Kung Fu Panda: The Cast Speaks by
Mitchicus
Chapter 7
A/N: Here's another chapter! By the way, I just made a decision to let people send me their OCs or ideas for them, and I will try and put them in my stories! I'm looking for OCs to put in Apocalypse Now mostly, but you can request them to be in my future, ancient China stories instead of in 'Nam. But anyways, you can send them via private message to me or you can show the readers your OC/ idea in a review. Anyways, back to the chapter.
(Light shines on host and cast)
Mitch: Gooooooooooooddddd Morning Vietnam!
(The cast and audience laugh)
Mitch: Sorry, just a little pumped about Apocalypse Now is all.
Tigress: When do I make my appearance in it?
(Mitch mouths her to be quiet and smiles at the camera)
Mitch: Just so you know, the story features me, Po, most of the Five, and many awesome OCs as we battle in the jungles!
Mantis: Why was I left out?
Mitch: Because you're too ADD to keep still and be filmed.
(The cast and audience laugh)
Mitch: Now, on to more questions before Mantis throws a fit! Our first questions and dares are from XxMusicLoverxX9. Tigress: Would you sing in front of everyone? If No, would you sing in front of Po?
(Tigress blushes)
Tigress: I've already sung before. Do I have to sing again Mitch?
Mitch: Hmm…XxMusicLoverxX9, is it ok if Tigress does not sing, since she just sang last chapter? If you really want her to sing, please send a song name though, and I'll make her sing next chapter.
Tigress: You can't make me do anything!
Mitch: Oh really?
(The cast laughs)
Mitch: Po: What was the dumbest thing you've EVER done?
Po: Well, I went up against one hundred bandits alone. Luckily, The Five came in and helped me beat them back before I got overwhelmed. So I learned a lesson; no matter how bodacious you are, DO NOT go into a outnumbering battle alone!
(The audience and cast laughs)
Mitch: Viper: When are you and Crane gonna go out, if not have already?
Viper: Well, we've had dinner at Mr. Ping's before, while Po and the others were on a mission and we were left at the valley. Does that count?
Monkey: Did you guys make out?
(Crane and Viper blush)
Viper: No, we did not make out.
(Mitch nods)
Mitch: Crane: I love you and Viper as a pairing and everything, but why do you like Viper? Give us exact answers!
Crane: Well…she's smart, beautiful, kind to me, and is also funny! Not to mention that she keeps me from falling into the same habits of pranking like Monkey and Mantis are in.
(Viper smiles at Crane and Monkey and Mantis snicker)
Mitch: Monkey: When are you and Mantis EVER going to stop making stupid -but funny- bets?
Monkey and Mantis: When we die!
Tai Lung: I can arrange that.
Mantis: Come at me bro!
(Tai Lung readies to get up but Mitch puts up his hand, stopping the fight that would soon come)
Mitch: Remember the rules. Mantis: What was the naughtiest thing you've ever done...?
Mantis: I went to a strip club seven days a week for fifty two weeks! Does that count?
(Mitch facepalms, the audience and cast laughing)
Mitch: Yes…that counts…moving on. Master Shifu: What was the harshest punishment you've ever given to someone and to whom?
Shifu: My hardest punishment went to Po.
(Po winces)
Po: Now I remember.
Shifu: I made him run up the Thousand Steps with boulders on his back one hundred times, then made him spar seven times against Tigress, then I made him clean the floors of the barracks with his tongue, then mop it up, and then I made him sit on burning coals for an hour.
Po: My butt will never be the same!
(The cast and audience laugh)
Mitch: How did he earn that punishment?
Shifu: Remember how Po said that his most embarrassing thing was when he did something dirty with his hand?
(Mitch winces)
Mitch: Yes, I do…
Shifu: I caught him right then and there, and that was his punishment for doing that.
Po: You could have been a little easier.
Shifu: I should have been harder.
Mitch: These questions are from Dracoessa. Monkey: have you ever tried banana flavored almond cookies?
Monkey: I'm a monkey; I love cookies; of course I've tried them, and I love them!
Mitch: Mantis: what's the most elaborate joke you've ever pulled on anyone?
Mantis: I told Po that I threw his action figures in a river, and told him in person. He said I was lying, but it was the truth! Once he realized that, he spent three days searching for them!
(Cast besides Po and audience laugh)
Po: And I found them all covered in moss! Those would have been in good enough condition to sell them for thousands of yen if you hadn't dumped them into the river!
Mantis: Which one would be the most valuable?
Po: Tigress' of course.
(Cast and audience laugh)
Mitch: Crane: if you had to choose between a female crane or Viper, whom would you make your wife?
Crane: Viper of course!
(Viper and Crane smile at each other)
Mitch: Our next questions are from Some guy named Blaze. Po: Do you ever feel like being the Dragon Warrior is a bit of a hassle keeping watch over the citizens in the valley of peace?
Po: Well, it can get a little boring, and a little upsetting when I want to do something but can't because of my duties. However, I still respect my duties and don't think of it as a hassle, but a privilege.
(Mitch nods)
Mitch: Tigress: Before Po, did you ever experience, or show, any love in your life. (not necessarily bf/gf love)
Tigress: Yes, I did. Unfortunately he did not show any love back to me. *Cough* Shifu *cough*
(Shifu does not hear his name)
Mitch: How did you keep these emotions bottled up inside you without having any way to release the pain and anguish?
Tigress: Punching ironwood trees my entire life, and training.
Mitch: Shifu: Have you ever made a single joke? I mean, not a sarcastic comment, but a real joke with a punch line.
Shifu: Unfortunately, no, I haven't.
Mantis: Booooo!
Shifu: Mantis, boo me anymore and I will make you clean the palace's restroom for three weeks!
(Mantis stops booing)
Mitch: Our next questions are from XxFlameheartxX. Po and Tigress at the same time: Po, if you saw Tigress get really hurt emotionally or physically, what would you do? And same question for Tigress.
Po: I would be the first one to help her.
Tigress: I would do the same for Po.
Mitch: Our next questions are from Kungfulovr. Po: Po, would you mate with Tigress if you got the chance?
(Po and Tigress blush)
Po: Um…I don't know.
Monkey: I think they'd both like to mate.
(Po and Tigress glare at the primate)
Mitch: Uh…moving on. Tigress: What is or was your reaction to Po when you found out that he "did something naughty" to his hand after seeing you?
Tigress: Well, I was a bit shocked. I never knew that he liked me that much.
(The cast laughs nervously)
Mitch: Our second to last questions are from taskarrthetwisted. Mitchicus: how was your vacation with Nera? It was very nice. We grew closer together and had quite a blast. We stayed at a home that sat on a hill overlooking the Sea of Japan, and it was very peaceful.
Mantis: Until the moaning started.
Mitch: Ahem.
Mantis: Sorry.
Mitch: Po and Tigress: have you gone to a vacation together like Mitch and Nera?
Tigress: No, but we are planning to go on one soon?
Mitch: I know a good place.
Po: What?
Mitch: taskarrthetwisted knows. Monkey: what is in your cookies that make Po have to steal them so much?
(Monkey grins)
Monkey: Illegal stuff. Let's just say that it rhymes with jack.
(Mitch shakes his head, closing his eyes and facepalming)
Mitch: Ah, excellent. Our final question is for Tigress: what is your opinion of Mitchicus and would you want him to be in the actual kfp3?
(Tigress smiles at him)
Tigress: Mitch is a kind person yet has a short fuse. He can be kind one moment and be serious the next. He is an excellent warrior and is a great friend to have. I would want him to be in the actual KFP3; he could either be an awesome warrior, or the creator of a love triangle between me, him, and Po, or both.
(Mitch grins back at her before Monkey interjects)
Monkey: I'd like to see that triangle.
Mitch: You've already seen it; Race For the Feline, The Love Wars, etc., remember?
Monkey: Oh yeah.
Mitch: Well, that's all we have time for today. Please be sure to send me OCs or ideas, and continue to follow The Cast Speaks! I'll get to all your questions and dares, I promise! This is your host Mitchicus and the cast of KFP, signing out.
(Light dims on the host and the cast)
A/N: Please check out Apocalypse Now and send me your OCs/ ideas! AN is the first of its kind pretty much, and it will be one hell of a ride! Please send more dares and questions to keep this story going as well! Please review, share, comment, and please, no flames! And I mean NO FLAMES! Stop the trolling! Wow, now that I got that out of the way, have a nice day my friends XD.
