And now the moment you have all been waiting for! Venus vs. Zoey! go Z!

Me: "Can I have the House of Night series now?"

P.C.: "No!"

Me: "Fine, I'll just steal Stark."

Stark: "Sorry. I'm with Zoey."

Me: "Aww! WHY MUST YOU BE IN LOVE WITH ZOEY!"


Aphrodite P.O.V.

Oh my goddess! What did I ever do to deserve him? I'm a total bitch and hag from hell, as the Dorkamiese Twins put it. *sigh* well, at least I have him. "I'll go first." sneered Venus. Wow she was such a bitch. I cannot believe she used to be my best friend. I wasn't kidding when I told Z that people change as well as things. Venus swayed her totally fake hips over to Zoey before heading to machine.

"How about we make this interesting?" I heard her whisper.

"What do you mean?" Goddess, Zoey was so stupid sometimes.

"I mean let's make a little bet. If I win the competition, me and your little boy toy Stark will have a little fun tonight."

"If I win, you have to let Stevie Rae dress you for a year." I saw Venus go pale for a minute Wow. Z could be evil. I wonder how she would be in truth or dare...

"You're on." They shook on it. Oh I hope Zoey doesn't lose. Stark will be extremely mad if she does. Besides, it would be so fucking funny to see Bumpkin dress Venus. Maybe I'll post pictures on the internet...

Oh goddess. She's about to sing "Rude Boy" by Rihanna. Well, I can tell you who was gonna get turned on. That would be the 'totally innocent and cool' Professor Night.

"Come on rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Tonight
I'mma let you be the captain
Tonight
I'mma let you do your thing, yeah
Tonight
I'mma let you be a rider
Giddy up
Giddy up
Giddy up, babe

Tonight
I'mma let it be fire
Tonight
I'mma let you take me higher
Tonight
Baby we can get it on, yeah
we can get it on, yeah

Do you like it boy
I wa-wa-want
What you wa-wa-want
Give it to me baby
Like boom, boom, boom
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want
Na, na-aaaah

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
You should Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Tonight
I'mma give it to you harder
Tonight
I'mma turn your body out
Relax
Let me do it how I wanna
If you got it
I need it
And I'mma put it down

Buckle up
I'mma give it to you stronger
Hands up
We can go a little longer
Tonight
I'mma get a little crazy
Get a little crazy, baby

Do you like it boy
I wa-wa-want
What you wa-wa-want
Give it to me baby
Like boom, boom, boom
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want
Na, na-aaaah

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me"

Then, she started to touch herself all over like a nasty stripper or whore.

"I like the way you touch me there
I like the way you pull my hair
Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking
No, no

I like when you tell me kiss it there
I like when you tell me move it there

So giddy up
Time to giddy up
You say you're a rude boy
Show me what you got now

Come here right now

Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Come on rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me

Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me

Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me
yeh yeh yeh ,

Take it, take it
Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me, love me"

I think the only person that clapped were some guys. Erik, Johnny B., maybe even Ant. Everyone else just kinda looked around like "She's a nasty ho bitch."

She walked by Zoey and smirked. When Zoey walked up to the mic, I stood up and said, "BEAT HER ASS Z!" She blushed and smiled. The music started and I sat down. Miranda Cosgrove? Really?

"sparks fly it's like electricity
i might die, when i forget how to breath
you get closer and there's no where in this world i'd rather be
time stops like everything around me is frozen
and that the night is the theives
few moments when you open my mind to things i've never seen

cuz when i'm kissing you my senses come alive
almost like the puzzel piece i've been trying to find
falls right into place you're all that it takes
my doubts fade away when i'm kissing you
when i'm kissing you it all starts making sense
and all the questions i've been asking in my head
like are you the one should i really trust
crystal clear it becomes when i'm kissing you

past loves they never got very far
walls up make sure i guarded my heart
and i promise i wouldn't do this
till i knew it was right for me
but no one, no guy that i met before
could make me feel so right and secure
and have you noticed i loose my focus
and the world around me disapears

cuz when i'm kissing you my senses come alive
almost like the puzzel piece i've been trying to find
falls right into place you're all that it takes
my doubts fade away when i'm kissing you
when i'm kissing you it all starts making sense
and all the questions i've been asking in my head
like are you the one should i really trust
crystal clear it becomes when i'm kissing you

i've never felt nothing like this
you're making me open up
no point in even trying to fight this
it kinda feels like it's loveee"

Every time she said you she pointed at Stark. And Stark, well, he was just staring at Z with adoration.

"cuz when i'm kissing you my senses come alive
almost like the puzzel piece i've been trying to find
falls right into place you're all that it takes
my doubts fade away when i'm kissing you
when i'm kissing you it all starts making sense
and all the questions i've been asking in my head
like are you the one should i really trust
crystal clear it becomes when i'm kissing you"

This time, everyone clapped. She was so good! Stevie Rae said, "Well, I think we have a clear winner. Oh and Venus, see you at the mall!" I laughed so hard.


Hahahahahaha sucks for Venus! Keep reading cuz I'll be throwing in some awesome, random fun! REVIEW! PLEASE!