PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE!
Hey everyone! I actually have the next few chapters of this story saved on Word, but that got deleted from my computer -.-
So untill I can remember what was in the next chapter heres a series of pointless sidestory and "deleted scene" scripts I made that take place a few weeks before they go to Hogwarts. (keep in mind that WordPAD does not have spellcheck)
Disclaimer:any resemblence to actual robots would be really cool.
now, on with the scripts!
-SCRIPT ONE- Singing
Serena: La la lalalala la la!
Fred: why are you singing?
Serena: I don't know. Why is George singing?
George: Bu dududuh dududuh BUH!
Fred: O.o
George: Sirius! fifteen hour drum solo!
Sirius: A dream is a wish your heart makes- -hiccup-
Serena:(Smacks head) Alright! Who told him where I hid the fire whiskey?!
Sirius: Not fire whisky! Just plain licor, my dear watson! ...AH! IT'S THE ANGEL AGAIN!!!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: (sweatdrop)
Fred(ignoring them): oh well! If you can't beat 'em., join 'em! (joins George in his bududududuh-ing)
Serena: la lalala lala la!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: ...When your fast -hiccup- asleep, in dreams you can...-BURP!-
(Harry Hermione, and Ron walk up)
Hermione: Is EVERYONE musical today?!
Chibi chibi: chibi chibi chibichibi!
Harry(seeing what serena is doing): Umm... la lalala la lala LAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:(quiet)
Fred: You sound horrible!
Sirius: quite.
Everyone:"..."
Sirius: . . . . yo ho! yo ho! A Pirates life for-
Ron: That's not the same song.
Sirius: It appears so.
Everyone: " . . . "
George: Thanks for ruining it, Harry!
Chibichibi: CHIBI!
Harry: But . . . I . . .
(everyone walks away)
Harry: . . . meanies.
-SCRIPT TWO- AU?
Hermione(whispering): You know this is technically an AU fanfiction now, right?
Ron: . . . A whaty-what-what?
Hermione: AU! Alternate. Universe!
Ron: Oh. Why?
Hermione: North America has a new Sailor moon season coming out! I saw it on-
Ron: Psshhft. Only YOU would know that, NERD!
Hermione: Ronald! Honestly!
Ron: Who the bloody hell is Sailor Moon Anyways?!
Hermione: SERENA!
Ron: Ner-erd!
Hermione: Well, I guess it's only fanmade so we can't really get sued . . . But the first episode's July 27th! We're running out of time Ron, WE'RE RUNNING.OUT.OF.TIME!
Ron:OK! Calm down! I'll distract the lawers, You kill them!
Hermione: O.o ... Wha- WHAT?
Ron: IT'S THE ONLY WAY! If Serena finds out Dariens alive, then WE HAVE.NO.ROMANCE IN THIS STORY!!!!
Serena: WHAT? My Darien is alive?!
Ron and Hermione at the same time: NO! (they push her back into the room that she randomly popped out of---(She's still trying to get to know Harry--- TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS!))
Ron: So, as I was saying, If Seren-- I mean If um... SHE finds out that Whats-his-face is alive what romance will the story be left with?!
"..."
"..."
Ron: So, wanna go snog in that closet over there?
Hermione: (shrug) sure.
-SCRIPT THREE- Harry and Serena Finally get to know eachother. finally. (but the Author didn't type it)
Serena: So THAT's why J.K. Rowling had you go out with Ginny!
Harry: Yup. That's also why the author based this story before the Sixth year.
Serena: wow.
Harry: And I can't beleive what you said earlier. I never would have thought that THAT is the meaning of life!
Serena: Yeah! I know! When you think about it, though, It seems SO. OBVIOUS!
Harry: Yup. whover missed out on this conversation missed out on the chance of a lifetime!
Serena: Uh-huh!
So, sorry about any inconvenience, but Untill I can remember where I wanted to go in the eighth chapter and finish retyping the seventh, I'll post some more of these, 'kay? I got tons. Also, I would like to clarify that I will be rewriting the sixth book after this, then the seventh if I feel like it. Voldemort WILL. NOT. DIE. in this fanfiction! it's only the fifth year. they're supposed to defeat him in the seventh. However, I AM putting Umbridge in the story. It's just fun to torture her! Well, bye!
