Title: Pass the Potatoes

Author: Jmaria

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Joss owns Angel, Tanya Huff owns The Keeper Chronicles

Spoilers: the first two books, season five

Pairings/Characters: Claire/Dean, Diana, Lorne

Challenge: Family Gatherings

Word Count: 100

The table was set, food was out, and Lorne found himself being stared at rather oddly. Not that this was anything out of the ordinary. He was green, with red eyes and horns. They were Canadian, and two of them were Keepers.

"It's not polite to stare." Dean murmured.

"I'm not, boy-toy." Diana retorted.

"Diana." Claire warned.

"Well, he is."

"Diana, quit it."

"Don't pull the big sister card."

"Can someone pass the potatoes?" Lorne interrupted, taking the bowl from Dean.

"Do your sisters act like this?" Austin asked from the floor.

"Well, Numfar, he dances for mom. A lot."