PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE!

Hey everyone! I actually have the next few chapters of this story saved on Word, but that got deleted from my computer -.-

So untill I can remember what was in the next chapter heres a series of pointless sidestory and "deleted scene" scripts I made that take place a few weeks before they go to Hogwarts. (keep in mind that WordPAD does not have spellcheck)

Disclaimer:any resemblence to actual robots would be really cool.

now, on with the scripts!


-SCRIPT ONE- Singing

Serena: La la lalalala la la!

Fred: why are you singing?

Serena: I don't know. Why is George singing?

George: Bu dududuh dududuh BUH!

Fred: O.o

George: Sirius! fifteen hour drum solo!

Sirius: A dream is a wish your heart makes- -hiccup-

Serena:(Smacks head) Alright! Who told him where I hid the fire whiskey?!

Sirius: Not fire whisky! Just plain licor, my dear watson! ...AH! IT'S THE ANGEL AGAIN!!!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: (sweatdrop)

Fred(ignoring them): oh well! If you can't beat 'em., join 'em! (joins George in his bududududuh-ing)

Serena: la lalala lala la!!!!!!!!!

Sirius: ...When your fast -hiccup- asleep, in dreams you can...-BURP!-

(Harry Hermione, and Ron walk up)

Hermione: Is EVERYONE musical today?!

Chibi chibi: chibi chibi chibichibi!

Harry(seeing what serena is doing): Umm... la lalala la lala LAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:(quiet)

Fred: You sound horrible!

Sirius: quite.

Everyone:"..."

Sirius: . . . . yo ho! yo ho! A Pirates life for-

Ron: That's not the same song.

Sirius: It appears so.

Everyone: " . . . "

George: Thanks for ruining it, Harry!

Chibichibi: CHIBI!

Harry: But . . . I . . .

(everyone walks away)

Harry: . . . meanies.


-SCRIPT TWO- AU?

Hermione(whispering): You know this is technically an AU fanfiction now, right?

Ron: . . . A whaty-what-what?

Hermione: AU! Alternate. Universe!

Ron: Oh. Why?

Hermione: North America has a new Sailor moon season coming out! I saw it on-

Ron: Psshhft. Only YOU would know that, NERD!

Hermione: Ronald! Honestly!

Ron: Who the bloody hell is Sailor Moon Anyways?!

Hermione: SERENA!

Ron: Ner-erd!

Hermione: Well, I guess it's only fanmade so we can't really get sued . . . But the first episode's July 27th! We're running out of time Ron, WE'RE RUNNING.OUT.OF.TIME!

Ron:OK! Calm down! I'll distract the lawers, You kill them!

Hermione: O.o ... Wha- WHAT?

Ron: IT'S THE ONLY WAY! If Serena finds out Dariens alive, then WE HAVE.NO.ROMANCE IN THIS STORY!!!!

Serena: WHAT? My Darien is alive?!

Ron and Hermione at the same time: NO! (they push her back into the room that she randomly popped out of---(She's still trying to get to know Harry--- TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS!))

Ron: So, as I was saying, If Seren-- I mean If um... SHE finds out that Whats-his-face is alive what romance will the story be left with?!

"..."

"..."

Ron: So, wanna go snog in that closet over there?

Hermione: (shrug) sure.


-SCRIPT THREE- Harry and Serena Finally get to know eachother. finally. (but the Author didn't type it)

Serena: So THAT's why J.K. Rowling had you go out with Ginny!

Harry: Yup. That's also why the author based this story before the Sixth year.

Serena: wow.

Harry: And I can't beleive what you said earlier. I never would have thought that THAT is the meaning of life!

Serena: Yeah! I know! When you think about it, though, It seems SO. OBVIOUS!

Harry: Yup. whover missed out on this conversation missed out on the chance of a lifetime!

Serena: Uh-huh!


So, sorry about any inconvenience, but Untill I can remember where I wanted to go in the eighth chapter and finish retyping the seventh, I'll post some more of these, 'kay? I got tons. Also, I would like to clarify that I will be rewriting the sixth book after this, then the seventh if I feel like it. Voldemort WILL. NOT. DIE. in this fanfiction! it's only the fifth year. they're supposed to defeat him in the seventh. However, I AM putting Umbridge in the story. It's just fun to torture her! Well, bye!