I guess 's correction thing made "Germano" into a real word. Surprised. I do not own Hetalia or any anime references but I do own the name of the village, OC characters, roads, and schools. Villages, towns, and cities are made up. I'm also not typing the character's accents.
"talking"
'thoughts'
"phone or TV"
(Author Note)
Solving the many mysteries
Sam's house
*Sam's POV*
"Okay, Italy, we need you're phone. Wait a minute. Where's my phone?" I asked them. Japan handed me my phone.
"I was holding it for you." He said to me.
"Oh, Thanks, Japan." I thanked him. He started to blush. 'Okay?' Germany took Italy's phone and called Romano. 'Why did he do that? Romano is going to yell at him.' One ring later.
"I was just going to call you, Veneziano." Romano said.
"It's Germany, Romano."
"Why the hell are you calling me, Potato Bastard?! What did you do to my brother?!" Romano shouted at Germany loudly.
"Hola, Germany." Spain said. Good thing he took the phone away from Romano.
"Hello, Spain. We have an emergency over here." Germany told Spain.
"What do you mean 'an emergency'? Spain asked.
"Well, there was this guy who appeared out of nowhere and started to attack us."
"He looked like a bancho." I interrupted Germany quietly. Italy had a confused face.
"And he was able to put his arm and leg back on to his body when they were chopped/kicked off." Germany said ignoring what I said.
"Like a zombie?" Spain asked.
"Ja, like a zombie!" Germany shouted. "We have until tomorrow night to meet and fight him. Have you found anything yet?"
"Well, we really don't have anything new.' Spain admitted, 'But it appears that England's spell was meant for France for pay back from America's party." Spain sighed, "And now France is in depression mode with a bag over his head."
"Hmm. I guess that the guy that attacked us is or knows how we got here." Germany quietly said. I heard a crash followed by Romano yelling and swearing in the background.
"Why the hell do you have a vase right here, Tomato Bastard?!" Romano yelled at Spain in the background.
Spain sighed. "Well, I let you guys take care of this. We didn't see this guy so we won't be of any help. Buenas noche." Call ended.
"Is that really it?" Germany said while looking at the phone in his hands. "Did he seriously just do that?"
"It's Romano's fault." I said blankly. They all looked at me, then at the ground and sighed.
"How should we deal with our problem then?" Japan said.
"I don't know." Germany said while putting his left hand on his head. "We just need to know what the hell is going on." Everyone stayed quiet for a couple of minutes. I looked at my phone. It was eleven-ten.
"If we're going today we shouldn't go before five. If we go after that, then we might not the advantage to fight. But still, I'm worried about what he is and what he might do." I confessed.
"That reminds me." Japan said suddenly, "That guy would most likely be from our world, but you were the target even when Italy was by him."
"You're right." Germany said, "Why would he be after Sam?"
"Sam said that he didn't seem human when we were hiding!" Italy quickly replied. They all looked at me.
"Do you know anything about him, Sam?" Japan asked.
"No, it's just, he didn't seem right when he showed up." I said.
"Well, we already know he's not human." Germany noted. "We should leave in two hours. We need to figure out a plan though."
"You still have ammo, Germany?" I asked Germany. He nodded yes. "Is your katana in good condition, Japan? He nodded yes. "We should try to aim for his head or heart then."
"Agreed." Germany and Japan said.
"Can I stay behind?" Italy said while waving a white flag.
"You can not!" Germany shouted at Italy. Italy then hid behind me.
"But I might get hurt! I have sensitive skin! I don't what to fight!" Italy said really fast.
"He might be right, Germany." I said quietly. "That guy was really strong." Germany stayed silent for a couple of seconds.
"You right, Sam," Germany said. "but I still think he should come with. We might find out why we're here. Just stay far from the battle."
"Okay!" Italy saluted to Germany with his left hand.
"Italy, you salute with your right hand." Germany corrected Italy by switching his hands so he was saluting with his right hand.
"How can he be so cheerful at a time like this?" I asked Japan.
"He's Italian." Japan said.
"Right..." I replied quietly. I have to admit, I'm worried. What happens if they can't beat that guy? Are they strong enough to defeat him or is it all over?
"Are you alright, Sam?" Japan asked me.
"Yeah, I'm okay. I'm just a little tired from fainting." I quickly replied.
"Okay then." Japan said with concern still in his voice. He does look a little sad too.
"Well, we should prepare now so we won't forget anything." I said. They all nodded and got ready.
An hour and forty-five minutes later
"Is everyone ready?" I asked the countries.
"I think we are." Germany said, "I have my gun and bullets, Japan has his katana-"
"And I have my white flags!" Italy yelled cheerfully. I facepalmed.
"Italy! We don't need any white flags!" Germany yelled at Italy.
"And I have my stick outside." I said. The countries looked at me with confused looks. "I sharpened a branch outside so I can defend myself if he comes to attack me."
"That's a good idea, but I think you should stay here." Germany said to me.
"It would be a good idea if you stayed here, Sam." Japan agreed with Germany.
"I want to know why that guy is after me." I said blankly. "I'll just stay far away with Italy."
"Fine. Let's go then." Germany said. And with that, we were on our way.
On the road to the park by Sam's high school~
"I see him." I said with my voice shaking. I was terrified of him now. Japan sensed that I was scared.
"You can stay in the car if you want Sam." Japan said to me.
"No, I want to find out what we need to know, but thanks anyways." I said to him. He looked more sad now.
The park that we are arriving at is tiny. There's a mini swing set with two swings and two baby seats, some kind of spinning thing that makes you dizzy if you are on it for a while, kid slides, a sand box, a tic tac toe game attached to the red play area and green slides. The play ground was filled with wood chips on the inside while a walking path surrounded the outside going all directions. There were also yellow two benches on the outside too. One was close to the playground and the other was slightly farther from the park. The bancho guy was sitting on top of a pole that was attached to the slides. He didn't see us. We parked in the parking lot that was close but still far away.
"There he is." Germany said. "Is everyone ready?" We all nodded and got out of the car except for my mom. Italy and I let Germany and Japan go first so the bancho guy doesn't see us hiding by the behind the farthest bench. So, we hid behind a shed that was there. The bancho guy saw them and jumped down.
"You came here sooner than expected. Though, it doesn't really matter, you're going to die anyways." I heard him say. " Wait. Where's the Italian one?"
"He's not fighting." Germany said while taking out his gun.
"We thought that we would be a better match for you." A very angry and scary Japan said. I swallowed loudly. He was starting to freak me out.
In Japan's head
'I'll kill this guy so Sam can feel safe again! Wait, why am I thinking about Sam in this dangerous situation.'
"Is that so? Well, I guess I'll have to kill him later th-" Germany shot his gun at him and got his left shoulder. Germany looks pissed off! "Someone's a little feisty. Let's start this then." His claws came out and he charged at Germany. Japan blocked his claws and the guy jumped back and started to charge again. Germany and Japan dodged his attacks and they tried to attack him.
"Italy, lets get closer." I said to Italy.
"But I don't want to die!" Italy shouted, but I covered his mouth.
"We don't need to let that guy know we're over here!" I shouted quietly. "Come on, let's go." Italy nodded and we went behind the bench to watch the battle. It was going okay so far as it was better than a couple of hours ago. I clutched my weapon in my hand just in case the guy came to us. Germany shot the guy in both of his arms, but he was still moving fine and Japan just got a couple of scratches on the guy.
"Tell us why you're after us!" Germany shouted but got no reply. Japan came behind the guy and tried to strike his back. The guy saw this a kicked Japan's stomach very hard and knocking him to the ground. "Japan!" Germany shot even more bullets.
"Japan, no!" I said quietly putting my left hand on the metal cement. 'Wait a minute. Cement can't be metal.' I heard a quiet noise like something was opening close by and felt my left hand moving up. I moved my hand away from it as fast as possible and looked down. There was some kind of gold metal thing coming out of the ground. "What is this?" It was kind of like an old computer, but in a yellow-gold color and smaller, and it had a screen that was black and had green gears moving inside it. It only came up about half of the bench.
"Welcome user. Please select your world destination." The machine said.
'My what? I can't believe my ears. What the hell is going on?'
"What is this Sam?" Italy asked me quietly.
"How should I know?!" I explained quietly. Gun shots could still be heard from the battle scene. Italy looked up with wide eyes. I turned around to see Germany getting punched in the face by that guy. The claws missed, but Germany was on the ground with the bancho guy above him. (No, it is not yaoi to any of those who thought that.)
"Nooo! Germany!" Italy shouted. He ran towards the bancho guy with his flag that had a knife at the , how the hell did his flag have a knife at the end.[1]
"Italy!" I shouted to him. It's was no use. The bancho guy saw him and stepped back from him. Italy tried to slash him with his flag but he kept dodging by moving back. Italy's final slash(Or in Smash Bros Brawl, final smash) cut the bancho guy's left side of his face and somehow, it was bleeding. The bancho guy then grabbed Italy and threw him far away from Germany. My eyes widen.
"You thought you can kill me with that pathetic weapon? I decided that I'm going to kill you first." The bancho guy said as he walked slowly to Italy. I pushed down the machine so it was hidden and ran towards the bancho guy with my branch. He turned towards me and I stabbed him in his chest were his heart would have been. My head was angled down so I was looking right at his lowest abs and you know. In other words, I was FrUKen close to him.
'Please be dead. Please be dead. Did he grow taller?! Why did he have to be this tall?! This is so awkward! I haven't been this close to a guy yet, especially an adult male. Stop getting off topic, Sam.' I told myself in my head. His right leg moved to close to my left side so my forehead was touching his abs and some other place, that is not going to be mention, was almost touching me, but was not.
"Sorry cutie, that almost killed me, but it wasn't deep enough." My eyes widen and I started to blush. "Little girls like you love a sexy man like me, right?" He said seductively.
'Perverted pedophile alert..!' I said in my head. I tried to get away but he grabbed my left wrist with his right hand and took out the branch with his left hand.
"I wish I didn't have to kill you. You could have been all mine." The bancho guy said to me while he dragged me were Italy was and threw me to the ground to the left of him. "I'll tell you what I have in mind. If I kill this country first," he looked at Italy, "then I'll kill the other two and you can come with me to my lair. If I kill you first, then the others are still going to die. My claws will kill one of you randomly." He pointed his right claw at the middle of Italy and I. We were frozen. "So long." I clutched Italy's left arm, closed my eyes, and cried.
"No one hurts my Italy!" I heard before two gun shots went off. I slowly opened my eyes to see the bancho guy frozen and then dissolved into red and purple dust that disappeared in thin air. There I saw Germany standing with his gun facing above us were the bancho guy was. He put the safety on his gun, then put his gun in his pocket, and ran towards us with Japan right behind him. "Are you two alright?!"
"Doitsu." Italy said to Germany as he was getting up by the help of Germany. Japan was helping me up. I took a little longer to get up since I was still shaking. What teenager wouldn't be acting like this when a creepy bancho non-human guy was trying to make moves on you and same guy was just about to kill you or have his way with you.
"Are you alright, Sam?" Japan asked me in concern.
"Yeah, I'm okay... Just a little shaken up." I replied to him while I was still shaking with tears in my eyes. I felt Japan's hand on my arm and he pulled me closer to him.
"It's okay. He's gone." Japan looked away and blushed. I smiled.
"Thanks, Japan." I looked at Germany and Italy who were silent.
"G-Germany," Italy started, "You called me "your Italy".
"Yes, I did and I have something to tell you, Italy." Germany looked at Italy. "I'm... I'm Holy Roman Empire." Italy's eyes widened.
"You mean.. you're..." Italy couldn't get the words out of his mouth.
"Yes, I've found out recently after I had visions of the past. I asked my brother and Austria and they told me. I didn't want to tell you because I thought that you might see me as Holy Rome and not Germany. I... I love you, Italy."
"I love you too, Germany." Italy said and hugged Germany into a tight hug. Germany hugged him back. I saw Japan reach for some in his pocket but got nothing.
"Forgot your camera?" I asked Japan with my voice still shaken.
"Yes." He replied in disappointment. Of course I laughed a little. I think I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah~
"I think I found a way to get you guys back home." I almost forgot about that weird machine.
"Really?! How?!" Germany asked me while hugging Italy.
"Oh yeah! That weird thing you found by the bench, right?" Italy said turning his head to look at me.
"That's it." I responded to Italy. "It's right behind the bench where Italy and I were hiding." Japan helped me walk over to the bench and Italy was holding Germany's arm all happily, but he let go when we were behind the bench to touch the machine. Nothing happened.
"Eh, Why isn't it working?" Italy said in shock.
"What do you mean? There is nothing there. It's just cement." Germany said.
"But this is where it was! Right, Sam?" Italy asked me.
"Yeah, it was right here." I looked down and kneeled by the spot. I put my hand on it and it appeared.
" Welcome user. Please select your world destination." The machine said.
"What the hell is this?" Germany asked openly.
"And why did it work for Sam and not Italy?" Japan finished Germany's question.
"I'm not really sure what this is, but it might help you back home. World destination: Hetalia." I said to the computer thing. The screen moved.
"World destination: Hetalia." the computer thing said while Hetalia came up on top of the screen. "Destination in Hetalia?"
"Where should we choose?" I asked the countries.
"How about Madrid, Spain in Spain's bedroom? I have something to do to Romano." Germany said with creepy smile as he pulled out some paper.
"And why do you have paper in your pocket?" I asked in a 'Are you serious?' tone.
"I was going to write any information that we might need to get back home but, I got a better use for it." Germany said with the still creepy smile.
"What are you going to do to big brother?" Italy asked Germany.
"You will see, Italia."
"Okay, um, Madrid, Spain in Spain's bedroom." I told the computer. The green gears moved. The words 'Destination: Madrid, Spain, Spain's bedroom' were on the screen outlined in green as the gears. A picture of Spain's house appeared.
"Is this your destination?" The computer asked.
"Yep, that's Spain's house!" Italy yelled in excitement.
"Um, yes, that is my destination." I replied to the computer. Suddenly the top of the thing that makes you dizzy that was mentioned earlier began to float a foot in the air and the pole that was in the middle started to glow light blue and extended into a big light blue sparkly oval portal that a tall adult male could go though it.
"Well, I think we found the back to your world." I said. "Never thought that it would be this easy to find it."
"A child's toy. Never thought that would be it." Japan said. Germany walked to the portal, made a paper airplane out of the paper that he had, and threw it in the portal.
"Now we just wait." Germany said and turned our way. "I have Italy's phone in the car." He had that creepy smile.
Madrid, Spain – Spain's house – Spain's bedroom
*Third Person POV*
Spain and Romano were sleeping together. Spain on the right and Romano on the left. They were also sleeping like that too. Not facing each other at all. Then, a light sparkly blue portal appeared on Romano's side and out came Germany's paper airplane. It hit Romano in the middle of his forehead.
"What the hell?!" Romano screamed as he put his hand on his forehead. He saw the paper plane and picked it up. Spain, of course, woke up to this thinking something bad was happening to Romano.
"Romano?! What's wrong?!" Romano turned on the light so he could see what was on the paper and read it.
Dear Romano,
Pay back is a bitch for you kicking me in World War 2.
-Germany
P.S I'm dating your brother. So suck it.
"That son of a bitch." Romano said as he crumbled the letter in his hands.
"What's wrong, Romano?! Tell me!" Spain yelled at Romano worriedly as he put his left hand on Romano's left shoulder.
"That potato bastard is going to pay!" Romano screamed as got up and called Italy's phone.
"Wait! Are you saying that they found a way to get back here?!" Spain asked Romano, but didn't get an answer.
Back at the park
*Sam's POV*
"Isn't it night over there now?" I asked Germany. We came back next to the car to get Italy's phone that Germany put in there somehow.
"Shoot, that's right. I didn't think of that." Germany admitted. Just after he said that, Italy's phone rang.
"It's Romano!" Italy shouted. "Hey Roma-"
"What the hell is this you jerk?! What is that potato bastard doing to you?! I swear when I get my hands on him, he is so dead! Put that mother fuckeron the phone NOW!" Romano demanded. Italy had to hold the phone away from his ear since Romano was yelling. Germany took the phone.
"Calm down, Romano, I was just telling you that we found a way to get there-"
"Oh, you're coming here even if you don't want to, potato bastard! You're going to die by my hands you-" There was some noise of fighting and some "Give me the phone Romano." and "I'm going to give that potato bastard what he deserves."
"You found a way back here, Germany?!" It was Spain.
"Yeah, it took a while since that guy was here, but we killed him." Germany sighed.
"Are you coming back then?" Spain asked.
"Not yet." Germany said. "That fight took a lot out of us. We're going to go back tomorrow."
"Okay then. See you then. Buenos noches." Spain said as he hung up.
"It seems that it did work." Japan said.
"Yeah." Germany said with a smile.
"I think we should get out of here." I said. They looked at me. "We might get some unwanted attention if someone sees us."
"You're right." Germany said as we went to the car.
'I hope I don't get any pervy nightmares.' I said in my head.
In the dark space area
*Third Person POV*
"Well that was disappointing. I thought he would have killed them." The crow statue said.
"I'm sorry, my lord." The crow statue's right hand man, Chaos, said. "I thought I made him strong enough to defeat them." Chaos is about Germany's height, with straight jet black hair that covers his right eye, which, both eyes are dark purple with that "I'm a cool badass" look, and ends down to mouth level and the back reaches to his shoulders. He wears tight black jeans and a tight sleeveless black shirt that ends at his abs and a black lab coat over them. His hands are covered with black gloves and he has black biker boats. Just imagine his voice to be like Yazoo from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children or something like that.
"It's okay. Now we know how strong they are." The crow statue said. "We'll attack them in one month. Oh, and Chaos."
"Yes, my lord?" Chaos asked.
"Make sure you don't give any more soldiers personalities. Especially the one you gave the last one. That was really uncalled for." The crow statue said.
"But, my lord! His personality was perfect! Didn't you see how well he did! He was a killer badass with a seductive side! We could use that to take control of the girls emotions and bring her here and get information out of her by-"
"Chaos, control yourself!"[3] The crow statue yelled. "We are not using any form of sexual harassment! That won't even work. You're acting like that one country that bothers England a lot, but worse."
"Okay sir, I'll stop. Please don't compare me to one of those countries again." Chaos said.
"Ha ha! You got busted you perv!" Shadowed figure one, Dread, said.
"Just go back to your lab and read your pervy magazines!" Shadowed figure two, Despair, said.
"Shut up the both of you!" Chaos shouted at them.
"Make us!" Dread yelled.
"Eww no! Don't let the perv come near us!" Despair whined.
"Oh, I'm coming over there and using you two for my experiments!" Chaos yelled to them while angry walking over to them.
"No! We want to stay pure!" Dread and Despair yelled while holding each other and walking backwards.
"Enough!" The crow statue yelled. They looked at him. "I won't have this behavior during an important time! Just get everything ready, Chaos."
"Fine, my lord." Chaos said a he bowed. He walked off to the darkness and disappeared.
"Serves him right." Despair said.
"Perverted bastard!" Dread yelled where Chaos had gone.
"Dread! Despair! Stop goofing around and get back to work!" The crow statue yelled them. They jumped probably about three inches.
"Y-y-yes, boss!" The twins said as the both disappeared into the darkness.
"Oh why do they have to act like this?" The crow statue said.
Earlier that day in Madrid, Spain
"I can't believe a lot of people left." Spain said in shocked.
"Well, it's hard to do something when they are off in another world." England said.
"Aiya. Isn't France suppose to be here." China said.
"Yeah, your right." Spain said, "Where is he?" Suddenly the door opened and there was France with a paper bag over his head that was labeled 'France'.
"Dude, why do you have a bag over your head?" America asked.
"I'm not talking about it." France said as he sat down.
"So my magic did work." England said.
"What." The whole room went.
"That spell I was working on when the former Axis guys got transported wasn't for my hair. It was to make Frog Face depressed and have bad acne." England said while laughing.
"You did this to me?! You bastard!" France yelled at England.
"You shouldn't have got me drunk that night then!" England yelled. "Now, let's see your face." England walk over towards France.
"Non! Your not coming over here!" France yelled while hiding by a wall corner.
"I can't believe I'm related to them." Canada said.
"Who are you?" Kumajirou asked Canada.
"I'm Canada." Canada said.
[1] Italy's fighting flag looks like this. 689287
[2] Get it? Chaos Control! Got to love those Sonic quotes! Well, Shadow actually says it, but he's owned by the creators of the Sonic franchise.
Funny thing is, Chaos' name was Dread first. I didn't really thought of giving them names so I started to think about the names in school and since he's the scientist of the evil group, I'd name him Dread. But my friend thought of Chaos since it sounded cool. So I give her credit for that. And since Dread and Despair were both shadowed figures, they should be twins. Their human forms will be released some time in the sequel. Please review!
