feeling bothered to go upstairs anymore; she went to the kitchen to start cleaning up. A couple minutes later, a sleepy Naruto came down the stairs with bed hair rivalling that of a cat.
"Hey... where's Kakashi-sensei, the teme, and that other girl?" he asked groggily.
"They went off already, no doubt to fight those two ninjas," Tsunami told the boy whose eyes rivalled the size of dinner plates.
"WHAT!?" he screamed in shock and anger. "WHY DID THEY DO THAT!?" he roared making Tsnamui's ears pop.
"About a couple of seconds ago. Seeing as you're about to rush off even though I'm going to try and stop you, at least take some breakfast with you," she said shakily, tossing him a wrapped meal which he clumsily caught, and ran like he just had five ounces of sugar, to his room to get dressed.
"Boys these days..." she muttered walking over to the sink and started to wash the dishes. She only got three plates clean before Naruto stumbled back down the stairs, battling to get his ridiculous jumpsuit on over his pyjamas. Not that he cared, he just wanted to get to the bridge.
"I'm gonna go to the bridge 'bye!" Naruto blustered, running out the door and began jumping in the trees towards the bridge. Tsunami just sighed at the boy's arrogance and got some wooden planks from the basement which she had in reserve for just the occasion.
"Inari! Come help me with this!" she called to her son who was up in his room thinking about stuff. Specifically his 'father' and what Kakashi said about the zombies.
"Coming!" he replied walking away from his sulking spot to clean his teeth first. He didn't see the thugs outside the house with swords. And the ninja assigned to protect them wasn't there.
"What is this!?" the shocked cry of Tazuna echoed through the entire bridge. The sight of his near dead workers shocked him to the very core.
"Looks like they were stabbed in the stomach," Kakashi analysed the situation in front of him. On the inside, he was shocked as well, as one minute they were working on the bridge and guarding Tazuna, the next, a bunch of workers were just lying there dying.
"I know that idiot!" Tazuna yelled at the Jonin who just sighed. Some civilians were absolute idiots, even if they were drunk, but that gave them no pardon whatsoever.
"Err... Kakashi-sensei?" Ino asked nervously in a, 'look over there' style. Kakashi turned around to see what he really didn't want to see: mist rolling down the other end of the bridge.
"I should have figured he would show up sooner or later. Although he was really hoping it would be later," Kakashi thought miserably. "Ino! Sasuke! Guard formation! Get ready!" He relayed the order to the Gennin who went to the sides of Tazuna, creating a triangle formation around the nervous bridge builder.
"It's Zabuza isn't it?" Ino asked, drawing a kunai from her pouch. Sasuke pulled one out as well, his being brand new.
"Right on track kid, I can literally smell the fear from the arrogant brat who is a fool for wearing his clan sign right where anyone can see it," Zabuza's disembodied voice echoed through the entire bridge. Sasuke's face reddened in anger at his remark about his clan sign. He was about to react when he saw a whole bunch of Zabuza's appear in a circle.
"I'm trembling all right," Sasuke started with a smirk on his face. "With excitement," Zabuza narrowed his eyes at the boy's statement.
"Ino, get some plants up. Sasuke, do your thing," Kakashi ordered his apprentices who hastily did their jobs. Ino started to put down some Moonflowers which filled the bridge with shadow spots, and Sasuke slashed at the Zabuzas with high speed, revealing them to be water clones when they burst into water which went everywhere over the Gennins.
"So you actually figured out that they were clones? That's an improvement alright," the real Zabuza said as a frozen pea hit Sasuke dead on in the face, slowing him. Ino was shocked as she recognized the shot as the same type that Naruto uses. She tried not to gasp when the real Zabuza emerged from the mist with his apprentice holding a Snow Pea.
"Looks like you got some rivals Haku," the missing-nin exclaimed to the fake hunter-nin.
"So it appears," she replied in a tone that the Leaf-nins couldn't tell if she was impressed or not. The two groups had a rather awkward stare down after that statement. It lasted for five whole minutes until Kakashi broke the ice.
"Really now, would you have actually relied on your little friend there if I actually managed to kill you?" Kakashi asked to confirm his suspicions that been lingering for a while.
"Yes, I would have thrown Senbon into Zabuza-sama's neck, putting him in a near death sate while lying to you about being a tracker-nin of Kiri. That is what would happen if it weren't for the zombies," Haku spoke in her monotone, with her master shuddering at the thought of being in a near death state.
"Heh, so I guess all that stuff about ninjas being loyal and whatnot is a load of crap?" Tazuna opened his big mouth much to everyone's dismay.
"That is not entirely true you drunken simpleton." Haku said, a bit angry at the old man's comment. If only he knew the life of the ninja.
"WHAT YOU SAY!?" Tazuna's angered reply echoed throughout the entire bridge. Thankfully, Kakashi slammed his hand over his mouth to shut him up before he could say something more atrocious.
"Sasuke, take them out," Kakashi thought. "Before drunky here is the end of me," he thought glumly at that end part.
"With pleasure," Sasuke replied reading his kunai. "I'll start with the other one first. Who does he think he's fooling behind a mask like that?" The irony was that if the zombies hadn't shown up, they would have been fooled by it.
"Even though those water clones were one tenth of Zabuza-sama's power, he managed to destroy them all. That is impressive, even for an arrogant fool like him," Haku thought, stifling a chuckle at that last part. Little did she know that she succinctly summed up Sasuke in one sentence.
"Very well Sasuke-san, let us begin," the girl replied under her mask and began to spin in Sasuke's direction.
"What's this!?" the Uchiha thought in a panic as he had never seen a technique like this before.
THROW! SPLATTER! Haku was caught off guard when a Dusk Lobber bud suddenly hit her, abruptly stopping her attack. She looked behind her opponent to see Ino with a non-powered Dusk Lobber.
SHOOT! PHACK! FREEZE! Haku retaliated, commanding her Snow Pea to return fire at the Dusk Lobber hurting it and slowing its movements. Kakashi took note of how the plants can hurt one another and looked under him to see if there were any surprise Potato Mines. Fortunately for him there weren't any and he resumed focus on the battle.
"I will fight with you later; this is a battle between me and him. Please do not interfere until we are done," Haku said sternly to Ino who knew better than to get in the way of a duel, so she calmly ordered her Dusk Lobber to back off as she made some Moonflowers.
"That is not good. I'll have to be quick with Sasuke so I can get rid of her plants," Haku thought in a slight panic as she knew what the Moonflowers did to Dusk Lobbers and Nightshades. And she did not want to face those odds. Before anyone could react Haku started going through hand seals. With only one hand.
"WHAT!? I've never seen something like this!" Kakashi thought amazed at the display that Haku was doing. And considering that he is the master of a thousand techniques, that's saying something right there.
"Water Release: Thousand Needles of Death!" All of a sudden, the water where the water clones died in rose from the ground and shaped into senbon.
"Oh crap," was Sasuke's meek squeak as the senbons descended upon him.
Meanwhile back at Tazuna's house.
The two thugs that worked for Gato decided to make their move after waiting for twelve minutes which felt like an eon to them.
CRASH! The wall to the kitchen collapsed revealing Tsunami who was washing the dishes with a startled expression on her face..
"Tazuna's daughter huh? Well you're coming with us little lady," the smaller of the thugs said with a nasty smirk on his face.
"Not on your life!" Tsunami shrieked in terror and began throwing plates at the thugs which only irritated them.
"Don't bother with that crap. We're bigger than you, stronger than you, and have swords so unless you want to lose your head, I'd really recommend you come with us," the bigger of the thugs sneered with a "you better or else" tone, to get his point across to the woman. Needless to say, it worked.
"MOM!" Inari's shocked voice came from the stairway. He had heard the plates breaking and decided to investigate the noise.
"Inari! Don't come over here! Just run!" Tsunami shouted to her son, attracting the goons' attention to him.
"Should we take this one too?" Thug One asked Thug Two.
"Nah, Gato-sama said we only needed one hostage," Thug Two replied a bit disappointed.
"Alright! I get to waste something!" Thug One cheered as he began to brandish his sword from its scabbard.
"NO! I'm begging you! Take me, but not my son! He's just a boy! I'll do anything," Tsunami wailed causing Thug One to put away his sword.
"It's your lucky day kid. Your mom pulled through for you," Thug Two exclaimed as he tied Tsunami's hands behind her back and walked her out of the house. Inari lowered himself to the floor and cried.
"Damn shame. I was real eager to cut something," Thug One told his partner.
"You got your weekly dose of blood today. That should be enough to keep you occupied for a while at least," Thug Two replied, knowing of his friend's... "condition".
Inari was shocked at what he heard and cried even more in the belief that there was nothing he could do. But then his 'father's' words echoed through his mind.
"if you really care about something, then protect it with your own two arms even if you have to put your life on the line! Protect it with both arms and courage!" Those were one of Kaiza's greatest quotes that was on his gravestone, which is actually a bit depressing if you think about it.
"C-can I be that strong too?" Inari questioned himself, standing up. The faces of his mother, grandfather, and Team Seven were flashing through his mind.
"Father, I'm gonna take what you said and save Mom! No more moping around for me!" he thought determined all of a sudden, with puffy eyes. He had no idea where he got the inspiration from. Maybe it was from Naruto who was hyper as all hell, maybe it was the sudden flashbacks he was getting, but he was going to use it as he dashed outside where the thugs had Tsnami pinned on the boardwalk.
"HEY!" he yelled, causing the thugs to look slowly in his general direction.
"Well now. It looks like the kid grew a pair and come to save his mom!" Thug One jeered cruelly.
"GET AWAY FROM MY MOM!" Inari yelled and charged angrily at the thugs, not knowing what he was getting himself into.
"IRANI NO!" Tsunami screamed as the thugs pulled their cheap swords from their scabbards.
"Kids these days. They never..." But Thug Two didn't get to finish as he was pelted with red petals.
"GAH! WHAT THE HE... GACK!" the cry of surprise was uttered in vain as a red petal went into his open mouth and slid down his throat. It is unknown what Red Stinger Petals do when inside a human being so this revolutionised science in Gloom and Doom research.
PPPPPPPPHWWWWWTTTTT! Apparently the petals cause flatulence when swallowed. Must be a mistake when the packet was created. Or they were fused from a Chilli Bean.
"BWHAHAAHAH!" Inari laughed at Thug Two who went red with both embarrassment and rage.
"DIE!" he yelled, not before being attacked with petals yet again. Due to the sheer amount of petals, he was shoved to the ground. Thug One looked behind him to see Naruto with a bunch of Red Stingers.
"Sorry about the fart! It serves you right for stopping me from going to the bridge!" Naruto taunted, making Tsunami face fault at that declaration.
"How'd you find us anyway!?" Thug One yelled at the blonde whose smirk grew even wider.
"Well, there were an awful lot of sword marks on the trees on my way, as if someone was practicing with a sword!" Thug One felt like slapping himself for leaving signs that he was on his way to the house. "Oh, and there was a dead boar too." Thug One slapped himself for real this time.
"No matter! JUST DIE!" he screamed and ran at the kid with his sword raised like a barbarian, chanting what seemed to be a war cry that put better war cries to shame.
"GET HIM!" Naruto ordered his Stingers, which gladly took advantage of the situation. It was at this very moment that Thug One realised... he done goofed.
"OH GO... AHHH!" As you would expect from a situation like this, he was put down a couple notches by all the petals. Thankfully none went into his mouth, otherwise things would have become really gassy. (And I mean gassier than a Chilli Bea, Stunion and Garlic combined and that's saying something).
"Are you alright brat?" Naruto asked Inari who was watching with awe.
"Y-yeah," he replied a bit shaken.
"And your mom?"
"She's sleeping. Keep it down or you'll wake her!" Naruto chuckled at that part. The little boy still had a lot to learn in this very cruel world.
"Well, as much as I would like to talk, I got a demon to beat down! You bet I will kick his butt! Believe it!" Naruto bragged and jumped in the direction of the bridge while dispelling his Red Stingers.
"Oh, you might also want to lock the house," he added as he reached the first tree to the journey to the bridge.
"Goddamnit Haku, just use 'that' Jutsu and end this otherwise we'll be the victims and not them," Zabuza ordered his apprentice, who had been fighting Sasuke for the past couple minutes, but due to the boy's equalling impressive skill, the battle was literally going nowhere.
"...Very well," Haku replied letting her unique chakra flow, causing the temperature to rapidly drop. "I'm sorry, I was really hoping I wouldn't have to use this Jutsu. It appears I was mistaken," she said putting her fingers in the tiger seal.
"Ice Release: Crystal Ice Mirrors!" All of a sudden, ice burst from the ground behind Sasuke and began to take shape of a mirror. To back it up, more ice mirrors appeared in a dome like shape around Sasuke.
"What is this? I know some Ice Release users, but I've never seen a Jutsu like this!" Kakashi thought, shocked as to what he was seeing. Then again, he could just combine Water and Wind chakra to create this combined charka affinity, but such a thought never crossed his mind in all his life. Such as using Shadow Clones to do your paperwork.
"May the real battle begin," Haku declared while walking into a mirror, inadvertently causing massive brain malfunctions for everyone expect for Zabuza and herself. Speaking of Zabuza, he was in front of Kakashi who had rushed to try and save his 'prized' student.
"If you enter this fight, you fight me," the ex Kiri-nin warned menacingly, releasing some killer intent at the Leaf-nin who scowled knowing that a fight was inevitable.
"Now Sasuke-san, time to show what speed really means," Haku said and readied what appeared to be needles in her hand. Suddenly, Sasuke's sleeve was torn. Haku had thrown the Senbon so fast, it looked like she didn't do anything.
TWANG! Sasuke's kunai flew out of his hand near Ino's feet as a result of a Senbon contacting with his hand. Ino looked at the kunai and Sasuke, and knew that while the Uchiha was an arrogant jerk, he didn't deserve to die. Besides, Kakashi would yell at her about teamwork if she didn't save him.
"Take this Sasuke!" she yelled, throwing the kunai into the mirror dome which was caught... in the hands of Haku who was poking her upper body out of one of the mirrors.
"I thought I told you to stay out of this," Haku said in a slightly angered tone as she threw the new kunai towards Ino, who roughly pushed Tazuna out of its way. However, Haku didn't see the red object flying towards her.
POWIE! The Cherry Bomb managed to break the mirror that Haku was in, tossing her out in a heap. Only Team Seven knew who it belonged to.
"The world's most number one hyperactive ninja has arrived at last. He certainly took his sweet time," Kakashi thought as said blonde appeared in a burst of smoke. Obviously, he had jumped very high.
"You know how they say that heroes show up at the last second? Well that's me! Believe it!" Naruto bragged as the dust faded to reveal his kill me jumpsuit, slightly tattered. Unfortunately, he didn't get the reaction he wanted.
SMACK! FREEZE! Naruto looked over just as a Snow Pea hit him dead on in the face, slowing his general movement. Haku knew of the plants that he didn't have so she decided to use his tools against him.
"Don't you use my plants on me!" Naruto yelled and he planted a Wall-nut which he used as a shield against the incoming frozen peas. Eventually he got close enough to slash the plants with kunai, killing them in one shot.
"You gave them to me Naruto-san. I have every right to," Haku simply responded, grabbing Naruto by the shirt and throwing him in the dome with Sasuke who was still tired from all the Senbon attacks.
"Nice going idiot. You would have been so much better if you stayed silent, but noooo. You just had to barge in like the dobe you are!" Sasuke ranted angrily at the situation he and his unfortunate teammate was in.
"Enough with the talk, let us continue this fight," Haku said stepping into the closest mirror and appeared holding Snow Peas in each of them.
"He transported himself in an instant!? What kind of Jutsu is this!?" Sasuke thought in shock and amazement. Until he was hit by frozen peas from all the Hakus in the mirrors.
"Is that supposed to scare me!?" Sasuke demanded defiantly as the peas appeared to do no damage to him.
"No, that was to soften you up. For this." Haku responded grabbing Senbon out of her pockets and throwing them at the startled Uchiha, who due to his hindered speed, couldn't even try to dodge or move out of the way. He was only able to move once the needle rush had stopped piercing his body.
"Fire Release: Great fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke shouted and breathed a fireball at one of the mirrors, resulting in a fierce blaze that rapidly spread to the other mirrors.
"Do you really think that will work?" Haku asked emotionlessly as the flames died down to reveal no damage to the mirrors. "It will take a lot more heat to destroy these mirrors," the girl declared.
"How about this!? SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" Naruto roared ignoring Sasuke's protests to stop him from doing so, as fifteen Narutos appeared all ready to smash the mirrors to bits. "You have a hundred mirrors? Well a hundred of me will smash them all!" Naruto announced as Haku suddenly jumped from the mirror she was currently in, and into another one.
"If I don't stop you first," she said as an unintentional taunt, as all the clones were wiped out leaving the true Naruto to fall with a heavy thud.
"There's no point trying to destroy these mirrors. In my eyes, you're just moving incredibly slowly," Haku gave a quick explanation as how to she beat them so easily.
"So that Jutsu's a bloodline technique. Should have seen that one a mile away," Kakashi thought with mild embarrassment that he hadn't realised sooner.
"So what? That doesn't mean we'll give up! No matter what!" Naruto piped up despite the situation that he and his teammate was in.
"Your determination is to be commended Naruto-san. But I'm afraid that won't get you anywhere," Haku commented as she went for another attack. This one hurting more than the last.
"What about this!?" Naruto cried throwing another Cherry Bomb at another mirror smashing it to pieces, much to the surprise of Haku and Sasuke.
"Nice one dobe! Now do it some more!" Sasuke said forming a hand seal. "Fire Release: Great Fireball Jutsu!" A fireball blew out of Sasuke's hands and into a mirror, charring it into black.
"How can this be? This is the first time anyone has broken through this Jutsu!" Haku thought with slight worry, as she saw Naruto plant some Wall-nuts around himself to protect him from any attacks that Haku might attempt.
POWIE! Nobody was expecting the surprise Potato Mine which blew up yet another mirror, improving the chances of winning. Kakashi shuddered and looked underneath him to see if Naruto's prankster instincts were activated and he had planted a horrendous mine underneath him. Thankfully he didn't and breathed a sigh of relief which Zabuza caught note of, but decided to drop it as he figured it wasn't important. They then saw Haku's form being kicked out of a mirror.
FREEZE! A whole bunch of frozen peas hit a single Wall-nut and even though the sturdy wall could take a beating, it couldn't stand against attacks from its own kind so it died relatively quickly.
"Oh cra..." But Naruto didn't get to finish his curse as his face and frontal body was struck by Senbon.
"Hyagghh!" Haku dodged a kick from Sasuke just as it was about to hit him, making the Uchiha prodigy lose his balance and fall over.
"I didn't forget about you. Not even once," Haku told Sasuke who grimaced and barraged a bunch of punches and kicks at Haku's way. Unfortunately, they were all dodged and the next thing Sasuke felt was his arm being violently twisted.
SNAP! "GAHHHH!" As you can imagine, that would hurt quite a bit... Okay it hurt a lot. SHOOT! THWACK! A black seed hit Haku dead on the noggin', genuinely dazing her momentarily. Sasuke saw his chance and instantly took it.
"HYAAHH!" CRACK! The punch that he delivered put a nice fresh crack mark on Haku's mask ruining the once great artefact that she had greatly treasured for her whole life.
"Impressive, nobody has done that before in all the time I have fought as Zabuza-sama's weapon, You have earned my respect," Haku commended the leaf nins.
"Aw save that crap when we've beaten you up!" Naruto said as the A.K.E.E fired another black seed at Haku who swiftly dodged it. But the seed just bounced off the ground and headed towards Haku again. The girl was prepared and she dodged that one with relative ease. Just as the seed was going in for a third attack, she threw a Senbon, destroying it.
SHOOT! THWACK! Haku's Snow Peas which were scattered aroundthe bridge after being forced out, fired upon the plant that was attacking their master and killed it with relative ease.
"Really now. Out of all the possible scenarios to occur, I sure wasn't expecting this to happen. Ah well, let's see how it turns out," Zabuza thought, a bit surprised that Haku would abandon what he taught him all this time. If his apprentice wins this skirmish, he'll take the plants off the two blondes and see how they work out for him back at Kiri.
"I probably should do something, but Haku or Mr. No Mouth will kill me if I do! No, I'll guard Tazuna-san and fight if the boys are killed," Ino thought while standing at the bridge builder's side, who was watching with equal interest as everyone else.
"Hm. I thought those plants were only for killing zombies. Guess I was wro- wait zombies?" Kakashi thought sensing a presence behind him and turned and saw what was known to appear at the worst possible time.
A Flag Zombie leading a wave of zombies.
"Water Release: Water Dragon Jutsu!" Kakashi yelled creating a dragon out of water and huling at the horde which offed some basics, but not some of the tougher zombies like the Conheads, Bucketheads, and Newspaper Zombies that were in the crowd.
"Oh great," Zabuza groaned, reacting to the sound of the Jutsu hitting the Zombies which caused him to turn around. "Hey kids, you might want to kill the fight and look over there!" he hollered to the youths who indeed stopped and saw the Zombies slowly advancing. Well more like heard them due to the Jack-In-The-Box Zombies that also appeared.
"Can this get any worse?" Kakashi moaned in agony in the situation they were in. Unfortunately for him, he met Karma as he heard clapping from the other end of the bridge. Zabuza heard as well and lowered the mist slightly, to reveal Gato standing there with a bunch of thugs.
"Well now, it appears you didn't kill those ninja and instead decided to toy with them! The deal is off Zabuza, not that I was going to pay you anyway," Gato said from his spot in the fog as if he was expecting Zabuza to be shocked. Instead the missing-nin laughed slightly.
"Oh please, I figured that out long ago. I was just testing their worth. But it looks like I'll have a fight after all because the party that's killing your thugs are here," Zabuza responded, gesturing to the other end of the bridge where Gato saw the zombies for the first time.
"Really now, have those cowards in that pathetic village actually have grown a pair and come here to face me!" Gato gloated mistaking the undead for the villagers.
"You might want to have a closer look Gato-baka," Haku said, smirking under her mask and Gato squinted under his shades to see what she was talking about.
"Meh, I don't care who or what they are. If they kill you, that's all I need to know," Gato sneered with his lackeys nodding in agreement. SLAP! That was the sound of hands colliding with foreheads. Specifically, the older ninja in the group which consisted of Kakashi, Zabuza, and Haku who understood what he was on about. The children however just fumed.
"YOU JERK! THOSE ARE ZOMBIES THAT'LL KILL YOU WHEN THEY'RE DONE WITH US!" Ino screeched, reminding everyone from Konoha of Sakura for some reason.
"Yeah, and I'm the godamn Raikage! Zombies aren't real brat. And I do not appreciate liars in the slightest bit. GET HER!" Gato yelled and two of his thuggish bodyguards charged forward with swords raised, ready to kill. Kakashi and surprisingly Zabuza, grabbed each of the thugs and threw them into the horde where the zombies began to feast hungrily upon their brains.
"Well Kakashi, it looks me and Haku are working with you," Zabuza stated, not expecting this to have happened in his entire life as a Jonin of Kiri. Well more of a missing-nin of Kiri.
"Alright fine, but only because we don't have a choice!" Kakashi said that last part rather quickly which Zabuza caught on to and rolled his eyes while brandishing his sword.
"Naruto, Ino, you guys take care of the zombies. Sasuke come and help us take out these guys," Kakashi ordered and the two blondes directed their plants to face the horde while planting some new ones like Red Stingers and Nightshades, while the Uchiha was at his sensei's side in an instant.
"Haku, help those brats," Zabuza ordered his apprentice who nodded and made a quick order to her Snow Pea's to attack the zombies. But what happened next she did not expect.
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! "WATCH OUT!" Ino and Naruto yelled at Haku who spun around to see a red armoured zombie charging at her. And it was only a metre from hitting her.
And that's chapter 7! Sorry if the battle was weak but I really tried my best on this so please no flames.
If anyone can figure out what zombie appears at the end, congratulations! Same goes for anybody who knew what time period the zombies are from in each land.
Please leave a review, feel free to PM if you have any questions, and I'll see you next time!
