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Crowd: *Cheers*

Me: Ok, this is what I do..

Step 1) Pretend to be working at school, when I'm really writing inspiration and ideas from middle school in my agenda

Step 2) Go home and type my chapter

Step 3)Reread it, and add and subtract lines and ideas

Step 4) Post my chapter, and wait 4 hours straight for at least 2 reviews.

Step 5) After that, I do my homework in Advisory, and get straight As

Me: That's all to it :)

Vegeta: That made absolutely no sense!

Me: I make it work, unlike you!

Vegeta: *glares*

Chapter 6: You are 18 Years old! Stop Arguing with a 12 year old!

It was around after Goku's birthday and everyone was hanging out at Goku's house.

Vegeta said, "I don't know how you can get used to such a small house.."

Bulma said, "I know at least get 30 rooms..."

Chi-Chi said, "I tell you, you two are two spoiled!"

Celeria said, "It's not our fault,"

Raditz and Nappa walked towards them, "What are you brats doing now?!"

Vegeta smirked as he said, "Says the boys that didn't graduate high school and have to go to community college while living with their parents,"

Nappa growled, "It's not our faults we didn't get all of our credits!"

Bardock sighed as he walked over to them, "Radtz, Nappa how old are you?!"

Raditz said, "18,"

Bardock yelled, "Exactly! You are two grown men that failed high school and have to live with me for the rest of my life! The least you can do is stop arguing with 12 year olds!"

Nappa said, "It's not our faults! They are smarter than their age!"

Bardock retorted, "It was cute when you guys were 10, but now it's just ridiculous!"

Raditz said, "So, you want us to stop arguing.."

Bardock yelled, "THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I'M, YELLING AT YOU!"

Bardock rubbed his head while walking away.

Goku's face suddenly brightened up.

"I got an idea!" he said.

Everyone looked frightened at Goku: He never has an idea


They were at Bulma's secret lab, and she was doing some tests on liquid.

Taleem said, "Are you sure this is going to work?"

Bulma smiled and nodded, "Yes, at least 99.9999999999999999999-"

"Ok, we get it!" Vegeta said.

Piccolo said, "So how does this work?"

Tights said, "We put this drink into Raditz and Nappa's drinks and they'll turn into 12 year olds,"

Tarble asked, "So, why are we doing this?"

Bulma said, "So Bardock would stop yelling at us,"

"Seems legit," Tarble said.


So, the preteen chibis slipped some of Bulma's liquid in their drinks.

When Nappa and Raditz drunk it, they started shrinking.

"The f***?!" Nappa yelled.

"What the h*** is happening to me?!" Raditz yelled.

The chibis started snickering.

Now Raditz and Nappa were eye level to them.

"What did you do to us?!" Nappa yelled.

Bulma said, "I turned you into 12 year olds,"

"Why?! Now my voice is filled with puberty! I just got out of it!" Raditz yelled.

"1) I hate it when Bardock yells at us and 2) You guys totally deserved it!" Bulma said.

"And I always wanted a brother close to my age!" Goku said.

Raditz started stuttering.

Goku continued, "And we're going to be best brother...forever!" as he hugged Raditz.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"


Bardock looked shocked at the small Raditz and Nappa.

"Oh God, another 6 years!" Bardock sighed.

Gine said, "At least people will think you're 35..."

Bardock said, "Is there a cure yet?!"

Bulma shook her head, "I won't be able to find a cure for the next 5 months.."

Bardock slapped his head and said, "Why me..."


Piccolo: We interrupt this program with...Q&A with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!

Me: Here are the questions...

Aqua Blue Hunter-

Plz add more

Vegeta: No!

Honest Me-

HAHA! SO FUNNY! Just hope Vegta can be his temper down, and Goku can remember that kiss.

Vegeta: Go to h***!

Guest-

You never mentioned what Taleem, Yamcha, and Violet were

Vegeta: Who cares?!

Guest-

U know what i like your fics i've read all of them from kindergarten to elementry till now and they all r great it what makes me want to read more i like that i dont have to wait month's for the next chapter and that why u will b a good writer so once again i thank u so much

Vegeta: You're NOT welcome!

applefanfic-

Like the 6th chapter! :) Update soon.

Vegeta: No!

hey-

whats the nxt chpter gonna be abt? just curious. pls dont send vegeta on me hes my favoritecharacter in dbz :)

Vegeta: Why thank you!

Juli-sama14-

Awwww...Vegeta and Bulma finally kissed. Now its time for Celeria's.

Vegeta: NO! NO! NO! Go suck a-

Me: Vegeta! That's not how we treat our reviewers! Now, let me do it!

Aqua Blue Hunter-

Plz add more

Me: Ok!

Honest Me-

HAHA! SO FUNNY! Just hope Vegta can be his temper down, and Goku can remember that kiss.

Me: Vegeta does have a big temper!

Vegeta: Hey!

Guest-

You never mentioned what Taleem, Yamcha, and Violet were

Me: Sorry, but Violet wore nothing but a dress, Taleem was Future Trunks, and Yamcha was a werewolf

Guest-

U know what i like your fics i've read all of them from kindergarten to elementry till now and they all r great it what makes me want to read more i like that i dont have to wait month's for the next chapter and that why u will b a good writer so once again i thank u so much

Me: That makes me so happy...*sniff*

applefanfic-

Like the 6th chapter! :) Update soon.

Me: Ok and thx :)

hey-

whats the nxt chpter gonna be abt? just curious. pls dont send vegeta on me hes my favoritecharacter in dbz :)

Me: Well, the next chapter's focused on regular middle school stuff, like fights, gossip, yelling at teachers, and more! But, when it comes to Christmas, I have a BIG surprise!

Juli-sama14-

Awwww...Vegeta and Bulma finally kissed. Now its time for Celeria's.

Me: We'll see ;)

Guest-

Shouldn't Violet be happy to make Bulma Jealous

Me: Well, If I were Violet, I would be mad that somebody took me out to a big dance, just to oogle some other girl and make them jealous. It's kinda insulting, saying that you're not good enough for him, but luckily I don't want a boyfriend or husband, cause they're ignorant and stupid (most boys at my school)

Cornichon92-

Iam sure if Goku is to hungry he will transform to Hulk or Gozilla not quite sure with one but one day we will find out...

Me: True :)

Piccolo: And that has been Q&A with DragonBall787 and Vegeta! And review more questions and comments so it can be answered!


It was Monday, and Raditz and Nappa's return to middle school.

"Ugh! I hate middles school!" Raditz complained.

Goku smiled and said, "Don't woory cause I'll be teaching you everything!"

Raditz said, "God, just kill me now.."

They went to first period.

King Vegeta said, "Today we have new stu-"

"...Hi," Raditz said.

"WHAT THE F*** HE'S DOING HERE?!"

Raditz said, "I got turned into a teenager..."

King Vegeta banged his head on his desk, "Ugh..."

Vegeta said, "It's ok Father, at least you can handle them..."

King Vegeta took a deep breath and said, "You're right! I can handle this!"


King Vegeta was snoozing, while the kids were up and about.

Raditz looked at Celeria. (No he's NOT a pedophile. What do you expect, to be dating a 18 year old in that body!? He a teenager again and he has hormones!)

Turles caught that look and started to growl.

Celeria asked, "Why are you growling?"

Turles said, "Um...no reason,"

Raditz walked up to Celeria and said, "I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime..."

Turles started to speak before Celeria interrupted him, "Sorry, but I already have a boyfriend.."

She ruffled Turles' hair and he purred.

Raditz galred at Turles as he said, "Ok..." and backed away creepily.

'I'll get my revenge on him...' Raditz thought.

Meanwhile, Bulma and Vegeta (as usual) were up to mischief.

They walked up to the sleeping Frieza, and glued him to his seat.

"*snicker* Great idea Vegeta!" Bulma said.

Vegeta smirked, "I can't wait to see his reaction!"

They backed a few feet away, and Vegeta threw a book at Frieza.

Frieza suddenly woke up and yelled, "Hey! I don't have Yamcha cooties!"

Fruieza tried to get up, but found himself stuck.

"HEY! Why can't I move!?" Frieza yelled.

Bulma and Vegeta busted out laughing.

Frieza glared at them, "You're the one that glued me?!"

Vegeta chuckled as Bulma said, "I was too funny!"

Frieza said, "Yea, yea, very funny. NOW UNGLUE ME, SO I CAN KILL YOU!"

The bell rung as Vegeta said, "Too bad, It's time for P.E.."

So Vegeta and Bulma got their stuff and left Frieza alone with a snoring King Vegeta.

"...Help?" Frieza asked.


Boys locker-

Vegeta was still creeped out by those peeking boys.

Tarble walked up to him, "What's wrong Vegeta?"

Vegeta said, "Do you see those boys over there?!"

He pointed to Otokosuki and General Blue who winked at him.

Tarble shivered as he said, "Yea..."

Vegeta said, "They've been eye raping me ever since I came to this bloddy school!"

Otokosuki walked up to him and looked at Vegeta up and down, "If you need a boyfriend, you know who to call..."

He slipped a piece of paper in Vegeta's shorts.

Vegeta opened it was almost threw up.

It was the Otokosuki's phone number with XXX on it.

"Oh God!" Vegeta yelled while running out to the gym.

Goku looked at Vegeta running out, "What's his problem?" He asked while being butt naked.

Raditz shoved some clothes in front of him, "What the f*** are you doing?!"

Goku said, "I'm just changing,"

Raditz said, "But do you have to strip naked?!"

Goku shrugged.

Raditz said, "No wonder he got dropped as a baby..."


Vegeta walked out of the boy's locker room and walked straight up to Bulma.

First he hugged her, then kissed her.

Bulma had an extremely shocked face and said, "What the f*** did you do to the real Vegeta?!"

Vegeta said,"T-those perverted freaks are trying to seduce me..."

Vegeta crouched in one of those fatal positions while Bulma comforted him.

Goku walked out of the lockeroom and sat down.

Raditz followed and sat down beside him.

Taleem and Piccolo walked out with Otokosuki and General Blue pestering them.

Raditz, meanwhile was still looking at Celeria.

Turles had enough. She was his girlfriend, not Raditz's.

Turles walked up to Raditz and said, "If you won't stop looking at my girlfriend, I'm gonna have to beat you up!"

Raditz stood up and said, "Fine..I could use a good fight..."

Turles took out his fruit from the Tree of Might and ate the whole thing.

He then powered up, and they crouched into their fighting positions...

Next Time- Why is Everyone Fighting?! (Part 2)

Will Raditz get is a** kicked?! Will Vegeta kill those perverted boys?! And will Goku stop stripping naked?! How will Nappa and Raditz adjust to their new forms?! Why am I still asking questions?!Find out in the next chapter of Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 6th Grade! Review! And thx for my 10 reviews for chapter 6 :)