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Aya got a secret!

Schwartz had decided to go see how things were doing at Weiss house. They didn't bother to ring the bell or knock, they just went right in.

And there, on the floor, in front of the TV, sat 6 chibies. And in the kitchen two very angry grownups argued.

"Who are you calling a cold-hearted bastard?" Aya yelled.

"You, and you are. You're the one who is always yelling and glaring and bitching. And you made me the mom" Ken yelled back.

"It was a joke, I didn't think he remember that" Aya said.

"And you showed the kids porn on the internet" Ken yelled.

"Omi asked how babies are made!"

"Lie, you could have lied" Ken screamed.

"Don't scream to me, you're the one who took two hours to buy diapers" Aya said.

"I AM NOT SCREAMING" Ken screamed.

"Is this a bad time?" Schuldig said, smirking.


Aya and Ken had decided that they both needed a break. And Schwartz would look after the kiss, so they could go do whatever they wanted. So they took Aya's car and drove to the woods, to the little house they had there. 3 days all to themselves, while Schwartz would fix the kids, make them adults again.

"I'm still pissed at you!" Ken stated.

"What else is new, you're always pissed at me!" Aya sighed.

"Am not!"

"Now, you're just looking for a fight."

They unpacked.

"Look, Aya… I really don't like fighting all the time" Ken sighed.

"No? You're good at it though" Aya said.

"Let's just… call it a truce and start all over" Kan said.

"Fine" Aya sighed.

"God I hope Crawford can fix them, I don't know how much I can take of this" Ken sighed.

"Now you know how I felt when you guys turned chibies the first time" Aya smiled.

"If it was just Omi and Yohji it wouldn't be so bad, but six chibies…"

Aya stared at him.

"Hey Aya, do you want kids one day?" Ken asked.

"No!"

"Aw… come on, don't tell me you never thought of having a family" Ken said.

"I can't have one, it's no point in wanting one" Aya sighed.

"Why not? You gay or something?" Ken asked.

"No, I'm bisexual, but that's not it. I'm sterile, my dad got me fixed" Aya said.

Ken gaped and stared at him.

"What? Your dad got you sterilized?"

"Yes… He said he didn't want me to knock a girl up… Believe it or not Ken, I did have a life before I joined Weiss" Aya said.

"I know, but… To go as fare to…"


It had been a day, and Ken was dying to ask more about why Aya's dad got him fixed.

"Ok, just ask and stop looking at me" Aya sighed.

"Why did your dad get you fixed?"

Aya sat up and looked him in the eyes.

"If you tell anyone this, I'm gonna kill you, you got that?" he said.

Ken nodded.

Aya opened his mouth to start telling, but was stopped when the phone rang. Nobody moved.

"Aren't you gonna answer that?" Aya asked.

"They'll call back, I wanna know now!"

"It could be Crawford with news on the chibies" Aya said.

"He can wait, now answer" Ken said.

In the end, Aya answered the phone.

"Hello?"

("Hi… Schuldig here… we got good news and bad news!")

"What do you mean bad news? What's the good news?" Aya said.

("I think I rather speak with Ken… Put him on") Schuldig said.

"Fine, I'll put you on speaker" Aya sighed.

He did, and waited.

"Well?"

("The good news is that we got Crashers back to normal… And they went home, they're alright… a little pissed that they got mixed into this, but…")

"Schuldig…" Aya growled.

("The bad news is… well… who knew… It seams that if you've been sprayed once whit the stuff, and then get sprayed again… it sticks…")

"WHAT?" Ken and Aya yelled in union.

("Yeah… You see… it's… Yohji and Omi… they're stuck as chibies… they'll have to grow up all over again") Schuldig said.

And Ken fainted.


"You think they bought it?" Farfarello asked Schuldig.

"I heard Ken faint" Schuldig smirked.

"Yes, it's good to be me again!" Yohji smiled and came out the door.

"Hi guys, did you tell them everything was fine?" Omi asked and came into the room.

"Sure, they were so happy to hear the good news" Farfarello smirked.


"Ken? Ken, wake up…" Aya said.

He had put Ken to bed, who knew he was so heavy.

Slowly Ken opened his eyes.

"Oh… I had a nightmare… I dreamt Schuldig said that Omi and Yohji would be stuck as chibies and had to grow up all over again… Tell me it was a nightmare, I need to hear that" Ken said.

"Sorry Ken. Guess you get your family after all" Aya said.

Ken was right, this was a nightmare.

"Aya, what do we do?" Ken whined, almost cried.

"I don't know… I was so sure it would work!"

"We can't take care of children, even if there is only two of them… we're assassins…"

"I know Ken, I know what we are!"

They just sat on the bed, looking lost.


"You did what?" Crawford asked Schuldig.

"Told Abyssinian and Siberian that Yohji and Omi were stuck as chibies" Schuldig said.

"Oh… poor Ken… and poor Aya" Omi said.

"Fuck that, good going guys, how did they react?" Yohji smirked.


Four hours and they still sat on the bed.

"You got any ideas?" Ken asked.

"No!"

"Then tell me why your dad got you fixed!"

"I… slept around a lot. When I was 14 years old, I got a girl… well, a woman, pregnant. He lost it and said if I didn't stop sleep around he would get me fixed. I didn't think he would actually do it, but… he did… When he caught me with the girl next door who was getting married the nest day…" Aya said.

Ken gaped.

"You got a woman pregnant when you were 14?"

"Yes. Not to mention that she went to jail for having sex with a minor… I never in a million years thought he would actually go through with it, but he did… Not that it stopped me or anything" Aya sighed.

"Ow… just thinking about it…" Ken said and crossed his legs.

Then he thought of something.

"What happened to the baby?" he asked.

"What baby?"

"You got that woman pregnant…"

"Oh, right… When it was born my parents took the baby in. I have a son" Aya said.

"So… where is you son now?" Ken asked.

"With his mom, you actually met him" Aya said.

"I have?" Ken asked.

"Yes!"

"Oh my god it's not Omi is it?"

"No, Omi isn't 12 years old" Aya said.

"Nagi? It's Nagi?"

"No, it's not Nagi. You give lessons at the local school right? Hiro is one of the boys on your team, black hair, violet eyes…" Aya said.

Ken thought about it, then…

"His name is Fujimiya… Why didn't I see it before? Does he know who you are?"

"Yes, I go see him from time to time, I keep in touch with both him and his mother" Aya said.

"They don't know that you're…" Ken started.

"No, you think I would tell them?"

"Wow… has Omi and Yohji ever met him?" Ken asked.

"No, I don't think so. But Yohji met Rin though" Aya smirked.

"Rin? Oh, Hiro's mother… Don't tell me he slept with her?"

"No, but he tried, she said she go for redheads" Aya smirked.

TBC


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