So, there were a few mistakes in the last chapter (which I fixed! XD The 35 one was cause I got mixed up with the numbers at first, then I noticed I had 6 instead of 5, and I was rushing so…yeah…)
So, this set is some my top 20 favorite things from my other fic, '333 And More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ' from the FMA fandom!
They aren't in any particular order but these are my 5 of my personal favorites which is really narrowing it down since there are 486 ways so far for the other fic. ;)
Note: 31 is truly from the original 333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart. ;)
31. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
Alfred decided that in order to bug the Englishman, he had to get him at his own game, so the British culture mocking session began.
It ended 3 minutes later with England dragging a KO-ed United States out of the room carrying a cane, umbrella, and slipper.
32. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Japan couldn't really help it; he just loved those movies and he was on a mission…
33. Protest against milking cows.
People were perplexed at how Italy had managed to find 50 cows or even get them inside of the UN without noticing. All anyone even saw was the Italian cackling like a madman while riding a cow during a stampede yelling: "RUN MY BOVINE FRIENDS! DON'T LET THEM MILK YOU!"
34. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
With Lithuania in the back, Poland slid on his shades before signaling his departure and driving off. To say that the people watching felt awkward was a great understatement.
35. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
Scary thing is, that France and America were only kidding about it. England actually did dress up like the Britannia Angel and did this only to scare off the other countries…except for Russia. He was creepy enough to sit through it all with his familiar but creepy grin on his face while sipping vodka.
Why, oh why do these fit so well? XD
