"20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea is the 1954 adaptation of the book of the same name by Jules Verne. It was the first science fiction film produced by Disney and has become the best-known adaptation of the book. It won the Academy Awards for Best Art Design and Best Special Effects."

"So, our only song in this set is 'A Whale of a Tale' and will be sung by Noah." Rachel smiled at her boyfriend.

"We were going to give it to Artie, but, with what the song's about, it makes more sense to give it Puck." Mercedes elaborated.

"Oh, I remember that song! Yeah, it's definitely a song for Puck." Artie replied with a nod.

"Why?" Puck asked, confused. He had never seen the movie nor heard of the song.

Mercedes responded by handing him the sheet music, understanding dawning on him as he read the lyrics.

"Rachel, you okay?" Quinn whispered, noticing the deep frown on the brunette's face.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Rachel replied, shaking her head to clear it.

"No, you're not." Quinn took Rachel's hand and pulled her out of the door and to the auditorium.

"Spill." the blonde demanded once both girls were seated on the edge of the stage.

"I…" Rachel trailed off, looking at the back wall of the theater.

"You…?" Quinn prompted.

"Noah has been with so many girls in the past. All of them beautiful and experienced. I haven't slept with anyone since Noah in seventh grade and I'm definitely not as pretty. And I know that that doesn't matter to him but lately I've been having this dream."

"What happens in this dream?"

"It always starts with me and Noah lying in bed after sleeping together and when I wake up he's nowhere to be found. The next day, I see him at the mall with a tall, leggy, thin, big boobed, died blonde bimbo. When I go over to him, he doesn't even remember my name. And then wake up and I cry because it seemed so real."

"Honey, Puck would never do that to you. He told Finn that you were 'The One;, of course he said it in Puckish so it sounded ten times less romantic and sweet. Anyway, my point is that you have nothing to worry about. Puck loves you, I mean he told you recently that you were part of his future, that you were a huge part of his future. Puck may be an asshole, but Noah definitely isn't. He's totally in love with you, anyone can see that, and he apparently has been for a long time. You have nothing to worry about, Rachel."

"You're right, Quinn, I'm being ridiculous."

"You aren't being ridiculous; this is Puck we're talking about. BUT, you are forgetting that you aren't dating Puck; you're dating Noah, the exact opposite of Puck."

"Thanks, Quinn."

Rachel smiled over at her best friend, who smiled back at her and said, "Come on, we have to get back to rehearsal."

"Our next song is 'A Whale of a Tale,' which will be sung by Noah Puckerman. The song takes place as Ned Land tells the crew about the many girls that he has been with."

Mr. Shuester walked off the stage as Puck and the guys came on, dressed in sailors uniforms.

"Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads. A whale of a tale or two. 'Bout the flapping fish and girls I've loved, on nights like this with the moon above. A whale of a tale and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo." Puck began the song.

"There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagascar. She would kiss me anytime that I would ask her. Then one evening, her flame of love blew out. Blow me down and pick me up, she swapped me for a trout!" Puck continued.

"Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads. A whale of a tale or two. 'Bout the flapping fish and girls I've loved, on nights like this with the moon above. A whale of a tale and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo." The guys chorused together before quieting so Puck could continue.

"There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java. When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava. Then she gave me the scare of my young life. Blow me down, and pick me up, she was the captain's wife!"

"Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads. A whale of a tale or two. 'Bout the flapping fish and girls I've loved, on nights like this with the moon above. A whale of a tale and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo."

"Then there was Harpoon Hannah, had a look that spelled out danger. My heart quivered when she whispered, 'I'm there, stranger'. Bought her trinkets that sailors can't afford."

"Sailors can't afford." the guys echoed.

"And when I spent my last red cent she tossed me overboard!"

"Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads. A whale of a tale or two. 'Bout the flapping fish and girls I've loved, on nights like this with the moon above. A whale of a tale and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo!"