Character list: Jayfeather and Luna( OC by Dragnerz)
Guest: Shetani Oc by me!
Camera: Larka(sight)
Teleprompter: Lionblaze
Lights: Otulissa(GGH)
Interviewees: The true Wolfbane by Kage Bushin No jitsu. Can't run forever by Wolfgirlnowandforever. The Tana and hyena Trio multi-author franchise by TearthGrill.
Here's the last episode for the mini-series. The main season starts around Christmas. I'll take any Ocs that you want for the cast and crew.
And I don't own Saffron , he's by Long sharp fangs, though I'm the only one to write about him yet, so I kinda own him :). And we ignored the 8 character limit for this episode.
Mosshadow: and now finally is our last episode for the mini-series.
Luna: Halleujah! I miss Dragnerz!
Jayfeather: Whew, but don't I have to come back for season 2?
Shetani: hi! I think, you're here next season.
Larka: Yeah, unfortunately you do. Oh, wow, my cousin is here now too.
Saffron: Hey! Guys!*is hyper* What are we doing?!?!
Otulissa: Groan....
Saffron: So what is my job?
Jayfeather; Security, Cloudtail was drunk the other night and made several females , uh.... Well lets just say.....
Luna : He's been arrested for rape.
Larka: Omigod, don't poison his innocent mind!
Saffron: I'm like older than you buy at least 4 years.
Mosshadow: maybe 3.
Saffron: *rolls Eyes*
Jayfeather: Lets start up and where is sticky?
Saffron: I was kinda bored and decided to burn something with my demon powers....
Jayfeather: *Goes insane*
Otulissa: Good thing we all have health insurance right?
----------A few minutes of cleaning up all the blood later---------------------------------------------------------
Shetani: I don't get it, why did you rip up every but Saffron?
Jayfeather:*shrug*
Randomness-meter: *is at 10%*
Mosshadow: lets start.
The stage turns on and everyone gets to their places.
Luna: First up is The AU fic the true wolfbane from the sight/FinalFantsy Crossovers section by Kage Bushin No jistsu.
The AU versions of Larka, Morgra, Kar, Fell, Sephiroth , and Palla come onto stage.
Non-AU Larka(Camera) : Hey, wait a minute! This doesn't make sense! There's two of me now! And there's my friends in the audience! This can't be possible!
AU Larka: Hey ! Why's there two of me? Omigod! I look so sexy!
Normal Larka: *HEADBASHES*
Jayfeather: damn ! Mosshadow!!! *SUPER FACEPALM*
Mosshadow: uh, a dimensional Paradox isn't a big matter?
Randomness Meter: *Climbs to 15%*
Sephiroth: Okay, this is kinda weird.....
AU Morgra: Oh *Bleep* It! Lets kill em all!! Muha ha-
Luna: Uh, lets just play the plot video and talk about it, then you guys can violently disembowel each other?
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Larka: la la la. *looks into conveniently placed body of water with Sight powers* Omigod! Morgra is alive and with this emo looking human with a really long sword! It has to be some evil plot for world domination!
Kar: *Gasp* We must tell everyone!!
Readers: No duh?!
Meanwhile.....
Morgra: mu ha ha , I have resurrected you from this awesome video game*Holds up Finalfantasy disc* ! You are the true Wolfbane *cough* hence the name of the title*Cough* . Now you must help me with world domination! *Long evil laugh*
Sephiroth: Uh....... Why me.....
Morgra: because it's the plot you *Bleep*!
Sephiroth: How did you resurrect me then?
Morgra: I killed this dude , and used her soul, stupid idiot who said she was governor of alaska! So you are Wolfbane God of Evil!!
AN: GUESS WHO THAT WAS!
Sephiroth: Cool, i've always wanted to be a god! You get all these girls! And a sexy corvette ! And lots of people worship you and--
Final fantasy players reading this: Groan, his insane messiah complex is acting up again!
Morgra: SHUT UP!
Meanwhile.....
Larka: OMIGOD PEEPS! WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN CAUSE THIS IS AU!!
Everyone: *Groan*.
Readers: Groan!
Weird readers: YAY!!
One explanation later.....
Slavka: Great, so Fell isn't Wolfbane and there's this emo guy who is ? Great....
Huttser: OMIGOD STOP SAYING FELL IS A DEMON !!
Everyone argues!
Fell: Me like pie!
One argument later......
Random wolf named Vincent: Hey guys! I can help you with your problems ! I know this human dude who can like help you guys! Does anyone have any pie!?
Everyone: HUH?
Meanwhile....
Morgra: lets go into that peaceful, happy, scenic , touristy village to get some food! *gives shopping list*
Sephiroth: Why so many pills?
Morgra: Umm... old people need lots of medience?
Sephiroth: Do you have a drug abuse problem?
Morgra:*turns around and pops several Tylenol pills* What! Of course not !
Sephiroth: *Looks at pile of pill bottles that were full several minutes ago* Um...... *groans* Why me....*Begins Cutting himself* AH It hurts sooooo goooood! YEAH!!
Morgra : *Sucks on sharpie* Mmmmmm.
Readers: *Headbash* Stick to the REAL plot Mosshadow!
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Disclaimer: Some events have been modified from their original form to fit the nature of this story. 100% of all drug related events have been made up. Don't kill me original author!
Jayfeather: okay! Thats the end! Time for some questions.
Shetani: um yay! Number one, whats the evil plot?
AU Larka : La la la , um I think it's world domination.
Luna: It said that in the video!
AU Morgra: No ! It's not world domination! Its world destruction! *insane laughter*.
Non-Au larka: *takes Asprin* Can't , take , anymore , evil , laughter, on , this, show........
Mosshadow: Anyway I think the overall Crossovers idea was pretty good since the Sight and Final Fantasy VII have very complex characters and plot. The problem is that Kage Bushin still needs to explain massive plot holes.
Jayfeather: How do you guys feel about the whole, 'instead of killing Larka and Morgra simultaenously thing'you just get to try to kill each again instead of dying from that fall?
Au Larka: Whoa! I was supposed to die!?
Normal Larka: yeah...
Au Morgra: oh, well I just get to continue to take my revenge on Palla and Huttser and all of you pathetic fools!!!!
Readers: Mosshadow, you have used 'pathetic fools' wayyyy too many times on this show.
Mosshadow: Shut up reader!!! I think that that is the plot glitch, after one full book of Morgra trying to kill Palla and having succeeded in killing Brassa as her revenge for various reasons too long to explain, a fanfic continuing this is kinda boring. However the author says that there will be a plot change.
Luna: Great.
Sephiroth: Hey! Where did my sword go!
Saffron: *holds sword in mouth* Mosshadow told me too-
Sephiroth: NOOOO! DON'T DROOL ON NELLIE!!!
Mosshadow: You named your sword Nellie!???????
Sephiroth: Die you little cur! *Runs at Saffron*
Saffron immediately flames Sephiroth with demon fire. Unfortunately he sets all the interviewees on fire too.
AU Fell: AHHH! Its burns!
Non-AU versions of everyone (in audience): *Twitches uncontrollably*.
Tsinga: Wow, insane amounts of character bashing!
Normal Fell: ahhh, Moss, I am going to beat the *bleep* outta you!
Sephiroth: Hey! I'm getting third degree burns! This is better than using a knife!
AU Morgra: help! Need drugs!!! Overdose of ectasy pills needed!!!!!!!
A/N: I've always imagined Morgra with drugs...... I'm weird....
AU Palla: OMIGOD!.... I'm feeling the burn!!!
Luna: Hey, dump the fire suppression system on them! *grabs The remote and presses button*.
Lionblaze: Um, recently we filled the Massively oversized tank of water with an even larger amount of Gasoline.
Shetani: AH! RUN!
Everyone except the interviewees dives off stage. The entire stage explodes in a massive fireball.
Jayfeather: ow, my back!
Saffron: hey , I'm feeling fine.
Luna: Ack, thats cause you're immune to fire.
Saffron: whose idea was it to put gasoline in the fire suppression system?
Everyone still alive: Mosshadow!!!!
Mosshadow: Hey! It was Tigerstar's idea!
Tigerstar: of course!! Gasoline is the best way to put a fire out! Everyone knows that! Momee taught me!
Luna: THATS IT!! DIE YOU STUPID *BLEEP* *BLEEPING*! *Begins ripping the tabby to shreds*
Tigerstar: OH GOD! I NEED THOSE KIDNEYS*Is getting Kidneys ripped out*.
Luna:*Grabs chainsaw*
Tigerstar: OWWW! I NEEDED THAT ORGAN FOR MORE CHILDREN!! AHHHH!! HOW WILL I USE THE URINALS NOW!!
Janitor(Methuselah):Sigh, more organs to clean up from the floor, I'm still trying to scrape off the cat's brain from last episode!
Mosshadow: How about we use Larka's den now that we screwed up the studio.
Behind the the flaming studio begins to crumble into a massive heap of rubble. It so happens that Jalgan, Darkstripe, Kraar and Mudclaw are still trapped inside, because the author hates them.
Jalgan: No fair!
Mudclaw: Cheap God Modder!!
Mosshadow: haha!
A/N: Random fact: In the first half of the season finale for last season my co-author Brightclaw counted that I killed 15 characters! Right now we're up to ten!
Larka's family and friends in the audience: *FAINT* Please don;t use our den...
Larka: GRRR!
Shetani: Please Larka?*Kitten eyes* can we use your den...
Saffron: Yeah!! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!
Larka: Oh fine.....
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Huttser: DO NOT BREAK ANYTHING!!!!!!
Mosshadow: like whats the chance of that?
Randomness meter:*is a 55%*
Palla: ….........
Morgra:.........
Khaz:...........
everyone: ….......
Morgra: Do we have insurance?
Everyone: yeah, do we?
The screen blanks out for a commercial.
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Tigerstar:*wearing priest clothes* Hi and welcome to Exorcism co!
Darkstripe: If you have an annoying or dangerous spirit/demon/annoying neighbor we'll help you get rid of them!
Clawface: we shall now demonstrate with Inferno!
Inferno: Woah! I thought this was for fur cleaner!
Tigerstar: *evil smile* DIE! *dumps bucket full of holy water on Inferno*
Inferno: Okay... now whats that supposed to do?
Darkstripe: I think it's past the expiration date.....
Tigerstar: Eat this!!! *waves various religious symbols in front of the demon.*
Inferno: Okay..... weirdos..... I have a charity to attend.
Clawface: NEVER!! MU HA HA ! *Wacks Inferno with a large Cross*
Inferno: man, I am getting so pissed!!!! DIE YOU m*BLEEEEEPPERS*.
A significant amount of fighting later.....
Inferno:*is covered in blood* Great, now I'm late for that charity, Pallas going to kill me....
He walks out angrily, his tail accidentally lashes against a tub on a table that is labled *Demonic spirits, DO NOT touch or expose to oneself under possible chance of possession and possible insurance costs*. The said tub falls and breaks upon the three unconscious villains......
Tigerstar:ooooooo, weird black swirly thingies are coming towards me!
Dun dun daaaaa............
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Mosshadow: so I guess we'll have to end that interview since everyone is in the hospital.....
Luna: what else is new..
Shetani: any predictions?
Mosshadow: Well, I hope this story kills Palla!
Palla: Woah! WHATTTT!!!!
Mosshadow: you are so boring, the only good lines you have are at the end of the second book during the heaven scene....
Palla: but I didn't say anything!
Mosshadow: Exactly!!
Palla: SOB! *runs off crying*
Luna: that was cold.
Mosshadow: and I bet that human Vincent mentioned was Cloud.
Jayfeather: I suppose.....
Larka: I'm glad I'm not in that story, though being in Mosshadow's is probably more dangerous.....
Mosshadow: And I think the characters are kinda off.
Everyone: Who cares!
Mosshadow: So lets bring in Cloud Strife whom is the mystery character while everyone else is in the hospital being treated for 3rd degree burns.
Cloud walks in.
Mosshadow: hi!
Otulissa: hi!
Everyone: hi!
Cloud: hello people!
Luna: So you are here for The true wolfbane.
Cloud: Yeah, and I'm excited even though I haven't made my first appearances yet.
Jayfeather: So what will your role be?
Cloud: Well so far Kage Bushin plans for me to help Larka and Crew learn to use Materia , which is the form of magic in FFVII. I helping them defeat Sephiroth and Morgra from what ever insane plans they have. And plus I got an awesome bada*Bleep* sword and this , hot, sexy , bond hair to make all the readers tremble at my hotness! Not to mention the gravity defying spikes! It costs a million Gil for all the hair gel I use.
Randomness Meter: is at 60%
Sephiroth(Who has healed rather quickly): NEVER ! I will kill you! With the power of my long, sexy , silver hair! Death to spikey , gel covered hair! Taste the evilness and insanity of longness!
Cloud: Eat my spiky, gravity defying spikes of good !
Sephiroth: never ! Fool! *Ruffles up Cloud's hair with a nuggie*.
Cloud: NOOOO! moth*Bleeper*. *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEPER* I will have my revenge on your long hair!!
Randomness meter: is , over nine thousand!
Cloud promptly cuts off Sephiroth's long hair.
Sephiroth: Ack! Noooooooo!! *sucks thumb in fetal position*
Cloud: ha ha! Now taste the power of my really thick sword!
Sephiroth: Never! You shall taste the power of my really long sword!
Cloud: Oh yeah , well mines thicker!
Sephiroth: Mines longer!!!
Cloud: Thick!
Sephiroth: long!
Luna:*Facepalm* Do you idiots have any idea how wrong that sounds!
Jayfeather: huh? What do you... oh wow! That was wrong...
Shetani: so random! What should we do?
Mosshadow: Usually when talk shows have a problem like this they go into a commercial.
Luna: Good idea! Any more and this will become T rated!
Cloud: Mine is soo----*is cut off by commercial*
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Advertiser: Hey kids, do you want to be like Edward Cullen? Well its simple. Buy our product 'sparkleness sparkles' you can look just like Edward!*Picture of product* Just sprinkle sparklyness sparkles over yourslef and stand out in the sun! *Picture of little kids standing all sparkley* now you are just as sparkly as Edward!
Little kids: Omigod! I'm a sparkley vampire!! *they all run around sparkley!*
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A/N: I got that joke while making fun of a Twihard friend.
Jayfeather: Okay we're back from break!
Shetani: and we got rid of those jerks!
Larka: OMIGOD! That commercial was true! I'm all glittery like Edward!! *is covered in glitter* And my fur is white so I'm pale as Eddy!
Luna: *Has 'ok' look*NEXT! We have Can't run forever by Wolfgirlnowandforever!
Darkla and Gakad walk out from the deeper section of the den.
Darkla: Hi!
Cast: Hey!
Gakad: mu hah ha! I shall have you now !!!
Luna: Can't you idiots talk to us before embarking on personal agendas!!!*Slaps Gakkad*
Gakad:Grr!
Mosshadow: So here we have Darkla and Gakad, in Can't run forever Darkla and her pack escape the evil Gakad who wants her for a mate. The fic is set in the Sight universe but with a full OC cast and no mention of canon events or prophecies. Play the video guys!
Otulissa:*Presses button* sure. I need coffee.
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A/N: Quotes mean direct words.
Simet: whistle, hey look there a wolf unconscious on the ground!
Darkla: urggghhh, where the hell am I ?
Hin: "Sweetie, can you wake up for us?"
Darkla: aghh...
Inel: OMIGOD! She has swine flu ! Run!!!
Simet: *FacePalm*
Hin: She's just exhausted...
some time later-----
Simet: *looks at Darkla* Wow she's hot!
The four are walking through the trees
meanwhile ----
Raven: whistle... hey ! There they are! Now I can tell my evil master where to find them and cause bodily harm like all insane Sight characters do! Hallelujah!
For some strange reason an angelic choir sings a chord along with the accompanying light from the heavens.
Gakad: Mu ha ha! "I Final found you Darkla"*Even more angelic light and 'ahhhhhh' sound*
Raven's thoughts: this is stupid. I'm stuck with an insane moron, and he gives me no health care coverage, 401k or even dental! I love dental!!
"Cliff hanger dun dun daAAAAAAA!"
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And now we are cutting to a long break because I need get this half up and we have gone over the 10 page per episode rule. So bye and I'll be back for the second half! And a special thanks to Dragnerz for suggesting a name for the wolf pups last show.
Character list: Jayfeather and Luna( OC by Dragnerz)
Guest: Shetani Oc by me!
Camera: Larka(sight)
Teleprompter: Lionblaze
Lights: Otulissa(GGH)
Interviewees: The true Wolfbane by Kage Bushin No jitsu. Can't run forever by Wolfgirlnowandforever. The Tana and hyena Trio multi-author franchise by TearthGrill.
Here's the last episode for the mini-series. The main season starts around Christmas. I'll take any Ocs that you want for the cast and crew.
And I don't own Saffron , he's by Long sharp fangs, though I'm the only one to write about him yet, so I kinda own him :). And we ignored the 8 character limit for this episode.
Mosshadow: and now finally is our last episode for the mini-series.
Luna: Halleujah! I miss Dragnerz!
Jayfeather: Whew, but don't I have to come back for season 2?
Shetani: hi! I think, you're here next season.
Larka: Yeah, unfortunately you do. Oh, wow, my cousin is here now too.
Saffron: Hey! Guys!*is hyper* What are we doing?!?!
Otulissa: Groan....
Saffron: So what is my job?
Jayfeather; Security, Cloudtail was drunk the other night and made several females , uh.... Well lets just say.....
Luna : He's been arrested for rape.
Larka: Omigod, don't poison his innocent mind!
Saffron: I'm like older than you buy at least 4 years.
Mosshadow: maybe 3.
Saffron: *rolls Eyes*
Jayfeather: Lets start up and where is sticky?
Saffron: I was kinda bored and decided to burn something with my demon powers....
Jayfeather: *Goes insane*
Otulissa: Good thing we all have health insurance right?
----------A few minutes of cleaning up all the blood later---------------------------------------------------------
Shetani: I don't get it, why did you rip up every but Saffron?
Jayfeather:*shrug*
Randomness-meter: *is at 10%*
Mosshadow: lets start.
The stage turns on and everyone gets to their places.
Luna: First up is The AU fic the true wolfbane from the sight/FinalFantsy Crossovers section by Kage Bushin No jistsu.
The AU versions of Larka, Morgra, Kar, Fell, Sephiroth , and Palla come onto stage.
Non-AU Larka(Camera) : Hey, wait a minute! This doesn't make sense! There's two of me now! And there's my friends in the audience! This can't be possible!
AU Larka: Hey ! Why's there two of me? Omigod! I look so sexy!
Normal Larka: *HEADBASHES*
Jayfeather: damn ! Mosshadow!!! *SUPER FACEPALM*
Mosshadow: uh, a dimensional Paradox isn't a big matter?
Randomness Meter: *Climbs to 15%*
Sephiroth: Okay, this is kinda weird.....
AU Morgra: Oh *Bleep* It! Lets kill em all!! Muha ha-
Luna: Uh, lets just play the plot video and talk about it, then you guys can violently disembowel each other?
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Larka: la la la. *looks into conveniently placed body of water with Sight powers* Omigod! Morgra is alive and with this emo looking human with a really long sword! It has to be some evil plot for world domination!
Kar: *Gasp* We must tell everyone!!
Readers: No duh?!
Meanwhile.....
Morgra: mu ha ha , I have resurrected you from this awesome video game*Holds up Finalfantasy disc* ! You are the true Wolfbane *cough* hence the name of the title*Cough* . Now you must help me with world domination! *Long evil laugh*
Sephiroth: Uh....... Why me.....
Morgra: because it's the plot you *Bleep*!
Sephiroth: How did you resurrect me then?
Morgra: I killed this dude , and used her soul, stupid idiot who said she was governor of alaska! So you are Wolfbane God of Evil!!
AN: GUESS WHO THAT WAS!
Sephiroth: Cool, i've always wanted to be a god! You get all these girls! And a sexy corvette ! And lots of people worship you and--
Final fantasy players reading this: Groan, his insane messiah complex is acting up again!
Morgra: SHUT UP!
Meanwhile.....
Larka: OMIGOD PEEPS! WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN CAUSE THIS IS AU!!
Everyone: *Groan*.
Readers: Groan!
Weird readers: YAY!!
One explanation later.....
Slavka: Great, so Fell isn't Wolfbane and there's this emo guy who is ? Great....
Huttser: OMIGOD STOP SAYING FELL IS A DEMON !!
Everyone argues!
Fell: Me like pie!
One argument later......
Random wolf named Vincent: Hey guys! I can help you with your problems ! I know this human dude who can like help you guys! Does anyone have any pie!?
Everyone: HUH?
Meanwhile....
Morgra: lets go into that peaceful, happy, scenic , touristy village to get some food! *gives shopping list*
Sephiroth: Why so many pills?
Morgra: Umm... old people need lots of medience?
Sephiroth: Do you have a drug abuse problem?
Morgra:*turns around and pops several Tylenol pills* What! Of course not !
Sephiroth: *Looks at pile of pill bottles that were full several minutes ago* Um...... *groans* Why me....*Begins Cutting himself* AH It hurts sooooo goooood! YEAH!!
Morgra : *Sucks on sharpie* Mmmmmm.
Readers: *Headbash* Stick to the REAL plot Mosshadow!
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Disclaimer: Some events have been modified from their original form to fit the nature of this story. 100% of all drug related events have been made up. Don't kill me original author!
Jayfeather: okay! Thats the end! Time for some questions.
Shetani: um yay! Number one, whats the evil plot?
AU Larka : La la la , um I think it's world domination.
Luna: It said that in the video!
AU Morgra: No ! It's not world domination! Its world destruction! *insane laughter*.
Non-Au larka: *takes Asprin* Can't , take , anymore , evil , laughter, on , this, show........
Mosshadow: Anyway I think the overall Crossovers idea was pretty good since the Sight and Final Fantasy VII have very complex characters and plot. The problem is that Kage Bushin still needs to explain massive plot holes.
Jayfeather: How do you guys feel about the whole, 'instead of killing Larka and Morgra simultaenously thing'you just get to try to kill each again instead of dying from that fall?
Au Larka: Whoa! I was supposed to die!?
Normal Larka: yeah...
Au Morgra: oh, well I just get to continue to take my revenge on Palla and Huttser and all of you pathetic fools!!!!
Readers: Mosshadow, you have used 'pathetic fools' wayyyy too many times on this show.
Mosshadow: Shut up reader!!! I think that that is the plot glitch, after one full book of Morgra trying to kill Palla and having succeeded in killing Brassa as her revenge for various reasons too long to explain, a fanfic continuing this is kinda boring. However the author says that there will be a plot change.
Luna: Great.
Sephiroth: Hey! Where did my sword go!
Saffron: *holds sword in mouth* Mosshadow told me too-
Sephiroth: NOOOO! DON'T DROOL ON NELLIE!!!
Mosshadow: You named your sword Nellie!???????
Sephiroth: Die you little cur! *Runs at Saffron*
Saffron immediately flames Sephiroth with demon fire. Unfortunately he sets all the interviewees on fire too.
AU Fell: AHHH! Its burns!
Non-AU versions of everyone (in audience): *Twitches uncontrollably*.
Tsinga: Wow, insane amounts of character bashing!
Normal Fell: ahhh, Moss, I am going to beat the *bleep* outta you!
Sephiroth: Hey! I'm getting third degree burns! This is better than using a knife!
AU Morgra: help! Need drugs!!! Overdose of ectasy pills needed!!!!!!!
A/N: I've always imagined Morgra with drugs...... I'm weird....
AU Palla: OMIGOD!.... I'm feeling the burn!!!
Luna: Hey, dump the fire suppression system on them! *grabs The remote and presses button*.
Lionblaze: Um, recently we filled the Massively oversized tank of water with an even larger amount of Gasoline.
Shetani: AH! RUN!
Everyone except the interviewees dives off stage. The entire stage explodes in a massive fireball.
Jayfeather: ow, my back!
Saffron: hey , I'm feeling fine.
Luna: Ack, thats cause you're immune to fire.
Saffron: whose idea was it to put gasoline in the fire suppression system?
Everyone still alive: Mosshadow!!!!
Mosshadow: Hey! It was Tigerstar's idea!
Tigerstar: of course!! Gasoline is the best way to put a fire out! Everyone knows that! Momee taught me!
Luna: THATS IT!! DIE YOU STUPID *BLEEP* *BLEEPING*! *Begins ripping the tabby to shreds*
Tigerstar: OH GOD! I NEED THOSE KIDNEYS*Is getting Kidneys ripped out*.
Luna:*Grabs chainsaw*
Tigerstar: OWWW! I NEEDED THAT ORGAN FOR MORE CHILDREN!! AHHHH!! HOW WILL I USE THE URINALS NOW!!
Janitor(Methuselah):Sigh, more organs to clean up from the floor, I'm still trying to scrape off the cat's brain from last episode!
Mosshadow: How about we use Larka's den now that we screwed up the studio.
Behind the the flaming studio begins to crumble into a massive heap of rubble. It so happens that Jalgan, Darkstripe, Kraar and Mudclaw are still trapped inside, because the author hates them.
Jalgan: No fair!
Mudclaw: Cheap God Modder!!
Mosshadow: haha!
A/N: Random fact: In the first half of the season finale for last season my co-author Brightclaw counted that I killed 15 characters! Right now we're up to ten!
Larka's family and friends in the audience: *FAINT* Please don;t use our den...
Larka: GRRR!
Shetani: Please Larka?*Kitten eyes* can we use your den...
Saffron: Yeah!! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!
Larka: Oh fine.....
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Huttser: DO NOT BREAK ANYTHING!!!!!!
Mosshadow: like whats the chance of that?
Randomness meter:*is a 55%*
Palla: ….........
Morgra:.........
Khaz:...........
everyone: ….......
Morgra: Do we have insurance?
Everyone: yeah, do we?
The screen blanks out for a commercial.
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Tigerstar:*wearing priest clothes* Hi and welcome to Exorcism co!
Darkstripe: If you have an annoying or dangerous spirit/demon/annoying neighbor we'll help you get rid of them!
Clawface: we shall now demonstrate with Inferno!
Inferno: Woah! I thought this was for fur cleaner!
Tigerstar: *evil smile* DIE! *dumps bucket full of holy water on Inferno*
Inferno: Okay... now whats that supposed to do?
Darkstripe: I think it's past the expiration date.....
Tigerstar: Eat this!!! *waves various religious symbols in front of the demon.*
Inferno: Okay..... weirdos..... I have a charity to attend.
Clawface: NEVER!! MU HA HA ! *Wacks Inferno with a large Cross*
Inferno: man, I am getting so pissed!!!! DIE YOU m*BLEEEEEPPERS*.
A significant amount of fighting later.....
Inferno:*is covered in blood* Great, now I'm late for that charity, Pallas going to kill me....
He walks out angrily, his tail accidentally lashes against a tub on a table that is labled *Demonic spirits, DO NOT touch or expose to oneself under possible chance of possession and possible insurance costs*. The said tub falls and breaks upon the three unconscious villains......
Tigerstar:ooooooo, weird black swirly thingies are coming towards me!
Dun dun daaaaa............
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Mosshadow: so I guess we'll have to end that interview since everyone is in the hospital.....
Luna: what else is new..
Shetani: any predictions?
Mosshadow: Well, I hope this story kills Palla!
Palla: Woah! WHATTTT!!!!
Mosshadow: you are so boring, the only good lines you have are at the end of the second book during the heaven scene....
Palla: but I didn't say anything!
Mosshadow: Exactly!!
Palla: SOB! *runs off crying*
Luna: that was cold.
Mosshadow: and I bet that human Vincent mentioned was Cloud.
Jayfeather: I suppose.....
Larka: I'm glad I'm not in that story, though being in Mosshadow's is probably more dangerous.....
Mosshadow: And I think the characters are kinda off.
Everyone: Who cares!
Mosshadow: So lets bring in Cloud Strife whom is the mystery character while everyone else is in the hospital being treated for 3rd degree burns.
Cloud walks in.
Mosshadow: hi!
Otulissa: hi!
Everyone: hi!
Cloud: hello people!
Luna: So you are here for The true wolfbane.
Cloud: Yeah, and I'm excited even though I haven't made my first appearances yet.
Jayfeather: So what will your role be?
Cloud: Well so far Kage Bushin plans for me to help Larka and Crew learn to use Materia , which is the form of magic in FFVII. I helping them defeat Sephiroth and Morgra from what ever insane plans they have. And plus I got an awesome bada*Bleep* sword and this , hot, sexy , bond hair to make all the readers tremble at my hotness! Not to mention the gravity defying spikes! It costs a million Gil for all the hair gel I use.
Randomness Meter: is at 60%
Sephiroth(Who has healed rather quickly): NEVER ! I will kill you! With the power of my long, sexy , silver hair! Death to spikey , gel covered hair! Taste the evilness and insanity of longness!
Cloud: Eat my spiky, gravity defying spikes of good !
Sephiroth: never ! Fool! *Ruffles up Cloud's hair with a nuggie*.
Cloud: NOOOO! moth*Bleeper*. *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEPER* I will have my revenge on your long hair!!
Randomness meter: is , over nine thousand!
Cloud promptly cuts off Sephiroth's long hair.
Sephiroth: Ack! Noooooooo!! *sucks thumb in fetal position*
Cloud: ha ha! Now taste the power of my really thick sword!
Sephiroth: Never! You shall taste the power of my really long sword!
Cloud: Oh yeah , well mines thicker!
Sephiroth: Mines longer!!!
Cloud: Thick!
Sephiroth: long!
Luna:*Facepalm* Do you idiots have any idea how wrong that sounds!
Jayfeather: huh? What do you... oh wow! That was wrong...
Shetani: so random! What should we do?
Mosshadow: Usually when talk shows have a problem like this they go into a commercial.
Luna: Good idea! Any more and this will become T rated!
Cloud: Mine is soo----*is cut off by commercial*
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Advertiser: Hey kids, do you want to be like Edward Cullen? Well its simple. Buy our product 'sparkleness sparkles' you can look just like Edward!*Picture of product* Just sprinkle sparklyness sparkles over yourslef and stand out in the sun! *Picture of little kids standing all sparkley* now you are just as sparkly as Edward!
Little kids: Omigod! I'm a sparkley vampire!! *they all run around sparkley!*
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A/N: I got that joke while making fun of a Twihard friend.
Jayfeather: Okay we're back from break!
Shetani: and we got rid of those jerks!
Larka: OMIGOD! That commercial was true! I'm all glittery like Edward!! *is covered in glitter* And my fur is white so I'm pale as Eddy!
Luna: *Has 'ok' look*NEXT! We have Can't run forever by Wolfgirlnowandforever!
Darkla and Gakad walk out from the deeper section of the den.
Darkla: Hi!
Cast: Hey!
Gakad: mu hah ha! I shall have you now !!!
Luna: Can't you idiots talk to us before embarking on personal agendas!!!*Slaps Gakkad*
Gakad:Grr!
Mosshadow: So here we have Darkla and Gakad, in Can't run forever Darkla and her pack escape the evil Gakad who wants her for a mate. The fic is set in the Sight universe but with a full OC cast and no mention of canon events or prophecies. Play the video guys!
Otulissa:*Presses button* sure. I need coffee.
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A/N: Quotes mean direct words.
Simet: whistle, hey look there a wolf unconscious on the ground!
Darkla: urggghhh, where the hell am I ?
Hin: "Sweetie, can you wake up for us?"
Darkla: aghh...
Inel: OMIGOD! She has swine flu ! Run!!!
Simet: *FacePalm*
Hin: She's just exhausted...
some time later-----
Simet: *looks at Darkla* Wow she's hot!
The four are walking through the trees
meanwhile ----
Raven: whistle... hey ! There they are! Now I can tell my evil master where to find them and cause bodily harm like all insane Sight characters do! Hallelujah!
For some strange reason an angelic choir sings a chord along with the accompanying light from the heavens.
Gakad: Mu ha ha! "I Final found you Darkla"*Even more angelic light and 'ahhhhhh' sound*
Raven's thoughts: this is stupid. I'm stuck with an insane moron, and he gives me no health care coverage, 401k or even dental! I love dental!!
"Cliff hanger dun dun daAAAAAAA!"
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And now we are cutting to a long break because I need get this half up and we have gone over the 10 page per episode rule. So bye and I'll be back for the second half! And a special thanks to Dragnerz for suggesting a name for the wolf pups last show.
