I am back! Anyways, here I am with another chapter of The Legend of SAO.


-Lon Lon Ranch-

Link and Kirito were walking to Lon Lon Ranch and as they entered the Ranch Kirito said "that was quite the walk, I wonder how long we walked for."

"I would say about 4 months since it took the author that long to update this story." Link said as he was holding a calendar and threw it away.

Kirito slapped Link and said "Hey! Don't break the fourth wall."

Link sighed and said "Why did you want us to come here?"

"Three reasons." Kirito said as he held up one finger "Reason number one, I want to get some milk to drink."

Link sighed as Kirito held up two fingers "Reason number two, I'm going to try to teach you how to dual wield."

Link was now very eager to go as Kirito held up three fingers "Reason number three, I really want milk, don't judge."

As they headed further into the Ranch Kirito heard Malon singing and then saw her inside a corral with some horses and waved to get her attention.

Malon saw Kirito and Link and waved hi as she said "hey Kirito. Hey Petter Pan."

"My name is Link not Petter Pan!" Link said angrily as Kirito tried not to laugh.

"I was only kidding Link." Malon said with a smile "so why are you guys here?"

"I came to get some milk." Kirito said as Link sighed.

"My dad is letting costumers play a mini game to win some milk." Malon said as she pointed to the house across from the barn.

As Kirito left, Link pulled out his fairy ocarina and said "might as well do some practicing as Kirito's gone."

Malon saw Link with his ocarina and said "hey, how about I teach you a song that one of our horses likes."

Link nodded before Malon started to sing and he tried to play along on his ocarina.

After a while of trying, Link got the notes right and a small red horse with a white mane came along.

"Her name is Epona." Malon said as she petted Epona.

After a few seconds Kirito came back and said "hey guys, I won and even got a bottle too."

"My dad said that the mini game was hard to beat, how did you do it?" Malon said surprised.

"It was easy." Kirito said as he thought back remembering threatening Talon, with the sling shot, after many failed tries and made him give Kirito the bottle of milk and never talk about what just happened there ever again.

"So when are you going to teach me to dual wield?" Link said eagerly.

"First get me a Coco." Kirito said as Link did so.

As Link came back with the Coco and put it down Kirito said "now give me your sword."

Link gave Kirito his sword and Kirito said "before I teach you to dual wield let me show you how strong this skill is."

Kirito pulled out his sword and then quickly and repellently attacked the Coco with both swords.

After a while of attacking the Coco Kirito stopped as the Coco dropped dead onto the floor.

Link and Malon were in a state of shock seeing the dead Coco.

After a few seconds the dead Coco started to glow red and as Kirito turned around to see it glow red the Coco exploded and sent Kirito flying.

Kirito flew from the back of the corral to the entrance of it and as he fell it was quiet for a while.

After a short while of having it quiet, Link said "I think he's dead."

"No I'm not." Kirito said as he got up "I dealt with stronger attacks then that."

"Are you feeling okay?" Link asked as he walked over to Kirito.

"Yeah I'm fine because I have Milk." Kirito said before he drank the milk he had.

Link just sighed and said "now will you teach me to dual wield?"

"Yes." Kirito said as epic montage music started to play in the background.

Days past as Kirito taught Link how to dual wield. More like hours because Kirito kept playing the sun's song on Link's ocarina to make everything he was teaching Link look cooler.

After a few hours Kirito stop teaching Link and said "that's enough, let's get back to the storyline and the next time we face a boss you can fight it while dual wielding.'

Link gave a small sigh and said "fine, let's go see Saria then."

Link and Kirito left Lon Lon Ranch, saying goodbye to Malon, and started to head towards Kokiri Forest.


This is the end of this chapter, sorry for making you guys wait so long. Next chapter will not take as long. See yeah guys next time.