Sup guys, just me for the next few chapters. Spades is sick, so she will be updating the Starkits Prophecy from home. Hope she gets better, this is a bit more fun with two in my opinion.
I fond out that Laurens sister in collage voted 4 sum guy named garry jonson (wonder if hes relative 2 mr jonson)
Johnson is a common last name
insted of matt ramnoy in the erection.
*Snickers* some of these spelling errors are just fun.
That mad me relly upsat but Lauren sed it was ok becuz romni still won soth caroline (were I live) and I gess shes rite. Lauren looked relly pretty in her new crismas close and she said idid to and im gled I got to sped the nite at her hous.
Also yall need to stop saiyan bad thans about my storey, libruls! Also im not a slot ima CHRISTEN!
You're a Christian slut.
CHAP 6: THE CONSART
thew next day all the conserbatovs wer sad that March and Snak were gay libruls now (Snak evan chaned his nam frum Soiled Smock to Solendra Snaef).
What?
Mastre Hanes saw this and so he skeduled a hug consort
Nah, a consort joke is to easy.
4 us. He called lots of relly great people like Bard Palsy and Tobe Ketrh and Care Underwode and Honk Willems Junor and Tod Nougat and Justyn Bebur
Who is being deported for a drug bust. That's right everyone, Justin Beiber is being kicked out of America.
and On Directon and a buncha other people. And beast of all he got TALER SWIFT to cum.
Okay, that just sounds wrong, but funny!
Tailer Swuft is my favorit musec person and I relly lick her alot
And you're not gay? I think it you lick another girl a lot, it calls for some questions.
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY BECUZ IM NOT A LESBAN
Sure.
just as a frend. I was gong to were my best red dress for the consart. I had my hare dun up nice and put on some reed lipstake an sum eyeliner and eye shadoo. And I put on my best hi hells.
I walked through the manshan but than I saw Samas but Lin was their to protract me so she didnt rap me. She walked the otter way but drapped a notbook. I piced it up and red the cover. It sad "SECRETE PLANE 2 MAEK TAILAR SWOFT MY LESBAN LUVER."
I have no problems with this. Mainly because I just don't care.
That fightened me alot becuz Tailer Swift is my favaret muzican and if she was turned into a lesban than shed rite sons with secrete backwerds massages that turn people gay
Music doesn't work that way.
(my parents said that hevy medal muzic alreddy does sumthing like this to turn people into Stanists).
It's sad that people think that.
I red the plane and new I had to stop it. So I caled Tayler Swift becuz I have her privates numner.
Liar!
"Hi Sara" she said "im lookin ford to seen u et my consort."
"SAMAS IS GUNA RAERP U AND TURN U INTO A LESBAN!" I scrammed into the fone.
No need to scream!
"Uno!" she said, "i ned more budygards!"
So she hanged up so that she cold hir some budygords. Later I went to the consort with Lnik and lessened to the muzak. I saw that Tailar Swift had mor buddygurds now including Radley from Samas Game. She was the hedlane of the consort so she was on last. She was in the maddle of signing "Luv Storey"
Ugh, I hate Taylor Swift to be honest.
(mine and Laurens favorit of her sons. We lissen 2 it 2tegeter al the tim. I no ill find a guy to lissen 2 it with sumday).
Good luck, I don't think there are that many guys who like Taylor Swift.
"Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone. I keep waiting for you but you never come. Is this in my head? I don't know what to think. He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said..." Tailer Swift sang.
Suddanly Samas stod up.
"IM GUNNA RAP U TAYLAR SWAFT!" she began ranning 2 the stooge.
Way to blurt it all out.
Lotsa bodygards tred to stap her but a buncha gay guys including Mart and Snick and Captan Facon roped them 2 turn them gay. Luckly Rudley cold fly so he grapped Tayler Soft and carred her out of Samas clatches.
Wen Samas got too the stag Tad Nuget grabed his asalt ruffle and shat her like a billion times. Wile she was destracted by that Tobe Keeth sneaked up behind her and shaved a boat up her ass
What?
(sorry for swering. I prayed for fergivness from God for tiping that) like in my favoretest sing of his. Than the otter muzakans ran over and beet Samas with there instraments until she was unconshus and then the polite came and throwed her in prisan (unfortunetly they toke her 2 womans prism so she culdnt be reaped becuz shes alredy a lesban).
I think we need to take Sara to prison.
Once allthe gays were scarred off Ridlay came back with Talar Sweft and she famished her consort.
After it was dun all the musicans gave autotrophs to me and the other smashers. Talar Swift gave me the bigest best autotroph of all time becuz I warned her about Samas.
"Ur my bettest frend" Taylir Swut said (off coarse Lauren is my BFF but I didnt want to hart Taylers felons by tellin her that).
Why would Taylor like a bitch like you?
Wen the consort was ovary and the muzikans laft I wenton anotter dat with Link.
I find it funny that in less then a day of having her boyfriend Marth turned gay, she is going out with Link
