Romance of the Three Kingdoms the New Story

Summary: This is the story about the many heroes of Ancient China and their adventures. Rated T for Humor and some jokes.

The history is based on some Dynasty Warriors games and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. This is my first story, I hope you like it! If you like the story, or feel something is wrong and/or can be better, don't feel shy about it and Review! Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

I changed some parts of the story, to make it more funny than the original Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Ryujin Mei: Yeah Dong Zhuo is so perv... i think the one you mean is Pang De, who before fighting Guan Yu at Fan Castle he brought a coffin. Again, thanks for your support and all the readers too!

Chapter 7: The Hunt for the Imperial Seal

After the Allied Forces disbanded, Sun Jian remained in Luoyang. He ordered to put out the fires and to seal the excavated tombs in Luoyang. Soldiers found a Jade Seal in one of the Emperor tombs. After examinating the Seal for a long time, he was surprised to see that the firm of the Han Rulers was there. He concluded that the seal was the legendary Imperial Seal. It had so much power that the one possesing it could do whatever he or she likes. At that time, Sun Jian was with his generals Huang Gai, Han Dang and Cheng Pu as well with his oldest son, Sun Ce.

Huang Gai: What is this seal, my lord? It looks like a really old relic.

Sun Jian: This, my friends, is the Imperial Seal of old times. One of the signs of the Emperor's authority.

Sun Ce: Really, Pop? U can do whatever you like with this!

Han Dang: My lord, you can proclaim yourself as the Emperor with this seal!

Cheng Pu: But such act can be considered as treason by the other warlords!

Han Dang: Well you are right...

Sun Jian: I will remain silent with this. If other rulers know about this, they might think that I want to do something disloyal with it or even steal the seal from me.

After some days passed, the rumors were leaked and the armies of Yuan Shao and Dong Zhuo arrived, asking for the inmediate surrender of Sun Jian and the Imperial Seal.

Yuan Shao: Some rumors have come to my ears, saying you have possesion of the Imperial Seal. HAND IT OVER TO ME NOW

Sun Jian: What is this? Those are mere rumors! I don't have the Imperial Seal!

Yuan Shao: Silence! You peasant scum! Don't you dare to talk lies to a Nobleman like meeee! (He always says meeeeee when he says me)

Sun Jian: I am not a peasant! I'm a descendant of Sun Tzu! And if I am lying, then I shall die by a thousand arrows!

Yuan Shao: Humphh... If you are lying, then you shall die by arrows! I shall take my leave. But, If you are really lying then I shall lead an army and crush you!

Yuan Shao then leaved. Sun Ce was in charge of dealing with Dong Zhuo's messengers, Li Ru and Guo Si.

Sun Ce: What do you want you Grunts?

Guo Si: You have some balls kid, to talk like that!

Li Ru: You should probably hand it to us, kid. Lord Dong Zhuo is the most powerful ruler in the land and has the emperor in his custody. GIVE IT TO US NOW

Sun Ce: Neither my father or me are afraid of Dong Zhuo or Lu Bu. Go home little boys! My pop doesn't have that stupid seal!

Troops: KILL THE BRAT! x2

Li Ru: Ok, It's alright... But if you are lying then we will cut your heads off and feed them to the animals!

Father and Son were safe and defended themselves from their detractors. Next one in the line was Yuan Shu. But Sun Jian came up with an idea.

Sun Jian: I will give it to you if you protect me and defend me. If you don't comply, then I refuse to do business with you!

Yuan Shu: Ok... Consider it a deal.

But, for Yuan Shu, there was no business where he didn't take advantage. He was a devious man and in exchange for his protection, He urged Sun Jian to attack Liu Biao in Jing Province. What will happen there? You will see it in next chapter.

End of Chapter 7

Hope you liked it! Chapter 8 will be the Battle of Xianyang (aka Surprise Attack on Liu Biao) and Chapter 9 will be about Wang Yun's Plot Part 2 (Assasination of Dong Zhuo)