Title: Pass the Potatoes
Author: Jmaria
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Joss owns Angel, Tanya Huff owns The Keeper Chronicles
Spoilers: the first two books, season five
Pairings/Characters: Claire/Dean, Diana, Lorne
Challenge: Family Gatherings
Word Count: 100
The table was set, food was out, and Lorne found himself being stared at rather oddly. Not that this was anything out of the ordinary. He was green, with red eyes and horns. They were Canadian, and two of them were Keepers.
"It's not polite to stare." Dean murmured.
"I'm not, boy-toy." Diana retorted.
"Diana." Claire warned.
"Well, he is."
"Diana, quit it."
"Don't pull the big sister card."
"Can someone pass the potatoes?" Lorne interrupted, taking the bowl from Dean.
"Do your sisters act like this?" Austin asked from the floor.
"Well, Numfar, he dances for mom. A lot."
