Universal Character Association: Week 3


("Headstrong" by Trapt plays over the loudspeakers)

Red, blue, gold, and white pyro suddenly shoots out all over the stage before exploding on the sides of the Titantron, and then just going left and right on the stage shooting out like a machine gun for a few seconds before one final blast out of multicolored pyro shot out of the stage. The lights came on immediately in the arena, and the crowd immediately roared ferociously in fervor, absolutely thrilled that the show was now beginning. Fans held up signs such as "Your Time Is Up, Mario!", "Consider The Rumble Stolen a Second Time," and "Starforce for the Fail, Starfox for the Win!" The screen then switched over to Church and Sarge at the announce table.

"Hello everybody, welcome again to UCA Monday Night Flame!" Church said. "We are live here from the IZOD Center in New Jersey! I'm your sarcastic asshole commentator, Church, joined by the leader of the Reds, Sarge!"

"Hey, don't introduce me, you dirty Blue!" Sarge screamed. "You don't deserve to introduce a great Red like me! Let this be a lesson to you! Now we got ourselves one hell of a night planned, coming off an explosive night last week!"

"We got Tifa facing off against Princess Peach in a match with major Women's Title implications!" Church stated. "Also tonight, Edward Elric takes on Tom of Team 2D, and Fox will face the No. 30 entrant in the Rumble, Scourge in a rematch from the Final Clash 2007 main event! And of course, there's the main event of the night!"

"Eight-time World Champion Red will go one-on-one with Hardcore Champion Senji!" Sarge said. "First time ever they will face off! And knowing how those two are, you can expect one hell of an epic fight! Oh, I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it!"

"And finally, we'll hear from Sonic the Hedgehog later tonight in the ring!" Church said. "What will the No. 1 Contender have to say just 13 days away from Royal Reckoning? After his six-month absence, you can bet he has a lot to say especially about that damn plumber, Mario."

("Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage)

"Speaking of whom..." Church said.

The crowd's cheer degenerated into thunderous boos as the lights turned red with dots of blue, and Mario came out onto the stage with a furious scowl, the World Title around the waist. He looked out to the crowd that was booing him, and he instantly threw up the double bird to them, inciting even further rage. He walked down the rampway, and then the steel steps before entering the ring. He unhooked the title from his waist before climbing the turnbuckle and raising the title in the air, shouting "GREATEST CHAMPION EVER!"

"The opening contest for the evening is set for one fall. Introducing first, representing the Mushroom Kingdom, from Brooklyn, New York now residing in Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 239 lbs., the UCA World Heavyweight Champion, Super Mario!"

"Looks like the World Champ is in action right now." Church noted. "But he doesn't look very happy right now. Hell, it's obvious he's pissed off."

"And he has every right to be!" Sarge exclaimed. "Our great red champion is being forced to compete in the opener! I know Red vs Senji is a match worthy of the main event, but Mario should not be forced into such a position here! UWE disrespected Mario at Bad Blood, and now they are disrespecting him in UCA!"

"Hey, it's the boss' call here, you don't like it, tough luck." Church stated. "As World Champ, despite me despising him as such, he has a duty to wrestle from any position no matter what. I mean-Oh God, he's got a mic. Get ready for the stupid rant people."

Mario had grabbed a mic from the ring crew and now stood in the center of the ring and began to speak. "THIS...ISN'T...RIGHT! This isn't right at all! I'm the World Heavyweight Champion! I'm the face of this company! I'm the best damn thing going in UCA! But here I am, forced to be in the opening match for this damn show! I shouldn't be opening anything, especially for you garbage New Jeryseans in this waste of a city!" The crowd was absolutely livid as they showered him in deep hatred-filled boos. "Oh, I hate you all too! The fact is I should be the main event of this show! Screw Red vs Senji! It can't hold a candle to any match I'm in! Senji's just an overrated, crazy bastard who's only good skill is being hardcore! And as for Red, he's not on my level at all! I proved that when I beat his ass at the Survival Games and retained my World Title! I proved that he is inferior to me!"

"Oh so true!" Sarge agreed. "Mario beat Red back at the big event! He beat him with his World Title on the line!"

"Only because a certain, obsessed Pokemon Rival of Red's came in and screwed him over!" Sarge reminded him. "And if that damn Oak hadn't disappeared afterwards..."

"Screw Red! I'm the new face of UCA!" Mario proclaimed, inciting chants of "Fuck You, Mario!" "Yeah, well fuck you all too! I'm the main event of this show! I'm the only person in this damn company who deserves to be at the top of the show! What's happened the last few weeks show that Force has it out for me! He has treated me with such disrespect, such bias that it makes me sick! Well if he wants to be that way, so be it! I'll just show him that he can do nothing to stop me! His attempt at screwing me over with Sonic will end in failure! I'll do what I should have done months ago and end that damn hedgehog once and for all! Mamma Mia, I'll show you all hopeless it was to even try to defeat me when I leave Sonic a broke, bloody mess at Royal Reckoning! I will show you all why I am the greatest champion ever, as if my accomplishments in UCA don't already prove that! Two-time and current World Champion, two-time Intercontinental Champion, four-time Tag Team Champion with Luigi, 1994 Royal Rumble winner, and LONGEST REIGNING World Champion in UCA history! I beat two other World Champions at the Awards for UCA! And that's only my accomplishments in UCA! I will prove why I am Super Mario! I will..."

("Meant to Live" by Switchfoot)

The crowd exploded into the cheers as Mario's head snapped towards the stage, where Tails came out on with his Tag Title around his waist, a frown on his face. He looked at Mario in the ring for a second before shaking his head, making his way down the ramp, slapping a few of the fans' hands. He slid into the ring and climbed up the turnbuckle and raised his arms to the cheers.

"And his opponent, from Westside Island, weighing in at 198 lbs., he is one half of the UCA World Tag Team Champions, Miles 'Tails' Prower!"

"Oh thank God for Tails, I thought I was going to vomit after hearing all that crap." Church stated.

"How dare that damn fox interrupt the great Mario's speech!" Sarge exclaimed. "I hope Mario puts him in his place...and gives him a SHOTGUN TO THE FACE!"

Mario was livid as Tails grabbed a mic from the ringside crew. "What the hell are you doing?! How dare you interrupt me! I am..."

"I think I speak for all of us when I say SHUT THE HELL UP!" Tails interrupted, earning loud cheers from the crowd and more anger from Mario. "I am tired of you running your mouth over and over again here, so I think it's time for me to speak out! You come out here and you say that you're the only person who deserves to be in the main event? That World Championship on your shoulder does deserve to be in the main event, but you personally, you don't deserve to even open the show, let alone be in the main event after all you've done!" The crowd was even louder with cheers after that statement. "You have escaped with that title in every defense you've had, you have cheated everybody you've faced! You screwed Shadow at Final Clash last year, you screwed Sonic when he cashed-in Money in the Bank, you screwed Red at the Survival Games, and you screwed me and Knuckles at Ragnarok! You cost us our dream of being World Champion in the cheapest way possible! You have disgraced that title with what you've done, and you don't compare to most of the people that have held that title!"

"Tails is just laying shot after shot on Mario!" Church stated. "And he's not letting up one bit!"

"How dare you disrespect me!" Mario shouted back in anger. "You dare..."

"Yeah, I dare to disrespect you because you deserve it!" Tails interrupted again, the crowd now chanting Tails' name. "You want to complain about not being in the main event? If you were a true World Champion, a fighting Champion, you would work with what you are given, no matter your place on the card! If you were truly the greatest champion ever, you would put on the best match possible. You would steal the show, and make it so that your match is so talked about that it could be considered the true main event. But you don't, you just rant on and on. Well, I know for a fact that if Sonic were in your shoes, he would do just what I said, and do it better than anyone else, especially you!"

"That damn hedgehog is not even close to my level!" Mario roared.

"He's more than on your level, HE'S WAY ABOVE IT!" Tails shouted back. "He beat you in WWE at Wrestlemania X for the Toon Title! He beat you in 1992 with his UCA World Title on the line! He's done more for this company than you could ever hope to do! He's had more classic matches than you could ever have! And at least he cares about UCA! You left UCA in '96 to go back to WWE when it was more profitable, and came back two years ago just for the money and publicity. Sonic has stayed in UCA since he debuted here BECAUSE HE LOVES THIS PLACE! He loves UCA and has done so much for this company, while you could care less about UCA if it didn't give you what you wanted! Sonic has, and always will be, better...than...YOU!"

Mario shook his head in furious manner as he spoke. "No...no...no...no..."

"And deep down...you know it." Tails furiously said. "You know it! You know that Sonic is better than you! That he can beat you and take that World Title! That's why you tried to take him out! That's why you are scared of your impending match with him! That's why you tried to get the match revoked! It's why you try to continually convince yourself you're the best to no avail! Sonic is better than you, and at Royal Reckoning...he will be...the Last...Man...Standing! And the NEW...World Heavyweight Champion!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Mario roared out in absolute anger as the crowd roared in approval at the proclamation. "HE WILL NOT BEAT ME! I REFUSE TO LET THAT HEDGEHOG HUMILIATE ME AGAIN! HE IS NOT BETTER THAN ME! HE IS NOT BETTER THAN ME! MY ACCOLADES THROUGHOUT FICTION WRESTLING SHOW THIS TO BE TRUE! AND I WILL PROVE IT ONCE AND FOR ALL! HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME, BECAUSE ONCE I'M DONE WITH HIM, HE WILL WISH HE NEVER CROSSED ME AGAIN! I WILL LEAVE HIM A BROKEN BLOODY MESS AND FINALLY END HIS DAMN CAREER! I AM SUPER MARIO AND I AM THE GREATEST CHAMPION EVER!"

"Yeah, keep telling yourself that Mario, because that's all you can do at this point." Tails said seriously. "Sonic's my best friend, and I have no doubt that he will end your reign as World Champion once and for all, and the same goes for all of these people. I've said my piece, and Sonic will say his later tonight. And now, it's time for me to prove to everybody...that I...am better than you."

Tails threw the mic to the side and unhooked his belt from his waist, handing it to the ringside crew. Mario looked at Tails in a rage that was never before seen from him before handing his title to ref.

"...Holy shit, dude..." Church said. "I never thought Tails could get like that...he just destroyed Mario verbally, and pissed him off to a level we've never seen before. And the thing is...there's a damn good chance he's completely right."

"That...THAT DISRESPECTFUL, BLUE-SYMPATHIZING FOX!" Sarge exclaimed. "How dare he say such crap to the one of the greatest Reds of all time! I hope he has a coffin ready, because after what he just said, that's what he will need after Mario is done with him!"

Both Mario and Tails stood in their respective corners, glaring at each other before the ref rang the bell. Mario immediately charged at Tails, throwing a fist at the fox, but Tails ducked it. Tails pushed Mario into the corner and began unloading punch after punch on Mario before the red plumber pushed the fox away. Mario once again charged with a clothesline, but Tails again ducks, and when Mario turns around, Tails kicks him in the thigh. Mario screamed out in pain as Tails kicked him a few more times in the thigh before pushing him into the ropes and whipping him into the opposite ones. Tails went for the clothesline, but Mario ducked it as he came back. Mario bounced off the ropes again and went for Tails...only to get a Dropkick right to the jaw! Mario falls down as Tails covers him! 1..2...Mario manages to kick out!

"Tails is more focused than I've ever seen him before!" Church noted. "Hearing that stupid rant of Mario must've really fired the Tag Champ up!"

"Yeah, well watch as Mario stomps on that fire permanently!" Sarge stated.

Tails picked up Mario and proceeded to nail a Snap Suplex on the plumber before hitting a Jumping Elbow Drop to the chest. Tails with the cover! 1...2...Mario kicks out! Tails turned Mario over and locked in a Side Headlock, wrenching his arms around the head. Mario slowly stood with Tails in tow, and suddenly lifted him up for a Back Suplex, but Tails backflipped onto his feet behind Mario. Tails then bounced off the ropes as Mario turned around...and runs into a Jumping High Knee from Mario! Mario covers Tails! 1...2...Kick out! Mario wastes no motion as he mounts Tails and delivers blow after blow to Tails skull!

"Damn those are some of the most vicious punches I've ever seen!" Church noted. "This plumber is really pissed off!"

"Can you blame him?! That damn fox said some of the most horrible, untrue stuff ever heard to him!" Sarge exclaimed. "Mario has every right to beat the hell out of him!"

Mario continued to pound away at Tails before he was pulled up to a standing position by the ref, which only lead to Mario stomping away at Tails chest furiously. He then picked up the fox and whipped him into the corner. He followed the fox and rammed his shoulder HARD into the stomach of Tails. The Tag Champ groaned in deep pain as he stumbled out of the corner, holding his stomach, and Mario ran and bounced off the ropes, coming towards Tails for a Clothesline...but Tails suddenly jumps up and lands a Hurricanrana Pin on Mario! 1...2...Mario kicks out just before the three!

"Oh sweet mercy, that was too close for comfort!" Sarge stated.

"Mario better reign in that anger of his, or he's going to get his ass pinned!" Church said.

Tails scrambled to his feet and went to grab Mario, but the plumber suddenly lifted up the fox and hit a Reverse Atomic Drop, stunning him! Mario then grabbed Tails and nailed a lightning quick STO! The fox rolled over onto his back, holding his face in pain before Mario picked him up and whipped him into the corner. Mario then rushed forward and hit a HARD Corner Clothesline on Tails, the fox slumping the corner. Mario then lifted Tails onto the top turnbuckle, and attempted to climb up there with him, but Tails suddenly began to hit Mario in the face, forcing him back down to the ground. He then shot a leg out, kicking Mario in the gut and forcing him to bend over in pain...AND SUDDENLY DIVES OFF AND ROLLS MARIO IN A SUNSET FLIP PIN!

"Tails just rolled up the asshole!" Church exclaimed. "This could be it!"

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Mario kicks out at 2.5!

"Hah, as if the great Super Mario could get beat by a simple Sunset Flip!" Sarge taunted.

"Could've fooled me." Church stated.

Mario scrambled to his feet and went for a clothesline, but Tails suddenly ducks it...and grabs Mario head and hits a Sleeper Slam! Tails then ran to the ropes and leaped at the second ropes...Springboard Moonsault! But Mario suddenly rolls out of the way, and Tails manages to land on his feet in time! Tails rushes at Mario...but Mario suddenly lifts him up the legs...AND FLAPJACKS HIM ACROSS THE ROPES! Tails staggers to his feet, coughing as he held his throat, and nearly get his head taken off with a vicious clothesline!

"Mario just takes Tails' head off with a brutal clothesline!" Sarge exclaimed. "He is determined to prove Tails wrong!"

"I have to admit, Mario is a lot more motivated than he usually is!" Church admitted.

Mario covers Tails! 1...2...Tails kicks out at 2.7! Mario picks up Tails and whips him into the ropes, but when Tails rebounds, the fox drops and slides between Mario's leg, ending up behind the World Champ. And before Mario could react, Tails shot up and grab Mario's head...REVERSE DDT TO MARIO! Cover! 1..2...

No! Mario kicks out at 2.8! Tails went to pick up Mario, but the plumber suddenly headbutted the fox in the gut, stunning him. Mario then bent him over and wrapped his arms around his waist, and lifted him up for a Gutwrench Suplex!...Tails suddenly flips and lands on his feet, surprising Mario. Tails turns around and...NAILS A GAMENGIRI KICK TO THE SKULL OF MARIO! The plumber is dazed as he falls to a knee, and Tails hooks him up, and hits a Russian Leg Sweep!

"Tails has got Mario reeling here!" Church stated. "That kick may have knocked whatever smarts he had left out of his skull!"

Tails hooks the leg of Mario!

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Mario shoots the shoulder out at 2.8!

"Mario's calls upon the power of the Reds and kicks out!" Sarge stated.

"Power of the Reds?" Sarge questioned disbelievingly. "Where do you come up with this stuff?"

Tails picked up Mario and placed him in the Suplex position. He lifted the plumber up, but Mario suddenly landed behind the fox, and grabbed him in a Full Nelson...RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX! Tails held his neck in pain as he rolled onto his back, and Mario suddenly leaped at his leg, and locked in an Ankle Lock!

"Ankle Lock! Ankle Lock!" Church cried out. "Mario's got the Ankle Lock cinched in, and isn't letting go!"

"Come on, Mario, snap that fox's little ankle in two!" Sarge demanded.

Tails screamed out in pain as Mario twisted the ankle in the middle of the ring. The fox tried to crawl to the ropes, but Mario wasn't budging! Tails clawed at the mat, trying to move, but Mario just responded by twisting the ankle even more! Tails screeched out in pain as he raised a shaking hand in the air...it looked dangerously close to tapping...

...Tails suddenly rolls onto his back and pushes Mario away with both of his feet. The fox slowly stands up, limping a little thanks to his hurt ankle, and Mario suddenly stands up and rushes at Tails, kicking him in the ankle. Tails cried out in pain as he fell to a knee, and Mario takes advantage with a Facebreaker Knee Smash! Tails shoots up to his feet, stunned, and Mario grabs him, lifts him up and spins him around...

...TAILS GRABS MARIO'S HEAD MID-MOVE AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT!

"Oh no! Tails reverses the Spinning Spinebuster with a DDT!" Sarge cried out. "Poor Mario!"

Tails turns over Mario and hooks the leg!

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MARIO KICKS OUT AT 2.9!

"Mario keeps himself alive!" Church stated. "Mario's got to do something, or his head is going to get planted again!"

Tails sat up, panting in exhaustion, and closed his eyes in frustration before picking up Mario and whipping him into the corner. Shaking some feeling back into his ankle, Tails rushed forward at Mario and leaped at him...but Mario suddenly moves out of the way, causing Tails to crash headfirst into the turnbuckle! Tails staggered out of the corner in a daze, before being turned around by Mario...Mario hooks him up...AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A URANAGE!

"Tails just gets flattened with an Uranage! Church exclaimed. "Mario may have just won this!"

Mario covers Tails!

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NO! TAILS SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP!

"Dammit, Tails kicks out before the three!" Sarge cried out. "Where is he finding this strength to kick out?! It can't be from the power of the Reds!"

"It's from his own heart and toughness, dumbass!" Church exclaimed/

Mario groaned in frustration as he picked up Tails, and began to nail right after right hand to the skull of Tails, each one dazing the fox even further. After the seventh punch, Mario steadied the dazed fox, and with a smirk, he suddenly slapped him across the face! The crowd exploded into thunderous boos as Tails nearly falls backwards, but Mario keeps him on his feet. Chuckling, Mario bounced himself off the ropes, and went for a Clothesline...

...BUT TAILS SUDDENLY DUCKS IT! HE THEN LEAPS UP AT MARIO FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HIM INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN!

"Tails caught the bastard off guard with a Crucifix..." Church began.

...MARIO SUDDENLY ROLLS THROUGH...

...AND STANDS UP WITH TAILS ON HIS SHOULDERS!

"Sweet Revere, Mario just rolled through the Crucifix in an awesome reversal!" Sarge exclaimed. "Super Mario has got Tails for the Nintendozer!"

The crowd was in shock as Mario smirked and was about to go for the Nintendozer, but Tails suddenly gets off his shoulders and lands behind Mario. Mario turns around and goes for a clothesline, but Tails ducks it! Tails leaps at the ropes as Mario turns around...

...FLYING CHUCK TO THE SKULL OF MARIO!

"Tails knocks Mario's lights out with the Flying Chuck!" Church shouted. "Payback for that slap earlier!"

The crowd cheers loudly as Mario is lied out and Tails drags him over to the corner. Once done, Tails climbs up the turnbuckle until he is at the very top. Tails stands up there and holds his arms to the side in a pose.

"Oh no, Tails is about to go for that damn Spiral Tap!" Sarge cried.

"Mario, kiss your ass good-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!" Church shouted.

Tails was about to leap off for the Spiral Tap...WHEN LUIGI SUDDENLY SHOWS UP AND LEAPS ONTO THE APRON! Tails saw this as Luigi began to badmouth the fox, and the fox leaped off the top and went for a Diving Double Ax Handle on the plumber! Luigi jumps off the apron just before Tails hits him, and the fox lands in the ring!

"Dammit, that damn Luigi has no business being here!" Church exclaimed. "And here he is, trying to screw Tails!"

"What are you talking about, dirty Blue?!" Sarge replied. "Luigi is just here to offer support to his brother! Why is that so wrong?"

"Support his brother, my ass!" Church shouted. "He distracted Tails from hitting the Spiral Tap, and you know it!"

Tails glared at the green plumber outside the ring, while Luigi just smirked at the fox in the ring. After a few moments, Tails turned around to deal with Mario...

...ONLY FOR MARIO TO LIFT TAILS ON HIS SHOULDERS! MARIO DRILLS TAILS WITH THE NINTENDOZER!

"FUCK! MARIO HITS THE DAMN NINTENDOZER OFF THE DISTRACTION BY LUIGI!" Church cursed. "MARIO'S GOING TO STEAL THE DAMN WIN! THIS CAN'T END LIKE THIS!"

"I'm afraid it is, dirty Blue. Tails..." Sarge began.

Mario smirked arrogantly as he hooks Tails' leg.

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TAILS KICKS OUT AT 2.999!

"You Just Got...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Church exclaimed.

"YES! YES! YES! TAILS KICKED OUT!" Church cheered. "MARIO AIN'T GOING TO STEAL THIS ONE AFTER ALL!"

Mario sits up, looking completely shocked, and his brother out of the ring mirrored his expression. Mario stood up and began to argue with the ref, saying "That was three, it had to be three, you stupid ref!" The ref continued to maintain however that it was just a two count. Luigi began to also shout that it had to be three as well to the ref from the outside. Suddenly, the crowd exploded with loud cheers...

...AND KNUCKLES STRIKES LUIGI IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM BEHIND! The crowd is going wild as Knuckles drops down and begins to deliver devastating punches over and over again to Luigi. He picked up Luigi and rammed him into the apron before delivering even more blows against the ring. The ref saw the beatdown, and turned his attention to it, trying to get the two to stop and get away from the ring. Mario glared at the altercation going on before turning his attention and picking him up...

...ONLY FOR TAILS TO SUDDENLY NAIL AN ENZIGURI! The crowd goes wild as Mario is stunned, and Tails quickly grabbed his head and set him up...

"Tails is going for the Tails Cyclone!" Church shouted. "Justice is about to be served!"

Tails was about to flip for his finisher, but is suddenly knocked down from the behind. The culprit is...

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YOSHI!

"YOSHI?!" Church exclaims. "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS THAT CREATURE OF ALL THINS DOING HERE!"

"YOSHI IS HERE TO SAVE SUPER MARIO! YES!" Sarge cheered.

The crowd is in shock as Yoshi stares down at the fallen fox before picking him up and lifting him upside down in a Body Slam position, shouting "YOSHI!"...

...AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS MICHINOKU DRIVER!

"SHIT! TAILS JUST GETS HIS HEAD SPIKED BY THAT DAMN YOSHI!" Church shouted. "AND THE REF IS TOO BUSY WITH KNUCKLES AND LUIGI TO SEE A DAMN THING!"

Tails is completely laid out as Yoshi gets out of the ring, the crowd swamping him in boos as Mario smirks down at the fox before dropping down and covering him!

"FUCK! MARIO'S GOING TO COVER OFF THE DAMAGE DONE BY YOSHI!" Church shouted.

"You got that right! And this time for sure, Tails..." Sarge said.

The referee noticed Mario's pin on Tails and dropped down for the count.

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3!

"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.

("Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage)

The crowd was absolutely thunderous with the boos as Mario got off of Tails and the ref raised his hands in victory. The red plumber shouted "GREATEST CHAMPION EVER!" as he pumped his fists up and down in triumph. Knuckles stopped his beating of Luigi and looked at Mario in the ring, shocked at what he just saw.

"Here is your winner, the World Heavyweight Champion, Super Mario!"

"DAMMIT!" Church cursed. "THAT DAMN MARIO STEALS ONE AGAIN! TAILS HAD THIS WON, BUT THAT YOSHI COMES IN AND TAKES HIM OUT! WHAT IS YOSHI OF ALL PEOPLE DOING HERE ANYWAY?!"

"Who cares?!" Sarge replied. "Super Mario has won! Let us celebrate the victory of our World Champion!"

Knuckles, feeling that Tails was somehow screwed over, charged into the ring and rushed at Mario. However, Mario sidestepped him, and as he did, Yoshi slid into the ring...AND TAKES KNUCKLES' FREAKING HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Knuckles is down as Yoshi picks up the echidna and lifts him onto his shoulders...AND HITS AN INVERTED SAMOAN DROP ON HIM!

"DAMMIT! NOW THAT DAMN YOSHI TAKES OUT KNUCKLES!" Church exclaimed in anger. "THAT YOSHI IS A MONSTER! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!"

"DON'T! This is just getting good!" Sarge retorted.

Yoshi stares down the fallen echidna as Luigi enters the ring holding his head in pain, glaring at the echidna in anger before beginning to stomp away at him. Yoshi begins to do the same thing to Tails, and the Tag Team Champions are getting mudholes stomped into them when Mario suddenly orders to them to stop and they comply. As Tails and Knuckles writhe in pain, Mario grabs a mic and his World Title and begin to speak.

"Once again, I prove why I am the greatest champion ever!" Mario announced, the crowd chanting "Bullshit!" "I beat this damn fox once again and prove my superiority over him! He and this damn echidna dared to challenge me, and look at them now! Down on their backs, writhing in unimaginable pain! No one can challenge me, no one can ever hope to best me! But I know you're all wondering why my good friend beside me is here? Why Yoshi has suddenly appeared here on UCA? Well, it's simple. Tails, Knuckles..."

"...meet Luigi's partner for Royal Reckoning, YOSHI!"

"YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!" Church shouted.

"And at Royal Reckoning, Luigi and Yoshi will beat your sorry asses and bring the Tag Team Titles back where they belong, to the Mushroom Kingdom!" Mario proclaimed. "Just like I will destroy that blasted hedgehog once and for all at Royal Reckoning, and retain my World Title! Sonic's got something to say later tonight? Well nothing he says will change the fact that his ass is grass in 13 days! Nothing will change the fact that his fate is sealed! Nothing will change the fact that I will be the LAST MAN STANDING at Royal Reckoning! But who knows? Maybe I'll go crash his little speech to bring some excitement to it. But until then, look at your friends, you rodent! Look at the fate your friends suffered, because that will be your fate and more at Royal Reckoning!"

Mario then threw the mic to the side to thunderous boos and the trio exited the ring and made their way up the ramp. Tails and Knuckles began to come to and laid on their sides, glaring at the retreating figures of the three. The three stopped at the ramp and Mario raised his World Title, smirking arrogantly as Luigi endorsed his brother and Yoshi just stared down the anthros in the ring.

"I can't believe what I just heard!" Church exclaimed. "Luigi has chosen Yoshi of all people to be his partner at Royal Reckoning, bringing him in to UCA! And after the damage we just saw from him, Tails and Knuckles are in some deep shit!"

"I think it's safe to say that Tails and Knuckles are doomed, just like Sonic is!" Sarge stated. "And did you hear from Mario? Super Mario may be gracing us all with his presence later tonight during Sonic's speech!"

"Sonic and Mario possibly face-to-face in the ring for the first time in six months?" Church questioned. "That's going to be one of the most volatile situations ever if it happens! We're going to have to wait until Sonic's segment later tonight to see if that happens!"


We go to the Titantron which goes to Force's office, where the fox was leaning back in his chair watching the events that just occurred on the TV. Force had a look of surprise, letting out a long whistle.

"Wow, Yoshi huh..." Force managed to get out. "Gotta say, I really didn't see that coming at all. And if that was any indication, Yoshi just may be a monster come Royal Reckoning." He looked over to his right "You sure your friends can handle it?"

The screen then moves over to the right, revealing none other than Sonic the Hedgehog to an absolutely thunderous ovation. The blue hedgehog was sitting on Force's desk, arms crossed over his chest as he looked at the TV. He turned to Force with his signature grin on his face.

"I have no doubts that they will." Sonic assured. "So what if Mario has got himself a green dinosaur? Tails and Knuckles ARE still going to wipe the floor with the Mushroom Kingdom at Royal Reckoning! I have full confidence those green lackeys of Mario. Tails and Knuckles can at least think for themselves after all."

"Heh, good to know that you have such confidence in them." Force smirked. "But you sure it was okay not to run out there and help them out?"

"They told me not to come out there no matter what happened." Sonic explained. "They said that I shouldn't be getting in myself into brawls with the Mushroom Kingdom right now. Said that I should be 100% for what I have to say later in the likelihood that Mario comes out and things degenerate real quick. I wouldn't put pass that happening at all. And besides, I think those two wanted to deal with these guys themselves at that moment, and I had to respect that, even after what happened."

"I can respect that." Force nodded.

"Also...what's this I hear about you trying to be the temporary GM of UWE in Connor's absence?" Sonic raised an eyebrow. "I mean, you already run UCA, and running another company may be a little much."

"Ah, there's two reasons for that." Force replied as he placed his hands behind his head. "One, Connor is a very good friend of mine, and in light of his condition, I feel like I should do my best to help him out by running the UWE show in his place. It would only be for a couple of shows. Besides, I had to do something about Rugal Berstein. Couldn't let that guy run UWE. And two, it would be a great experience for me as an authority figure. I'd be running things in a true hardcore environment for the first time, and even after over twenty years of being the boss here, I know there's still quite a bit for me to learn. So running UWE would proved for me a new place to experience, and learn new ways to be a better GM. I can handle working both UCA and UWE, I got the confidence I can. Still, it's up to the UWE Board to decide, and even if they don't choose me, as long as they don't choose Rugal, I'll be satisfied."

"Heh, even after over twenty years of being at this, you still reaching for new heights?" Sonic smirked.

"Hey, I love wrestling and UCA, and I want to learn as much as I can about the business so I can make UCA a better company that it already is." Force smiled.

"Heh, so glad to have you as the boss." Sonic smirked. "You're the right guy to run this place, no doubt."

"Thanks man, I appreciate that." Force smiled. Suddenly, his smile disappeared. "Hey, can you leave my office? I have to make a call, and I would like to be alone when I make it."

"No problem, Force." Sonic nodded. He hopped off the desk and flashed his signature grin at the fox. "I guess I'll be getting myself ready for later tonight!" Sonic made a salute to Force as he left. "See you later, Force. Hope everything works out for you in the end."

Force returned the wave with one of his own as Sonic left, and then pulled out his cell phone. Dialing numbers he had all but memorized, he lifted the phone to his ear. "He's gotta answer this time." Force said to himself. "He's gotta. My previous calls had to have..." He trailed off as he heard something, and his eyes widened in shock. "Voicemail...again...?" He suddenly narrowed his eyes in anger. "Okay, THAT'S IT!"

He shot up from chair, slamming his hand down on his desk. "Okay, I know you're there, probably sulking in some corner as you listen to this, so listen up good! I am damn tired of you holing yourself up, isolating yourself from everyone and everything simply because things didn't go your way! I'm sorry about what happened at the Clash, I'm sorry that the girl you wanted didn't marry you, I'm sorry that you've been hurt so much, I really am! But it's time for you to be a man, AND SUCK IT UP! The real you that I know isn't some bitter, secluded, and upset guy who's hiding from the fact that things didn't go his way! The real you wouldn't let this keep him down, he would move forward and keep on fighting, he'd be the strong wolf that he's always been and rise up from the ashes! Your friends went to XCW and revived their careers, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DO THE SAME DAMN THING! Don't let this consume you, don't let it dictate your life! Do you want your career to end like this, do you want your life to end up like this?! Do you want to end up being a has-been? OR DO YOU WANT TO BECOME ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME?! Well...if you want the latter...THEN GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASS, STOP HIDING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS, SIGN WITH UCA, AND MAKE YOUR OWN DESTINY! Call me when these words finally get through to you!"

Force angrily ended the call and sat down in his chair, a frustrated sigh leaving his lips. "If that won't get through to him...then I don't know what will. All I can do is hope now..."


The scene changes to the interview area backstage where Tucker is, standing with a microphone. And as usual, he seemed to be arguing with someone off-screen.

"Oh come on man, why do I have to do this interview?" Tucker whined. "Simmons or Donut would be more suited for this crap! Their tailor made for this shit! Why can't I go interview the women in UCA? I'm sure they would all love to have a piece of Tucker! Bow chicka bow..."

"Do the interview or you're fired!" A random higher-up shouted.

"Oh fine..." Tucker groaned before turning to the camera. "Ladies and gentlemen, Tucker here, and I would like to introduce the Ultimate Life-Form, Shadow the Hedgehog."

The crowd exploded with a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, as the black hedgehog appeared on the screen, shaking his head at the antics of Tucker before reverting to his stoic expression.

"Alright, let's get this over with." Tucker stated. "Long story short, Chaos screwed you Shadow two weeks ago out of the Hardcore Title. Last week, you screwed Chaos in the near same fashion last week in his match against Hope. Just what do you think of this whole situation between you two?"

"This whole thing between me and Chaos began when I eliminated him in the Fatal 4 Way Hardcore Title Match two weeks ago. As far as I can tell, it's not so much getting beaten that's angering him, it's the fact that we eliminated FIRST in the match. He has such a god complex, he thinks so of high of himself, that to him being eliminated first is like trying to humiliate him. He thought I was trying to make a fool of him, and he responded by the beating the crap out of me in that match and costing me my chance at the title! I admit...I kind of respect the fact he had the balls to do something like that. Not many people do to me what he did without hesitation or fear..."

Shadow paused for a bit for continuing. "But that doesn't mean I'm letting him go! As far as his reasons go for his attack on me, complete crap! He's a sore loser that couldn't handle what happened to him so he decided to take his anger out on me! I didn't eliminate him first to make a fool of him or anything, the opportunity to take someone out presented itself and I took it! Nothing personal about it! But that god-complex hedgehog screwed me over for his own asinine reasons! Well no screws me over and gets away with it that's for sure! So when Hope faced Chaos last week in order to get at the blasted hedgehog, I saw my chance! I screwed HIM the exact same way he screwed me! A little role reversal for his tastes! And before anyone asks, no, this is not going to be a reunion of D-Hedgeration X in UCA. Leave that for the Fiction Wrestling Awards. I want to be a loner right now, and I appreciate Hope facing Chaos for my sake, but this is my fight, my battle, and I will deal with Chaos personally! Now I'm not stupid, I know that this is far from over between me and him, I know this is only going to escalate, and I'm ready for that! Because I'm going to humble Chaos once and for all! He may have been able to win the Omega Title over on UWE, but in UCA, things will happen differently! Chaos says that the Ultimate Life Form must bow down to the God of Destruction? He's got it all wrong. It's the God of Destruction that must bow down to the Ultimate..."

Shadow was cut off mid-sentence as he was knocked down to the ground from the front by surprise, prompting a "Holy Crap!" from Tucker! The screen shows the attacker to be...Chaos the Hedgehog! The crowd was swamping Chaos in boos as the violet/black hedgehog sneered down at Shadow before promptly pushing Tucker out of his way before dropping down and delivering punch after punch on Shadow! He then picked up the black hedgehog and dragged him across the hallways before throwing him into the concrete wall! Shadow groaned in pain before Chaos grabbed his head and slammed the back of it into the wall five times before slamming him down onto the concrete ground! Chaos went to deliver even more damage, but security showed up and attempted to restrain Chaos. Shadow stirred on the floor as Chaos was being pulled back, and the self-proclaimed God suddenly began striking down all the security guards! With the last dealt with, Chaos turned to Shadow...

...ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND BY SHADOW! The Ultimate Life Form unloaded a flurry of shots to Chaos as the crowd cheered him on before picking him up and ramming him back-first into the wall! Chaos hissed in pain as he arched his back before Chaos grabbed him, dragged him into a nearby and slammed his head down across it! Shadow repeated this action several times before letting go of Chaos and grabbing a nearby chair! He raised it and slammed it across the back of Chaos! Chaos groaned in pain as he once again arched his back, slowly standing up...AND SHADOW TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE CHAOS BLAST! Chaos lies on the ground holding his face in pain, and Shadow moves in for the kill, but suddenly more security shows up, this time restraining Shadow. As the black hedgehog tries to free himself, Chaos grabs the chair that Shadow discarded, and gets to his feet. Shadow not seeing this, manages to break himself free and rushes at Chaos...

...AND GETS BLASTED IN THE SKULL WITH A STEEL CHAIR BY CHAOS! Shadow is absolutely laid out as Chaos growled down at Shadow before picking him up and placing him between his legs...he lifts hims up onto his shoulders...then lifts him up even higher...

RIDE TO HELL THROUGH THE NEARBY TABLE! Shadow is completely motionless as security gets between him and Chaos, telling Chaos to back off. Chaos looked at them for a moment before turning his attention to the fallen hedgehog before chuckling darkly.

"This is only the beginning Shadow." Chaos stated ominously. "Prepare to experience your own personal hell."

Chaos then left the area, leaving security and incoming EMTs to check on Shadow, writhing in pain among the remains of the table.


"Chaos has just taken this situation with Shadow to the next level!" Church stated. "Chaos just sent Shadow straight to hell through that table!"

"If war wasn't declared between Shadow and Chaos before, it sure is now!" Sarge stated. "May Lord have mercy on the arena that is forced to hold a confrontation between those two!"

"It's going to be an ugly fight when it happens officially no doubt about!" Church added. "Shadow and Chaos do no want to yield the other, and it's going to result in a brutal war sooner or later!"

"And no doubt the God of Destruction will come out on top!" Sarge proclaimed. "Not even Shadow can overcome a god!"

"Newsflash, dumbass! Chaos isn't a god at all, he just has a god complex!" Church exclaimed. "But still, doesn't change the fact that he's a dangerous motherfucker, as we just saw. Shadow ain't going to take this lightly, but for now, let's get into our Women's Division."

("Dead White Guys" by Joseph Saba and Stewart Winter)

The crowd exploded into loud boos as the music played, the lights turning a bright gold. Moments later, Sally Acorn came onto the stage wearing a dark purple royal robe with a crown over her head. She twirled around in a royal manner before looking out to the crowd and raising her arms in a haughty manner, the crowd booing her viciously as she did so. She walked down the rampway with a smug smirk on her face before stepping up the steel steps, and then entered the ring. She stood in the center of the ring raising her hands like she was better than everyone.

"Introducing first, from the Kingdom of Acorn, weighing in at 129 lbs., "The Princess" Sally Acorn!"

"Royalty is upon, dirty Blue, so show some respect!" Sarge stated. "A descendant of the great Acorns, Sally is one of the greatest females in UCA! She's a three-time Women's Champion"

"Her first reign was the second longest in the title's history, lasting one year from Final Clash 2005 to Final Clash 2006!" Church informed. "But accomplishments aside, doesn't change the fact she's a stuck-up spoiled brat! She's practically the definition of vain!"

"Don't you dare talk to royalty like that! You must bow down to someone like her!" Sarge exclaimed. "No one can best her, especially whoever her opponent is!"

("Megas XLR Theme" by Ragtime Revolutionaries)

The crowd absolutely went thunderous with cheers as the music played, and once the music picked up, Kiva Andru came out onto the stage, and was immediately taken back by the insane cheering from the crowd. Eventually, a small smile graced her features as she placed her hands on her hips, looking out to the crowd. She made her way down the ramp, raising her fist into the air as the crowd chanted Kiva's name. She then slid into the ring and climbed the turnbuckle and looking out to the crowd with that small smile on her face.

"And her opponent, from New Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 149 lbs., Kiva Andru!"

"The girl from the future is in the house, and this place is just deafening!" Church stated. "One of the newest members to the UCA roster, this place is absolutely going crazy for the hometown girl!"

"From the show Megas XLR, even I know this future girl can kick ass!" Sarge said. "And word has it that she was even trained by UCA legend, Sonya Blade! But I don't even think that will be enough to defeat the great Sally Acorn!"

"Don't sell Kiva short!" Church stated. "She may be new, but she is damn skilled and she's got a chance in my view against Sally!"

Sally set her wardrobe outside the ring and the ref proceeded to ring the bell. The two women slowly met each other in the middle of the ring and engaged in a lock-up. Both women tried to push the other back, but to no avail. Suddenly, Sally kneed her in the gut, forcing to Kiva to bend over in pain, allowing Sally to hit a Swinging Neckbreaker on Kiva. Sally then picked up Kiva and whipped her into the ropes and bent for a Back Body Drop, but Kiva leaped over her, and when Sally stood up and turned around, only to get a Dropkick from Kiva! The future girl picked up Sally and hit a quick Snap Suplex on her, followed by a quick cover! 1...Quick kick out by Sally! Kiva went to pick up Sally, but Sally suddenly rolled her up in a Jackknife Pin! 1...2...Kiva barely kicks out!"

"Sally nearly rolled up Kiva for the win!" Church stated. "Kiva better be more careful, Sally will take any opportunity she can get to win!"

"Definitely! That's why she is a top female in UCA!" Sarge added.

Both scrambled to their feet and Sally went for a Clothesline, but Kiva ducked it and nailed a Snap Neckbreaker from behind! Kiva then picked up Sally and whipped Sally into the corner and rushed in after her, but the Acorn lifted a foot up and caught Kiva in the jaw. Kiva staggered back as Sally leaped onto the second rope and dived...Diving European Uppercut to Kiva! Kiva is laid out and Sally makes the cover! 1...2...Kick out! Sally picked up Kiva and went for a Suplex, but Kiva twisted herself and landed behind Sally pushing her into the ropes. Sally bounced off the ropes front-first, and stepped backwards into a waistlock from Kiva. Kiva goes for a German Suplex!...but Sally backflips out of it and lands on her feet! Kiva scrambles to her feet...both go for Dropkicks and hit each other's feet. Both stand up and stand off, receiving a standing applause, more for Kiva then Sally.

"Both women are evenly matched at this point!" Church stated. "Sally wants to keep herself as a top contender in UCA, while Kiva wants to rise up big time!"

"These are not eye candy, people, these are UCA women, tough as nails and amazing wrestlers!" Sarge stated. "Produced of course by the Reds!" Church just sighed at Sarge's delusions.

Sally rushed at Kiva for a clothesline, but Kiva ducked it. Sally bounced off the ropes, but ran into a Powerslam from Kiva! Kiva hooks the leg! 1...2..Sally kicks out! Kiva picked up Sally and whipped her into the corner, she then ran at Sally and jumped at her, landing on her and hitting a Monkey Flip! Sally arched her back before Kiva and jumped into the air, landing a knee across Sally's midsection. Sally coughed a bit before Kiva picked her up and placed her on knees, and grabbed her head from behind...DRAGON SLEEPER LOCKED IN!

"Kiva's got the dreaded Dragon Sleeper on the spoiled Acorn!" Church stated. "This is hell of a lot more devastating than a regular sleeper, and I know damn well Sally can't take extended amounts of punishment!"

"Sally shouldn't be forced to bear this damn hold!" Sarge complained. "She's royalty dammit, royalty that is sponsored by the great Red army!"

The crowd was absolutely thunderous with cheers as they practically begged for Sally to tap. The Acorn was practically screaming in pain as her head was being pulled back by Kiva, who only tightened the hold further. Her arm was raised into the air...shaking uncontrollably...

...and suddenly strikes Kiva in the face with it! The future girl keeps the hold locked in, but Sally continues to punch Kiva in the face over and over until Kiva finally lets go in a daze. The crowd boos loudly as Sally gets on her knees, panting as she crawled to the corner. Kiva got to her a bit dazed before finally seeing Sally near the corner. She went over there to get Sally, but the Acorn suddenly caught her with a Drop Toehold, dropping Kiva face-first into the second turnbuckle, the crowd booing loudly!

"Wow, I can't believe Sally actually managed to get out of that Dragon Sleeper!" Church stated. "And now she's taken control!"

"Why are you so surprised, dirty Blue?" Sarge asked. "Sally's a great wrestler who knows how to play the game!"

"Yeah, but she has been known to not be able to take the punishment she dishes out." Church answered.

Sally then grabbed Kiva and grabbed her head from behind...Inverted Headlock Backbreaker from Sally! Sally picked up Kiva once more and threw her out of the ring with a thud. Sally followed her outside the ring and stomped a few times on her before picking her up...AND LANDING A SUPLEX ON HER ON THE PADDED CONCRETE! Kiva gritted her teeth in pain as Sally stood and gave an arrogant, sexy pose, the crowd chanting "Spoiled Brat! Spoiled Brat! Spoiled Brat!" at her.

"How dare this crowd say such horrible, false things about Sally!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Actually, they couldn't be more on the money with that chant, Sarge." Church stated.

Sally just turned her nose up at the crowd before grabbing Kiva and picked her up. She then proceeded to whip her into the steel steps...but Kiva steps onto the steel steps once she reaches them! Irked, Sally goes after Kiva, but gets a kick to the jaw once she's close enough. The Acorn staggers back a bit, and Kiva leaps off...DIVING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE STEEL STEPS ON SALLY! The crowd cheers loudly as Sally is dropped and Kiva wastes no time picking her up and throwing her back into the ring as the ref now counts to seven. Kiva then leaps onto the apron and climbs up the turnbuckle. Once on top, Kiva waits for Sally and the Acorn slowly gets to her feet...Kiva dives off...MISSILE DROPKICK ON SALLY!

"Sally gets dropped big time by that Missile Dropkick!" Church stated. "I think we can all kiss Sally goodbye!"

Kiva quickly covers Sally and hooks the leg!

1...

2...

Sally shoots the shoulder up! The crowd boos loudly at this!

"Ha, you were wrong as always, Blue!" Sarge cheered. "Yeah, you fans can hate it, but Sally's going to win! Face it!"

Kiva went to pick up Sally but the Acorn suddenly rolled up Kiva in a Small Package!

1..

2...

KIVA KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!

Kiva scrambles to her feet...ONLY TO GET A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! Kiva falls to her knees in a daze, and Sally grabbed the girl's head, wraps her legs around the waist...AND LOCKS IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!

"Guillotine Choke!" Church exclaimed. "That's just as damaging as the Dragon Sleeper! Sally is squeezing the life out of Kiva!"

"And their position...leaves one to his imagination..." Sarge said suggestively.

Kiva was flailing her limbs around as Sally squeezed even tighter around the head, falling onto her back with Kiva in tow, the Choke still locked in. Kiva grabbed at the arms and tried to pull them off, but Sally's grip was like a snake, she wasn't going to let go. Kiva's arm was lifted into the air, shaking with a fervor. Sally screamed out in intensity, tightening the hold even further. Kiva's hand shook like crazy...

...and Kiva suddenly began to move her body as Sally still held on...Kiva shut her eyes tight, she slowly got to a knee...AND BEGAN TO STAND UP WITH THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE STILL LOCKED IN! Sally's eyes widened to saucers as she tried to pull back on the head, keeping the pressure on and attempting to pull her back down, but Kiva was refusing to fall back down again! Kiva suddenly ran forward and RAMMED SALLY INTO THE CORNER! The crowd cheered loudly as Sally let go as a result of the impact and slumped in the corner!

"Did I just see what I thought I just saw?!" Sarge exclaimed.

"You sure did! That was some strength by the redhead from the future!" Church stated.

Kiva backed up a bit, taking a knee as she fought to regain her breath. When she finally composed herself, she saw Sally managing to stand in the corner and ran forward, landing a Double Knee Press right to the Acorn in the corner! Acorn stumbled out of the corner in a daze, and Kiva hooked her up...DDT! Kiva hooks the leg!

1...

2...

SALLY SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP!

"Kiva nearly gets Sally with the DDT!" Church stated. "The future girl has got Acorn reeling here!"

"But she will fail in the end!" Sarge declared. "By God, SHE WILL FAIL!"

Kiva picked up Sally and made sure she stayed standing up before backing up a bit...she lifted her leg up for the Megas Kick (Chick Kick)...Sally catches the leg before it connects...she then grabs the other leg and pulls it out from under her, causing Kiva to fall on her back. Sally readied herself...she then fell backwards and launched Kiva into the corner! Kiva's head bounces off the turnbuckle...the future girl staggered out of the corner in a daze...she was turned around and kicked in the gut before being placed between the leg and Sally hooks the arms, the crowd booing loudly at this.

"Sally's looking for Blue Blood" Church stated. "If she hits this, Kiva can kiss her chances at winning goodbye!"

"And maybe her neck as well!" Sarge added.

Sally went to lift up Kiva for Blue Blood (Double Underhook Sit-Out Piledriver)...BUT KIVA SUDDENLY BACK BODY DROPS SALLY OUT OF IT! Sally arches her back in pain as Kiva turns around and waits for Sally...the Acorn manages to get to her feet...Kiva swings her leg for the head...

SALLY DUCKS THE MEGAS KICK!

Kiva spins around from the momentum...

Sally turns around to deal with Kiva...

...ONLY FOR KIVA TO CATCH HER WITH THE XLR (Codebreaker)! THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY INSANE!

"XLR! XLR!" Church shouted. "KIVA CAUGHT SALLY WITH THE XLR OUT OF NOWHERE!"

"OH NO, SALLY'S JAW WAS JUST JACKED!" Sarge cried.

Sally stands up in a delayed fashion before falling down onto her back! Kiva quickly covers the Acorn with a hooked leg, the crowd counting as well!

1...

2...

3!

("Megas XLR Theme" by Raging Revolutionaries)

"Here is your winner, Kiva Andru!"

The crowd was absolutely thunderous with cheers as the music played, and Kiva got up off of Sally and the ref raised her hand in victory. The crowd began to chant Kiva's name over and over, and the future girl couldn't help the smile that came across her face. She climbed up the nearest turnbuckle and decided to raise a hand in triumph as the crowd continued to cheer for the future girl.

"Kiva with a HUGE victory here tonight!" Church stated. "Kiva just beat a three-time Women's Champion clean in the middle of the ring! She beat one of our best females in UCA!"

"I don't believe it!" Sarge stated in shock. "The royal princess just lost to a commoner! How could Sally to lose this new chick?!"

Kiva got off the turnbuckle and exited the ring, walking up the rampway as the crowd continued to cheer thunderously for their hometown girl. Turning around, Kiva looked out to the crowd, who was continuing to cheer loudly for her. She looked out of it for a second before giving a shrug and throwing her hand up in a rock sign, the crowd roaring in approval with some doing it as well.

"Kiva throwing up a little gesture she learned from her friends, Coop and Jamie!" Church shouted. "Kiva walks away with a big-time hometown victory! This chick is going places in UCA, no doubt about it!"


"Hey everybody, it's me, Donut!" Donut said happily. "I sure hope you are all having a great time! I mean I sure am! This night has been such sparkles and rainbows since the get-go! And it's going to be even more sparkly as I welcome my guest at this time, the Pokemon Master, Red!"

The crowd went insane with cheers as Red came onto the screen, giving a nod to Donut to acknowledge him.

"Red, tonight, you face off against the Hardcore Champion, Senji 'Crow' Kiyomasa!" Donut stated. "It'll be the first time you two ever fought! That is so huge! Your thoughts on this?"

"Heh, Donut, I'll be honest, I'm very much looking forward to this match." Red said. "I mean, Senji can be considered the Claude Speed of UCA. He's hardcore, he's tough as hell, he isn't afraid of anything, he's always looking for a fight, and wants to get the best challenge possible. He's this company personal Hardcore Brawler, even if he didn't do so well at the Awards in the voting. Senji is one crazy bastard, I think we all can agree to that. I mean, he fought that maniacal Chaos the Hedgehog inside Hell in Cell last year in one of the most insane matches I've seen, and actually managed to come out on top. He speared the damn hedgehog through the ropes and through the cell door! He will be one of my toughest challenges, and I think Senji has got one bright future ahead of him in this company, but..."

Red paused for a brief moment before continuing. "But I have a goal in mind. I have set a goal for myself and I will achieve it, no matter what the critics say about it. People like Linus want to diminish my accomplishments, people like Vegeta want to go and call me manga trash! Well let me tell you two and everyone else who wants to doubt me, I am one of the best to ever step foot in the ring, whether you like it or not! And I will accomplish what you were never able to do, Vegeta! I will accomplish what you, Linus, could never hope to accomplish even if you didn't take an eight-year hiatus from Animated! I will become a ten-time World Champion! And that starts when I win the Royal Rumble! And to help me win the Rumble, I need momentum heading into the Royal Rumble Match! And to gain the momentum, I need to beat Senji! Senji, I respect the hell out of you, and I believe you are a future UCA World Champion, but in order for me to continue on my goal to achieve that tenth World Title reign, to show that I can do it, I need to go through you! And I will Senji! When we face off later tonight, give it everything you got, because that's what you will have to do to have any chance against me tonight! I guarantee that I will take you down on my road to Final Clash, on my road to becoming a ten-time World Champion!"


"Red is focused like never before!" Church stated. "He wants to become a ten-time World Champion, he wants those double digits, and he feels that in order to show he can pull it off, he needs to beat Senji tonight!"

"And I have to agree with that statement!" Sarge stated. "If Red falls to Senji tonight, then it will show that his time is passed and he no longer has what it takes to become World Champion!"

"But a win over Senji will give Red all the momentum he needs heading to the Rumble Match!" Church stated. "Red is putting a lot of pressure on himself for tonight, I gotta believe that may actually come back to haunt him!"

"I think it just may, but dirty Blue, that's for the main event!" Sarge stated. "Right now, we got ourselves another match coming up! And we all know it's going to be full of win!"

You Think You Know Me?

("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)

The crowd drowned the arena in deafening boos as the music played, the front stage being covered in smoke. When the music picked up, Scourge the Hedgehog came out through the smoke in a hurry, wearing his sunglasses and leather jacket, a cocky and arrogant smirk on his face. He went to both sides of the stage, taunting and insulting the fans the whole time before walking down the rampway in an arrogant stride before stopping in the middle, and throwing his hands up in rock signs, green pyro going off behind him. When the pyro finished, he ran and slid into the middle of the ring, looking out to the crowd with his smirk before getting up and placing himself on the rope, holding his hand up in a rock sign as he taunted the crowd some more.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Moebius, weighing in at 225 lbs. "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog!"

"Scourge is on a roll as of late, as much as I hate to admit it!" Church said. "Two weeks ago, he knocked off Jak, and last week, he punched his ticket as the No. 30 entrant in the Royal Rumble by beating Jason and Bowser, though he had to steal the victory to do so."

"Stolen, shmolen, he won, and that's that!" Sarge stated. "And now, the awesome Scourge will take on Fox McCloud in what will be a rematch from Final Clash 2007! Scourge beat Fox that time, and that was when Fox is at his time! Scourge will have no problem beating Fox tonight!"

"Don't be so sure!" Church stated. "Fox is determined as hell right now, and is looking to get back on the winning track! Scourge can't underestimate Fox here!"

("Just Close Your Eyes" by Bedlam's Gate)

The crowd exploded with loud cheers as the music played, and moments later, Fox came onto the stage with a roll through, and got to a knee as he pulled out his blaster and fired a shot in the air, white and blue pyro going off around him when he did so. He holstered the blaster, and looked out to the crowd before patting his fist against his chest for them before standing up and making his way down the ramp.

"And his opponent, representing Star Fox, from the Lylat System, weighing in at 229 lbs., "Captain Classic" Fox McCloud!"

"Captain Classic is looking to make a statement here tonight!" Church stated. "Thanks to Falco's little speech, Fox is fired up! He wants to show, like Red, that he still got it and is a forced to be reckoned with!"

"As if!" Sarge stated. "He's a has-been like you stupid Blues are! He's washed-up, and is obviously going to get Speared by Scourge! I still can't believe what he did to Megaman last week! Total disrespect!"

"Please, Megaman practically begged for what happened to him!" Church retorted. "And tonight, Fox will..."

Church was interrupted as Fox was suddenly struck from behind, falling down onto the steel ramp. The attacker is...

...STARFORCE MEGAMAN! Megaman smirked evilly before mounting the downed Fox and began raining down punches on him.

"AH SHIT! STARFORCE MEGAMAN!" Church cursed. "THAT DAMN BASTARD JUST TOOK FOX OUT FROM BEHIND!"

"HA, NOW THIS IS PAYBACK, BITCH!" Sarge laughed. "LET'S HOPE FOX LEARNS IT WELL!"

The crowd was thunderous with the boos as Megaman continued his assualt on Fox before picking him up, and with a smirk placed him in a Front Facelock...DDT ON THE STEEL RAMP! Fox held his head in severe as he lied on the ramp before being picked up by Megaman...AND WAS IRISH-WHIPPED HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! The steps were knocked over to the ground as Fox writhed in pain. Megaman began looking under the ring and pulled out a steel chair from it. Megaman readied himself with the chair as Fox slowly made it back to his feet...Fox turned around...

...AND GETS THE STEEL CHAIR CRACKED ACROSS HIS SKULL BY MEGAMAN!

"FUCK!" Church cursed. "WHAT A SICKENING CHAIR SHOT BY THAT DAMN MEGAMAN!"

"AND WITH A SOUND JUST LIKE A BELOVED SHOTGUN BLAST!" Sarge exclaimed. "HOW BEAUTIFUL!"

Fox is lied out across the ground for just a moment before Megaman grabs him and picks him up, and proceeds to throw him in the ring before back up the ramp to chants of "Rookie Bullshit! Rookie Bullshit! Rookie Bullshit!" The ref admonished Megaman for his assault, asking "What the hell is wrong with you?!" before going to check on the prone Fox. All the while this happened, Scourge just leaned against a corner in a nonchalant, a smirk on his face as he seem to enjoy what he saw.

"Fox has just gotten exactly what he deserved from the better man known as Starforce Megaman!" Sarge stated.

"Yeah, and "the better man" had to attack him from behind to even do this damage!" Church stated. "Complete chickenshit move! And look at Scourge, that bastard is just standing there, enjoying this!"

After a few moments, Fox finally began to stir and began to groan in pain. He slowly moved around, blood pouring from his face as a result of the chair shot. As Fox was getting to his knees, the ref checked up on him, saying that he didn't have to go through with the match and that he should go get some medical attention in the back. But Fox replied with "No." The ref tried to help him up, but Fox swatted the hands away and said "No. Start the match."

"Is that damn Fox lost his mind or is he plain stupid?!" Sarge stated. "He actually wants to go through with the match after the beating he get!"

"It's Fox's pride, it's refusing to let him just avoid this match despite what happened." Church stated. "I get that he wants to jump-start his career again, but dammit Fox, live to fight another day!"

Scourge looked surprised as the ref continued to try to persuade Fox to leave and go to the back, with Fox continually refusing and insisting that the match start. With a smirk on his face, he anticipated what would happen and slowly began to crouch down in the corner, chanting "Spear" over and over again.

"Oh no, now I know Fox should just put his pride aside!" Church stated. "Scourge is preparing for the Spear and Fox doesn't even know it!"

"And like the idiot he is, Fox will still wants the match!" Sarge said. "Can't wait to see it end so bad!"

Fox had made his way to the corner opposite of Scourge and slowly used it to pull himself up to feet, unknowing of Scourge's position. The ref one final time told Fox to go to the back and tried to call for the EMTs, but Fox pushed him away and shouted "RING THE DAMN BELL!" The ref sighed and with a shake of his head, made the motion to ring the bell. Once rung, Fox steadied himself to a standing position, readying himself for the fight of his life. He turned around and ran at Scourge...

...ONLY TO GET SPEARED IN HALF BY SCOURGE!

"SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!" Church shouted. "Fox's pride just got him Speared out of his boots!"

"And Fox my boy..." Sarge began.

Scourge, with an arrogant smirk, pinned Fox.

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2...

3!

"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.

("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)

"Here is your winner, "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog."

The crowd was absolutely livid and pour downed angry, thunderous boos on the hedgehog as he got off Fox, and mockingly wiped off imaginary sweat off his head, as if he had actually done any work. The ref, reluctantly, raised his hand in victory before Scourge climbed a corner and raised his hands in rock signs. Starforce Megaman watched the whole scene, his arrogant smirk plastered over his face as he chuckled at the scene before him.

"This is complete bullshit!" Church stated. "This wasn't even a match! Megaman took out Fox before the match, and Scourge picked up the scraps! Only a bastard like that hedgehog would be happy with such a victory!"

"Hey, a win's a win, no matter how it's done!" Sarge said. "Scourge was a true Red for taking advantage as he did! And Fox has no one but himself to blame for disrespecting Megaman last week!"

"Bullshit, it was Megaman disrespecting Fox last week!" Chuch said. "He practically asked for the platter over his skull! Now he's being a jackass coward with this shit he pulled!"

Scourge got off the turnbuckle and exited the ring, walking up the ramp with a satisfied smirk on his face. As he did, Megaman began walking back down the ramp, and the two passed each other with but a simple glance at each other before going separate ways. Megaman slid into the ring and chuckled at the prone form of Fox before grabbing a mic and sitting right beside him.

"Well, what do you know, you lost, Fox...AGAIN!" Megaman smirked. "And really, it's not a surprise at all. Your career has been going downhill for years now. You are a washed-up has-been of a captain that is trying to relive his little glory days that weren't even that good in the first place. That's why I didn't even bother trying to kill your stupid legend even though you are a gaming character, because you aren't even a legend. Not worthy my damn time. I've just been saying to you what I've been saying because it's the truth, and you need to hear it. You need to realize how pathetic you are, that you are done for. I was trying to do you a favor, and let you get out of UCA peacefully. And what do you do? You sock me in the jaw, and shatter a damn glass platter over my head!" The crowd suddenly chanted "You Deserved It!" "Oh shut up, you people have no idea what you are talking about! If anything, Fox deserved what happened to him! Fox, you not only refused to accept the truth, you dared to disrespect me and the Rookie Revolution! Well, guess what happened as a result? You got your ass whipped, your bleeding like a stuffed pig, and you're now lying flat on your back with another loss on your record! This is the consequences of your actions of disrespect! But you know what...I'm going to be a nice guy. Consider what happened a warning shot. A warning to get the hell out of this business and make way for me! Because if you don't do that, THEN I'LL MAKE YOU A CASUALTY OF THE ROOKIE REVOLUTION!"

Starforce Megaman then threw the mic at the skull of Fox, satisfied as it bounced off it. Megaman stood up onto his feet and threw up a Legend-Killer pose with his arms, the crowd booing him like hell and chanting "You Suck!" over and over again. Megaman shoved Fox's head with this foot before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp way. Fox managed to come to and rolled onto his stomach, his gaze landing on the Gaming Killer who now stood on the stage and glared at him with great anger.

"As usual, Starforce Megaman is one of the biggest assholes around!" Church stated. "If he honestly thinks Fox is just going to move aside after the crap he pulled, he's stupider than I thought!"

"And Fox would be the biggest idiot in the world if he even dared go after Megaman!" Sarge replied. "Megaman killed Chief's legacy in UCA, and he'll do the same to Fox if he gets in his way again!"

"But despite that, this thing between Fox and Megman ain't over!" Church stated. "Oh no, it's only going to get worse from here, bet your ass on that!"

Starforce Megaman gave one final Legend-Killer pose with that arrogant smirk on his face, staring down Fox from the stage, the Star Fox Captain clenching his fist tightly at the sight of him.


A/N: YES! Finally finished with the first part of Week 1! Luigi's partner has been revealed, Kiva gains a huge victory over Sally, and the situation between Fox and Megaman escalates among many things! And this is only the beginning of the week! Once again, distractions and life take away my focus on this story, but I now have it up, and with Christmas Break, hopefully I'll have more done at a faster pace. I wondered a while about the final part of this chapter, but felt that it was good enough in the end. I got a lot of things planned for Royal Reckoning, and I can't wait to get there to be honest!

As usual, if you have any suggestions or ideas for storylines or UCA Rewind, just PM me those ideas and I will consider them as I always do.

I hope that this chapter was pretty good and that it lived up to your expectations. Leave a review as they are appreciated. See you next time!