The Prodigy Trainer

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Claimer: I own the plot, the OCs, and a bunch of other junk. P.S. This isn't my best quality of work.


1724


"Wow, it sure has been a long time since I've been here." James muttered to himself as he carried an extremly large backpack on his back as he was now in the city known as Fuchisa. "It's a busy city, but no where near the same kind as Cinnabar." He said as he look at the docks and saw all the fishing boats, and large ships caring imports and exports.

"So this is the mainland, there is so much land every direction. Why didn't I come here sooner?" Lance said as he stood next to James.

"Because you complained how there would be a lack of bikinis." Lyle said as he stood on the other side of Lance. Lance nodded his head in understandment of Lyle's logic.

"Why am I with you two again?" James asked Lyle.

"Simple, you and Lance both lost the bet to me I decided to keep things simple, that the more the merrier."

"Oh yeah, I forget stuff that has no importance to me." James said as Lance face-palmed. "Anyways, I got some business to do in this city. So I'll meet you guys at the Pokemon Center later. Don't forget to sign me up for the gym battle, see ya Lyle, Ero-chef." James said as he went deeper into the city.

"Shut up you Gary-sue!" Lance yelled at the dissappearing trainer.

James ignored him as he walked deeper into the city. Soon after James left the party his was in the section of town where you could buy things. He stood in front of a clothing shop where many women have cried at the beautiful fabrics of clothing, while many men also have cried because of their soon-to-be empty wallets. James chuckled at the thought as he entered the building right next to it. The inside looked very familiar to Cinnabar's pawn shop, the only thing different was instead of Sakaki being behind the counter there was a scrany man that looked like his mouth was forced to smile forever, it kind of creeped James out a bit.

With a flash of greed on his face he said, "Hello there valuable costumer, my name is Tim, is there anything I can help you with? How about I interest you with this one of a kind Poke Ball?" He said as he showed James something he has seen all the time, a Poke Ball that looked like it was made out of pure gold. "I would charge $79.95, but I can tell your a smart cookie so I'll give you a discount and only ask for $59.95. What do you say friend?"

James just stood there and laughed after a few minutes he wiped away a few tear and responded with this, "That's a good joke you got there. I say that whoever you sell stuff to are gulliable idiots. Paint a Poke Ball gold and a little laqure and you get a little under $50 profit. Hold on one minute, I need to give Sasaki an update on Fuchisa's pawn shop, too bad he won't like my negative vote on this place." James said as he started messing with his Poke Talk which found his wrist as its new home.

Tom started panicking, "Yo-you-you're that ki-kid that Sa-Sasaki was talking a-about?" Yet somehow he kept his smiled face up.

James enjoyed watching the man squirm, "Maybe, I don't know his business outside of Cinnabar Island. Now do you know his number, I forgot and I really wanted to give him my opinion on this place."

Tim immediatly started trying to kiss-up to James, "Now now, we don't want something like that. How about I let you have any item you want for free, how does that sound?"

"Anything you said?" James said with a grin on his face.

"Of cource!" Tom said as he started sweating bullets.

After a couple a minutes we find our 'hero' outside the pawn shop heading for the edge of town talking to his Poke Talk, "...and then I took his personal hammer-space pouch."

The guy on the other line started to laugh, and when he was done he said, "Know I remembered why I like you kid, you always know how to keep me entertained."

"Yeah I do that, but you still haven't told me what is a hammer-space yet ossan."

"It was a theory back in the mid to late 1900's by woman who wanted to give a beating on men, usually those being perverts. Thus they pulled out a hammer and whacked the man seemingly out of thin air. Now the limit on how much it can hold, be created, or how it never changes weight or size is still a mystery. Many don't know how they work, but they do."

"Well that explains how everything could fit in it, well it's been nice talking to yah Sasaki I got to go." James said as he entered the Pokemon Center. This one had a moderate number of trainers in it unlike Cinabbar's which never had just a normal amount.

"Oi! Ero-chef!" James shouted, which resulted to a kick in the back of his head.

"I told you to stop calling me that Gary-sue!" Lance yelled at the body which head a large bump attached to the head. "Tch, your room number is 30, Lyle's is 28 and mine is infinity divided by zero." He said as he dropped a key on his head.

James got up slowly as Lance left and rubbed his head mumbling to himself about training.


1724


Local Time 2346

"Just a little more, come on you can do it!" We find our hero in by a fence cheering on his Charmander who was currently climbing to the side James, Anubis, and JIGGLYPUFF were on.

"Charmander, Charmander, Charmander... (I hate you all, I hate you all, I hate you all...)" CHARMANDER mumbled to himself because his species weren't famous for their long limbs. James climbed over it with minor difficulty as a human, Anubis simply jumped over it thanks to his type, CHARMANDER thought at leaste JIGGLYPUFF would also have difficulty like him but noooo. She just had to be able to float up and over like a baloon when she wants to. Once he got on the top of the fence he fell over and landed face first next to James' foot.

"Good job everbody, now let's review if we got everything done on the list." James pulled out a note pad and flipped through a few pages. "Here we are, todays training schedule. Walk on water, we'll work that later. Kick a Bidoof, they got lucky today. Beat up innocent wild Pokemon and call it training, check. Beat up other trainer's Pokemon and take their money, check. Watch CHARMANDER struggle to climb a fence, check. Well three out of five ain't bad, back into your balls my friends, even though I could have done this before you climbed the fence." James said as he called back his Pokemon, but not without a little ember flying by his face.

James cleared his voice and annouced loudly, "Ladies and Gentlemen! Today we have a midnight special! I welcome you all to the Safari Zone After Hours Special! Our hero James is going to go and accomplish something many of have tried before in the Safari Zone at night, now let's just hope we get no sudden guest stars like-"

"Hey kid! Your'e not suppose to be here!" A night watchman yelled at James on the other side of a pond.

James just smiled at the 'camera' and said, "Well speak of the devil, I introduce the night guard but please, hold your aplause. We'll be right back after this commercial message." He than ran in the opposite direction of the pond.

After a couple of minutes of running James hid behind a tree as the night watchman ran pass him without noticing him shouting something like 'Kids these days and their flying Pokemon'. A sigh of relief and he turned his attention back to the 'camera'. "That Diglett that slowed him down will recieve a paycheck in 3-5 business days. Don't worry, he was a trained stuntman. Now, back to the show!" He said as he stood up and started sneaking around the place.

James walked near sleeping Rhyhorns, avoiding Zubats that want his blood, ate a rice ball and much more until arrived at his destination. In a small opening there lied a Bidoof having a nice peaceful night. James walked up to it and patted its head and then started taking steps back. It slowly started waking up and studied its surroundings noticing James in the corner of its eye. It soon experianced flight with a good amount of pain from its guts.

"Take that! One Bidoof down, infinity amount to go!" James said while smiling and shedding a tear of joy as the Bidoof twinkled in the sky. "I've always wanted to do that." As he was about to leave he noticed a Pokemon he hasn't seen before, it was a small, whitish insect Pokémon. Its hind legs are white and the forelegs are brown. It has small, green wings on its back, a small pointed snout, and whisker-like antenna on its face. It also had a thin stripe that dips in a "V"-shaped pattern between its eyes. It has black eyes with green iris-like rings inside.

James pulled out his scouter and started trying to get data off of it.

" ツチニン。じめんの したで せいちょうする。ほとんど みえない めの かわりに しょっかくで ようすを さぐる。" Is what showed up on the radar, Stupid machine and its malfunctions. After a few whacks it translated to "Nincada. It grows underground, sensing its surroundings using antennae instead of its virtually blind eyes." It then started showing about a bunch of other information.

"Pretty much blind, huh? Let's see their stats. Hmmm, well its Defence is the only good thing. Only level nine though. Bug/Ground type, this thing is interesting but I don't think I want- what's this? Nincada evolves? Two different Pokemon at once? One of them is considered the fastest Pokemon ever? The other is immune to twelve of the seventeen types? AND THEY'RE NINJAS! I am soooo going to catch you now!" James then reached into his pouch and grabbed a Poke Ball, enlargened it and chucked it.

It was high and bounced off the tree, inches away from the Nincada's face. "...Slip of the fingers, I was nervous." James reassured himself. "Well atleast I know they really are blind as a Zubat, this one won't miss." He threw another one, and this one was underneath it. The next one somehow hit James in the back of the head. "Ok that's it, I'm going to throw every ball I got." He grabbed all of his Poke Balls and chucked them all at once at the target 10 feet away. Somehow they got indented into the tree making an outline of the Nincada.

James just gapped at his lack of skill of throwing a Poke Ball, he was about to give up when a light bulb popped up over his reached into his pouch and pulled out a slingshot. "I never thought I use this thing for something like this, maybe a prank but not this." James grabbed the only nondamaged Poke Ball and shrunk it and then he got a good 15 yards away from the Nincada. He then put it where you would put the slingshot ammo and held in the button. He took aim then released, as the ball flew it grew, thus being able to enslav-err-catch Pokemon. This one hit the Pokemon dead on at high speeds, actually damaging it before it went inside the Poke Ball. It landed on the ground and shook once...twice...thrice...four times...five times...this might take a while...I need another cofee break...


...One Cofee Break Later...


Ok, after 54 shakes, the Nincada stopped shaking the ball and decided it had better things to do. It went back to sleep. James had a half-smile on his face as he picked up his new Pokemon. "Welcome to the team, Nincada. Don't worry, both of you will get a name as soon as you evolves. Atleast I think that's how you say it. And that concludes this Midnight Special, good night!" James said as he waved at the 'camera'.

"There you are!" James turned around and saw an old friend, the night watchman. Oh goodie, he brought some of his friends, Ugly and Stupid. James then started running away thinking to himself What did I do?


AN: I truly think this might be my worst chapter yet. I'm cutting it short, but next chapter I will put more thought into it and trust me, it will be better.